Chapter 6 acid panties

Have you ever seen the frightening charm of Harbin? Have you heard the horror stories about acid panties? Have you ever lived in the old Nanba dormitory of Jiaotong University? It's an independent adventure movie with the dirtiest cast today, Happy New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai. (Cast List for Episodes 1-8) The treacherous and scheming Yang Dingfeng / Yang Dingfeng Loves to collect ugly women's high-sai ornaments / high-sai The Kingdom That Always Gets Cold / The Kingdom Silicone ornaments with both wisdom and strength / Huang Xijia The rude and bald senior / Zhang Jiaxun Jingyeshe's Dignity guest starred as a big-headed dragon

Director/Screenwriter Giddens / Nine Knives This is a story about adventure and courage. Really, you have to have an adventurous spirit and a lot of courage to see this story from beginning to end. This story starts several years ago, but before moving the chair to tell the story, you must be more curious about why I went to Jiaotong University, right? Jiaodaye!The Science Park is right next door to Jiaotong University! Ha Bang, me, Wang Guo, and Yang Dingfeng all went to Jiaotong University! Frankly speaking, it is not surprising that Yang Dingfeng was admitted to Jiaotong University. He is really clever, but even Wang Guo, who often catches a cold head, and I were also admitted to Jiaotong University. It is really a supernatural phenomenon.

A lot of things happened at the university test site that year. The boss Ha Bang, who was sitting in front of the invigilator, fell asleep for the entire four classes of the test, and the classroom was changed four times, because the classroom caught fire four times for no reason. No one can stop this kind of natural disaster caused by dry weather and dry things. The scene is in a hurry. Fire trucks rushed in and out of the school. , the Ministry of Education had no choice but to announce that all the students in our classroom got full marks that day. Wang Guo was so surprised that he almost fainted, and even Yang Dingfeng laughed from ear to ear.

The second day's academic test was even more ridiculous. Most of the boss Ha Bang felt lazy, so he simply asked two new invigilators to help him beat his back and fill in the answer sheet, and by the way, he also filled in our share. So we went to Jiaotong University together, a national university. Although we still had to serve Mr. Ha Bang for at least four years, the excitement of studying at Jiaotong University was inexplicably high, and the high mood lasted until the day we moved into the dormitory. Outside the male eighth house, I, Wang Guo, and Yang Dingfeng were carrying luggage. It was a sunny day with no clouds in the sky.

"This is the dormitory of the National University!" Wang Guo looked happily at the blue sign of the male eighth dormitory. "There are so many dormitories in Jiaotong University, how could we live in such an old one?" I was a little dissatisfied with the dilapidated appearance of the male eighth dormitory, but I was still happy to death in my heart. "Idiot, the eighth male dormitory is only 20 meters away from the second female dormitory. Where can I find the unique geographical environment?" Yang Dingfeng said triumphantly, and we both nodded quickly. The tall, majestic and fragrant female second dormitory stands next to the short and dilapidated male eighth dormitory. This is a match made in heaven. In addition, Boss Habang doesn’t want to go to school for the time being. The three of us can definitely enjoy a wonderful college life!

The legendary four-legged beast culture in the bathroom, the nightlife where you eat chicken chops and milk for supper every day, the salty, wet and greasy online neighbors, the dazzling array of club activities, and the campus life where you can skip classes freely! "School starts tomorrow, and I will be a top student at Jiaotong University from now on." I took a deep breath and looked at the dormitory key in my hand. "Gao Sai, Wang Guo, let's go in, our college career is about to begin." Yang Dingfeng smiled slightly, and the three of us walked into the male eighth dormitory with a long history.

Room 116 will be the place where the four of us will live together in the future, and it will also be the base for Boss Harbang to rule the entire Jiaotong University. Very simple set-up, four tables connected to four upper bunk beds, except for some dust and burnt CDs, nothing special to tidy up, luckily. Still, it stinks. "Oh my god, what's this smell? Why is it so smelly?" Yang Dingfeng frowned, and I covered my nose too. Wang Guo threw the luggage on the upper bunk and said, "It does have a strange smell! It smells like urine." I nodded, and my eyes began to search for the suspicious source of the smell: "Not only does it smell like urine, but it also smells very strong of semen! Damn it, who is this unqualified person stealing a gun here?"

Yang Dingfeng threw the luggage onto the upper bunk and said, "Clean the room and call me in the living room." I grabbed Yang Dingfeng and sneered: "Come on, you are not the boss, you have to clean up with us!" Yang Dingfeng shook his head and said, "The horse's smells really bad. The smell is too weird. Not only does it smell like urine and semen, but it also has a sour, sour, sour smell. A homeless man who hasn't bathed for a year doesn't smell that bad." This sour taste is sour! I will give you ten yuan each to clean it for me." I laughed dryly: "Come on, let's sweep together."

Wang Guo leaned on the wall and started to vomit on the desk, saying, "It smells so disgusting, and it also smells like poop." When I sniffed it carefully, the complex and strange smell became more and more disgusting. Could it be the smell of corpses?My head was slightly dizzy, so I quickly held my breath. Yang Dingfeng pointed to the cabinet under Wang Guo's bed and said, "The smell seems to come from inside?" My legs felt weak and I said, "Could it be a corpse?" The experienced Wang Guo shook his head resolutely, foaming from the corner of his mouth, and said, "It's absolutely impossible. The smell of corpses is far less weird than this. Maybe there are alien corpses stuffed in the cabinet, which makes the smell so strange."

Yang Dingfeng covered his nose and said, "Wang Guo, you are kind, open the cabinet and have a look." Wang Guo opened the cabinet in a daze, and a gust of wind roared in! The smell of corpses floating in the poop juice?Far from it! Master Kong's instant noodles that have been stored for seventy-seven forty-nine days?Far from it! Sour socks soaked in cum jam?Too bad! This is definitely an extremely vile and smelly tornado! Wang Guo, who was the first to suffer, rolled his eyes and passed out. I had already held my breath and knelt down. The horrible stench seemed to penetrate into the pores of my skin, and it was useless to hold my breath. Could this be a bacterial weapon stored in Taiwan by Iraq?My eyes are literally blinded!

