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Chapter 9 Eighty-one Difficulties (8)

Biography of Tang Monk 明白人 8959Words 2018-03-22
Standing in front of Tang Seng, Bajie's face turned completely liver-colored. Tang Seng panicked: "Bajie, you look scary, do you have heatstroke?" Bashi touched his crotch and said sadly, "My pants are wet!" Monk Sha was surprised: "Why? Will it, even if it is summer, it will not cause incontinence?" Bajie cried and said: "I was scared to pee, that monster is too domineering!" Tang Seng had to lie: "Bajie, take your time!" Say. What happened exactly?" Bajie burst into tears with a "wow": "Master too, Brother Monkey was eaten by a monster!" Tang Seng's face turned pale: "Bajie, aren't you talking nonsense? "Bajie has calmed down a lot, and his speech has become more reasonable, "It's true, I saw that monster swallow Brother Hou into his stomach, and I'm afraid it has already turned into feces!" Tang Seng burst into tears: "I Miserable apprentice, you have no father, no mother, no brothers and sisters, I only hope that you can go to the west to learn scriptures and achieve true fruition, then you will marry a wife and have three sons and four daughters. Passed out.

Monk Sha complained, "Pighead, you should keep this matter from Master for the time being. You see, Master has passed out." It’s not going to Xitian.” Monk Sha pinched Tang Seng’s acupoint, and Tang Seng woke up leisurely: “My poor apprentice!” Bajie stopped him and said, “Don’t cry, crying makes people upset, Master, let’s discuss business matters!” Tang Seng asked puzzledly: "What's the business?" Bajie said: "Let's break up, there is no monkey head, what should we do if we don't break up?" Tang Seng said: "You and Wujing, why should I go to the West Heaven, Bajie, don't back down!" Bajie said: " I can go back to Gaolaozhuang to be my son-in-law, Monk Sha can go back to Liushahe, Master, you can also go back to Chang'an to be a national teacher, anyway, the monsters on the road have been wiped out, and you are absolutely safe if you don't go back the same way." Tang Seng said embarrassingly. "I came back halfway, how can I explain to the king of Tang?" Bajie said: "It's easy to handle, just tell him a story, just say that we went slowly, and when we arrived in the west, the scriptures had already been taken away." Let's go!" Tang Seng shook his head and said, "I was born not to tell lies."

Bajie said: "Master, if you don't tell lies, you can't accomplish great things!" There was a burst of flying sand and rocks, and Bajie was shocked: "The monster is coming, Master, we have to run away to our own lives!" Bajie burrowed into the thorn bushes, his body tight. Monk Sha hesitated for a moment, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and fight the three demon kings. The three demon kings captured Monk Sha, and said sarcastically, "Why are you so uncompromising in your ability, and have you ever been a general of Qilian?" Monk Sha whispered to Tang Seng: "Master, don't panic, Bajie is still outside!" Tang Seng said disdainfully: "I don't count on him, I believe in fate, I believe in miracles!" Tang Seng's words were heard by the Three Demon Kings .

The three demon kings sneered and said, "In the lion camel cave, no miracle can happen. You'd better face the reality." There was darkness in front of Tang Seng, and there was cold air all around him. He knew that he was locked in an iron cabinet. The three demon kings patted the iron cabinet and said triumphantly: "Tang Seng, don't you want a miracle to happen? This is a miracle!" The time in the iron cabinet is too hard to bear, day and night cannot be distinguished, and even hallucinations are not easy to occur . The only hope in Tang Seng's heart is that Sun Wukong is not dead yet, and Sun Wukong has the ability to drill his belly, so how could he die? Bajie must have been delusional.

Bajie had a good sleep in the thorn bushes, but this time he slept so deeply that when he woke up, he forgot a lot of the previous things. Ba Jie opened his eyes and looked around: Hey, where are Master and Monkey Head? Where did they go? Monk Huansha, they must have found food somewhere, so keep it from me! Bajie touched his long beak, and he finally remembered: the monkey's head had already been eaten by the monster, and the master and Drifting were also captured by the monster. Fortunately, he hid quickly and saved the pig's head. The white horse was gone too, only the luggage was still there, all alone.

