Chapter 10 Chapter 10 The Gambian Leech Sucks

It was evening after visiting the market. I went back to the hut alone, and Jim's sister was outside helping me fetch water, smiling and saying that she would help me wash my feet. I didn't care, I tied Sanji to the pillar, and sat in front of the hut while the evening breeze was blowing and asked her to wash my feet. Although it is not a good technique for foot massage, Miss Jim rubbed each of my feet very carefully. My toes make me feel very comfortable, but this kind of comfort is not the feeling of "I am a rich man and I am being served", but a feeling of being cared for meticulously.

Well, think too much. Little sister Jim was very surprised by the appearance of Sanji, but her English was not very good, so it was difficult for me to explain to her why I got the compliment of "Nine Swords, you are so dick" by raising this chicken, and even more so. It’s hard to explain why Sanji could be a homeless man in the manga “Go! Inanaka Billiards Club”, but a smoking chef in the manga “One Piece” so interesting and allusive. I sprinkled a handful of crushed grains on the ground, Sanji ate with relish, but remained silent. After washing my feet, I was hungry, but the teacher and Jamieson ran to the city to eat something, which was said to be lobster.

I don't have the lobster, so I have to feed myself for dinner. What to eat? When Jim is around, I don’t have to worry at all. Jim took me to eat expensive roast whole lamb, and also took me to eat steamed rice with raw chicken blood. The food may not be delicious, but as long as I dare to eat, I guarantee that I won’t be hungry with. Jim won't be looking for me tonight, I've told him earlier that don't bother him and give him the day off. At this moment, I not only need to solve my stomach, but also have to take care of Jim's cute belly. It is a big sin to make a beauty hungry.

I opened the backpack, and there were a few slices of apple bread and two packs of Willis noodles in it. I asked Jim if she had ever eaten instant noodles. She shook her head innocently, not sure if she hadn’t eaten it or didn’t want to eat it. . I asked her if she was hungry and she nodded. Gambians eat with their hands or with irregularly shaped handmade wooden bowls. I also have a few large and small wooden bowls on my cabinet, but they all look dirty and have a strange smell. One of them is a fake urine bucket that I don't dare to go out in the middle of the night to pee temporarily (I must declare that although I am afraid of ghosts, but I am afraid of ghosts in white clothes and disheveled hair in traditional Asian style, I don't think I can see it here That kind of ghost, but I am afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes when I go out in the middle of the night, if I put the good bite on a bird, I will die of pain).

Fortunately, Gui Maoru, I asked Jamieson for a few big pink plastic bowls in advance, so I took apart the two packs of instant noodles, poured dry noodles and ingredients in it, and then poured some water and baked them in an iron basin Cook, make sure it boils before pouring into a plastic bowl, and finally cover with a banana leaf. During the few minutes waiting for the instant noodles to cook, little girl Jim watched everything curiously while I studied her hair for lice.The instant noodles were almost ready when I counted to the seventh. I poured the soup into another plastic bowl, and then squeezed the essence of the Weilifeng sauce noodles "black sticky stuff" on the noodles, stirred it with a spoon, and you're done.

"Let's eat together!" I said, smiling. So the two of us started to scoop up the hot soy sauce noodles with our hands, and shared the soy sauce noodles in a very pleasant atmosphere, just like an innocent couple (?!). I am very concerned about whether little sister Jim will fall in love with the strongest instant noodles in Taiwan's history (this involves national sentiment), but fortunately, the noodles with 醡酱 are clean and smooth within a few minutes, and little sister Jim also started to lick her fingers, obviously endless aftertaste, I am very pleased. Taiwan Weilifeng Sauce Noodles are indeed, yes!

After drying up the noodles, we ordered Gambia's special mosquito repellent incense (it has a faint coffee aroma, just ignite a pile of brown powder on banana leaves, and it can burn for several hours at a time), and sat on the thatched grass They took turns drinking instant noodle soup in front of the house. The night was full of stars, and the evening wind blew the smell of hair oil from the girl around me. I actually had the warm illusion of an old man falling in love. Digression for a moment. I have a www official website on the Internet, two bbs personal boards, one of which is located in kkcity.

