Chapter 6 Eighty-one Difficulties (5)

Mistakes and setbacks educated Tang Seng and made him smarter.He would discuss with several apprentices whenever he encountered important matters. Not far from Jinshan Doushan, Tang Seng stopped and said cautiously: "Wukong, do you think there are monsters on this mountain?" Wukong opened his piercing eyes and looked at it for a moment, then nodded and said, "There must be monsters everywhere!" Tang Seng said: "In my opinion, first find out the background of the monster, and then cross this mountain, we don't want to fight unprepared!" Wukong nodded: "I understand!"

Wukong knocked out a land god, and asked: "Where did this Jinshan Doushan monster come from?" Immediately tell the master: "This monster is a green bull raised by the Taishang Laojun, it seems that the ability is not too big, master don't worry. As soon as Monk Sha heard that the monsters were not very capable, he had the idea of ​​making meritorious service, so he said to Wukong: "Brother, let me deal with the monsters!" I have become more active." Wukong said: "Taishang Laojun is not a bad person, he also has a connection with this green bull, you have to see the owner's face to beat the bull, how about this, I'd better go to heaven to negotiate a few words with him " Tang Seng nodded and said yes: "The road to the west is long, and the words that should be taken must be taken! Go!" Wukong found the Taishang Laojun and said straight to the point: "Old man, your green cow ran into the world What should you do to make trouble?" Taishang Laojun said: "There is a drought in the sky, there is no grass in the pen, it went to the lower realm to find grass to eat." Wukong sneered: "Old man, you are very good at finding reasons Here to prevaricate!" The old gentleman arched his hands: "Thank you, Dasheng, for driving that animal back, I thank you in advance!" Wukong said: "Old man, you can bring it back yourself, I have to go back to serve it Where is the master!" The old gentleman made an excuse and said, "I still have to attend the emergency meeting called by the Jade Emperor, I wonder how long it will last?" Wukong knew in his heart: the old man had to let the Qingniu spirit make trouble for a while before he took it back.

Wukong warned: "Old man, if I beat the green cow to death, don't blame the old grandson for being rude!" The old man laughed: "My green cow can't be killed!" Wukong was annoyed for a while, and told the master what the old man said. Tang Seng smiled: "Since it is a routine matter, we will come to play on the occasion!" Monk Sha bravely went to meet the Qingniu Jing. Wukong laughed. Bajie was puzzled: "Brother Monkey, what are you laughing at?" Wukong pointed to the sky: "Look, Laojun is watching the battle on the clouds, and the result has come out!" The four masters and apprentices walked into a picturesque landscape.

Tang Seng couldn't help but praised: "What a beautiful scenery, it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful scenery after walking for so many days!" Monk Sha also became poetic: "This is the beauty of nature!" Bajie said: "Look at the water in this river, it is clear and transparent, and there are countless fish!" Tang Seng was also tempted by the river water, and suddenly had a strong desire to drink a few mouthfuls: "Bajie, scoop up some river water for me to drink. !" Bajie scooped up a ladle of water, asked his master to drink half of it, and drank the remaining half by himself.

Tang Seng's emotion broke out again: "Good water, good water!" Wukong frowned: "Oh no, we have come to Xiliang Daughter Country!" But Bajie was overjoyed: "That's a good thing, maybe all the mice here are females too." Wukong woke up Bajie and said : "Idiot, don't be too happy, I think your complexion is not right!" Bajie wiped his face: "Is my face red?" Wukong said: "It's not red, it's yellow!" Tang Seng suddenly groaned: "Oh, my stomach hurts!" Wukong didn't dare to joke with Bajie anymore, and hurriedly came to wait on Master: "Master, what's wrong with your stomach? Did you drink cold water?" Moaning: "What's wrong, my stomach hurts too!" Wukong understood: "It must have something to do with the river, let's find a village to live in quickly, otherwise, something will happen." Bajie clutched his stomach, Tang Seng Bending down, he rushed all the way to a village.