Yang Dingfeng slammed his head against the wall, almost panicked, and shouted: "What the hell is this!" I squinted, vaguely, it was a pair of underwear! Wang Guo woke up while throwing up, looked at the sour and extremely stinky underwear in the cabinet, his eyes were dim, and he picked up the sour underwear as if he was hypnotized, and put it on his head. When Yang Dingfeng saw the kingdom that was out of control, he quickly picked up the broom that was on the ground and hit the kingdom hard on the head! Wang Guo was fine. He was smiling weirdly while wearing sour underwear, but the vomit was still flowing from his nostrils. I was terrified. Is Wang Guo crazy like his mother? "It stinks." Wang Guo smirked, looking like a pervert. "You stink!" I yelled, closed my eyes and pulled off the sour panties on Wang Guo's head, oh my god, it's so greasy to the touch. I slammed the acid underwear into the garbage bag, and then hysterically scratched the fingers that had touched the acid underwear on the floor. Yang Dingfeng picked up the broom, forked the garbage bag firmly, and rushed to the room next to the living room. The big trash can, and rushed back to the dormitory without even taking the broom. I stared blankly at Wang Guo, Wang Guo's eyes were dull, Yang Dingfeng slapped Wang Guo's face angrily, and said, "You are crazy! Why are you wearing that kind of thing?" Wang Guo let out a cry, and only then did he really wake up. "I don't know!" Wang Guo looked terrified, his head smelled terrible, and my hands seemed to have a lingering stench that couldn't be wiped away. "My head is so dizzy, what the hell, wait a minute before I go to the supermarket downstairs to buy hydrochloric acid and come back for disinfection!" Yang Dingfeng shook his head, trying to wake up. "Of course." I helped Wang Guo, who regretted it too much, and the three of them stumbled to the public bathroom to wash up, and then bought five cans of hydrochloric acid to spray the room thoroughly. But the stench was still lurking in our memories, and it made us all have nightmares that night; I dreamed of sitting in the trash can and eating bento with maggots, Yang Dingfeng dreamed that he was swimming in a septic tank, and the kingdom Dreamed that he became a septic tank. The next morning, it was Wang Guo's screams that woke us up. Yang Dingfeng and I saw Wang Guo's sour underwear from yesterday afternoon on his head, and almost fell out of bed. Oh my god, this is where the nightmare begins. After we took off the sour underwear on Wang Guo's head that day, we were so choked that we couldn't go to class, missed the orientation activities, and missed the first intimate contact with the beautiful girl. Because we need to put an end to this weird acid panty. "God, why did I sleepwalk to find this rotten underwear out of the trash can and put it on?" Wang Guo kept crying.Fortunately, he also knows how to cry, not laugh. "No matter, in order to prevent you from sleepwalking and wearing this ghost thing on your head again, we will burn it!" Yang Dingfeng was furious, and took out a lighter. "It couldn't be better!" I yelled. So we threw the underwear into the trash can, Yang Dingfeng lit the newspaper, and then threw the burning newspaper next to the acid underwear. Something weird happened. That smelly, rotten and sour pair of dirty underwear was lying in the trash can without fire, and its black and unknown oil stains actually protected it from any harm! "Should we burn it again?" Wang Guo said fearfully. "Damn it." I cursed, wearing a mask, using hygienic chopsticks to pick up my sour underwear, and directly ignited the fire. But the acid underwear can't be ignited at all, it's too greasy! "Damn it..." I was speechless. "Damn it, I'll take it to Zhubei to throw it away!" Yang Dingfeng was shaking with anger. That afternoon, Yang Dingfeng wrapped the sour underwear layer by layer with newspapers, put them in the locker of the motorcycle, and rode all the way to the unfamiliar Zhubei. return. The results of it? After we slept with masks on that night, we still had nightmares all night. I dreamed that I was eating the salty and sour jerky of the mummy in pain. Yang Dingfeng dreamed that I was in the toilet with a Japanese AV actress and scrambled to dig the feces in each other’s assholes to eat. Wang Guo dreamed that I was stuffed in the asshole of an AV actress. Turned into a piece of soft dung. The next morning, we were woken again by the kingdom's screams. You guessed it right, that pair of sour underwear actually returned to dormitory 116 like a ghost!And put on the head of the kingdom! So we didn't go to class again. This is really too weird and weird. It's a 100% supernatural event. "It's ridiculous! How could it be possible to sleepwalk to Zhubei!" Yang Dingfeng roared. "I'm not familiar with Hsinchu at all!" Wang Guo sobbed. So, Yang Dingfeng rode on the car, threw the sour underwear to Qiding Beach in the direction of Zhudong, and buried it deeply with sand. That night, we tied Wang Guo to the bed with uneasy hearts, and then we put on masks and fell asleep. Needless to say, the tragedy happened on the third morning. Horror stories are always like this endlessly. Wang Guo was tightly bound, and he was crying like a stinky rag. His head was covered with the sour underwear. Like Sun Wukong put on the