Chapter 17 Chapter Seventeen

What is the most romantic love story in the world? Deducting the story of me and Ziqing, the most romantic love story is "The Legend of Condor Heroes" written by Mr. Jin Yong in the last century. Desperate love is really similar to me, especially the part where Yang Guo wins back the little dragon girl from the hands of the erotic Gongsunzhi, and the part where I win back Ziqing's heart is quite similar. And the important love base in The Legend of Condor Heroes is the "Tomb of the Living Dead" that never sees the light of day. In the tomb of the living dead, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv lived and married together, and most likely they will die there too. Although the name is a bit unlucky, the meaning is extremely romantic, so every week there are infatuated men and women who spend a lot of money Queuing up at the "Tomb of the Living Dead Restaurant" is to propose to your beloved partner, so this round restaurant that looks like a large tomb has won the reputation of "the second place for the best marriage proposal in Asia" ( The first place is the main restaurant of the Tomb of the Living Dead restaurant located at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain in the mainland, covering an area of ​​50,000 square meters, and the restaurant in Taiwan is just its semicolon).

Another very important point is the meaning of the tomb.Marriage is said to be the tomb of love, so proposing to your lover here can be described as getting twice the result with half the effort, and even God will send you to the tomb of love. I lead Ziqing into this large circular tomb. The tunnel is dark and dark, only the candlelight is flickering beside the aisle, but at the end of the aisle, there is a bright and colorful fountain in the center of the hall, colorful light beams and lively rhythms The water splashes danced together, and the waiters in mourning clothes walked around elegantly holding golden plates, and the black and white photos of every couple who successfully proposed were pasted on the wall, symbolizing that the dead love has been sublimated into an invincible prompt marriage.

And the seat I booked is a VIP-level cold jade bed, where couples can sit on the cold stone bed and share a candlelight meal. "Isn't it expensive here?" Ziqing said timidly. "You like it." I smiled. Ziqing must be very clear about what will happen tonight.Every couple comes here knowing full well that tonight will be the most important moment of their lives. "What do you want to eat? I've inquired about the food here, the more expensive the better." I smiled and said, "This store is really budget-conscious. I know that this kind of money can never be saved, and no one will save it."

That's right, a marriage proposal is a major event in life, and it must be grand. Compared to Meng Xiu who proposed at the Cinderella Cafe, I love Ziqing dozens of times more. Ziqing looked at the menu and said, "I'd like an Icelandic cod set meal and drink Mamba, thank you." I ordered a Kobe steak and gave a lot of tips. "Tonight will be one we'll never forget," I say, my purple-and-gold jumpsuit gleaming. "Really?" Ziqing smiled awkwardly. "Surprise!" I clapped my hands and signaled Ziqing to look at the water dance in the middle of the hall. When Ziqing turned her head, the words "I love you forever and ever" appeared on the water curtain with laser beams, dazzling!

Ziqing's mouth was wide open, and before she could say something deeply moving, hundreds of colorful balloons rose up from around the ancient tomb hall. Each balloon had a photo of Ziqing and me printed on it, and none of the balloons The photos are duplicates! All the couples who came to propose at the scene gave out admiration and admiration. I stood on the cold jade bed and bowed to everyone in a gentlemanly manner, allowing our couple to accept everyone's attention. Ziqing's face turned red immediately. I raised my hands, and the surround stereo played the champion love song "I am your husband by destiny!" The audience burst into thunderous applause.

"Strange, why didn't the magpies fly out?" I murmured in my heart, because I had ordered the "Century Romance Express Company" to let dozens of magpies fly out of the tunnel when the song sounded, rushing up the hall to a height of 30 meters The roof of the hall, such an effect must be fantastic. Forget it, anyway, the whole hall has reached its peak of romance! I looked at Ziqing who was blushing and at a loss, and I was very proud. According to the "How to please women" series of books I studied this week, I got a trick that is sure to win a marriage proposal: let women have more face, in front of everyone. The feeling of being extremely pampered, then there is no way to fail the proposal.

