Chapter 4 erection in elevator

After watching the third part of Star Wars, Jiji and I squeezed into the elevator with the crowd, the elevator bell rang loudly immediately, and Jiji and I had to walk out again. "There are so many people." I said, looking at my watch, Xiumei and I have to have dinner later. "In a hurry? Let's eat meatballs later, and then I'll go to your house to hide for a while." Erection looked at me eagerly. "Go to my house and hide for a while?" I wondered, did I see those dirty things again when I was erect? Erection is my high school classmate, whose real name is Xu Baichun. Strictly speaking, he only transferred to our school in the second grade of high school. It is said that he ran to our school after being bullied badly in the previous Lukang High School. He has a brain I don't know, but it's okay, compared to the kingdom where the skull was blown off, the erection is extremely clever.

The biggest problem with erection is that he has yin and yang eyes. I think seeing dirty things all day must have seriously interfered with the brainwaves of erection, making him confused. "Are those things following us now?" I asked nervously. "Didn't you really see it? Piccolo and the watermelon star were squatting next to the trash can, looking fierce." Erection said uncomfortably. "Oh my God." I shuddered. Piccolo is a green monster that often appears around the erection. According to the description of the erection, it looks exactly like Piccolo, the demon king in Dragon Ball, but I guess he is actually a wild ghost with too much chlorophyll intake, and the watermelon star is an obese And dead dwarves.

"Don't be so afraid, they are just aliens with strange personalities, and they are easier to get along with than those bastards in school." Erection said bitterly. Once his school history was spread out, it was actually a bleak story of being bullied. history. Only when those demons and ghosts are regarded as aliens, can the erection be relieved mentally.I can't believe what if I'm the one with yin and yang eyes?In fact, the most suitable person with yin and yang eyes is Wang Guo! "I have an appointment with Xiumei tonight, I'm afraid you will go home alone." I said firmly.

"Damn, it's ugly to be beautiful!" She erected her eyes and widened her eyes. "What did you say?" I said angrily. "Forget it." Erection quickly gave up arguing with me, after all, Xiumei is my girlfriend. "I've told you more than once. It's true that Xiumei is an ugly girl now, but which moth didn't become a silkworm baby after eating a vat of mulberry leaves? Let me ask you, can you get a beautiful girlfriend? No. Well! Investing in ugly girls early is the way for people like us to turn around! My vision is unmistakable, and beauty is about to turn into a moth!" I began to repeat my "futuristic beauty theory".

"Gao Sai, in fact silkworm babies and moths are both ugly." The erect and serious eyes almost killed me. "Then change it from a caterpillar to a butterfly! The colorful butterfly is so beautiful!" I yelled, and the crowd behind us all looked at us. "Butterflies are actually very ugly. You can tell by looking at them with a magnifying glass." He erected and scratched his head: "Do you dare to kiss a huge butterfly?" I can not. So I had to kick the trash can next to me angrily. Since the first semester of high school, Xiumei and I have become boyfriend and girlfriend. Since then, I have launched my investment plan under the eyes of everyone questioning and criticizing. This process cruelly tests my endurance and love for life. I no longer look forward to the bright side of life, and I'm afraid I'll kill myself.Fortunately, Xiumei is a kind girl, otherwise I really don't know how to persuade myself to continue to increase my investment.

I believe that Xiumei will slowly evolve into a primitive man walking on two feet like a dinosaur. The elevator door opened again, and Ji Qi and I quickly stood in, the two of us huddled in the corner. Next time you choose such a popular movie to watch, you must choose an unpopular time, otherwise the seats will be bad and the crowds will be bad. But I know that Erection must not think so, because he has an erection. The erect pants bulge high, standing impartially and proudly, just pointing at the long-haired beauty standing in front of the erection. The long-haired beauty smells very heavy of powder, with bright red lipstick, dark green eye shadow, and black hair. Fluffy false eyelashes.

The long-haired beauty stared at her erect crotch, and wanted to turn her head to pretend not to see it, but the elevator was too narrow and full of people, so it was too difficult to ignore a thing that was less than five centimeters away. Getting poked, so the long-haired beauty stares intently at the erection with an ugly expression. "Hey!" I flicked my erect ass with my fingers, warning him to restrain himself. Erection shrugged helplessly, and had no choice but to bow his head guiltily.There is no way, there is this bad problem with erections, he always gets erections under any circumstances.