vajra hoop, he can't get rid of it no matter what. Alas, in a hurry, the sour underwear was thrown into the trash can again. "How is it possible? This is really..." I scratched my head, looking at the acid underwear in the trash can. Only then did I carefully see what the sour underwear looked like. The size of this sour underwear is XL, it looks completely black, but it is not, there is a disgusting piece of white mushroom on the front flap, and the back cover has a dark brown protective cover as hard as iron and as thick as steel. There is also a dark green moss on the dark black grease. Above, there was also an intricate stench. There is also resentment as deep as the sea and reaching hell. This must be a cursed, unsealable panty! "This matter has gone beyond our knowledge. I think we must turn to the mysterious history of Jiaotong University. Only in this way can we unravel the evil trick hidden in this underwear." Yang Dingfeng sighed. "I hate going to the library the most!" Wang Guo cried, he was so unlucky that no one put on the ghost underwear, but it happened to be put on his head. The fate of Wang Guo's head is really perverse. Wrap around the dirtiest and smelliest things on earth. "I don't like it either, why don't you call the boss! Boss can kill anything, let alone a pair of underwear?" I complained that the library is really not a place for people to stay. Although the library of Jiaotong University has good air conditioning and great sofas, Just standing between two bookcases takes my breath away. "Who said we're going to the library?" Yang Dingfeng said displeasedly: "Let's ask Huang Xijia, a senior who also graduated from Jingcheng High School and is now studying civil engineering at Jiaotong University." "You mean Senior Silicone? Where does this kind guy live now?" Wang Guo brushed away the tears from the corners of his eyes. "The second floor of Bashe, 208." Yang Dingfeng smiled and covered the trash can with a thick pile of newspapers. Silica senior is super nice. He is the second year of our senior year. This year is the third year of the Civil Engineering Institute of Jiaotong University. He used to be one of the bosses of Habang. He has an incomparable revolutionary emotion with us. He was in the third year of junior high school In the summer, when the boss of Harbin and the Shark Gang clashed at the Changhua Stadium, the silicone senior who was already a sophomore in high school insisted on standing in front of me with a bat in front of me, who was weak in hands and feet, and blasted a bastard with a machete until his head was broken. . In that battle that ended quickly, Senior Silicone's brave and brutal striking posture completely contradicted his gentle and elegant appearance. He hit a total of three screaming hits and a bloody home run, laying the foundation He holds a high place in my heart. So much love. "Yes! Senior Silicone will definitely be able to help us!" I shouted happily. So we went to the second floor of Bashe to see if the senior Silica, whom we hadn't seen for a long time, was still there. 208. "Oh my god! Long time no see!" Senior Silicone opened the door and said pleasantly when he saw us. "Yeah, thanks to the great boss in Toha, we all went to Jiaotong University." I said, hugging the silicone senior. "Good brother." Yang Dingfeng smiled and high-fived the Silica senior. "Wow~~~ Senior Silicone, you must save me!" Wang Guo cried, hugging the thigh of Senior Silicone. "Help you?" Senior Silica's eyes widened. "Yeah, we have encountered a very troublesome matter." Yang Dingfeng sighed: "I heard that senior Silica is now the chairman of the Eight House Management Committee, and this troublesome matter may only be known to the senior dormitory executives like you. " Silica senior looked at Wang Guo in surprise, and said, "It's not surprising that you have studied at Jiaotong University by relying on the boss, but what do you need my help for? This is strange, what is there that the boss can't solve?" I said, "The boss said he doesn't want to come to Hsinchu for the time being, so we have to deal with the sour underwear by ourselves." The Silica senior laughed and said, "Why are sour plum underwear so tight?" Yang Dingfeng closed the door and said seriously: "It's not sour plum underwear, but a pair of sour, smelly and lingering dirty underwear." "Holding?!" A scream. There was another person in the room of Senior Silicone, the voice came from the upper bunk on the left, and a big bald head came out of the bed. "Yeah, lingering, it's almost like being cursed." Yang Dingfeng saw the strange shape of the bald head. "Curse?" Senior Silicone's eyes also changed, and his voice trembled a little. "What does that dirty underwear look like? Tell me!" The big bald head and blue veins were exposed. Later we found out that the bald headed roommate of the silicone senior is the captain of the football school team. His name is Zhang Jiaxun. He hates football the most in his life because there are always idiots. I don't know the difference between football and soccer. "Is it really that scary?" I was also terrified. "This is not a joke. If it is true, Bashe will never have peace again." Senior Silicone asked us all to sit down with a sullen face. "The thing is like this, four days ago we found a pair of extremely smelly dirty underwear