Chapter 21 Twenty-one, nine-pin sesame official

My humble self has been a kind person since I was a child (specifically referring to school). Unexpectedly, since it became popular to be the monitor on duty, I have not had a moment of peace in a week. The squad leader on duty, the euphemistic name, is democratic management and cultivates our sense of competition.I was honored to be the first duty monitor, and I will also choose the next duty monitor. I thought confidently: because I am fair! What does the monitor on duty do?Just remember the name.The scientific explanation is to write down the unlucky people who broke the law and discipline in the small books.The punishment for unlucky people is to stay after school to sweep the floor.

But rules are made by people.Which squad leader on duty is in a good mood, and will not be recorded if he swears at someone 10 times. By the time the class monitor on duty took office.There must be witnesses in the case.But that's another story. It is said that at the cleaning scene where the smoke was billowing and shrapnel was flying.Yang Du walked towards me with big strides, graceful like a penguin.But that posture is a bit wrong, no... not right! When he saw me, he sang: "Today, I will accompany my father and take the whole family to kill people." Obviously trying to create an atmosphere of terror.This line of lyrics is his opening remark, like a talking puppy in a fairy tale, first "barking" twice, and then speaking human words.

As soon as he finished singing, his whole body twisted, as if his stomach hurt, and he pretended to be terribly wronged. He said: "Yu Wenyu, he kicked me!" Although Yang Du liked me, but I'm business-like, and I don't easily wrong a good person.I asked: "How many feet?" He seemed unprepared, counted his fingers for a long time, and said: "One foot." Ha!What case did you come here to report?I shouted as tactfully as possible: "According to the rules, you can only report the crime after kicking three legs. Otherwise, if you are familiar with it, I can sue you for reporting a false case!"

Yang Du was obviously very dissatisfied with the judgment of the first instance.In his eyes, just for the obvious scar on his face, others should give him three points, not to mention that the bully was still an unknown person.snort! So he asked for a new trial.But I must uphold the original judgment. He held out a finger, put it in front of me, and threatened me: "Hmph! Just wait and see!" He didn't know I had a problem.As soon as I see a finger in front of my eyes, I become cross-eyed with lightning speed.This time is no exception. Seeing this, Yang Du immediately called the Sifang brothers and announced loudly:

"It's none of my business! I didn't make the Ark stupid!" He was the one who was stupid.After a while, I finally returned to normal. Yang Du suddenly remembered his mission.Say: "Don't worry, I will definitely let Yu Wenyu kick me three times!" The expression was heroic and the tone was firm. Admirable! Yang Du looked for Yu Wenyu everywhere, but Yu Wenyu ran to the toilet.Our rule is "Tianlei doesn't hit people who eat, and people who find fault don't hit people who pee." Yang Du had to fight alone. I saw him slowly dilate his nostrils.Hair straightened slowly.Lift one leg and kick the other leg.It's unbearable!Missed.It's okay to come back again, this time it's just practice.After actual combat practice, Yang Dudu finally kicked himself hard.Let's pop the champagne to celebrate! ...Wait, why is Yang Du kicking himself?

Yang Dudu said seriously: In addition to these two kicks, he got three kicks.According to him, Yu Wenyu should be sent to the Public Security Bureau. I can't explain it to Yang Dudu, if I argue with him, sooner or later I will stick out my tongue and turn my stomach. After thinking about it, neither side should be offended.Solve it in a humane way. I was at the toilet door, waiting for Yu Wenyu, and asked him to have a blind date with Yang Dudu—no, it was an apology.Unexpectedly, as soon as they met, they hugged each other and wrestled. It's developing too fast, right?