"After so many years, we are finally together again." I looked into Ziqing's bright eyes, and said sincerely: "People say that a new marriage is better than a small farewell. We have been separated for more than three years, and the accumulated longing is unparalleled. You accept it again. Me, let me jump from the abyss of despair to heaven, so..." I knelt on the cold jade bed with one knee, and the entire tomb of the living dead suddenly became silent, even the music quickly faded out, and everyone was looking at us. "So, please let me love you for the rest of my life, and let our two life maps be together forever." I said emotionally, "Marry me!"

Ziqing stared at me blankly, eyes full of contradictions and confusion. "Marry me!" I repeated, picked up Ziqing's slender white fingers, and kissed her lightly. "I... this..." Ziqing faltered, her face turning blue and turning pale. Could it be that in the legend, women's reserve is to retreat? what!I am a fool!I actually forgot the most important diamond ring! "Let me wear it for you, to bind our love for life." I smiled and took out the exquisite mahogany box in my pocket. The lid popped open, and the light worth half a million dollars pierced Ziqing's face. pale.

etc?Pale? Why is Ziqing pale! ? Ziqing said awkwardly: "This incident happened too suddenly, I...I..." What?There is such a thing?Is it because the diamond ring is not big enough? Or the magpie didn't fly out, and the romance is not perfect enough? "Shit!" I blurted out, sweating all over and shaking. Because I suddenly discovered that Ziqing's hair was falling down, and there were no earrings in her ears! Chapter Seventeen (Horror Ending Edition) Foreword: Every episode can end casually, the best shortcut to avoid the risk of beheading: D What is the most romantic love story in the world?

Deducting the story of me and Ziqing, the most romantic love story is "The Legend of Condor Heroes" written by Mr. Jin Yong in the last century. Desperate love is really similar to me, especially the part where Yang Guo wins back the little dragon girl from the hands of the erotic Gongsunzhi, and the part where I win back Ziqing's heart is quite similar. And the important love base in The Legend of Condor Heroes is the "Tomb of the Living Dead" that never sees the light of day. In the tomb of the living dead, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv lived and married together, and most likely they will die there too. Although the name is a bit unlucky, the meaning is extremely romantic, so every week there are infatuated men and women who spend a lot of money Queuing up at the "Tomb of the Living Dead Restaurant" is to propose to your beloved partner, so this round restaurant that looks like a large tomb has won the reputation of "the second place for the best marriage proposal in Asia" ( The first place is the main restaurant of the Tomb of the Living Dead restaurant located at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain in the mainland, covering an area of ​​50,000 square meters, and the restaurant in Taiwan is just its semicolon).