in the cabinet of bedroom 116, no matter if I threw it into the trash can on the first floor of the eighth house, or threw it in Zhubei or Zhudong , it will appear on Wang Guo's head every other day, you know, no matter how stupid Wang Guo is, he would never do such a disgusting thing..." Yang Dingfeng quickly said the matter. "Wait, what does that pair of underwear look like?" Zhang Jiaxun asked nervously. I endured the pain and described the extremely smelly underwear carefully. After hearing this, the silicone senior slapped the table. "It really is it!" Senior Silicone said bitterly. "You didn't bring it with you!" Zhang Jiaxun said in a panic. "Of course not. It stinks to death. Now it's put in the trash can in the dorm and pressed with newspaper." I said. "What the hell is it? Why does it keep pestering me!" Wang Guo cried. "That was a story from a long, long time ago." Senior Silicone closed his eyes. Among Taiwan's public and private universities, and five vocational schools, there are four scary, dark, and dirty campus legends. According to legend, there are four dirtiest monsters in the world. They represent that they do not want to be tempted, they do not want to own them, and they do not want to get close to them. Condoms, 40H big tits bras, and the scariest thing, resentful acid panties. A first-year pen-headed dragon of Lingdong Technical College got the puzzling unsolvable disposable socks. From then on, the first-year boys of Lingdong Technical College could not get girlfriends until they graduated. The head of the dormitory at National Taiwan University got a sanitary condom that was not hygienic at all. From then on, girls at National Taiwan University never dared to enter the male dormitory, and the dormitory lost the right to shoot for three years. The Department of Animal Husbandry of Tunghai University got the 40H big-breasted mother's bra. Since then, the cows on the ranch can no longer squeeze the famous Tunghai General's milk, and the school fees have been hit hard. And Chiao Tung University, behind the backs of all colleges and universities, secretly produced extremely sour and foul-smelling resentful acid underwear. Tens of thousands of students dare not go to school, fall in love or have sex on campus. Finally, the Student General Union formed an expedition team of nearly a thousand people. After half of the sacrifices, they smashed and sealed the dirty monsters one by one, and finally made the campus stench. The smoke cleared. After graduating from Lingdong, Datoulong wears unsolvable disposable socks home, fucks hard in the male dormitory of National Taiwan University, and the cows in Donghai continue to produce milk happily. But the most terrifying Jiaoda acid underwear has not been found and sealed for a long time. It will appear in Bashe every few years, bringing waves of terrorist incidents. "Where did you hear this story?" I wondered. "I also vaguely remember these plots?" Wang Guo thought deeply. "These legends have been circulated for a long time, and many details have long been lost. For example, the origin of the Donghai 40H busty mother's bra is completely forgotten by later generations. How did the dormitory director of National Taiwan University get the unhygienic sanitary condom? I can't forget it. I only know that the condom has not been taken off for two full years since the head of the dormitory put it on. Condoms may still continue to cause troubles now, becoming the supreme dirty thing above the sour underwear of Jiaotong University." The silicone senior lamented. "What happened to that female student later?" I was trembling with fear. "I've said it, I sacrificed bravely." Senior Silicone also shivered: "In fact, maybe that female student is an out-and-out pervert. Since that night, there has been a rumor in the male dormitory of National Taiwan University If you eat instant noodles in the whole bathroom, you will see a sad female ghost with a stinky condom in her mouth." "Who would eat instant noodles in the bathroom?" Yang Dingfeng was noncommittal, he must not have seen me and Wang Guo blushing. "What's with the unsolvable disposable socks?" I asked. "It is said that the first-year student of Lingdong Institute of Technology, Datoulong, is a very lazy person. He saw a big store selling disposable socks, so he happily bought a pair of them and took them back to the dormitory. What happened? The big-headed dragon didn't wash the pair of socks for half a year, and just wore them like that, regardless of the protests of classmates or roommates, because the big-headed dragon insisted that no-wash socks were socks that didn't need to be washed, and turned a blind eye to the green mushrooms that had grown on the socks. "The senior Silica gel became more and more angry, and said:" As a result, the stinky socks became a curse, and the first-year boys in Lingdong became widows until they graduated. " "A ridiculous rumor, neither common sense nor scientific." Yang Dingfeng snorted. "What about the legend about Jiaotong University's acid underwear?" Wang Guo said nervously. This acid underwear can become the supreme dirty thing that surpasses the other three dirty things. There must be a ridiculous reason for its inhumanity. "It's really a crime." The eyes of the silicone senior were wet. I don’t know if it was a few years