She is a beautiful woman, but judging from her faint dimples and clear and innocent eyes, she is just a little girl.Or, a little girl shyly making her way to beauty. Behind this futuristic beauty's ass, there is a mountain of pursuers. Compared with the present-style beauty, her worth is much higher, just like stocks. The news supports the rise or fall of the stock price. When the market speculates that a certain company will raise its financial forecast, the company’s stock price will skyrocket, but once the financial forecast is reached ahead of schedule, the stock price will plummet. "The profit is exhausted", as if after taking a good hand of cards and being complacent, but found that there was no one calling the bet at the moment the hand was opened, as if helpless.

This theory tells us that observing a woman is like investing in stocks. You have to catch her before she discovers her beautiful potential, and then take a profit before she is ready to become a big beauty and sell it to the next one. Big tortoise that receives second-hand high-end goods. And this futuristic beauty is walking into a mobile phone store. We watch her from a distance, two hundred meters away.Get her fast, and by my reckoning, the girl will be a 100 percent beauty after seventeen more menstrual mishaps. "Hey... that's weird, your theory is weird!" Guo Guo was always so confused, he was completely confused about all the obvious or not obvious truths.

"What's so strange?" I said, looking at the tall man beside me.If this man and the kingdom have even the slightest similarity, the earth will be destroyed.This man has no interest in the discussion between me and Wang Guo. It must be because he already knew the theory of investing in beautiful women. The man scratches his head, his head looks like a bird's nest. "Why is the price of big beauties low? I like big beauties very much!" Wang Guo said, his eyes radiating ignorance, I have to stay away from him. "Everyone thinks that beautiful women have been fucked before, so no one will chase after them, and if no one chases after them, their value will drop wildly. Even if they catch up with beautiful women, they will be considered as ready-made bastards." I said, hoping that the kingdom can understand more a little bit.

"I understand." Wang Guo looked at me regretfully: "You can't catch up with beautiful women, can you?" "Beauty is not worth chasing at all." I said angrily.This world is full of so many inconceivable things, why do people like me...why...why do people like me have idiot friends like Wang Guo? The man next to him looked up at the sky as if he suddenly thought of it, and said, "That's right, my phone should be repaired today." The clouds in the sky were white, and I couldn't help but shed tears. That's actually my phone! I bought a new mobile phone three days ago, more than 18,000 yuan, a large foldable color screen, built-in Bluetooth communication, voice recognition, 20 sets of self-recorded ringtones, 300,000 pixels Digital shooting, everything that should be available.

But as soon as the man saw my phone, tragedy struck.I really regret taking out my phone to answer the call in front of him, it's all my own fault, not that man's business. "Mine." That's what the man said, and then he stuffed the phone into his pocket, and threw his old phone to me, as if he didn't ask for anything in return.Although that phone was also confiscated from his testosterone. Trust me, you don't want to disobey that man.In any case, the respectful attitude is real. "Thank you." I accepted the man's old mobile phone with a smile and tears, and bowed a lot to show my loyalty.

But in the next two seconds, a piece of bird droppings fell from the sky. The man with the sixth sense that surpassed all primates flashed his alertness. The bird droppings stuck to my shadow with a snap, but "his new phone" came out of his pocket strangely. It fell to the ground, a small scratch was scratched on the beautiful case, and strange ink dots appeared on the top of the color screen. "Your own mobile phone, fix it yourself." The man coldly handed me the phone that was perverted by fate, and then I returned the old phone to him with a natural smile. Afterwards, I was taken to a mobile phone shop by him, and I used "my own money" to repair "my mobile phone". The mobile phone will be repaired today, and that shop is the one that the girl who is about to become a big beauty just entered. shop.

"Let's go." The man rubbed his eyes, and strode towards the mobile phone store. Wang Guo and I followed behind the man on the left and right, fearing that if we accidentally strode too far, we would exceed the man's chest line, and we would be punished. Stand for a long time. Just as we opened the door of the store, the one who walked past us with the air-conditioning was the futuristic beauty just now. The futuristic beauty smiled at us intentionally or unintentionally, my God!I'm afraid I guessed wrong!This girl doesn't need three menstrual periods to be reborn, just like a silkworm baby that is about to spin silk.

Just at that moment, the moment you almost caught a glimpse of the girl's lovely cleavage through the buttonhole of her blouse!Wang Guo and I took deep breaths, inhaled the girl's hair fragrance into our internal organs, and then watched the girl's firm buttocks dangling in the jeans, we swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the man walked away like a sexless person to the counter, The girl walked away slowly, looking down at the phone in her hand.That phone looks familiar. "Boss, my phone!" The man lay on the counter and stretched out his hand. The short and fat boss stood respectfully behind the counter, holding out a goose-yellow mobile phone on a porcelain plate with both hands. The man looked at the new mobile phone I bought with a lot of money, as if he was quite satisfy.