Bajie was happy: "This old pig should not go back to Gao Laozhuang to be his son-in-law." Besides being happy, Bajie was also a little sad: "Master, you can't start well and end well without being an apprentice! Laozhu is powerless, so don't let him go if you are in the sky." Blame me!" Bajie babbled and muttered, and then went to pick up the luggage: "These belongings will come in handy when you take them back to Gao Laozhuang. I'm sorry, the old pig has this luggage to itself!" There was a hand in Bajie's household It was slapped hard. Bajie looked back: Wukong was standing behind him.

Bajie yelled: "There is a ghost, I saw a ghost in broad daylight!" Wukong shouted: "Idiot, what are you yelling about? When did I become a ghost?" Bajie said: "I saw a monster swallowing you with my own eyes. What are you not a ghost? Brother Monkey, I usually offend you so much, your ghost Don't pester me anymore!" Wukong grabbed him and said, "Go, follow me to save Master!" Bajie was still begging: "Brother Monkey, please forgive me, you and I are brothers!" Wukong scolded: "Idiot, you forgot, the old grandson can't be melted by a gossip furnace, monsters can eat me Is it?" Bajie finally regained consciousness, complaining but also joyfully said: "It's good to live, and there is hope in life." Wukong pulled Bajie's ear and ran all the way.

Bajie said: "I won't go to the lion camel cave anymore, I'm afraid of the monster!" Wukong said: "I won't go to the lion camel cave anymore, the monster is powerful, and I can't beat him!" Bajie was lazy again: " Brother Monkey, since we can’t save Master, let’s break up as soon as possible. I’ll go back to Gaolaozhuang, and you go back to Huaguo Mountain.” Wukong scolded, “You idiot, I can’t beat him, but someone can beat him!” Bajie He asked timidly: "Which relative do you have that can defeat this monster?" Wukong said, "I'll look for Tathagata, and he released all three of my monsters on purpose." Bajie still had lingering fears: "What kind of monster is that?" , so powerful?" Wukong said: "Don't be afraid of the eight precepts, the big demon king is a lion, the second demon king is an elephant, and the third demon king is a vulture!" Stop, let them come out to disturb the law and order and endanger the society!" Wukong said: "Those evildoers want to come out to live a life of drinking and eating, so they don't care about anything." Bajie also felt the same: "Who doesn't yearn for freedom? It's just If you don't enter Buddhism, you won't be precepted." The two brothers were discussing all the way, when they met a group of people rushing towards them, it was very lively.

Wukong was happy: "Tathagata, you came today as scheduled, it's really timely rain!" Tathagata laughed and scolded: "When did you become so sweet-mouthed, you monkey?" Well, if I don’t compliment you better, maybe you will press me under Wuzhi Mountain for another two hundred years!” Tathagata said: “Stop joking, let’s start subduing monsters!” Tathagata said from his arms He took out a bottle, shook it three times, and shouted: "Lion, vulture, go home!" The three animals showed their original shapes, standing outside the lion camel cave, still majestic. Wukong was very envious: "Tathagata, you are such a treasure!" Seeing that the three monsters did not move, Tathagata sang: "Three beasts, why don't you go home with me?" The lion shook his head and said: "I If I don’t go back, I’m going to be a vegetarian. I can’t bear the hardship!” Said: “I have people to eat meat and drink wine here, and it’s a lot of fun.” The big eagle said: “I wish I could occupy Leiyin Temple and come here by myself. To be a Buddha is to have a major operation on Buddhist rules." Wukong comforted Master: "Master, be strong, don't be too emotional!

The Tathagata shouted: "Now I am a Buddha, you have to listen to me and go home!" The three animals had to come to the Tathagata's side and followed the Tathagata. Wukong chased after him and asked, "Tathagata, where is my master? I have searched all over the lion camel cave, but there is no trace of master." Tathagata replied, "Wukong, go find it yourself, Tang Seng has not had enough of this hardship! "Wukong said: "According to the past habit, if you accept the monsters, my master's difficulty will be over." Tathagata said: "Every difficulty has a strict time limit, and even one minute less will do." After searching in the cave, the sky was turned upside down, and finally Tang Seng was found in the iron cabinet.

