Chapter 7 Chapter 6 The Incredible Game

"Earth team attack!" Three sleazy pitchers watched the ground's exit in wary terror. After the baptism of terror by Shangguan just now, the three pitchers were quite wary of the newly released hitter for the ground team, and they didn't even plan to play with the hitter. A tall, beautiful but slightly pale woman came out slowly, wearing a light blue one-piece dress, and dragging a large leather suitcase as tall as hers, the wheels rattled and rattled. Ground friction. "Here is a woman?" The three pitchers couldn't believe it. They could tell at a glance that this woman had no muscles and no strength to restrain a chicken.

The audience on the earth also looked at the woman in astonishment, only to see such a beautiful name "" written on the list of players that appeared on the large billboard. "The pitcher named Shangguan just now is so strong, and the muscular club that catches the ball with his bare hands is also very powerful. There must be something weird about this woman! What do you think, Lion?" Jin Tianyi asked. "My thoughts are the same." Chi Chuan frowned, and said, "But this woman has an elegant temperament, her actions are like water, and she doesn't have any murderous intent. Could it be that she is so hidden that even I can't sense it?"

Yingru seemed to be humming a song, and leisurely dragged the oversized suitcase to the strike zone. "Protest! Who brought a suitcase to the game? That suitcase must be a secret weapon! It's a secret weapon!" The head of the baseball star sports department rushed out of the lounge and roared again. "In the baseball rules there is no such thing as 'you can't hit with a suitcase'. I'm so sorry." Referee Samuel cuddled up to the side of the watermelon, messing up his fluffy hair and letting the dandruff fly around at the head of the baseball star sports department. Go, this is the act of the Samuelians expressing their contempt to the highest point.

The three pitchers looked at each other, as if they were saying, "Why doesn't this woman even carry a stick?" Yingru smiled faintly, facing the wind, her light blue skirt fluttering, watching the three pitchers singing a ditty. "It doesn't matter!" The three pitchers raised their legs and raised their arms, two empty and one solid, and the pitcher in the middle threw a powerful inside corner slider! Snapped! But Yingru didn't move at all, she seemed to be gracefully admiring the bewildered audience. Volcano with a bandage on his chin caught the ball, wondering why this first bat named Yingru looked like a fool.

"Since it doesn't move! That's the best!" The three pitchers were honest and blunt. They threw two fierce strikes in a row, and quickly struck out Yingru. Yingru smiled, didn't get discouraged, didn't sigh, didn't feel nostalgic for the strike zone, just hummed and dragged the huge suitcase back to the player lounge along the same path, leaving behind 650,000 stunned faces, There are countless rows of abridged numbers... "Erection, did you find Yingru? You are so stupid, and she doesn't know how to play baseball." Wang Guo secretly asked in Erection's ear.Yingru is a roommate who lives in Wang Guohe and Gao Sai, and is also the object of their sexual fantasies.

"No? Why, I thought she followed you to the flying saucer?" Erect was terrified, and stared blankly at Yingru dragging the suitcase back to the lounge. She sat quietly in the corner reading a book, as if what happened just now had never happened. The erection was confused, he really didn't know if his brain was really weird, how could he let a strange woman carry a big suitcase on the flying saucer, he couldn't figure out even if he scratched his bird's nest head. "It doesn't matter, eighty to zero, there are still eight innings, there is still time to catch up from now." A warm and vigorous voice said, two big sticks were leaning against his slowly rising and falling chest.

Bo nodded his head, an adventure four years ago, this formidable man won his trust and respect. "I'll leave it to you for the second blow, okay?" Erected. "No problem." The big man stood up, with an aura of invincibility. King Weili touched the rusted halo on his head, stood beside the big man who was as tall as him, and praised: "If I were still alive, I would definitely have a good fight with you to compare myself." The big man glared at King Weili, picked up two huge bats with both hands and walked to the exit. "I'm sorry, although it's a different series, I'm not interested in dealing with you vampires at all." The big man said with tears in his eyes, "You took away my most important friend."

