Chapter 25 25. My mother's extramarital affairs

Someone is in love.This is not unusual, but that person is my mother.As long as you are divorced, you can fall in love. Unfortunately, my mother is not divorced. Some people may think that I should display the spirit of Ah Q in this way: "Isn't it just extramarital affairs? It's everywhere." But I can't say that, because my mother's kind of extramarital affairs are rare and expensive.What species is it?Speaking out scares you to death, it's an online extramarital affair. Does anyone like my mom?According to my mother, he is still a millionaire.This really fits the line in the song:

"I'm a little bit tempted towards you, a little bit tempted, a little bit hesitant. I can't believe my eyes—" But when I sang the last line, I always sang Henan Bangzi. "Simply" seemed to take a lot of effort The sound of sand squeezed out.So the current hits—oh, let's get back to this extramarital affair. Under my torture to extract a confession, my mother finally confessed: On a "high wind and night of killing people, and a dark moon day", my mother went to a chat room, and she did not expect that she would go to the edge of madness and embark on a "crime" path of.

Someone spoke to my mother.Is a self-proclaimed "wit".When my mother saw that it was a man, she hurriedly said shyly: "I have a family now, so don't have any fantasies about me." The man said, "Fantasy is easy to come true." Based on this, my mother concluded that the man was educated and had a sense of humor.I wish people had fantasies about her.The man felt that my mother was about to take the bait, so he cast a long line to catch a big fish, and said to my mother: "I have 100,000,000—ten thousand." My mother's girlish and innocent heart full of fantasy was filled with that 10,000,000. The "talented man" said again:

"I have been divorced for seven years, and I only have one son." When my mother heard that he was a single nobleman, she wished she could go away with him immediately.According to my inference, the following plot is: "Genius" guessed that my mother had already taken the bait, left a phone number and left.Only my mother, a silly girl, was left staring at the screen in a daze. Has anyone ever seen my mom look like this?Probably not.I've never seen either.I said to my mother: "That man is a liar." My mother said, "I also admit to being a liar." I said, "If you encounter a broken head, don't come to me crying." My mother persuaded me earnestly:

"It's also good for you that I married a 'talented scholar'." I firmly disagree.I think it's great that I refuse to bribe. Some people are single nobles, and an eighteen-year-old girl is not like a tiger descending the mountain. If he kills him without leaving a single piece, it will be my mother's turn?So I am very suspicious of this "talent" of unknown origin.But my mother's silly girl was driven out of her mind by "fantasies are easy to realize, and there are 10,000,000".Seeing me, I shouted deliriously: "Ah, my 'talented woman'." Some people would ask my mother, "Why do you like 'talented woman'?"

My mother would look flustered for a while, and then say: "Some people have something in their soul that turns you on!" I sneered: "Huh, it's the things in his wallet that excite you." Someone started to do ideological and political work on my mother, and this is me who is wise and intelligent.In front of me, my mother pretended to have denounced the "talented man" mask of hypocrisy.Unexpectedly, they had a fierce fight in private.The two of them called, and my mother learned that there was one word in the man's name that was the same as my mother's name. My mother, who never believed in gods and ghosts, felt that they were destined and arranged by heaven.Overjoyed.

The "talented man" still has the face to send his photo to my mother "sister".I took a peek.oops!The most confident person in the world might not have the face to post this photo.Standing on a bridge, he looked like an imported product from the countryside.If the eyes are smaller, I don't know if there are still eyes.Look at him, disheveled, wearing a shirt he bought on a big sale.There is a button without a button.My mother's pairing with "wit" is like flowers stuck in cow dung. Some people are just so emotionally fragile, physically weak, and daydreaming.That is my mother.In the dead of night, my mother finally picked up the "crime" phone. After a few minutes, the phone rang, and I guess my mother was almost trembling with excitement.At this time, she heard a woman's voice.The woman introduced herself and said:

"I'm the second wife of 'Wisdom'!" My mother felt that something was wrong, but she pretended to be calm and said, "Oh." The woman went on and on: "Our family's 'wit', there is no other problem, but a lust." Listen, isn't this called a problem? Can anyone guess how this story ends?My mother said solemnly: "I will never associate with wits again." The silly girl finally realized that I was right and came to her senses. But in order to show my demeanor, I only gave a soft "oh".But in the past few days, although my mother didn't cry and say "he lied to me, he lied to me!" as she did on TV, she still did what she should do, but sometimes she remained motionless and ignored no one, "put all the questions to me." Resist on your own." Talk about the concept of marriage.

Not because I'm too rascal.Just because my point of view is unique.However, grandparents over the age of 60 should not watch it, so as not to be pissed off. My view on marriage is: I would rather die than get married.If you want to talk about one and throw one away, talk about one and throw one away. This is mainly because I am very dissatisfied with the combination of our father and our mother. Let's talk about my mother first!According to him, my dad was her first boyfriend.You see, there is no choice at all.In my opinion, we need to talk more, talk more, and compare each other.Don't marry unless you have to.Because you are married, you can no longer talk about boyfriends, but there is a God!

Let's talk about my dad!It's even more outrageous.According to him, my mother was introduced by the matchmaker.Hong Niang, can you not say good things for others?You don't have eyes, don't you know how to see by yourself?People have to believe their eyes! Once people get married, all men like to be shirtless. After five years of marriage, they like to go outside to enjoy the shade more and more.After ten years of marriage, women are more and more fond of wearing their own clothes (the clothes are made of a piece of cloth with three holes, and the trousers are also made of a piece of cloth with three holes).

Once a person gets married, within five years, men don't dare to look at their wives carefully and completely. (Even if they do, they won't look at them a second time.) However, when I find a boyfriend, I have a lot of criteria.As long as you are as rich as Big Brother (Bill Gates), as handsome as Ma Ge (Chow Yun Fat), as romantic as Li Ge (Leonardo), as strong as Viagra (I will not explain this).