ago, there was a big boy from the country who had just been admitted to the Management Science Department of Jiaotong University. He was full of excitement and pink longing for college life. A boring bet was ruined. A mischievous senior made a bet with the big boy on the speed of eating ramen. Whoever loses must abide by the agreement and wear his underwear until graduation. During the period, he cannot wash, take off, or destroy it.Until the day you graduate and leave school. The big country boy is a master at eating ramen, he is tall and big, and everyone booed enthusiastically at the scene, so the big country boy agreed without hesitation. Unexpectedly, the short senior had an amazing appetite, and his speed was at its peak, and he was ahead of the country boy The big boy finished eating the ramen in 21 seconds. The big country boy laughed, thinking it was just a funny gamble. Unexpectedly, the senior said to him seriously: "As long as you eat everyone's phlegm in public, you don't have to wear the same clothes." A pair of underwear to wear until graduation." As he said that, the senior took out a urine bucket and circulated it around the scene, everyone spit out a mouthful of phlegm, my God, what a horrible scene of disgusting and bullying! At that time, laughter was everywhere, the big boy was shocked and angry, of course he refused to give in, the straightforward he kept his promise to wear the same pair of underwear until graduation, and the horror legend started. It was a nightmare for the big boy; four years later, the front of the underwear slowly accumulated little by little white urine stains, and the semen from the handjob was accidentally sprayed, and the back of the underwear was not wiped clean because of poop. When it stops being mushy, it will form an indestructible lump of feces over time. The boy is often sweating profusely, and the salt and sweat odor also condense on the underwear on the side, irrigating fungi that cannot be identified by science. Is this the end of the matter? Of course not, bad luck always follows. The stench from the big boy's underwear made him a good-looking man. He has never had a girlfriend in four years. Even the roommate who laughed at him at the beginning couldn't stand the flies flying all over the sky and moved away. No one would like to talk to him during class reports. He was in the group, and what was even more frightening was that because of the dirty underwear, the big boy Xiaoniao often suffered from some unbelievable and strange diseases, and even gave birth to a black orange in his fifth year.The big boy was extremely discouraged, and all three credits for clubs, studies, love, and university compulsory courses were all taken, which made him have to postpone his graduation for two years. In other words, the big boy wore that pair of underwear for a total of six years.A full six years. Then the big boy finally graduated with an itchy, red and swollen groin. On the day of graduation, the boy full of grief and indignation took off his smelly sour underwear in public and shouted: "I want to keep this sour panty in Bashe forever! Curse all Jiaotong University people with this sour panty! As long as this sour panty exists, there will be no peace in the dormitory! Anyone who comes into contact with it will not be able to hand over a female student." My friend! You will be pawned even if you have knowledge credits! The little bird has a strange disease!" At that time, there was a strong, sour, sour smell at the graduation ceremony, and the cries of the big boys echoed in the Zhongzheng Hall. And the terrible resentment of the big boy is always attached to the grease that cannot be washed off by the acid underwear. "What happened later? Did the curse really come true?" Yang Dingfeng asked suspiciously. Silica senior solemnly took a blood-stained and yellowed book from the bookcase. I looked down. Page said: "The sour underwear of Jiaotong University must never be believed. Legend No. 7. In the eighty-fifth year of the Republic of China, a first-year student named Ke Jingteng caught a glimpse of the sour underwear discarded in the trash can. At that time, Ke happened to be holding a book of linear algebra in his hand. , so Ke created a disgraceful record of the Department of Management Science’s fifth revision of linear algebra.” I vowed: "It's nothing, I guarantee that even if Wang Guo has never seen acid underwear, this record will be easily broken by Wang Guo!" The senior Silica gel did not smile, and turned to another page seriously, saying: "The third of the five surprises of Jiaotong University's acid underwear, it is said that in the 72nd year of the Republic of China, the acid underwear appeared on the second floor of the Jiaotong University Eight House for some reason. There were 241 students from the Department of Civil Engineering and Department of Information Science who lived on the second floor of the Eight Buildings, and they did not have a girlfriend until graduation, and half of them were dropped out of school the following year." I was surprised: "So exaggerated?" The Zhang family reprimanded the senior with the bald head: "My cousin was also imprisoned on February 1st! This couldn't be more true!" The silica gel senior continued to read: "The second of the five great surprises of Jiaotong