"No matter what kind of person he is, God will definitely bestow him with an outstanding talent. However, in many cases, people may fail to discover this talent throughout their lives, and choose other professions. Like Ain A man like Stan or Picasso, who just made the most of his talent..." When I was a schoolgirl, I felt like I found my direction in life from these words. I can't remember who told me this, maybe it was my dad, or my dad's friend who came to play at my house, or my uncle.In short, I started looking for my talents from the second day, and I tried many ways as I was happy.

Classical ballet, painting, horizontal bar, English typing, dog training, Western tailoring (should it be called "costume design" now? But there seems to be no professional title of "costume designer" at that time), magic tricks, and practice horseback riding in order to become Jockey riders... But it doesn't include playing the piano. In fact, I have been learning the piano since I was five years old, but I can't play it very well. The teacher once said: "There will be one in ten thousand people like you." Yes, so you don't have to worry too much." There is no doubt that I lack talent for playing the piano, and I know it well.In addition, I also tried many things, such as going to church Sunday school to play the accordion, practicing bicycle acrobatics, tap dancing, performing opera, playing the harmonica, diving, etc.Speaking of diving, the highest I have ever jumped from a five-meter platform.But I have never learned diving from a teacher.I clearly remember that when I was diving in the Jingu swimming pool, the person next to the swimming pool saw me and said, "Someone used to jump off in your position, but he fell to his death!" So I gave up diving.

In addition, I have also tried to participate in the church choir, play tennis, and work in a sweet potato cake shop (I used to practice my craft very well in the cake shop, and the cakes I made could be taken away, but when I tried them, I didn’t know Eat it up when you feel sleepy), wrap book covers, teach starlings to speak, etc. However, in all my attempts, I never showed the slightest talent in any one thing.Even so, I still believe that "I will definitely have a talent"!So keep on challenging. In my busy schedule, I graduated from a girls' high school. I hoped to become an opera singer, so I entered a music school.But during school I changed my mind and wanted to be a music critic, and then I thought a cellist would be nice too.Just thinking about it, I graduated.Also, by chance, I became an actor for NHK and started my career from then on.But I'm still looking, "Maybe there's a talent..."

During this period, I suddenly discovered a sad fact. That is, not only do I have no talent, but I am simply a hopeless madman!This is beyond my expectation.My friends even talked about writing a "joke book" to record my stories. "How can this be?" I don't know when, everyone added more details to my embarrassing story, turned it into a joke and spread it. Take baseball for example. There is a story that proves that I am a baseball blind.I'm said to have asked my coach, "Why don't players run to third base?" It's just too much.No matter how much I don't understand baseball, I can't be so ignorant.The exact words I asked the coach were, "Why can't left hitters go to third base?"

Because the right hitter is running to first base, and first base is in front of the batter, there is no problem running there.But the left hitter is running backwards, and he must be worried about what to do if there is an obstacle behind him.And third base is in front of the left hitter, wouldn't it be nice to run towards third base?It is with this consideration that I have raised the above question. After reading my explanation, some people will definitely think: Anyway, isn't it ridiculous to let the batter run to third base and so on?But for me, there is still a reason for it.Although it's all a joke, I still hope that it can remain the same when it gets out.

Therefore, I had an idea: why not write down the jokes I made?So I decided to write this book. Just to be on the safe side, I looked up the entry "Qiao Luo" in "Guang Ci Yuan". At first I thought it was funny, but when I thought about it, I felt "Oh, how embarrassing", so many things that should have been done were messed up by me.No wonder people say that I forgot the word "reflection" in my mother's stomach. It seems that this makes sense... Thinking about it, I started to write. ① The Japanese title of this book is "Adzuki Doudou's Unpaid Posts". ———Translator's Note