The big man disappeared through the door. King Weili sighed secretly that he couldn't form a confidant with this rude man, even Shangguan who was sitting on the ground drinking coffee felt it was a pity. When the big man was bare-chested and wearing only a pair of blue shorts, when he stepped onto the strike zone, he actually grabbed a big stick in each hand, and without saying a word, he just swayed the two sticks so quickly. It is described as mighty, but like two invincible tornadoes raging in the strike zone. Every audience was shocked. The head of the sports department of the baseball star rushed out again, and when he was about to open his throat to protest loudly, the referee San Miao took a step first and yelled loudly: "Shut up! You can all go on the court with ten people, and they will lead you!" Two bats are considered gentle and refined!"

The Minister of Sports was at a loss for words for a while, so he had to return disgruntled. "Never mind him!" The left-hander among the three pitchers threw a fast straight ball with a speed of nearly 400 kilometers per hour. The big man didn't watch the ball at all, but just blindly danced the double sticks tightly. "basket!" Unusual muffled noises were heard in the audience, and the big man stopped swinging his clubs and stood upright. Gray smoke filled the air. But the ball mysteriously disappeared. "What's the matter? Where's the ball? Where did it go?" The black toothpaste looked around, his eyes searching for the shadow of the ball hit by the big man in many stereoscopic images, but the pink girl beside him couldn't find it either.

The referee was also confused, walked up to the big man, and asked cautiously, "Big man, where did you hit the ball?" The big man pointed to the gray smoke in front of him and said, "I beat you to death." The referee was shocked and had to inform the conference to broadcast a slow motion analysis. I saw the big man on the screen in two unidentifiable gusts of wind, looking at the ball out of the corner of his eye, the stick in his left hand smashed the center of the ball first, and then the stick in his right hand came down bravely from top to bottom, directly smashing the ball into pieces.