University's sour underwear. It is said that in the 69th year of the Republic of China, Jiaotong University's sour underwear appeared on the third floor of the Eighth House of Jiaotong University. It was picked up by Jian Linliang, a good student with good character and academics. Confused by the resentment of the acid underwear, he became very aggressive. After wearing the acid underwear on his head, he refused to take it off. From then on, he became a person who behaved strangely and smelled very bad. Because of this, Xiaoniao, who lived on the third floor, got it all Strange disease, two-thirds of the people's birds grew green ferns, and one-third of the people's birds began to sing, and they were not cured until they graduated. Later, there was a man named Carrot (Flodo) The British exchange students went through untold hardships to remove the acid underwear from Jian's head, and Jian got rid of the entanglement of the acid underwear, but the acid underwear disappeared again." Yang Dingfeng frowned deeply: "It's so bizarre." The Silica senior closed the book and sighed deeply: "There are too many horror legends about acid underwear in Jiaotong University. The last time acid underwear appeared was said to be five years ago, but the details of the tragedy are no longer available, because most of the victims have been tortured. Dropped out of school. Later, the whereabouts of the acid underwear have never been known.” Wang Guo said blankly: "It's not unknown, it's in our room." Yang Dingfeng rubbed his eyebrows and said, "Is there no solution? Is there no way to find a powerful Taoist priest to draw a few talismans? Or use a welding gun to burn it with high heat? Or shoot it with a machine gun?" Senior Zhang Jiaxun sneered: "How can ordinary methods be useful for sour underwear? I heard that the hard lumps on the butthole of sour underwear can't even be burned through by a laser. It's so deep that even Jian Linliang, who used to wear acid underwear before and was confused by resentment, couldn't really get rid of his obsession with acid underwear, so he came to Bashe to be the dormitory supervisor, planning to spend his whole life looking for acid underwear, and then put it on." I couldn't believe it: "Is there really such a bad name as Jian Linliang?" Wang Guo laughed loudly: "You are already called Gao Sai, so it's strange to call Jian Linliang?" The senior Silica gel thought about it: "There is no solution. There is a way to completely eliminate sour underwear in the legend, but no one has really tried it." Yang Dingfeng hurriedly asked, "What way?" Senior Silicone said: "The Eighth House of Jiaotong University has a total of four floors. In the laundry room on the fourth floor, there is a well-known magical and powerful washing machine. The washing effect is super amazing, but very few people use it. One of the reasons, whether it is What color clothes, what brand of washing powder do you use, as long as you throw the dirty clothes into the wash, they will all be washed into glistening white! The white is so bright that it will blind people's eyes!" Wang Guo and I were surprised at the same time: "It's so amazing!" Yang Dingfeng laughed: "It's just nonsense." The senior Silica gel said seriously: "It's not nonsense, the effect of that washing machine is absolutely true. If you throw that acid underwear into that magical powerful washing machine and wash it, 99% of it will be able to wash away the stubborn dirt of the acid underwear. and resentment." Yang Dingfeng shrugged and said, "That's easy, I'll dispose of it later." After speaking, he opened the door with us and went downstairs to take the sour underwear to the washing machine on the fourth floor. This thing sounds scary, but it's actually too simple.What a waste of tension. Silica senior thought deeply, slowly closed the door, and smiled: "Boss Ha Bang is really in Changhua?" We nodded, and saw Senior Silicone's eyebrows twitch. Senior Zhang Jiaxun, who was sitting on the upper bunk, coughed and said, "Actually, I didn't want to embarrass you, it's just... since you got sour underwear, why don't you just continue to have them?" Forget it, why make things out of hand? Bear with it, shake it, and four years of college have passed." What?What kind of nonsense is this? I saw the Silica senior said slowly: "As the chairman of the dormitory management committee, I must solemnly announce that acid underwear is not allowed to pass through the second, third, and fourth floors, because no one can stop the resentment of acid underwear. Acid panties going through floors they shouldn't be just adding more innocent victims in vain." Wang Guo was puzzled: "Why can't I understand? Don't you want to destroy the acid underwear, senior?" The silicone senior forced a smile, opened the cabinet, stroked the bat and said, "It's not that I don't want to destroy it, it's just that I'm a junior, and I can graduate in two years, and my girlfriend has handed in five or six. When passing through the second floor, I accidentally passed on my resentment to hundreds of boarding students on the second floor. Then... think about it, how many terrible tragedies will this cause? How many people will be expelled from school? How many people will break up? How many people will fail the exam graduate School?" Senior Zhang Jiaxun yelled angrily: "How many people's dicks will have accidents!" Chills run down our spines, what kind of bullshit thinking is this?Do we have to leave the sour underwear in our dormitory? Yang Dingfeng shook his head, and said first, "It's just a pass, it's nothing to worry about. What's more, the previous rumors about sour underwear are true or false. You can't do it right. Look at that book. It's like that." Wang Guo said anxiously: "That's right! I am the worst person, because..." boom! Wang Guo's head slammed with a bang, spewing bloody flowers. My neck was grabbed by the senior Zhang Jiaxun on the upper bunk and pulled up. I had difficulty breathing and left my feet off the ground. Yang Dingfeng squatted down quickly, avoiding the violent swing of the silicone senior. The bat hit the small lamp on the desk and shattered! "You actually..." Yang Dingfeng was surprised. The silicone senior raised his bat high and shouted: "The evil force has appeared, and we cannot fight against it. Only by preventing the acid underwear from passing through the second floor, can we finish college with peace of mind! I have just given you a chance Take the initiative to cooperate with us, now you are asking for trouble!" The bat fell heavily, Yang Dingfeng rolled and dodged, and the wooden chair was knocked down by the silicone senior's bat! "Huang Xijia! You're crazy! Could this be the wisdom of the former chief of staff!" Yang Dingfeng picked up the ballpoint pen on the table and threw it at the silicone senior. "Shut up! Since you are the second staff officer who took over, you should know that you can't fight against me!" Senior Silicone's bat finally hit Yang Dingfeng's abdomen. Yang Dingfeng screamed in pain, but he also punched Senior Silicone. Got a nosebleed. Wang Guo struggled to get up, took out a bag of white powder from his arms and sprinkled it on the ceiling, the bedroom was suddenly hazy with smoke. "It's disgusting! I'm about to go blind!" Senior Silicone hurriedly closed his eyes and breath, he knew that what Wang Guo sprinkled was not ordinary powder, but a handful of rotting ashes. I took the opportunity to bite my mouth, and after my feet hit the ground, I ran out with Yang Dingfeng and Wang Guo in embarrassment. I rushed to the smelly bedroom 116 on the first floor and locked the door. "Damn it! How dare this guy bully us like this while the boss is away!" I yelled angrily. "Yes, I want him to see how powerful the current staff is." Yang Dingfeng calmed down and rubbed his aching stomach. "My head hurts!" Wang Guo hugged his head and cried loudly. His head was really troubled, but he continued to shout: "I really want to wear sour underwear! After wearing it, it will definitely not hurt. !" Yang Dingfeng was taken aback, and quickly kicked the trash can that held the sour underwear aside, saying, "Kingdom calm down! Calm down! Wearing sour underwear will turn you into a pervert! Come here and let me rub it for you!" Then he punched Knock the kingdom out. I'm frowning, the wise adviser who combines wisdom and strength, Senior Silicone has betrayed us, this matter has become very difficult. The boss is not there. In addition to having many members of the dormitory management committee, Senior Silicone has the best swing ability among the best. The senior with the bald head looks like a strong orc, so the situation is really unfavorable. After all, among us only Yang Dingfeng barely has some combat power, and the Kingdom will be confused by the sour smell and resentment of the sour underwear at any time, and it is even more unreliable. With the three of us, how do we pass through the dangerous second floor? Even if the casualties pass through the second floor, what kind of danger is hidden in the unknown third floor? Next to the legendary mysterious powerful washing machine, what kind of difficult challenges await us? "Is this our college career?" I looked at the sour trash can with tears in my eyes. "Don't be discouraged." Yang Dingfeng's eyes burst into flames of confidence, and he picked up the golf club in the corner. "We need more and stronger partners." Yang Dingfeng thought to himself, looking at the golf club in his hand. A wonderful and stinking adventure legend from the first floor to the fourth floor of the Eight Houses of Jiaotong University is about to unfold. “伙伴？我们才刚刚到交大，要怎么寻找伙伴？”我问，人生地不熟的。 “你以为靠我们三个人能够到达四楼吗？”杨巅峰淡淡地说，但我知道他已经想到什么办法，才会将这些话脱出口。 杨巅峰把门打开，说：“高赛，我出去一间一间寝室敲门演讲，征求愿意跟我们一起组队冒险的伙伴，除了我谁都不要开门，你们要小心失心疯的硅胶学长派人下来抓你们。” 我犯疑：“为什么有人会愿意跟我们组队？” 杨巅峰带上门前，说：“一楼的宿舍生里，谁都不愿意那条酸内裤留在一楼，只是谁愿意出一份力而已。” 我点点头，等待着杨巅峰捎来的好消息。 我看着昏迷的王国，闻着又酸又臭的气味，哀叹老大不在的困境。 哈棒老大尽管恶霸、无法无天，但要是老大在这里，只要花一分钟不到的时间就可以将酸内裤解决。人就是不能不贱啊。 过了半小时，房间的门不停传来激烈的撞击声，我紧张地问道：“谁？杨巅峰吗？” “快点开门！偶知道酸内裤在你们的手里！快！”几近哀号的声音。 马的，一定是硅胶学长派来的奸细。 “死也不开！”我怒吼，身体靠在门上以免对方撞门。 “偶素来解脱你们的！偶好想要戴那条酸内裤啊！”哀号的声音越来越悲惨。 “放屁！你去告诉硅胶，王国宁死也不会把酸内裤戴上去的！”我坚定不移地说。 “快点快点！啊！偶忘记偶有钥匙了说！”门外的声音恍然大悟，我吃了一惊，马上就听见钥匙插动门锁的声音。 要糟！ “啊～～～好痛啊～～～”哀号夹杂着拳打脚踢的声音。 “开门，我是杨巅峰，我找到伙伴了。”杨巅峰说道。 我赶紧将门打开，看见杨巅峰将一个昏死的中年人踢了进来，身后还跟着三个被臭气震摄住的陌生脸孔。 “这家伙是怎么回事？怎么嚷着要戴酸内裤？”一个陌生的脸孔捏着鼻子问道。 杨巅峰蹲在那个昏死过去的中年人身旁，一巴掌摔下去，只见那猥琐的中年人幽幽醒转。 “你是不是传说中曾经戴上酸内裤的变态？叫简霖良？现在担任八舍的舍监？”杨巅峰睿智地说。 中年男子点点头，哭着说：“偶的宝贝呢？偶闻到它的臭味了，偶好想戴上它！那素偶的宝贝啊！” 杨巅峰点点头，爽快地说：“好啊，戴上去之后就不准回交大了，知道吗？” 简霖良又哭又笑地说：“才不要！偶戴上酸内裤以后，偶就素八舍的魔王噜！偶要统治八舍！统治整个交大哇哈哈哈哈哈！” 不等杨巅峰吩咐，我一脚就朝简霖良的鼻子踹了下去，简霖良鼻血狂喷大喊：“偶素开玩笑的啦～偶只要戴上酸内裤，就会远走高飞去！再也不回来啦！” “听你的鬼话连篇。”杨巅峰也一脚踹下去。 