Wang Guo gloated at my gloomy expression.I don't blame him, because he is more worthy of sympathy. As I said, he is the most ignorant existence in society. Maybe he is more likely to not exist, because he is really...how should I put it...he has a cold in the head . "Huh?" The man frowned, and I began to sympathize with the boss who was sweating coldly. The man took the battery of the phone apart and found a bear sticker on the inside of the battery. I think I know what happened, and the boss knows what happened. "Just now... that woman just now... seems to have taken the wrong phone..." The boss hesitated, not daring to look at the man directly, probably so nervous that he wanted to die.No wonder the phone looked familiar to me just now.

The man sighed and fell into a short thought, but I was almost going crazy! "How long has that girl been gone?" The man asked, and the boss quickly stood at attention and said, "I just left, I must catch up!" My vision is blurred, oh my god!This kind of absurd farce of taking the wrong mobile phone is simply a piece of bullshit in Japanese TV dramas!And the heavenly realm that these bridge sections will lead to has no part for me!But this phone is obviously mine! The good thing that was supposed to happen to me was passed on to this man inexplicably, and my fragile head almost burst!I really want to muster up the courage to ask the man to return the phone...but...

"What are you doing?" The man spat, picked up the girl's mobile phone and dialed the number he was taken away from. I could only watch on the sidelines without tears. The phone went through. "Hello? You took my phone by mistake just now." The man finished briefly. The man listens to the girl's voice. "I'm still in that store just now, come here, I'm wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans." The man yawned, but I could already smell a destructive smell from his bad breath. The Kingdom noticed too, and we both looked at each other sadly. The man turned his head towards the outside of the store, and saw the girl with a blushing face walking far away holding my mobile phone. The man's ass left the seat and picked up the girl's mobile phone.I can't even imagine what happened next. Standing on the street, the girl had already recognized the man in front of her, while Wang Guo and I were just sitting in the store watching the subtle interaction between the man and the girl. "Hi, I'm sorry I took your mobile phone by mistake!" The girl said shyly, clasping her hands together and slightly shaking her hands, her cute appearance made people feel distressed. Without saying a word, the man handed the girl the cell phone. When the girl blushed and accepted the cell phone in embarrassment, suddenly, the man punched the girl hard into the stomach, and the girl didn't even have a chance to scream. , his eyes widened and then turned white, his mouth was always open and drooling, and his whole body was hanging limply on the man's fist. The two mobile phones in the girl's hands fell weakly to the ground. The man grabbed the girl's black and beautiful hair with one hand, put his angry eyes close to the girl's terrified face, and said, "How dare you take my mobile phone by mistake? I'll teach you a lesson, don't you appreciate it?!" The futuristic beauty didn't even have the strength to cry, she could only look at the vicious man with teary eyes, her abdomen was still pressed against the man's fist. "I ask you if you are grateful!" The man became even angrier, his fist left the girl's body, and then showed his amazing "inch strike" kung fu, the burning fist hit the girl's stomach again, and the girl let out a wow, and spit out a lot. Corn kernels and thick liquid. Wang Guo thought deeply: "She ate corn soup for lunch, right?" I am noncommittal.Or maybe canned corn. "Are you grateful? How dare you not be grateful!" The man was really angry, and he punched him again with pride. The girl fell to her knees, staggering and spitting out another pile of unidentifiable things.Girls of her age just like to eat indiscriminate snacks, and their nutrition is out of balance. "Grateful!" The man squatted on the ground, pinching the girl's eyelids. Although the girl probably felt that she was about to die, she was still moved by the man's social education after all, and she said weakly: "I feel... feel... grateful..." This girl is worthy of being a future-style beauty, with enough knowledge. The man nodded and picked up two mobile phones on the ground, one for me and one for a girl. But the girl couldn't hold her stomach with both hands and cry bitterly. She completely gave up vomiting and calling for help. Her head fell to the ground, and her body bowed on the ground, like a snail that had been sprinkled with salt. The man reluctantly put the two mobile phones in his pants, picked up the girl, went to the middle of the road and stopped a bus, the bus door opened, the man gently threw the girl on the bus, and said coldly to the driver: " Is it a one-stage ticket or a two-stage ticket to go to the moon?" The bus driver looked at this loving and righteous man suspiciously, and the other passengers also looked puzzled. The man pointed to the girl and said, "The air on the earth is not suitable for her, please." Then he turned his head and left, the bus door closed, and he staggered away with the girl's left leg between his arms. "Why does the boss know that this woman is from the moon?" Wang Guo asked, watching the man walk into the store angrily. "I thought she was suspicious," I said.Girls her age are no different from aliens. The man stared at the trembling boss, gently put the girl's cell phone in front of the boss, and said: "Sell you." The boss swallowed and said, "How much?" Without even thinking about it, the man said, "Twenty thousand." The boss nodded with tears in his smile, and finally had a happy ending. Our boss, a man named Ha Bang. His great dirty legend kicked off.