The colorfully dressed crowd is all women. Wukong narrated it to an old woman. The old woman smiled: "Congratulations, your master and younger brother are pregnant! That river is called the Zimu River, and if you drink the water from the Zimu River, you will become pregnant and give birth in three days!" Bajie burst into tears: "My God! , Whose child am I pregnant? How can I face others in the future?" Tang Seng was in pain: "Wukong, what should I do? Is there a way to have an abortion?" Wukong was in a dilemma: "Master, you know , I don’t know anything about obstetrics and gynecology.” Bajie said: “Brother Monkey, where did this baby come from, it’s so embarrassing!” Wukong deliberately scared him: “Oh, three days is so short, the baby is in the belly But it will grow, and you will be born in a few days, so I have to poke a hole in your body to let the baby come out!" Bajie's face was ashen: "Brother Monkey, I am dead this time, I will die Hurry up, take pity on my wife in Gao Laozhuang..." Tang Seng calmed down, he said to Wukong weakly: "Wukong, don't be ridiculous, you should quickly think of a way, otherwise, this matter of learning scriptures from the West will be in vain !" Wukong said: "I have already inquired about it. There is a fetal-falling spring thirty miles away. Drinking the water from the fetal-falling spring can abort a fetus!" Bajie smiled through his tears: "It turns out that it is so simple. It's all right! Brother Monkey, go and get the Luotai Spring!" Wukong frowned deliberately and said, "It's hard, maybe there are monsters guarding the spring water!" Tang Seng felt a faint pain in his stomach again.He curled up on the ground, trembling.

His heart ached even more: What crime did I do in my previous life to be exposed to such a scandal! A yellow leaf from the tree fell down and hit Tang Seng in the stomach, and Tang Seng couldn't help moaning. Monk Sha hurriedly comforted him: "Master, be patient, the senior brother may have found the Luotai Spring and is walking on the road." Bajie quarreled at the side: "Maybe this Poor Monkey is sleeping on the road, he is I intend to make the old pig look like a fool, I want the old pig to give birth!" Monk Sha stopped him and said: "Second senior brother, don't treat the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, senior brother is not that kind of person!" Eight Jie said: "It doesn't matter if I give birth to a child, the master will have to give birth to one too; wouldn't it be a pain for the master!" Tang Seng became sad: "Bajie, it's all my fault. I have troubled you. If I hadn't been greedy for the water If you are clear, you won't be hurt so badly!" Bajie said, "Master, let's feel sorry for each other, so don't say anything!" Tang Seng felt his head was heavy and didn't want to talk, but just clutched his stomach and felt drowsy.

Tang Seng felt his stomach moving, and he knew that the baby was growing again. Tang Seng had no choice but to chant scriptures silently to pass the difficult time. Bajie shouted again: "Master, the son in my belly is growing, and my stomach is getting bigger and bigger." Tang Seng had to say: "Bajie, be patient, the baby in my belly is growing too! "Bajie suddenly thought: "Master, if two children are born as a boy and a girl, can we make them a couple, Master and I will become relatives!" Monk Sha reprimanded: "Second Senior Brother Hugh It’s nonsense, then, aren’t you and Master the same generation? No old or young!” Tang Seng held back the pain and said: “Bajie, when is this, do you still have the mind to joke?” Tang Seng woke up from his coma, Finding that his stomach was getting bigger again, he couldn't help feeling a little scared: "It's been a day, why hasn't Wukong come back?" Bajie said, "The monkey is playing tricks on us, maybe he will go back to Huaguo Mountain to be unrestrained." It's gone!" Tang Seng sighed: "I used to be a little too much towards Wukong, and he should bear my grudge." Monk Sha gave Bajie a look: "Master, don't listen to his nonsense, big brother is not that kind of person! "Tang Seng moaned in a low voice, he didn't have the strength to speak anymore, so he had to wait patiently for Wukong's return.

Bajie also hummed. Another day passed, Tang Seng and Bajie's stomachs were visibly bulging. Bajie was already desperate: "If Brother Monkey doesn't come back today, my child will be born!" Tang Seng also lost his patience: "It seems that Wukong really betrayed me!" Bajie instigated Tang Seng to say: "Master , why don't you recite the magic spell, and the monkey will have a headache, and it will come back naturally!" Tang Seng sighed and said, "It's far away, and this spell won't work!" Monk Sha stopped him and said, "Master, please don't read it. Eldest brother must be in trouble." Wukong finally came, and he carried half a bucket of water, staggering with anger.