When the flag was raised and the national anthem was sung, when it was the turn of the master of ceremonies to be the prettier Wenzi from Xiaoban, he got an erection. In the cram school, I got an erection. Sitting behind Li Binfen whose fragrance could be smelled within one kilometer, he got an erection. Take biology class, watch Discovery's kangaroos copulate, and he gets an erection. I seriously doubt that all the female students in the class have been sexualized with erections, because when erections even look at the amoeba asexual division under the microscope, the pants will turn up.This must be a side effect of Yin and Yang eyes, a disease called "If you don't lift it up, you will die".

On the waist of the long-haired beauty, there is a big hand with a cigarette in its mouth. The owner of the big hand is frowning and looking at the erection of his head. He has a small crew cut, and there is a blue dragon claw tattoo on the wrist holding a cigarette. . I saw that the tattooed man was about to have a seizure, the elevator suddenly stopped with a bang, and then the lights on the ceiling went out, leaving only the red warning light on weakly. The elevator is out of order. A group of strangers were trapped in a narrow space like this, breathing together the smell of dirty cigarettes from the man's hands, but the tattooed man didn't seem to have the slightest interest in putting out the smoke.

I looked at the erection and signaled to him that he'd better take a deep breath and soften the thing, but the erection shook his head regretfully, looking hopelessly petrified. Fortunately, the elevator broke down in time, and neither the tattooed man nor the long-haired beauty had time to pay attention to the rudeness of the erection, and everyone was too busy frowning and pretending not to care about the malfunctioning elevator. Two high school girls in black and white uniforms of Changhua Girls' High School covered their noses and nestled next to the number buttons of the elevator, frowning to express their disgust at the smell of cigarettes.