Bajie complained, "Master, you hid it so deeply that we almost missed it!" Tang Seng took Wukong's hand and cried, "Wukong, am I dreaming?" Wukong comforted the master: "Master, be strong, don't be too emotional!" I saw a city in front of me: Black 〓〓 to cover the fog barrier, The sun and the moon are so cold. The wind is bleak and desolate everywhere, Miserable and crying. Tang Seng immediately said with fear: "Wukong, this place is very dangerous again!" Wukong gnashed his teeth and said, "This is the bhikkhu country. Five hundred years ago, my grandson passed by here, and now it is changed to Xiaozi country." Said sarcastically: "Brother Monkey, why do you brag about your good story again if you don't mention your bravery?" Wukong corrected: "No, no, I mean the king of this little country is a tyrant!" Tang Seng was startled: "The tyrant is one level higher than the foolish one. The common people here must suffer!" Wukong sighed: "This king is addicted to sex, and he has to eat the heart and liver of children every day to make up for himself!" Wukong, you have to take care of this matter!" Wukong said: "The old grandson has already found out that there are a thousand cages in the palace, containing a thousand children, which are specially used for the king to take the heart and liver, and take them whenever you want. "Tang Seng was shocked: "What a crime, Wukong, you can do something, go and release those thousand children!" Tang Seng thought of the days when he was drifting in the river. Wukong disappeared in a flash.Bajie commented: "It is justifiable to be lustful, but it is an unforgivable crime to kill one's life!" Monk Sha said: "It is not okay to be lustful, the king is lustful, and everyone is in danger." Tang Seng said: "Let's go again." , Wukong has gone, and I am relieved!" After entering the Bhikkhu City, Wukong was already waiting there.Wukong whispered to Tang Seng: "Master, I have let those one thousand children out of the city." Tang Seng said: "Good job, Master will give you a second-class merit!" Bajie pursed his mouth and said: "This second-class merit is too cheap." Wukong didn't argue, but just accompanied Tang Seng to the palace to exchange Guanwen, so as to get out of the right and wrong early. The king looked at Tang Seng bewitched for a few times, and suddenly said: "I heard that your flesh can make people live forever, and your heart and liver must be more effective!" out. Wukong stepped forward and said bravely: "My king, the old grandson's heart is very good. It is big and black, fresh and delicious." The national teacher beside the king said: "A monkey's heart is not good, it must be a human's heart." . "Wukong said to the national teacher: "I know, you are a monster! You go away earlier, don't make trouble here!" If thousands of children are released, you have to take your master as a mortgage!" The national teacher whipped up a gust of wind, and Tang Seng disappeared after the gust passed. Bajie ran away: "Brother Monkey, this is your fault, you go and find it yourself!" The monster took Tang Seng into a dark place, and said with a smile: "Tang Seng, stay here well, Don't move around, and I'll take your heart and liver after I've cleaned up Sun Monkey." The monster left, and Tang Seng sat still. Tang Seng touched his chest and muttered to himself: "It's a good deal to exchange my heart and liver for the hearts and livers of a thousand children." Wukong walked over and said: "Master, you can't do it, you don't have to do this kind of thing." A meaningless sacrifice!" Tang Seng was surprised and delighted and said: "Wukong, do you have a better way to have the best of both worlds?" Wukong said: "There is a way. When the old grandson turns into a master, I will give it to you with my heart and soul." That's it!" Tang Seng was a little worried: "Wukong, you lost your heart, won't it affect your health?" Wukong said: "It's okay, my grandson has no father or mother, it's better without a heart!" Wukong changed Made the appearance of a Tang monk, sitting there waiting for the monster to come. The monster came: "Tang Seng, that apprentice of yours is so tricky and weird, he disappeared in a flash." Wukong said, "Come and take my heart and liver, I can't wait." The monster is strange: "Are you alive?" A little impatient?" Wukong pulled out a vellus hair, turned it into a sharp knife, and cut open his stomach. A bunch of hearts rolled out of Wukong's belly, red orange yellow green blue blue purple, all kinds of colors. Wukong said: "You can take whatever color you like, and you can take whatever color you like!" The monster was