此时，躺在地板上的王国也碰巧醒了过来，痛苦地说：“我刚刚一定是疯了，你们千万要拉住我，不要让我戴上那条鬼内裤。” 我安慰地拍拍王国的肩膀，看着杨巅峰身后的三个陌生学生，问：“你找到的伙伴是哪些人，介绍一下吧。” 一个高大壮实，皮肤黑得亮晶晶的男孩皱着眉头说：“Your房间真是臭死人了，smell shit！那条酸内裤真的是really exists！” 我干笑，说：“所以需要各位英雄的帮忙啊。” 杨巅峰点点头，将天杀的大变态简霖良踢到角落，示意那三个新伙伴自我介绍。 那个高大的黑鬼首先说：“My name叫做廖国钧，管理科学系的新生，我爸是美国黑人，我娘is台湾女人，所以我是个dirty blood 儿，我很壮，以前还拿过游泳亚运铜牌。” 一个痴肥流口水的肥仔接着说：“我叫杜信贤，外号叫肚虫，是廖国钧的死党，也是管科一年级。我已经很臭了，没想到你们的房间比我还臭，啧。” 廖国钧跟肚虫，这两个活宝死党以前我在恐怖的“吊水鬼”一篇里已经介绍过了。 最后一个高高瘦瘦、看起来营养极为不良、非常神似伊藤润二恐怖漫画里面的削瘦男子；他至少有两百公分，却绝对不到六十公斤的干枯柴骨，有如被狐狸精吸光阳气。他一边晕眩一边咳嗽，说：“我叫热狗拉屎，是应用数学系的二年级生，你知道吗？根据统计，只要跟臭气相处超过一小时，智商将会以每二十分钟衰减0.74的速度退化，不可不慎啊，咳。” 热狗拉屎留了一头盖到肩膀的分岔长发，染得黯淡无光的霉橘色，他一咳嗽，雪花纷飞的头皮屑便倾巢而出，一点朝气或一丝生气也没，我实在怀疑他能帮上什么忙。 另外那个叫肚虫的大胖子也一样，两眼痴呆得吓人，手里还拿着一只甜筒。我看只有那个高大威猛的廖国钧勉强出的上力。 “大家都知道这次任务的凶险，还肯挺身而出洗净酸内裤，交大八舍一定有希望。”杨巅峰心虚地说。 “我们什么时候出发？”我问，热狗拉屎说得统计数字要是真的话，那就糟糕了，最好速战速决。 “一定要先准备吃的，因为路途遥远啊。”肚虫忧心忡忡地说。 “好，等一下你负责去女二舍楼下的全家就是你家，买一星期份量的食物。”杨巅峰说，然后从简霖良的裤子里翻出一只沉甸甸的皮包，丢给肚虫。 “根据统计，在家靠父母，咳，出外靠朋友的人，比起孤军奋战的人平均多活十二点七年，我们一定要寻找新的支持，我在三楼认识不少应数系的同学，我想先连络他们，我们到达三楼时他们会接应。”热狗拉屎脸色灰白地说。 “好，等一下你打电话。”杨巅峰说，从简霖良的口袋里翻出一只手机，丢给热狗拉屎。 “我们还需要武器。”廖国钧严肃地说，他果然勇猛啊可靠！ “好主意，你去张罗，半小时后所有人原地集合。”杨巅峰说，从简霖良的口袋里翻出一串钥匙，丢给廖国钧，那串笨重的钥匙可以打开八舍所有的房间。 于是肚虫便到女二舍楼下的超商买吃的，廖国钧则去乱开别人的寝室干武器，热狗拉屎则弱不禁风地靠在床边不停地打电话，而我跟王国、杨巅峰、简霖良则围在一起打大老二等待。 半小时后，肚虫背了一个大垃圾袋、兴奋地站在门口，而廖国钧也抄了一堆家伙走进寝室。 “买什么吃的，一大袋啊？”热狗拉屎问道，挂掉手机。 “杜老爷冰淇淋甜筒，总共八十几支！壮观吧！”肚虫笑呵呵地说。 马的，你这个猪脑！融化了谁吃啊！ 虽然我很想这么骂，但是又怕他挨骂后会逃走，所以我只是叹气，然后跟其它人赶紧拿一根甜筒拆开包装大吃，反正几分钟后全都会融化光光。 “廖什么的，你找到什么武器？”王国好奇问。 “我针对everyone不同的特质，各自为你们挑选different的武器。”廖国钧神气活现地说，拿出一个十字弓，递给张大眼睛的热狗拉屎。 “学弟……哪来的十字弓？”热狗拉屎惊讶说道，接过属于他的强力十字弓。 “Fuck来的，炫吧，还可以连发，挪，这里是箭，一共have三十支。”廖国钧得意洋洋地说。 从宿舍里干到十字弓？真是够怪的了，现在大学生不知道在想什么。不过比起哈棒老大干到过的武器，诸如警枪之类的，十字弓只能算是小儿科。 “这是yours，很重，不过威力奇大无比，it is delicious.”廖国钧吃力地举起一把斧头，交给肚虫，肚虫接过斧头后手差点断掉，因为那斧头实在太大、太沉了。 “好重啊～”肚虫埋怨道，他根本只能把沉重的斧头放在地上拖。 杨巅峰忍不住问：“在哪里找到的斧头？还一副磨得很锐利的样子！” 廖国钧大赞自己，说：“棒吧？我在145寝室find的，里面的人大概是砍柴社的吧，不然怎么会有这么棒的斧头！” “好怪的社团。”王国哈哈大笑。 交大真是个深藏不露的学校。 “那我的武器呢？”我问，希望得到一个足以防卫的好武器，至少跟杨巅峰的高尔夫球竿同样等级的武器。 “就只有找到这个了，I'm fucking sorry.”廖国钧歉然说道，将一条跳绳放在我颤抖的掌心中。 见鬼了，真是见鬼了！ “跳绳？里面是不是有锐利的钢琴线啊？”我发昏。 “None，不过你要是把跳绳放在地上，就can绊倒敌人了。”廖国钧低着头、踢着地上的篮球，想要就此混过去。 我快哭了，幸好杨巅峰赶紧说：“那我跟王国的武器呢？我的武器不用给我了，我用高尔夫球竿行了，我的武器给高赛用。” 廖国钧点点头，说：“我还找到两样很厉害的weapon，一个是超级锋利的扑克牌，来，你们see，这扑克牌看似very普通，但是它的边缘全都是采用最高科技打磨制成，五十四张牌每一张都是见血封喉的杀人凶器啊！” 我看着那五十四张牌，用手轻轻碰了一下，手指居然真的在刺痛中流出血来，挖靠，这学校的学生连赌博都练出一身杀人不眨眼的神技。 “这间学校的学生真狠啊，老大要统治交大恐怕不太容易。”杨巅峰叹道，将扑克牌交给我当第二种武器。 我试着学香港赌片里的飞牌伤人，斜斜朝天花板丢出一张黑桃A，没想到寒气逼人，扑克牌一斩，挂在天花板上的电风扇竟摔了下来！ “好可怕的武器，在哪间寝室干到的千万要记起来，以后小心别惹到他们。”我赞道。 廖国钧开心地说：“是。还有一个武器也是super terrible的，不过属于防卫性的武器，你们看！” 我瞪大眼睛，差点没破口大骂。 一个用矿泉水塑料罐装着的绿色液体，罐子上贴着红色的色纸，色纸上写着斗大的三个黑字： “隐形水” 我大吼：“好一个隐形水！你在哪里干到的！” 廖国钧无辜地说：“忘记是哪一间寝室了，应该是应化系的吧？总之交大的学生都fucking smart，做出来的隐形水……效果应该no bad才是。” 杨巅峰冷静地捂住我的嘴，淡淡说道：“果然是好东西，就交给王国用吧。” 王国又惊又喜，接下了隐形水说：“怎么用啊？用喝的还是抹的？” 我忙道：“用抹的吧？你千万别喝这种来路不明的东西啊。” 王国小心翼翼地将隐形水放在裤子里，一副小人得志的模样。我真诚地替他感到悲哀。 “咳，你呢？你自己的武器呢？”热狗拉屎问道，他从刚刚就一直在研究手上的十字弓，爱不释手。 “我当然是用剑！sword！”廖国钧大喝一声，气势如虹地拿出一把古色古香的宝剑。 那宝剑缀满了红宝石、绿宝石、蓝宝石、青玉、黄玉，花花绿绿，模样十分可笑，剑身上还写着“倚天剑”三字，不管是交大国术社或是古色古香社用的剑，我一见了就恼火，差点想冲过去把它给折了。 “好剑好剑。”杨巅峰显得很无力，努力地捂住我的嘴。 也许这个变态又危险的任务，只有不知道危险的变态才敢加入吧？想到这里，我的气就消了一大半。 或许明天他就死了吧？跟死了一半的人何必计较太多。 “等等，我们还需要一个人在冒险时负责保管酸内裤，这可说是最凶险的任务，万一被酸内裤迷惑就糟糕了。”我突然想到。 “偶！就素偶！”简霖良兴奋地大叫，马上遭到所有人的痛揍。 而大家的眼神，全都集中在彷徨无措的王国身上，王国扭扭捏捏、意犹未尽地看着被旧报纸镇压住的酸内裤。 “我愿意接下这个艰巨的任务，不管前方有多少妖魔鬼怪等着我们，我誓言一路抓紧酸内裤，虽然……虽然我根本不知道四楼的强力洗衣机怎么走。”王国害羞地说。 我简直想吐。 “You have my sword！我愿意用我的生命保护你！”廖国钧大吼，脱掉他的上衣，露出复杂纠结的深黑色肌肉，那花花绿绿的古剑凌空一劈。 “还有我的斧头！”肚虫气喘吁吁地说，虽然他从刚刚到现在未曾举起过那把夭寿重的斧头。 “还有我的弓箭，咳～”热狗拉屎病奄奄地说，十字弓不小心射出，一箭掠过我的头顶，撞破窗户玻璃。 “马的，还有我的跳绳跟扑克牌。”我愤怒说道，心情一直好不起来。 “众志成城，齐力断金。咱们上吧。”杨巅峰勉强勉励大家，举起他的高尔夫球竿挥挥，算是冒险的号角已经吹响。 酸内裤远征队踹开了寝室116的大门，踏上千惊万险的冒险之旅。 这就是我大学生涯的第一周。真希望老大在旁边啊！ 我们探头探脑地溜出寝室，走廊空荡荡的，难道所有的学生全都提早了十个小时去夜游？ 为首的杨巅峰说道：“热狗拉屎，我们一鼓作气冲到四楼的机会有多大？” 热狗拉屎为难地咳嗽，说：“根据十年来的统计数据，零。” 我紧张地问道：“为什么？硅胶学长的影响力真有那么大？” 热狗拉屎点点头，说：“咳，黄锡嘉在八舍德高望重，他的室友光头王更是残暴的足球校队队长，听说，咳，听说交大原本会有美式橄榄球校队的，但是正式成立前，居然被黄锡嘉跟敌视橄榄球的光头王在一夜之间铲除，连颗橄榄都不剩。” 王国呆呆地说：“硅胶学长果然是跟了哈棒老大多年的参谋！” 杨巅峰观察走廊，慢慢带我们前进，说：“看来，整个一楼的学生都听到风声，在五分钟之内全都躲光光了。看样子，在一楼到二楼的转角处一定会有可怕的埋伏。” 廖国钧自信满满地站在前面，踢着獐头鼠目的简霖良的屁股，说：“让这crazy变态走前面挡怪。” “不要踢偶，主人，偶知道去四楼的路。”简霖良猥琐地哭着：“偶一定会带主人去四楼的。”却一边觊觎着王国手里塑料袋中的酸内裤。 我们慢慢地走着，终于来到交谊厅旁的垃圾桶。前方，就是楼梯口了！ 突然间，杨巅峰敏感地停下脚步，皱着眉头。 隐隐约约，地面震动。 空气中若有风雷之声。 我们紧张地看着前往二楼的楼梯转角，咚。 Boom. Boom. Boom. “好大的橄榄。”我吃惊。 “白痴，是橄榄球。”肚虫舔着甜筒，拖着沉重的斧头。 yes! 一颗橄榄球从二楼楼梯慢慢滚了下来。 “橄榄球不是被消灭了吗？”热狗拉屎畏惧地说。 “一颗烂ball有什么好怕的？冲啊！”廖国钧一脚将简霖良踢出去，然后高高举起他那把烂剑往前冲。 但，下一秒钟里，廖国钧就出现在我们的头顶上！ 被撞飞的！ 一大群穿着橄榄球员盔甲服的死大学生冲下楼梯，一个个疯狂地张大嘴巴没有礼貌地大吼大叫，踩着昏死的简霖良朝我们冲了过来！ “怎么可能！咳！咳！咳！怎么可能会出现橄榄球队？”热狗拉屎虚弱地快昏倒，手中的十字弓胡乱射了出去，命中一个死橄榄球大学生的大腿，但那个死橄榄球人居然没有痛觉般继续快跑前进。 “看我的！”我拿起扑克牌不停地射，锐利的赌神牌扑克牌刺穿橄榄人的盔甲，鲜血流了满地，他们一边哭着一边怪叫怪跑，神经病似的，有的跑得太快滑倒在血泊里，杨巅峰赶紧用击出博蒂的姿势挥出高尔夫球竿，一个橄榄人优雅地在半空中回转而后昏倒。 “不可能不可能的！这简直是不可能的！”肚虫惊骇莫名，大口大口地吃着甜筒，然后我听见一记低沉的声响从肚虫的屁眼里喷出。 热烘烘的软粪山洪爆发！居然在这种时候！ “好臭！干你妈的你这只只会吃冰的猪！”我惨叫，刚刚勉强爬起来的廖国钧却很习惯地看着肚虫站立拉屎。 “好臭！干你妈的我再也受不了了！”王国也惨叫，然后将酸内裤套在头上。 “不要啊！”杨巅峰一竿将王国头上的酸内裤挥飞，怒吼：“王国！你就算不想作战，也不要躲在一旁套内裤！你要懂得抗拒酸内裤的诱惑啊，你真是一点也不可以信赖！”说着又一竿朝一个橄榄人的小鸟挥去，倒地。 此时橄榄人一拥而上，至少有五十多人，势态好凶恶极没有教养，但却在距离我们一公尺处停了下来。 原来是肚虫一根紫竹直苗苗地昂然挺立，用他的软粪拉出一条结界勉强保护住我们。 “真是好险，不知道结界可以支撑多久？”热狗拉屎喘气，他的脸真够苍白的。 此时一个橄榄人从裤子里拿出一个空养乐多罐子，向我们丢了过来，杨巅峰接住，只见那空养乐多罐子后系了一条棉线。 “是千里传音。”杨巅峰看着棉线，那棉线好长好长，一直绵延到二楼的方向。 我们全都将耳朵靠在养乐多空罐旁，听见一个洪亮又熟悉的声音从养乐多罐子里大声传了出来：“撑两年也好，撑一百年也行。总之在我毕业之前，酸内裤都别想通过二楼、三楼！” “你疯了，这些疯狂的橄榄球员都是你的牺牲品吧！”杨巅峰冷冷地说。 “你知道死大学生的出现原因吗？”硅胶学长的声音。 “死大学生就是堕落的大学生，一群不顾课业不求上进的浴室四脚兽，我高中时就知道了。”杨巅峰说。 “我跟我室友将堕落的死大学生改造成我们原本最讨厌的橄榄球队，他们的肌肉威力比死大学生还要巨大，更加暴力，更加不想念书，唯一的兴趣是冲冲撞撞，再也不会被女色所惑。”硅胶的声音：“你们还是认份收藏酸内裤吧，你们是敌不过我的。” “丧心病狂，你根本就不是我认识的智者硅胶。”杨巅峰叹息，将养乐多罐子丢回咆哮的橄榄人。 那些橄榄人尽管大吼大叫，但