Chapter 17 Brown priest's robe (3)

Neptune wasn't like that, it was more like a greedy Yankee. World Sports Journal II Francis Bacon (Francis Bacon, 1909-1992) of the long-haired lop-eared hound, an Irish-born British painter, his works choose isolated figures, often with geometric structures, painted with thick ink and heavy colors, and his paintings usually express anger and terror and depraved emotions. -- Annotation style In this building lived two dogs: a skinny fawn harrier of the Morris family, and a reddish-brown lop-eared terrier of Miss Diana Badoise. Miss Badoise, a blond beauty with a fashion-conscious father, was also a born anorexic who loved wearing Burberry trench coats.The Maurice's harrier was Athena, and the Badoise's long-haired lop was Neptune.If you don't know what kind of building I'm in, you probably know the names of these two dogs.You know, it's impossible to find a dog with a tacky name like Kiki or Rex in this building.Well, back to business, here it is, yesterday in the foyer of the building, the two dogs met, which gave me the opportunity to see an interesting ballet performance.I'm ignoring the specifics of how the two dogs sniffed each other's butts here.I don't know if Neptune knew his ass stinks, but Athena jumped far away after sniffing it, but that Neptune smelled the other party's ass as if he smelled the scent of roses, oh, By the way, there should have been a large medium-rare steak in it.

And that's not the point of what I'm talking about interesting. What's really interesting is the two people being dragged far away by the dog leash.Because in the city, it is the dogs who lead their masters on leashes and run around.It seems that no one can understand the feelings of these two people. To be entangled by a dog willingly all day long, no matter it is windy or rainy, even when it snows heavily, and you have to take it out for a walk twice a day, this feeling is probably the same as Putting a dog leash around your own neck is no different.Or to turn the conversation to the two men dragged by their own dog on a leash, Diana Badoise and Anna Elena Morris (could be said to be the same mold, only two years apart in age. fifteen years old), the two met in the hallway.In this case, it's really not that enemies don't get together!Two clumsy figures who seem to be swimming with flippers on their hands and feet, the only effective way they can do this is to predict what is going to happen in advance and try to avoid it. .However, they naively thought they were leading a soft toy without any erotic impulses, so of course they didn't yell at their precious dogs, let alone stop them from sniffing each other ass or lick each other's genitals.

This is what happened afterwards: Diana Badoise and Neptune came out of the elevator, while Anna Elena Maurice and Athena were waiting for the elevator in front of the elevator, which can be said to be their own Apparently, the effect was very successful. Neptune just went crazy, walked out of the elevator obediently, and his nose just hit Athena's ass. This doesn't happen every day. good thing.For a long time, the disgusting Colombe has always mentioned to us the word kairos, which is a Greek word that seems to mean "the right time". In her opinion, this is something that Napoleon knew very well. Of course, Because my sister is a military strategist.Well, kairos is about intuition for timing, and that's it.I can tell you that Neptune's nose really sensed this so-called intuitive timing, just like an ancient light cavalry on horseback: it jumped onto Athena without hesitation. "Oh, my God!" exclaimed Anna Elena Maurice, as if she had been the victim of the whole incident, "Oh, no!" Diana Badoise also exclaimed, as if all The shame of it befalls her but I can bet you the caramel she wouldn't think of putting her body in front of Athena's ass while they both start pulling on the leash , trying to separate the two dogs, but at this time a problem appeared, and because of this, there was an interesting action.

In fact, Diana could easily separate the two dogs simply by pulling the dog's leash up and the other just by pulling the dog's leash down, but they didn't do this. The two sides retreated, and the front of the elevator room was very narrow. As a result, the two quickly encountered obstacles: one hit the elevator's grille door, while the other hit the wall on the left.At the same time, Neptune, who lost his balance after the hostess pulled for the first time, regained his strength, and pressed Athena, who was frightened and screaming, tightly under him. At this moment, the two changed Strategies, try to pull the dogs to a more spacious space, which is conducive to them to show their talents, and then try to separate them.But the situation was urgent: both men knew that if a certain moment came, it would be difficult to separate the two dogs.The two ladies became even more anxious, and they yelled in unison: "Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" and pulled the chain desperately on both sides, as if their chastity memorial arch was completely broken. Depends on those two dog chains.But in the panic, Diana Badoise suddenly slipped, then twisted her body and twisted her ankle.It's this movement that's funny: As her ankle twists outward, her entire body veers in the same direction, while her ponytail flies out in the opposite direction.