so shocked that he didn't dare to take the heart and liver. Wukong urged: "If you don't take it again, I can't stand still, I have to show my true colors!" The monster suddenly woke up: "Okay, now I know who you are!" Fighting straight to the sky. The Antarctic fairy came from a distance and shouted loudly: "Wukong, don't kill my mount!" The monster turned into a white deer, leaning against the old Antarctic, and said softly: "Monkey, don't kill me!" You don’t dare to touch me now, my guardian is here!” Wukong sighed and said, “Forget it, give the old man a favor, but it will be difficult again!” Tang Seng came out from the dark place and said, “Wukong, as long as you still have a heart , is better than anything!" The four masters and apprentices cheered up, sang songs, and marched forward. The purple air is lingering in front of it, and the fragrant wind blows. Tang Seng took a deep breath and praised: "What a fragrant wind!" Wukong said: "This wind is feminine!" Tang Seng shuddered: "In this way, I will be robbed again this time!" Wukong said: "Master, don't be afraid, as long as your heart is as still as water, everything will be fine." A dense forest. Wukong took a look at the trees and said, "No wonder they are so fragrant, they are all camphor trees! Old Sun also missed it." Tang Seng's horse stumbled and fell into a hole. Tang Seng called for help urgently: "Wukong, save me, I fell into the well!" A voice in his ear corrected him and said, "It's not a well, it's a cave." A stunning beauty held Tang Seng's hand and walked forward with small steps. Tang Seng carefully asked: "Female Bodhisattva, where do you want to take me?" The beautiful woman said: "I want to achieve good things with you, I have been waiting so hard for you!" Tang Seng said: "How do you know I will come? " The beautiful woman said: "Of course I knew you would come. You and I have a one-night fate as husband and wife!" Tang Seng panicked: "Don't mess around, my apprentice Sun Wukong is very powerful!" "Wonderful man, Sun Houzi can't find us, this is a bottomless pit." Tang Seng fell silent, trying his best to resist the temptation of the unique fragrance of women. The beauty couldn't stand it any longer: "Wonderful man, let's be husband and wife here! Sooner or later, it's all the same thing!" Tang Seng said seriously: "No, I have never been close to women." The beauty said: " This is what I like about you. A man in his forties is a mature age. He has never been close to a woman, and he has never vented his true genitals. Great!" She hugged Tang Seng, kissing his face There was a wild kiss. Tang Seng's heart rose for a while, and he struggled: "You are looking for the wrong person, you should go to Bajie, he is an expert in this kind of thing!" The beautiful woman kissed Tang Seng frantically: "I don't care, I am now As long as you want to take your true yang!" Tang Seng closed his eyes, reciting the scriptures, and the agitation in his body gradually receded. Seeing that Tang Seng was calm as if nothing had happened, the beautiful woman couldn't help being a little disappointed: "Is this man suffering from impotence, and you have no passion at all?" Tang Seng said proudly: "I succeeded, but you can't help me." The beautiful woman was full of enthusiasm. Said confidently: "I'll wait, I have this patience." Tang Seng said: "I will wait too, my apprentice will find him sooner or later, and I am also patient." Wukong led Bajie and Drifting, groping forward in the bottomless pit . Wukong became a little impatient: "Old Sun is someone who has seen the world, but he has never seen such a deep hole." Bajie scolded: "Damn it, will this fragrance be ecstasy? Have we lost our way?" Wukong said with certainty: "There must be a goblin at work, setting this trap!" Bajie didn't believe it: "Brother Monkey, you are lying to me again, there is no sign of a goblin." Sha The monk listened carefully: "Brother Monkey, there is a voice in front, like a woman talking!" Bajie suddenly regained his energy: "When the old pig catches up, meet her for a while!" Bajie rushed forward with all his strength. Bajie shouted excitedly: "Brother Monkey, look quickly, the master is hugging a woman!" Tang Seng called for help: "Bajie, come and save me, this woman wants to moleste me!" Bajie shouted passionately "Listen, lady, my master asked for a replacement, and the old pig is here to replace him!" Bajie rushed forward, hugged the woman, gnawed wildly on her face, and said loudly, "Master, get off work. I'll deal with this woman!" Tang Seng finally broke free from the woman's entanglement. Wukong reminded at the side: "Bajie, she is a female fairy, you have to be careful!" The woman was anxious and shy, struggling to struggle, but let out a fart, which was full of fragrance. Bajie was so dizzy from the fragrance, his body had no strength, the woman slipped away and disappeared. Bajie was very surprised: "The farts of other people are so smelly, but the farts of this woman are so fragrant, rare, rare!" Wukong scolded: "It's really useless to ram the goods, all the monsters who hold them firmly have escaped Monk Sha also complained: "This hole is so deep, where can we find the goblin?" Wukong said: "Don't worry, look slowly, I think this goblin has some background!" Bajie wrinkled his nose : "The monkey head is showing off again!" Wukong said: "Her farts are so fragrant, she must have eaten the fragrant flowers and precious candles from the Tathagata Buddha to release such high-quality fragrant farts!" Monk Sha secretly laughed. Tang Seng reprimanded: "Wukong, there is no evidence, so you can't just talk nonsense!" Wukong said: "Yes, I am collecting evidence!" Wukong picked up a sign and said, "Master, I have found the evidence. This goblin is the daughter of Tianwang Tota Li!" Tang Seng was surprised and said, "There is such a thing? How can we tell the difference?" Wukong sneered and said: "It's really a narrow road to the enemy, and I gave the old grandson a chance to vent his anger!" Tang Seng heard the implication of Wukong's words, and hurriedly asked: "Wukong, is it possible that you have something to do with Li Tianwang?" Wukong said: " Yes, five hundred years ago, when the old grandson was making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, this Li Tianwang participated in the suppression. Hehe, now you have to ask him the crime of not teaching his adopted daughter!" Tang Seng persuaded: "Wukong, turn the enemy into a friend. When is it time to repay the grievances?" Wukong smiled: "Master, don't worry about our personal grievances, I'm doing business this time!" A woman's voice sounded from the top of the cave: "Haha, you can't find the exit! "Wukong hurriedly jumped to the top of the cave, stretched out his hand to touch, but there was nothing. Looking back, Tang Seng was gone.Wukong yelled: "Two rams, why can't even the master be kept?" Bajie replied: "Pohou, you yourself fell into the trap of others, and you scolded me instead!" "The two of you are going to find the master, and the old grandson is going to meet Li Tianwang!" Bajie muttered, "Just let the master be Li Tianwang's son-in-law, what's wrong with that?" beated?" Long time no see, Tiangong! When Wukong arrived in front of the Jade Emperor's golden palace, he felt a feeling of revisiting his old place. How majestic he was when he was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but no matter how heroic he was, he was labeled as a demon. There was an official named Bi Mawen who lived here back then, and his administrative level could be considered twenty-eight. It was ridiculous that he was not familiar with the way of officialdom, so he went to the official position without experiencing any ups and downs. Wukong sent a letter of denunciation to Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor asked: "Is there really such a thing? Ask Lao Li to settle the matter by himself!" Wukong was overjoyed, and what he wanted was the Jade Emperor's words. Wukong called Li Tianwang out of the palace, and said in a low voice: "You have lost face this time by indulging your daughter in the world!" The king denied it and said, "I only have one daughter, who is only nine years old. Now in the mansion, the monkey will sleep with you." Nonsense!" Wukong showed a sign: "Look, the evidence is as solid as a mountain, this is the tablet given by your daughter!" The king of heaven suddenly realized: "Oh, that is my adopted daughter, a white mouse spirit!" Wukong held his finger I scratched my face a few times: "Don't be ashamed, I recognize the white mouse as a goddaughter, this time you are also inescapable, how do you say it?" The king of heaven blushed like a sky full of clouds: "The great sage leads the way, I will go with you Accept this evil battle!" Wukong urged: "Heavenly King, you have to walk faster, if you slow down, maybe you will become a grandfather." Sure enough, the King of Heaven quickened his pace. The two came to the bottomless pit and walked along the entrance. Wukong pointed to the front and said, "Heavenly King, look, your good daughter is about to rape my master!" The banshee was hugging Tang Seng, gnawing and biting on his neck, looking very crazy. The king of heaven was so