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Chapter 7 7. Have you developed yet?

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We're watching a dull show.Zhao Meiyun asked me: "Have you developed? I have developed!" She was a little proud, so I had no choice but to say with a bit of shame: "I've grown too." This was just heard by the blue cuckoo on the side.She asked: "What is development?" I'm not surprised, because this is a medical term that only educated people can know.I cleared my throat, ready to give a complicated explanation of simple questions.Unexpectedly, Zhao Meiyun said first: "It's your Mimi who has grown up." I thought it was obviously too accessible and unartistic.just say:

"That is, your breasts grow slowly, and finally grow to the size of your mother." I am very satisfied with my explanation, popular and professional, perfect combination!Lan Juan didn't speak, maybe it was acquiescing.After about a minute, Lanjuan suddenly said: "What are breasts?" This is really a bolt from the blue!It is said that this question is very simple, but I just can't say it, it's hard!Zhao Meiyun shouted to Lan Juan through me: "It's the little tit that you drank when you were little, oh, it's your mother's tit!" The boys in our class giggled foolishly when they heard the "Little Mimi" appearing twice.Blue Cuckoo said with a sad tone:

"My mom's little boobs are lost and dead!" I gasped, and said in a tone of sympathy and wonder: "Is it cut off?" Thinking of this, I couldn't help shivering: How painful that would be.So I was full of sympathy for Lanjuan's mother. Lanjuan twisted her eyebrows into an incredible shape and said: "Isn't Mimi my cat?" Oh my god, my leg that was on the stool in front of me suddenly fell off, and Zhao Meiyun was already laughing so hard that she almost slipped off the stool.I saw that the blue cuckoo's eyebrows hadn't loosened yet, so I really didn't know if she was faking it, but the blue cuckoo knew it couldn't be more pure at a glance.Zhao Meiyun and I made up our minds, and today we must teach Lan Juan what breasts are.

I said to the blue cuckoo: "Breasts are what a girl has." Blue Cuckoo's eyes lit up, as if he understood.Seeing hope, I also raised my eyebrows, pretending to be looking forward to it.In fact, I don't want her to understand right away, otherwise how can I survive this boring performance? Lan Juan said: "Girls can wear skirts." Zhao Meiyun fell to the ground all of a sudden.I clapped my hands to signal her to be a rescuer, and there was nothing I could do. Zhao Meiyun squeezed one side of her face, also expressing her powerlessness.It's over, Zhao Meiyun, a private teacher, and I, a public teacher, have nothing to do.

Lan Juan didn't seem to want to know anymore, her eyebrows frowned again.I'm worried about her wrinkling.I tried again, pointing to her chest earnestly and saying: "Girls grow up with bigger breasts than boys." Blue Cuckoo's eyebrows loosened, but she didn't look at her breasts: "Is there a mole on her?" Does it matter?I was about to speak when Lan Juan interrupted me: "Let's watch the show." I met a saw blade, and my hard-hearted heart was sawed into strips by her.Next time I have to change to a heart made of diamonds. I had to watch the show the teacher put on to make us understand that there are worse things than being in class.

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