Chapter 117 116. The Pretend Granny

Mother wanted to sieve flour, so she asked her little daughter to borrow a sieve from her grandmother's house.The little girl put a basket on her shoulders, packed some refreshments: a round cake and a loaf of oil, and set off. She reached the Jordan River. "Jordan, can you let me cross?" "Yes, if you can give me your round cake." Jordan River loves to eat round cakes, and it will have a lot of fun making the round cakes spin in its own vortex. When the little girl threw the round cake into the river, the river immediately receded and let her pass. The little girl came to the big fence at the gate of the city.

"Dashilan, can you let me pass?" "Yes, if you give me your oil bread." Dashilan likes to eat oil bread, because its shaft is rusted, and the oil bread can lubricate it. The little girl gave the bread and butter to the large fence, which was opened to let her pass. She came to grandma's house, but the door was closed tightly. "Grandma, grandma, come and open the door for me." "I'm sick and lying in bed, you'd better climb in through the window." "I can't get enough." "Then get in through the cat hole." "I can't make it through."

"Okay, wait a minute." Then he let down a rope and pulled the little girl in through the window.It was dark in the room.It was not grandma lying on the bed, but a cannibal female monster.It turned out that grandma had been swallowed up from head to toe by her, leaving only the teeth boiled in a small pot and the ears fried in a frying pan. "Grandma, Mom wants to use a sieve." "It's too late now. I'll give it to you tomorrow. Go to bed." "Grandma, I'm hungry, I want to have dinner first." "Then you will eat the beans boiled in the little pot."

In fact, there are grandma's teeth in the small pot.The little girl stirred it a few times with a spoon and said, "Grandma, the beans are too hard." "Then you can eat the oil cakes in the frying pan." In fact, in the frying pan are grandma's ears.The little girl poked it a few times with a fork and said, "Grandma, the pancakes are not crispy." "Then go to bed and eat tomorrow." The little girl got into bed and lay down beside her grandmother.She felt a hand and said: "Grandma, why do you have hairy hands?" "Because I used to have too many rings on my fingers."

She touched Grandma's breast. "Why are your breasts hairy too, Granny?" "Because I used to wear too many necklaces around my neck." She touched Grandma's crotch, "Why do you have so much hair on your hipbones, Granny?" "Because the tights are too tight." The little girl touched her grandma's tail, and she thought that no matter whether there is hair or not, there is no grandma with a long tail in the world anyway.It must be a monster, not grandma.So she said, "Grandma, I can't sleep without going to the bathroom first."

Grandma said, "Go to the toilet in the cowshed. I'll put you down through the floor door with a rope, and then I'll pull you up." She tied the little girl up with a rope and put her in the cowshed.As soon as the little girl got down, she untied the rope, and tied a sheep with it. "Are you done?" Grandma asked. "Wait for a while." She tied the sheep firmly, "Okay, I'm done, pull me up." The banshee pulls, pulls, but the little girl shouts: "The long-haired monster! The long-haired monster!" She pushed open the door of the cowshed and ran away.The banshee pulled the rope up, and it turned out that it was a sheep.She quickly jumped up from the bed and chased after the little girl.

When approaching the Dashilan Gate, the Banshee shouted: "Dashilan Gate, don't let her pass!" But Dashilanmen replied, "No, I will let her pass because she gave me the bread and butter." When chasing to the Jordan River, the banshee shouted: "Jordan River, don't let her pass!" But Jordan replied, "No, I'm going to let her pass because she gave me the round cake." Just as the banshee was crossing the river, the Jordan did not drop its waters, and the banshee was swept away.On the other side of the river, the little girl made a face at her.