Bajie shouted from afar: "Brother Monkey, are you pregnant too?" Wukong said to Tang Monk: "Master, just one sip of this water can cause abortion, don't drink too much!" Monk Sha asked strangely: " What, why are you bringing so much water for fetal abortion?" Wukong said with a smile: "It is for Bajie, he is a pig, he must drink at least half a barrel!" After a few farts, I felt a little more unobstructed, so I asked slowly: "Wukong, why have you been here for so long?" Wukong complained, "Master, it's not easy to come to the Falling Taiquan, and the procedures are very complicated! There is a A monster is guarding the mouth of the well, who do you think that monster is?" Monk Sha asked, "Could it be an enemy?"

Wukong praised: "You are so smart, you guessed it right. The monster guarding the well is the younger brother of the Bull Demon King and the uncle of the Red Boy. This is a big trouble!" Just a moment!" Tang Seng clasped his palms together and said, "What a crime, what a crime, I'm going to have a miscarriage too!" Wukong said to Monk Sha, "Hurry up and prepare brown sugar boiling water, Master is going to confinement!" I'm going to have a miscarriage too!" Wukong found a piece of red cloth and wrapped it around Tang Seng's head: "Master, people who have confinement are most afraid of the wind, so as not to suffer from the old headache in the future!" Tang Seng shook his head: "It's really dumbfounding!" Wukong said: "The next stop is the capital of the Daughter Country. Master may be in danger again!" I can't take it anymore!" Wukong sighed and said, "Master, who told you that you are so beautiful, any woman will fall in love after seeing you!" Tang Seng was already terrified: "Master's heart is about to break, you can do it Make up your mind with me!" Wukong comforted: "Master, don't panic, everything will be adjusted accordingly!" It's March in Yangchun, go forward, and the scene will become beautiful: weeping willows are like smoke, flying flowers are like hail, and the blue sky is in front of you. Behind the white cloud, wonderfully called Shanyao, Baili Lancui, as evidenced by poems: Bright red and soft green are too extravagant, Birds and flowers are a good time. How many things become clear in an instant, Walking in a hurry to send the setting sun. Seeing such beautiful scenery, Tang Seng's mood gradually recovered.In the blink of an eye, I arrived in the capital, the streets and alleys are full of women, and the beauty is everywhere, which makes people dizzy. Tang Sengmu was a little dazzled, so he had to close his eyes slightly and let the horse go forward. On the contrary, that idiot Bajie feasted on his eyes, cheerfully hated that he couldn't grow eyes all over his body. When it was time to change Guanwen, the queen said with a smile: "Guanwen can be changed, but I want to marry Elder Tang as my husband!" Wukong said: "Master, trouble is coming, what should I do?" Tang Seng pleaded to the Queen, "Your Majesty, look far ahead, and there are countless men waiting for you when you go out of the country!" The Queen frowned: "Although there are many men in the world, most of them are fake and inferior products. A high-quality man like you is so rare!" Tang Seng continued to beg for mercy: "Queen, please let me go, as long as you are patient, you will soon have a happy marriage." The queen said: "Wait a thousand years. Once, I waited until today for you, how could I easily miss it?" Tang Seng kept kowtowing: "Queen, I'm really not suitable for you, I'm a monk, my six senses are pure, and I have long lost lust!" The queen was careless Said: "This is not important, you Central Plains people have always only recognized marriage and family, not love, I don't want love, as long as I have a husband!" Wukong was afraid that things would get stalemate, so he had to whisper: "Master, you Be patient and pretend to agree!" Tang Seng was a little embarrassed: "Wukong, you can't agree easily, once you agree, you have to enter the bridal chamber!" Wukong said: "Master, isn't your heart locked? ?As long as there is no mortal heart, nothing is terrible. Let's get Guan Wen first!" Tang Seng asked again: "Queen, if I don't agree to you, what will happen to you?" The queen said: "If you don't agree, I won't If I give you the Guanwen, you won’t be able to go to Xitian!" Tang Seng said pitifully: "Queen, why are you doing this? You insist on blocking me?" The queen said with a smile: "This is called: the right to use it, Expired