There are hundreds of small websites in kkcity, and the one with the largest number of visitors is Sex Oiran Yise Station. As the name suggests, it is a very pornographic website. Many people post links to various porn videos on it, or they are tirelessly looking for one-night stands, or Sharing several P's party experience, etc., Oiran Station can be described as a good partner for sex-eating men and women. It is said that it only takes seven to forty-nine hours for a boy to become a man there. But what I want to talk about is not the Oiran station, but the Sin Tianlong Castle station with the second most visitors. I have added quick shortcuts to the three boards in it.Allow me to introduce you.

One is the anonymous "Forbidden Affair" board.From many articles on this board, I learned about what tutors provide extracurricular guidance to students with poor grades, how school teachers teach students in accordance with their aptitude, how elder brothers and younger sisters love each other, how godmothers lead their inexperienced sons into heaven, etc. Compared with kkcity's incest incest board, it is much more nonsensical. The latter often publishes sociological and medical research reports on incest, or even some moralists call for a stop to incest. The horse is so soft.

One is a milf board.This board is very KUSO. I didn’t read this board. I really don’t know that so many people in Taiwan have sexual fantasies about Wang Lan, the captain of the Tiger Phoenix team. The role of mature women is rare.However, everyone was still puzzled by the fact that Xiao Zheng was with Lily back then, which showed that everyone was still rational. One is a loli board.That's the point of my digression. Young girls can always bring back beautiful memories of my aging twenty-six-year-old self, reminding me of my first love in kindergarten (sorry I shouldn’t forget your name!), the girl I had a crush on in the fourth grade of elementary school. Liu Yiyi, Hong Jingpi, who has a crush on her in sixth grade.Looking back on the immature past is always futile.

I just finished drinking the hot soup, and I also woke up from the old man's illusion of warmth, because my head was itchy, and there must have been a few naughty bugs jumping from Little Sister Jim's hair to my head.Dry. "Is it delicious?" I asked, gesticulating. "Hee hee." Sister Jim was very satisfied. After dinner, I lay on the bed, turned on the notebook computer and casually typed what interesting things happened today, just a simple excerpt, and then transferred the photos from the digital camera to the computer. Little sister Jim was holding a twig, sitting on the ground and poking the leeches I kept in the water basin. She raised her head and said a few English-like words to me, mostly asking me what to do with the leeches I kept in the pot? I looked down and saw that leech was snuggling up in a pile of aquatic plants. Obviously, little sister Jim had fished it from the river during the day and released it, probably because she was afraid that it would be too boring for the leech to suck alone in the wooden basin. What a considerate little loli. But what do I want to keep leeches for? How could I know!too difficult!How can a person expect something that hasn't happened yet! It makes me angry to think that everything humans think they do has a meaning and a follow-up. Humans are so self righteous. There is a theory called Chaos Theory, also known as the Butterfly Effect, to the effect that a butterfly flapping its wings in Beijing may trigger a violent hurricane in the South Pacific.Then the theory was made into a movie, which sold well.But what does this theory tell us? Tell us that innocuous things can also cause a series of chain reactions and evolve into unexpected endings? Tell us that the formation of hurricanes is not due to meteorology such as strong convection of hot and cold air, but is actually caused by a certain butterfly? Tell us that even though the butterfly is innocent, it is still the cause of some wind disaster? "It's horrible, I don't even know which butterfly it is!" I was annoyed and kicked the basin. Sister Jim was puzzled, but it was also difficult for me to explain to her why I kept leeches. I can't figure it out myself. Maybe this matter is still a conspiracy by leeches. Perhaps chaos theory also has a leech effect, and the sentence may be a thoughtful philosophy such as "When the leech in Gambia sucks, the presidential candidate in Taiwan gets two peanuts." I didn't know the relationship between the leech and me until I left Gambia and was in the car to the airport. The leech effect is so wonderful.