"This...how should this be judged?" Referee San Miaoxing hurriedly formed a circle and held an emergency meeting to discuss. "It's so scary, even Kipak hasn't exploded the ball before." The referee scratched his head. "Blowing up the ball seems unfair to the defense, because they have no ball to catch." Another referee bit his finger. "I hate baseball stars," said the home plate umpire firmly. Therefore, the hit by the burly man was judged to be "an astonishing, unprecedented home run"! The audience on the east side of the earth stood up and applauded. The invincible man just blushed and didn't know what to do. He kept bowing and thanking the audience in a daze. "You will always be my hero!" A female audience shouted and danced happily, and the two little ghosts beside her also kept calling Daddy so strong, Daddy is the best! "It's amazing." Even though Chi Chuan died, he still felt the urge of his heart almost jumping again. The president of the baseball star was furious about the verdict, and the Minister of Sports hurriedly prepared to rush out to protest, but the coach of the baseball star suddenly exclaimed: "Minister, those assassination troops just started killing each other in the secret tunnel!" The Minister of Sports was shocked and said, "How is it possible?" The star baseball coach looked at the monitor in the tunnel. On the screen, five assassins were actually holding bats and hitting each other's heads as if they were balls. On the side, the mouth does not know what is reading, crying for a while, laughing for a while, like a lunatic. "What's going on here?" The Minister of Sports was dumbfounded, and saw that the five assassins were all lying on the ground unconscious, while the weird earthling stood up with a smile, and slowly approached the micro-monitor in the corridor, getting closer and closer. Getting closer, getting closer, until the entire surveillance screen was filled with the man's eyes. "It's disgusting..." The Minister of Sports quickly turned off the monitor and wiped the sweat from his face. At this time, the third bat of the ground team also appeared. A man with a haggard face, a yellow complexion, and a thin body that could almost be described as a skeleton stood on the strike zone. His normal-sized blue baseball jersey was worn on him like an oversized family size, and he was constantly screaming. cough. The entire audience was at a loss, how could such a weirdo join the Earth team?And another weirdo without a bat? "Wait." The consumptive man took off the flesh-colored belt around his waist slowly, and held it in his hand. The pink girl's face was covered with slashes, and she said, "Yizhi, do you think the thing that weird uncle is holding is your boy's words?" Yizhi tilted his head and said, "No way? How can there be such a long penis in this world?" The consumptive man had no expression on his face, and slowly twitched the meat whip in his hand, like a cowboy playing with a lasso. "." Chi Chuan closed his eyes, he really didn't want to look. "The leader of the pomelo gang." Kindaichi also closed his eyes, subconsciously spitting out the carrot in his mouth. "So that's really a penis?" Xiao Miao also closed her eyes, frowning. The three despicable pitchers who just came back to their senses looked at the leader of the Yuzu Gang, Yuzi, wielding a strange meat whip, and felt an indescribable disgust in their hearts. "I'm so nauseous." The pitcher in the middle saw Yuzu's strange appearance. Although he didn't understand why, he felt weak the moment he lifted his foot. A weak falling ball was buzzing forward. Look at this weak momentum. , the ball will land first in less than half the distance. "Look at my penis, penis, gun!" Yuzu's eye circles suddenly darkened, and with a flick of his wrist, the dick in his hand stretched rapidly, as if a soul was attached to the dick, and it rolled towards the ball that was about to hit the ground. chirp Roll up! "No way?" The pitcher covered his mouth and vomited wildly. At this visual distance, he was sure that the cock rolled up by the ball was undoubtedly the genitals of the earthlings, and that genitals were still peeing! Yuzu sneered, twitched the penis gun with both rigidity and softness, and flung it towards the audience area on the west side. The penis is getting longer and longer, and it rushes out with a sticky baseball! The baseball stars on the west side fled one after another, and the crowd was almost like a riot. "Run away!" The baseball star audience cried and ran away, but a spectator who was unlucky and slow-footed was hit by a penis ball and passed out on the spot. Yuzu coughed violently, dragging her lengthy penis with a sickly expression, slowly pulling it back, wrapping it around her skinny waist. "A home run, eighty to two, vomit." The referee knelt down and announced while taking stomach medicine. The earth audience on the east side was a little embarrassed, but they were very supportive and applauded Yuzi's desperate performance. The New York Yankees home fans threw their hot dogs on the ground and shouted: "That guy must be us Americans! Long live Americans! America's hot dogs are number one in the world! Dominate the universe!" The baseball star lounge is full of acid water and various vomit, and the smell is extremely bad. The Minister of Sports rubbed his red and swollen eyes and looked at the team coach. "The earth is such a mess. It seems that we can't be more polite." The coach barely calmed down, looking at the most terrifying No. 1 pitcher in baseball. This ace pitcher is the only tough guy who didn't vomit just now. The four words "touching the devil" have replaced his original name. He is not only the record holder for the fastest ball in the universe, but also the mental quality of the team. The strongest one. Because, he has an incomparable enthusiasm for throwing the touch ball, and the touch at a speed of 450 kilometers per hour has almost become his devout belief. He has never had the slightest doubt about killing his opponent. "Leave it to me, coach. I will kill them and carry their escorted corpses onto the base bag." The touch demon has no proud and confident smile, his face has been tempered to the point where he has no emotion . At this time, taking advantage of the chaos that had just spewed out on the field, a short player in a new green uniform suddenly appeared on the edge of the outfield, and kept saying: "The baseball star team must win! Long live! Long live !" In the palm of his clenched hands, a pathetic negative energy swelled.A grinning, devilish face. None of the baseball stars noticed that there was a strange little guy in their team of two hundred people. They just applauded and welcomed the touch devil on the mound, ready to face the fourth bat of the ground team. "Because, I am." Xiao Budian smiled, this time being an undercover agent was really in a good mood. -------------------------------------- Notes: One of the protagonists in the novel, who was lucky in the world, all his relatives and friends around him were killed, and then he was bitten into half a vampire, so he took advantage of his bad luck to enter the vampire gang as a thrilling undercover agent.