and void!" Tang Seng had no choice but to say: "Queen, I promise you!" The queen smiled brightly: "I know, you will promise sooner or later. Well, the wedding will be held immediately!" Tang Seng frightened She jumped: "What should I do about my going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?" The queen said indifferently: "Tell your three apprentices to go. When they come back from learning Buddhist scriptures, they may have added two junior disciples." It's gone!" Wukong tugged at the corner of Master's clothes: "Master, marry her first, then I will save you." Chuichui Dada, the citizens of Daughter Kingdom cheered that the king recruited a wonderful son-in-law. Tang Seng became a groom, covered in flowers. Tang Seng was crowded into the new house, surrounded by court ladies, full of joy, and a cheerful atmosphere. The queen stretched out a gentle hand and touched Tang Seng's face: "What a smooth face!" Tang Seng was hot all over, so he had to warn the queen, "It's not time, don't mess around!" The queen asked in surprise : "It's not time yet, when will we be able to join the cage?" Tang Seng said: "I am a monk, and my jade is pure and clear. How can ordinary people do it?" The queen smiled charmingly: "Elder Tang, I marry you with conditions: you promise to marry me, and I will change Guanwen." Give it to your apprentice!" Tang Seng gritted his teeth and said: "That condition was forced, and it was the result of your authoritarianism." The queen couldn't hold back any longer, she pulled Tang Seng over, and kept kissing him on the face . Tang Seng exclaimed: "Please be gentle, aren't you willing to be a pig's trotter?" The queen couldn't care less about anything, she hugged Tang Seng and wanted to have sex with men and women.Tang Seng had to recite scriptures hard to seek relief. Tang Seng's heart was like still water, he had no emotions, and he couldn't get excited at all. But the queen got serious and reached out to untie Tang Seng's clothes. Tang Seng was in a desperate situation, so he had to cry out in pain: "Wukong, come and save me--" "Master, I'm here!" With a reply, Monkey King has come to Tang Seng, carried Tang Seng, and rushed away. The Queen was crying behind her. Wukong said: "Master, don't love your sons and daughters!" Tang Seng said: "Why are you staggering late, if you are one step later, I will be molested!" Wukong said mischievously: "I have been watching from the sidelines to test whether Master's heart is really locked?" Answered, but turned around and glanced at the queen, the queen is pitiful enough, really: On a good day, beautiful scenery and mandarin ducks dream, Fang's heart beats in the red tent. Infatuated but ruthlessly robbed, The chicken and the egg are all in vain. The four masters and apprentices walked forward and came to another good place, but saw that the scenery was extraordinary: The hazy mountain looms, It is clear that the water is sparkling. Fluttering and raining, Gentle gusts of wind. Tang Seng had just been freed from the previous marriage, he felt less guilty, and with this scenery to add interest, he sighed that the past was like smoke. A gust of fragrant wind blows, and the fragrance overflows, shaking the earth and shaking the mountains. When the wind stopped, Tang Seng realized that he was no longer in the original place, and the three apprentices were also gone. What a beautiful pavilion.Another beautiful woman sat face to face with Tang Seng. Tang Seng muttered to himself: "What's wrong with me these days, I'm always lucky?" The beauty said: "This is your charm, handsome and unrestrained, and this is your original stock!" Tang Seng put back his evil thoughts and said seriously: " Good girl, let me go, my apprentices are still waiting for me!" The beauty said: "You and I are both talented and beautiful, a natural beautiful marriage, how can we let it go easily?" Tang Seng shook his head: "I don't Will agree." The beauty said: "I can't help you today, even if you are tied up, you will become a husband and wife!" Tang Seng wept: "It's bitter, apprentices, come and save me!" The beauty smiled: "Sun Wukong has been defeated by me, no one can save you!" Tang Seng said: "I have 18 years of cultivation and I am at the bottom, so I will definitely be able to keep my chastity." Come to attack, you may not be able to resist!" Tang Seng said: "Try!" The beauty said: "It's getting dark, and you and I are the only ones in this pavilion tonight. As soon as it dawns, we will