Chapter 9 9. I'm turning yellow
What we accept is quality education, which is well known.Especially in music class, the extra time is used to tell stories.
I contracted this time.Once, I was ingenious and told a story about a detective.
"Miss Anna died, wearing pajamas. According to her neighbors, at about ten o'clock, Miss Anna was visited by two people, one was her student-a rascal, and the other was her lover.
Who killed Miss Anna? "
As soon as the words left my mouth, my arms dangled before my eyes.No need to count, of course it is 128. 64 people, two for each person.
How depressed I am at the moment!what!I just came up with the topic of Dao Genius today, in exchange for 128 hands waving!And it's a detective story!Really ashamed, ashamed!
In order to make up for the trauma in my heart and save my face, I decided to find someone who is not smart to answer.
I called Long Chao.
I saw him twitching and laughing, faltering and fumbling out a few words:
"It was her lover who killed her in pajamas because they had just had sex."
I didn't expect him to express it so directly.Maybe the story is just wrong.I think it's better to find a pure classmate to answer this question and let him say "don't know".I will say the answer logically.
Yang Dudu, who is pure in thought, thought for a long time, blushed and said:
"Her lover killed it. They just made love."
The silent teacher is no longer silent.spoke up:
"Students! This story is not suitable for our young children who are growing up. Ark! You go down first!"
I had no choice but to step off the podium, but unexpectedly, I walked into the aisle and was grabbed by a hand.Just when I guessed where the monster was, the man opened his mouth first:
"Hey! Why on earth?"
I say:
"Because only when her lover comes, she will greet her in pajamas!"
So the answer was passed down like dominoes.Unexpectedly, halfway through, it becomes:
"Because she will commit adultery in pajamas only when her lover comes!"
The last person who heard the answer was extremely dissatisfied with the answer.He grabbed my arm and said:
"You're not right! Generally adulterers don't wear pajamas, they don't wear clothes!!!"
Wow!Hematemesis!