Chapter 3 3. Writers everywhere

Writing essays, I think, has epoch-making significance for us. When I heard that I was going to write a composition.Some people screamed, some passed out, some were happy, and some were dead.All kinds of reactions, complete types, preferential prices, ten penalties for fake ones. In order to check our level, the teacher will do an oral composition first.Everyone goes to the podium and speaks for one minute. But seeing that bold Long Chao frowning, he was many times more handsome than Zhang Fei.He held his head high and strode to the teacher's place. He collected himself and said with confidence:

"The title I'm talking about is "Uncle is Coming"" After finishing speaking, he suddenly looked suspiciously, looking for food everywhere in the ground, and said while searching: "I was doing my homework when my uncle came suddenly. He showed me my homework when he came, and I agreed. He pointed to a question and said to me: I did it wrong! I said: I didn't do it wrong! He said: I just did it wrong Yes! I said: I did nothing wrong! He said: I did it wrong, and I said: I did it right! He said, I did it wrong, and I said it was right..." Long Chao was running like clockwork.When the teacher heard it, he couldn't stand it anymore.Hastily sent him down.

When he went down, he was still not convinced and added: "That's right!" The first test field failed like this.Just listen to the teacher's order: "Get out your notebook! Write about one thing during the holiday! Everyone writes 300 words!" So, the activity of collectively biting pens and scratching heads began! Because I am the team leader, I have the right to break the law by reading other people's compositions. I see masterpieces that will soon become famous!Very excited very excited!The article is as follows: "On Sunday, the first thing I do is to open my eyes, the second thing is to put on clothes, pants, socks, and shoes. The third thing is to brush my teeth. The fourth thing is to wash my face. The fifth thing is to fold the quilt The sixth thing is to eat. The seventh thing is to watch TV. The eighth thing is to do homework, and the ninth thing is to sleep with eyes closed.

I am so happy today. " My god, is it enough to write 300 words?According to the teacher's statement, it is to keep a "chronological account". Check out the next one, she wrote: "Today, my mother took me to Xinhua Bookstore to buy books. When I came to Xinhua Bookstore, there were many books there. I wanted all the books, but my mother said that I couldn't read some books. She bought me three books. The first One is "ΧΧΧΧ", the second is "ΧΧΧ", and the third is "ΧΧΧΧ" (I can't remember the title of the book the teacher read). My mother and I walked out of the bookstore happily."

I feel like a lot of crap has been written.For example, it was said earlier that "Mom took me to Xinhua Bookstore to buy books", and later it was said "I came to Xinhua Bookstore".He also said "there are a lot of books there", the bookstore, of course there are a lot of books. "Today, my father and I went to Xi'an. The next day, we visited the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. We went to the aunt who sold the tickets and bought two tickets for 40 yuan. The tickets were as big as a business card, and they were hard. We went to the uncle who swiped the card.After the uncle swiped the card on the card machine, he returned the tickets to us.

The terracotta warriors and horses are very beautiful, and my father and I jumped up. " This composition is the longest.And he will split.Great, great!But he seems to be very distressed about buying a ticket for 40 yuan. My first essay was written like this: "After school today, it was still early, so my mother took me to the park for a walk. The park was full of chrysanthemums, including golden phoenix chrysanthemums, purple-red dragon's claw chrysanthemums, and white pearl chrysanthemums. There are too many varieties of chrysanthemums. , There are more than three hundred kinds. Chrysanthemums bloom in autumn. I like chrysanthemums! I am fascinated by seeing chrysanthemums, and I dream about chrysanthemums at night.”

Very bad very bad, ashamed, ashamed.