be a nominal couple for one night. The whole world will know. Let's see where you put your face?" Browsing his eyes, he recited the scriptures: "Let's start!" Righteousness and evil contend in the dark night.This is really: The fragrant and warm mandarin quilt sleeps with the spring, People who have never been ecstasy are already drunk. More drums beating the hour, I don't know how many lines are tears of love? At dawn, Tang Seng stretched his waist: "It was morning when I woke up from the nightmare, and I finally won!" The beautiful woman wiped her sad tears: "The beauty is so miserable, my time has come!" Tang Seng heard it outside the pavilion. The noisy one knew that Wukong and his party had arrived. He glanced at the beautiful woman and knew that she was clearly a goblin, but he still couldn't help feeling sorry for her. A golden light flashed, and the beauty said sadly: "Tang Monk, I have no regrets after staying with you all night! Take care on the road!" The beauty turned into a scorpion. Tang Seng's heart was stabbed severely. It was not easy to live a life like chasing stars and moons, and Tang Seng was frightened by the pervert.Every time you move forward, it seems that the colored words are pulling. Before leaving that day, Tang Seng went to the water's edge to take a look at his face, but saw: Yintang is bright and red, The heavenly court is thick and full of blessings. There is also a purple breath on the tip of the nose, Smoothes the boundless face. Tang Seng said happily: "My lust has passed, and I can go forward boldly!" Tang Seng was happy, so he put his feet on the horse's belly, and the little white horse spread its hooves and galloped, leaving the three apprentices behind , it was the first time he acted alone like this. Two strong men jumped out in front of him and blocked the way: "Monk, I gave you the money to buy the road, so please don't die!" Tang Seng had never carried any silver taels on him, and he was suddenly embarrassed: "My man, I'm sorry, I have never had any silver taels on me, how about this, you You two left me your name and address, and when you arrive in Xitian, I will mail you ten taels of silver." The strong man said: "One of us is called Zhang San and the other is called Wang Wu, and our home is nearby!" Tang Seng: "Remember, At that time, I will definitely send ten taels of silver to the two of you!" Zhang San sneered: "How can a person like you who is dressed so decently have no silver taels?" You must be pretending to be poor and complaining!" Tang Seng said: "Brother Zhang San, Brother Wang Wu, don't push each other so hard. If my apprentice comes, there will be no good fruit for you!" Zhang San and Wang Wu sneered. . Sun Wukong came with Bajie and Monk Sha, and he witnessed the misery of Master's suffering. Wukong waved his hand: "You two, let my master go. I keep the silver taels here. There are plenty of them!" Zhang San was smarter: "It's okay to let your master go, but you have to replace him as a hostage." Wang Wu added : "I can guarantee the safety of the hostages!" Wukong replaced Tang Seng and fell into the hands of Zhang San and Wang Wu as hostages. When Tang Seng was far away, Wukong swung the golden cudgel and punched a hole in the brains of Zhang San and Wang Wu. Bajie told Wukong: "Master, big brother kills innocent people indiscriminately, disregarding human life. Master, this is not a child's play!" Dig a hole and bury Zhang San and Wang Wu!" Bajie muttered, "I'll do everything. If monkeys cause trouble, I'll clean up the mess." Two new graves were erected. Tang Monk was chanting scriptures in front of the grave, and the scriptures said: Breathing in, I know that Zhang San's soul is still there, Breathing out, I know that Wang Wu's body is gone. I know they're both free, Liberation is a kind of happiness. inhale, I am also suffering. exhale, things have happened, Amitabha, Rest in peace Zhang San and Wang Wu! After hearing this, Bajie couldn't help laughing next to him: "Master, you still have to tell Zhang San and Wang Wu not to implicate Monk Sha and me when they go to the underworld to sue!" Come here!" Tang Seng had to step aside: "Wukong, review yourself, so that the deceased can be comforted." Wukong clasped his hands together, and said in a eulogy: Zhang San Wang Wu, buried in peace. If you don't accept it, you can go to the official. The Jade Emperor and I are called shoulder to shoulder. Guanyin and I are different. The Tathagata came to me and asked for