angry that his beard trembled, and he shouted sharply: "Nie Zhan, stop your atrocities quickly!" The banshee looked up and saw that it was her adoptive father, and she curled up into a ball in fright. Tang Seng was rescued, and two lines of tears flowed out. Bajie also arrived at the right time. He supported Tang Seng and asked with concern: "Master, what did she do to you?" Tang Seng nodded pitifully: "Fortunately, your elder brother came in time. If you were late, the consequences would be disastrous." Master and apprentice The four came to destroy France, and the country was gloomy everywhere. Tang Seng said angrily: "I feel uncomfortable when I look at the name of this country. Why do you want to destroy the law? Is it okay for a country to have no law?" Wukong also said: "I also wonder, is the king short-circuited? "Tang Seng said: "Wukong, go and inquire and find out the reason." Wukong responded, but said in his mouth: "This is another place with many bad luck and bad fortune." Wukong went.Bajie said: "Master, let's find a place to rest and wait for news from Brother Monkey." The three masters and apprentices sat on the ground.They all looked listless. Tang Seng sighed long and short, and the flowers and plants on the side of the road also lost their color. Bajie put his long mouth on the ground, and soon there was a snoring sound. Monk Sha looked up at the sky, the color of the sky was almost indistinguishable from his face. Bajie was talking in his sleep: "One day, I will return to your side!" Monk Sha smiled: "The idiot has a sweet dream again." Tang Seng sighed: "There is hope only when there is a dream!" Wukong came back: "Master, the big thing is not good, this city is impossible to enter!" Tang Seng panicked: "Wukong, what disaster is waiting for us." Wukong said: "This king hates monks the most. , no monk can get out of this city alive." Tang Seng frowned and shouted: "My God, there is such an unreasonable king, I will go to him to reason!" Monk Sha stopped him: "No, no , I’m afraid you’ve already moved your head before seeing the king!” Bajie woke up, and he opened his sleepy eyes: “Now it’s really time to break up!” Wukong scolded: “Ram goods, You only know how to break up, so you don’t want to think of ideas?” Monk Sha said, “I have an idea, and I can fool Master by disguising him as a woman.” Bajie said, “Master looks good. You are handsome, it’s okay to pretend to be a woman, but the three of us brothers disguised ourselves as men and women, so we revealed our secrets." Monk Sha said: "All three of us will change, just become three people with long hair." Tang Seng voted against it immediately : "No, you can make me a man or a woman, but it will disgrace the Dharma!" There was silence, and Wukong scratched his head and ears. Wukong suddenly said: "I'll be a thief once, steal the king's seal, stamp the pass, and take a detour!" Said: "Master, this doesn't work, and that doesn't work. What's your best idea?" Tang Seng said: "I want to save this king, let him become a monk and believe in Buddhism!" Bajie said: "Master, are you Want to take in another apprentice again? That’s fine, one more person to carry the burden.” Tang Seng was displeased: “What are you doing with so many apprentices? Just you three wretched disciples, I’m bored to death!” Bajie said: "Since Master is bothering us, we might as well break up the partnership." Wukong clapped his hands and laughed, "Master, I fully understand your intention." Bajie asked urgently, "Is it breaking up?" Tang Seng glanced at Wukong: "This matter must be done by Wukong. You sneak into the palace at night, shave the heads of the king, queen, and maids, and make them all become monks." Monk Sha applauded: " Good idea, the king himself has become a monk, so maybe he will kill monks?" Tang Seng explained: "When the king finds out that he has become a monk, he will definitely repent, thinking that if he kills too many monks, he will reform himself. I won't kill monks anymore!" Bajie also praised: "Master's head is really enough, he has a super-class IQ!" It was night, Wukong sneaked into the palace, and cast a spell to kill all the people in the palace, regardless of gender, age or age. , all shaved bald. At dawn, Wukong said: "Master, let's prepare to enter the city. Maybe the notice of pardoning the monk has been posted." Tang Seng nodded confidently: "It should be like this, we have passed another difficulty. Amitabha!" Bajie Ring the nail palladium: dong dong dong! Tang Seng stood by the small river, looking at himself in the water, and he saw a little white hair on his head. Tang Seng sighed: "It's a pity that it happened in vain!" Wukong said: "Master, don't be sad, we are not far from victory." Tang Seng said: "I have a feeling that there are monsters in front of me, alas, monsters always haunt me endlessly." Wukong I also felt annoyed: "I'm tired of fighting monsters, they are the same, and have no characteristics." Tang Seng said: "I am most afraid of female monsters. It really makes me want to cry! I hope there is a male monster in front of me!" "Bajie said: "I'm so tired, I really want to sleep, and I don't want to wake up after sleeping for ten days and a half months!" Monk Sha remained silent, sitting aside in a daze. Wukong cheered up: "Let's go again, no matter how hard or tired you are, you have to go on." The four continued to move forward, and the singing and laughter stopped. The mountains are green and the water is beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, it doesn't look like a place where monsters are entrenched. A leopard jumped up and stood upright, the leopard's skin was dazzled. Wukong opened his golden eyes and cheered: "The monster is here, this time there is something new, the monster appears in its original form, and it is a new form!" The leopard rolled on the spot, turned into a handsome boy, and stood in front of Tang Seng , provocatively said: "Tang Seng, I am going to eat your meat, do you have any objections?" Tang Seng shook his head: "This is the first time I have encountered a straightforward monster like you. However, you have to go to Wukong directly for this matter." Discuss." Huapi turned his head to Wukong: "Unexpectedly, five hundred years later, you will become Tang Seng's manager, monkey head, your progress is not small!" Monkey King swung the stick in his hand: "You have to Discuss with Lao Sun's buddy to see if he is willing." The leopard said: "You and I have too much nonsense, come on, whether you can eat Tang monk meat depends on this." Wukong attracted the leopard essence Go to the side and ask in a low voice: "Man, how do you recognize me?" Leopard spirit said: "When you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I was working in front of the Jade Emperor Palace!" Wukong was puzzled: "Leave a good job and quit , What are you doing in the wilderness?" Leopard shook his head and said, "What good is that? I enjoy freedom here, the air is free, and the sun is also free. I can eat as much as I want, and sometimes eat human flesh. Today You may even eat Tang Seng's meat." Bajie whispered to Tang Seng: "Master, look, Brother Monkey is making relatives with that monster, you have to be careful, maybe he will sell you." Face: "You don't have to sow dissension, you don't need to be suspicious, you don't need to be suspicious." Wukong and Leopard Jing talked for a while, and then they started fighting seriously. Wukong suddenly withdrew the stick: "Pause, the old grandson doesn't want to fight anymore, use other methods to solve it!" Leopard Jing didn't understand: "Why, you want to slip before the winner is decided?" Wukong laughed: "I I already know your origin, I have to ask someone to clean you up!" Leopard Spirit also smiled: "That won't work, according to the usual practice, Tang Seng has to fall into my hands and suffer a little bit of flesh and blood. I understand!" Wukong nodded: "That makes sense, you go and arrest my master, I'll invite the Taishang Laojun." Sure enough, the two split up, Wukong went straight to the sky, and the leopard spirit snatched away Tang Seng. Both Bajie and Monk Sha were baffled. Bajie said: "I've seen it a long time ago, this monkey head has no good intentions!" Monk Sha touched his bald head and said, "This is a bit strange, is Brother Monkey playing tricks?" Bajie said disdainfully: " How can there be such a trickster who uses his master as bait?" The leopard spirit washed Tang Monk's body, put it into a pot, mixed salt, and prepared to light a fire. The Taishang Laojun arrived and shouted: "Don't light the fire, the time has come." Leopard said angrily: "It's good if you come ten minutes late, I can taste a piece of Tang Monk's meat, what a pity!" Shang Laojun smiled: "Bragging, how can it be cooked in ten minutes?" Leopard said: "I use a pressure cooker!" Taishang Laojun shouted: "Come with me, what is there to miss in this world?" Taishang Laojun led the leopard up to the clouds, turned his head and said to Tang Seng, "Tang Seng, you have missed another disaster!" Tang Seng said: "This difficulty is not dangerous, I hope it will be like this in the future, don't make it too nervous!"
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