Another very important point is the meaning of the tomb.Marriage is said to be the tomb of love, so proposing to your lover here can be described as getting twice the result with half the effort, and even God will send you to the tomb of love. I lead Ziqing into this large circular tomb. The tunnel is dark and dark, only the candlelight is flickering beside the aisle, but at the end of the aisle, there is a bright and colorful fountain in the center of the hall, colorful light beams and lively rhythms The water splashes danced together, and the waiters in mourning clothes walked around elegantly holding golden plates, and the black and white photos of every couple who successfully proposed were pasted on the wall, symbolizing that the dead love has been sublimated into an invincible prompt marriage. And the seat I booked is a VIP-level cold jade bed, where couples can sit on the cold stone bed and share a candlelight meal. "Isn't it expensive here?" Ziqing said timidly. "You like it." I smiled. Ziqing must be very clear about what will happen tonight.Every couple comes here knowing full well that tonight will be the most important moment of their lives. "What do you want to eat? I've inquired about the food here, the more expensive the better." I smiled and said, "This store is really budget-conscious. I know that this kind of money can never be saved, and no one will save it." That's right, a marriage proposal is a major event in life, and it must be grand. Compared to Meng Xiu who proposed at the Cinderella Cafe, I love Ziqing dozens of times more. Ziqing looked at the menu and said, "I'd like an Icelandic cod set meal and drink Mamba, thank you." I ordered a Kobe steak and gave a lot of tips. "Tonight will be one we'll never forget," I say, my purple-and-gold jumpsuit gleaming. "Really?" Ziqing smiled awkwardly. "Surprise!" I clapped my hands and signaled Ziqing to look at the water dance in the middle of the hall. When Ziqing turned her head, the words "I love you forever and ever" appeared on the water curtain with laser beams, dazzling! Ziqing's mouth was wide open, and before she could say something deeply moving, hundreds of colorful balloons rose up from around the ancient tomb hall. Each balloon had a photo of Ziqing and me printed on it, and none of the balloons The photos are duplicates! All the couples who came to propose at the scene gave out admiration and admiration. I stood on the cold jade bed and bowed to everyone in a gentlemanly manner, allowing our couple to accept everyone's attention. Ziqing's face turned red immediately. I raised my hands, and the surround stereo played the champion love song "I am your husband by destiny!" The audience burst into thunderous applause. "Strange, why didn't the magpies fly out?" I murmured in my heart, because I had ordered the "Century Romance Express Company" to let dozens of magpies fly out of the tunnel when the song sounded, rushing up the hall to a height of 30 meters The roof of the hall, such an effect must be fantastic. Forget it, anyway, the whole hall has reached its peak of romance! I looked at Ziqing who was blushing and at a loss, and I was very proud. According to the "How to please women" series of books I studied this week, I got a trick that is sure to win a marriage proposal: let women have more face, in front of everyone. The feeling of being extremely pampered, then there is no way to fail the proposal. "After so many years, we are finally together again." I looked into Ziqing's bright eyes, and said sincerely: "People say that a new marriage is better than a small farewell. We have been separated for more than three years, and the accumulated longing is unparalleled. You accept it again. Me, let me leap from the abyss of despair to heaven, so—” I knelt on the cold jade bed with one knee, and the entire tomb of the living dead suddenly became silent, even the music quickly faded out, and everyone was looking at us. "So, please let me love you for the rest of my life, and let our two life maps be together forever." I said emotionally, "Marry me!" Ziqing stared at me blankly, eyes full of contradictions and confusion. "Marry me!" I repeated, picked up Ziqing's slender white fingers, and kissed her lightly. "I... this..." Ziqing faltered, her face turning blue and turning pale. Could it be the legendary female reserve? what!I am a fool!I actually forgot the most important diamond ring! "Let me put it on for you, to bind our love for life." I smiled, and took out the exquisite mahogany box in my pocket. The lid popped open, and a dozen blue silkworms flew towards Ziqing. They scrambled to bite open Ziqing's white skin, and got into her body! "What?" I blurted out, and saw Ziqing fell to the ground in pain, her whole body was blue, her eyes rolled white, and a strange and disturbing rhythm came out of her mouth. This rhythm... this rhythm... "Yes... yes... Rhythm and Blues!" a waiter screamed. Dozens of couples in the audience rushed towards the tunnel in a frenzy, and even the waiter escaped regardless of his image. "How did this happen?" I said sadly, watching Ziqing slowly transform into a huge blue silkworm baby. How could a perfectly big diamond ring turn into a bunch of blue silkworms? ! Could it be that old Westerner with blond hair and blue eyes who lied to me?Could it be that he hypnotized me?It made me think I bought a big diamond ring, but actually I spent half a million dollars to buy a bunch of inexplicable rotten silkworms! Dry!How can there be such a business! "Mulberry leaves." Ziqing said painfully, "I want to eat mulberry leaves." In a daze, I called the mulberry leaf monopoly company and ordered a warehouse of mulberry leaves. Who told me to love Ziqing deeply? Even if Ziqing turns into a big blue silkworm weighing hundreds of catties, I still love her deeply.This is love, a love that is more infatuated than any moon. In this way, I carried a big blue silkworm that looked like a sow back to my red light sports car, and drove while crying, embarking on a tragic road of revenge. I vowed to take revenge on that blond-haired, blue-eyed crook, and demanded that he pay me half a million dollars, and then cut him into pieces to avenge Ziqing. But after a week, I began to worry about whether I could succeed, because the enemy I faced seemed to be a rather terrifying profiteer, and Ziqing also began to spin silk in the small back seat, and I don’t know when it will form a cocoon. I don't know when it will turn into a pink butterfly and fly away. "Ziqing, can you stop spinning silk? Gajila is dead, it's useless for you to become Mothra the butterfly dragon?" I cried, begging for the son who was pulling black lumpy stool while spinning silk. clear. The setting sun gradually sinks into the gloomy urban jungle, as if it is relying on me for some vague future. Justice, how far are you from Taiwan?