warmth. Three realms and five divisions, affectionate familiar faces. Not much to say, so and so. Hearing this, Tang Seng felt very sorry, and taught, "Wukong, why don't you blush at all when you speak such evil words, empty words, and lies?" Wukong said: "Master, don't talk nonsense, we should hurry up and find a place to live." Righteousness!" A spring surged, and a waterfall splashed.There is a couplet on the cliff, which reads: There are no Jiazi in the mountains I don't know the end of the cold Tang Seng rubbed his forehead with his hand and said: "This place is so strange, maybe we will encounter some troubles again?" Sun Wukong thought for a while and said: "This place looks familiar, but I just can't remember it. Hey, I seem to have known each other before." Jie opened his pig's mouth and laughed loudly: "Pohou's memory is too bad, what words are you engraving on the front?" Wukong set up a canopy with his hands, looked forward, and saw ten words: Huaguoshan Fudi water curtain cave Wukong patted himself on the head and said: "I remember, this is Lao Sun's Huaguo Mountain!" Monk Sha rejoiced: "Brother, since you have returned to your hometown, you have to treat us today!" Tang Seng said: "That's not right, Wukong has arrived at Yingzhou in the East China Sea again. Doesn't this run counter to the road to the west?" The original place, so many roads have been gone in vain?" Sun Wukong didn't answer, he just looked at it seriously, the more he looked, the more it looked like Huaguoshan here. Tang Seng reined in the horse's head and cast a long gaze forward. Bajie said: "Brother, since we have arrived in your hometown, we will stay for two days, which is equivalent to a weekend!" Wukong said: "The more I think about it, the more I feel something is wrong. When did Huaguoshan move here?" There was a burst of gongs and drums. A group of little monkeys came out surrounded by a beautiful Monkey King, majestic and solemn. Sun Wukong pointed to the beautiful Monkey King and said, "Isn't that me?" Tang Seng didn't believe it: "Wukong, how did you find yourself here?" The monkey king said: "Master, you are wrong. This monkey didn't find himself, but a fake Monkey King!" Shi Potian was shocked, and Tang Seng couldn't help being at a loss: "This Monkey King is fake, who is real?" The Monkey King said with his finger and nose: "Of course I am real!" Tang Seng was even more puzzled: "This Wukong has been with me for so long, why didn't I see it at all?" The Monkey King said: "Master, because he buried it too deep, he confused your eyes. It's like staying in Huaguo Mountain." Tang Seng didn't know what to do: "You stop me here, what are you going to do?" The Monkey King said: "I want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with Master, please take Master in!" Tang Seng was in a dilemma Le: "I can't tell the truth from the fake!" The Monkey King took out a piece of paper and said, "Master, do you still recognize it? I wonder if this old ticket can board your passenger ship?" Go, cursing in the mouth: "Don't be ashamed, how can you and I repeat yesterday's story today?" Tang Seng was at a loss for a moment, and asked Bajie: "Two Wukong, one is true and the other is false, teach me how to distinguish?" Bajie said : "When chanting the mantra, the one that shouts a headache is real, and the one that doesn't respond is fake." Tang Seng couldn't bear to say: "This will kill the real Wukong, he will have a headache." Bajie said: "Read it, I will Will be happy." Tang Seng's incantation sounded. Both Wukong rolled on the ground with their heads in their arms. Bajie slapped his hands and said, "When a fake is real, it's also fake, when it's fake, it's also true. Someone complains of a headache, I'm so happy!" Fighting each other for self-seeking, All the happiness of the past is gone. At the beginning, there was a mistake in Yan Luodian, It's just that the lawsuit is not bad. Now just for one breath, I also want to fight to the death. Tang Seng watched in a daze from the side: "Suddenly there is a false emptiness, if that day, another fake Tang Seng appears, how should I deal with it?" Bajie comforted and said: "Master, no one will pretend to be you, you Honest and honest, not like that monkey who makes trouble everywhere, that beggar eats the meat of the mound - he begs for it." Bajie just finished speaking, but he saw a Bajie walking out of the other side, surrounded by a Tang monk . Monk Sha stands on the other side of Tang