A middle-aged bald man in a suit stood silently next to the long-haired woman, frowning and looking at his watch. In fact, his eyes were peeking down at the long-haired woman's cleavage. Three teenagers who looked like junior high school students started cursing the rotten elevator in a low voice, and a man of unknown gender was chewing gum in the corner, and then stuck the chewing gum on one of the junior high school students while the light was dim. on the hair.What a gloomy fellow. "What's going on?" I wondered, it was annoying that the tattooed man was still smoking. One Zhang female student was studying the distress bell in the elevator, she pressed it nervously, but nothing happened, the other Zhang female student had an ugly expression, and complained while pressing the emergency call button, but there was no response . This elevator is dead!We had to rely on someone else to find the malfunctioning elevator and get us out, but the elevator was crowded and smelly. "Are we going to die here?" Jiji suddenly said, his voice was not loud, but everyone could hear it clearly, the tattooed man looked at Jiji mockingly, and hugged the long-haired beauty even tighter . "We're on the third floor...if the cable breaks, we'll all fall to pieces." Ji Er said worriedly, these words are really ignorant to the extreme, the elevator is just malfunctioning, and the cable is nothing to do with it? A junior high school student, that is, the one whose hair was secretly glued with chewing gum, couldn't help laughing at the sad erection. "Maybe the terrorists have already taken control of the entire building, and they're about to cut the cables!" Jiji said excitedly, completely ignoring the other people in the elevator. "Will it be too exaggerated?" the man of unclear gender looked at the shoes and whispered. "Have you ever done it?" The erection lowered his voice, but everyone could hear clearly. "Ah?" The gender-confused person tilted his head, unable to understand the meaning of the erection words. "Did you do it?" The erection suddenly swayed, like a kangaroo mating. My god, I really want to escape this elevator. Erected brain is not normal I know, but I didn't expect erected brain to be so bad. Yin-yang eye is really a disease that cannot be caught. Once you get it, the side effects will be very troublesome.The erection is because he is too neurotic, so he has been bullied all the time. He has been stuffed into the combustible trash can by Harbin countless times, more than anyone in the class.But the erection is quite calm, he thinks being in the class with Ha Bang is the happiest part of his schooling process, just because he was the only one of all the classmates in the class who was bullied by bad students all day long, but in Ha Bang's class, All people live on the verge of fear of death. The erection felt fair and made him feel less pathetic. "If you haven't done it, then if you die later, you won't be able to save it?" Erection said dejectedly. "Don't talk nonsense, okay?" A Zhang female student said angrily, but the person of unknown gender was obviously lost in thought. "You are only a high school student, and I am also a high school student. When the cable breaks, everyone's flesh will fall to pieces. You and I will be stuck together, so what will be the difference? It's really... (1) Size Take it all, (2) fish and meat villagers, (3) flesh and blood sticking together...it should be (3)? But it seems to be "lian" instead of "sticky"?" said sadly with an erection, and the elevator really shook. Everyone was startled. The middle-aged man said embarrassingly, "Just open the door." As he said that, he went to open the elevator door, but the elevator door didn't move. How should I show off to my parents that I was stuck in the elevator today. "Sir, may I ask you not to smoke for a while?" Another female student Zhang said with a stinky face. The tattooed man sneered, gave the long-haired beauty a cigarette, and then took out a second cigarette from his pocket to light it up. He was obviously a deliberately annoying guy. "Sir, do you know that the elevator is a public place?" the female student Nazhang said sternly. The tattooed man was about to speak back when his erection exploded first. "Miss, can you do it for me?" The erection looked at the long-haired beauty who was smoking. The beauty was busy sneering at the female student, but the sudden erection made the heavy makeup on the long-haired beauty's face stiff and the cigarette in her hand fell. Even the tattooed man's mouth was opened wide. "Maybe we'll die later, by the way, ah, have you ever thought about what you would do if you had five minutes when the end of the world came?" Erection said nonchalantly, standing On the side, I just want to hit my head to death. There was silence in the elevator. "Recite single characters?" The first Zhang female student thought for a while. "I don't have time to take the exam after memorizing it!" The second Zhang female student looked at her classmate with contempt. "Then what should I do?" The first Zhang female student squinted in the smoke. "Maybe it's time to do it." The erection encouraged, but the tone was still sad. "Call home and talk to my wife." The middle-aged bald man said emotionally. "Do you usually talk so much?" I couldn't help but say. "Why is there only five minutes left in the end of the world? Not half an hour or a day?" The first female student raised her hand and asked. "Sad things always come suddenly!" Erection sighed. I held my head and screamed, my God!Why can I become good friends with Erectile Dysfunction? "If we count from the moment the elevator stops, we only have two minutes left." The bald middle-aged man looked at his watch. "If someone doesn't smoke, the oxygen will be consumed more slowly." The second Zhang female student stared at the tattooed man without fear, and the tattooed man was blowing out smoke rings. The three junior high school students looked at each other, wondering whether they should raise their hands to speak to join this topic, when the elevator wobbled again in a rather questionable manner. "Did you hear the sound of a saw sawing the cable on the elevator?" Jiji whispered, I listened carefully, but only heard the tattooed man staring at Jiji and said: "What nonsense have you been talking about since just now? Are you looking for death?" "Would you like to bet, will you kill me first, or will the elevator fall first, and everyone will die together?" Erect took out a ten-yuan coin and put it in his palm, threw it lightly and then caught it: "The front is that I was beaten first." Death, tails means everyone dies together. Heads and tails?" "Negative." The man of unknown gender mused while holding his chin. "Why guess with him! Guess tails!" The tattooed man cursed, knocked off the coin in Jiji's hand, and raised his hand as if to beat Jiji up. "Have you seen the Chainsaw Alien? It is an alien whose body is made of a chainsaw, with two round switches on his head. Although they are kind, their disadvantage is that they like sawing elevators too much. According to Piccolo, last year They sawed off 10,000 elevator cables in the solar system alone." Erection stared at the low ceiling of the elevator and said, "Maybe they are on it now." The erection looked up, the cannon in the crotch was facing the long-haired beauty, and the long-haired beauty looked at the erection with disgust. I think she would not choose to have an erection even if she wanted to have a shot before the end of the world. At this moment, the lights in the elevator suddenly turned on and the door opened.It is the first floor. The people in the elevator looked at each other in astonishment, and then the three junior high school students rushed out, and the two female students also walked away quickly, holding their noses. The bald middle-aged man coughed twice, looked at his watch and walked away as if nothing had happened.I stepped out of the elevator with my erection erect without looking back, staying away from men and women who like to smoke. "It's a pity! I almost fucked that woman just now!" Erection cursed. "It's strange if you can do it." I patted my erect head hard. Later, I let Jiji hide in my house for a night. After all, it is too dangerous to release Jiji in a state of insanity to run wild on the street alone.I'm glad I did because the erection was gone after three days. He disappeared completely, no one has seen an erection anywhere for half a year, and my life is less of a damn ridiculous joke; with the fact that Ha Bang didn't lose his erection, I wonder if he is a fat woman The unlucky friend of the prophecy, the one captured by aliens? Maybe, that's another story.