Monk. Bajie exclaimed: "Hey, who are you, you dare to pretend to be an old pig?" That Bajie also pointed at Bajie and cursed.The two Bajie fought, and the outcome was hard to tell for a while. Monk Sha also stared at the fake Monk Sha, perplexed: "Could it be that Lao Sha was a twin at the beginning?" Tang Monk pointed to the Tang Monk and asked, "Where are you monster, dare to pretend to be Chen Xuanzang, the younger brother of the Tang King?" The fake Tang Monk said: "I am the third disciple of the Tathagata Buddha, how dare you pretend to be a substitute?" For a while, the two teams of Buddhist scriptures scolded each other, and there was a lot of trouble: You point to my red scar and black mark, I call you nonsense. Bricks come, tiles go, The war of words and guns is in the dark. Tang Seng gradually couldn't hold it anymore, he suspected that he was a fake Tang Seng, and he really felt sorry for that Tang Seng. Tang Seng cupped his hands: "I'm sorry, I was too excited just now, and my words were not civilized enough!" The Tang Seng said: "It's okay, each other!" Guanyin came in a hurry, and she wanted to settle the case. Tang Seng seemed to have caught a straw in the vast ocean: "Sister, you came just in time. Am I real or is he real?" Avalokitesvara replied ambiguously: "The real can't be fake, and the fake can't be real." Bajie stopped: "Bodhisattva, if you said this, you didn't say it! That's metaphysics." Wukong shouted: "Bodhisattva, you give me justice, why does Huaguo Mountain appear here?" Guanyin opened his eyes After careful identification for a while, he had to say: "Wukong, I'm really sorry, I don't know which one is the real Monkey King!" Wukong also shouted: "Bodhisattva, you gave me the anti-counterfeit mark!" Tang Seng shouted: "Sister, why don't you settle the matter of the real Tang Seng first, because with the real Tang Seng, you can identify the real Wukong!" Avalokitesvara tried her best to calm down before she said helplessly: "Brother, my heart has been messed up and I can't tell the truth from the fake!" Tang Seng was anxious: "Sister, what should I do? You are heartbroken, you can't turn a blind eye to it!" Guanyin sighed: "Oh, this matter has to alarm me, the Buddha!" ​​Bajie was a little unconvinced: "It's a trivial matter, but it also alarmed the top leadership?" Guanyin explained: " Although I know everything in the world, but I don't know everything in the world, so I can't tell the truth from the fake!" My Buddha Tathagata came from Daleiyin Temple, took a look at the two Monkey Kings, and sighed: "Injustice, injustice, you two It turns out they are twins, why is there such a huge difference in Fu Lu?" Hearing this, the two Monkey Kings stopped fighting and looked at each other. The false Wukong woke up from the dusty past, and shouted: "I was only born 40 seconds after my brother, how can I be treated so unfairly?" Your development!" False Wukong looked at himself up and down, left and right: "I don't have any irregularities!" Tathagata pointed to False Wukong and said: "You have six ears, four more than ordinary monkeys, so you have six ears. The other two monkeys have no ears, so who are they going to ask for justice?" The false Wukong couldn't help feeling sad when he knew his true identity. Only then did Zhen Wukong know that he had a twin brother who was a compatriot, and it was a bit of a mistake to reunite here five hundred years later. Wukong was confused for a while, and asked Tathagata for advice: "My Buddha, you have to show me the way!" Tathagata said: "You two brothers, only one of you can stay, and the other has to die!" Wukong said: "This is a brain teaser. I don’t understand the question.” The fake Wukong said: “Brother, he wants us to kill each other, you haven’t heard it yet?” Wukong said: “Okay, I die, let my brother Liuer Macaque protect Tang Monk to go to the West Paradise Go learn the scriptures!" The six-eared macaque said: "Brother, I'd better die, you've already got a place, it's a pity to discard it!" Tathagata opened his good eyes, and smiled kindly: "It's really touching, brother Fighting to the death is rare. How about this, Wukong still protects Tang Seng to go to the west to learn scriptures, and the six-eared macaque, you come to Leiyin Temple, and I will arrange a temporary worker to do it for you!" Tang Seng is very satisfied with the result: "It was a false alarm !" Tathagata said: "Bad things have turned into good things, you have all exposed your weaknesses!"