Chapter 5 Chapter 5 Messy Titties

When it comes to smelly, I have to talk about my bathing experience in Gambia. There is a vigorous river running through the small village where I live, so everyone bathes by the river. Although there is a well, although it is not a precious resource, the water in it is for drinking, because the water scooped out from the well is very clear, and the nematodes and red worms in the water can be clearly seen one by one. If there is some mud in the river, you don't know what you eat. When I went, it was the semi-rainy season, and the river was rich in water, which was lucky. During the dry season, the river dries up, and the soil on the river channel turns into mud. I heard that at that time, everyone does not take a bath, and the well is really a rare resource. It stores the blessings of God during the rainy season, and it is absolutely necessary. Drink it, but don't use it to take a bath.

Gambians bathe together by the river, regardless of age or sex, which is an important part of social behavior. Two friendly people will also smear spices on each other, which is a bit like the intimate communication of primates grooming each other, catching lice and eating, This exchange gave the two people a symbiotic sense of mutual trust and interdependence, and laid the foundation for peace in the primitive society. "Giddens, do you want to take a bath with us?" Jim asked, and said brightly: "I know you are not used to bathing with everyone, you can use the water stored in the big urn in the house to wash your body, and I will ask the little sister to carry water to fill up." , without any effort."

"Of course I wash it together." In order to express my desire to integrate into the local daily life, I naturally decided to participate in the nudist camp by the river and take off my clothes instead of hiding in the thatched hut and scooping up fresh water stored in a large urn to take a bath. When I got to the river, I found that women in Gambia are not only tall enough to dunk, but also have big tits, but almost all of them are drooping. If Newton hadn’t been hit by an apple, he must have seen so many drooping tits Learned something. I wasn't scared away by the sagging tits, but I was terrified by the big messy tits of those women.Every milk dizziness is about the size of my palm, and if I look at it for a long time, I will feel the inexplicable anxiety that the end of the world is right in front of me.

After being attacked by tit dizzy, I, as a chair person in the rape world, couldn't raise my head to show off the strength of the Asian giant, and I found that my nickname was wrong, what GG is big, big fart, Jim hangs down The one under the stomach is called a monster, and even his ten-year-old brother looks like a god-given man. In view of the fact that soldiers can be killed and cannot be humiliated, I soaked the lower body in water most of the time and concentrated on wiping it. At the same time, I lamented that the evolution of human beings is indeed very divergent. . Just as I lamented the crisis of national honor, Jim's twelve-year-old Lori, who was about to wash and cook for me, also went into the water to take a bath.I was shocked to realize that some things are still exquisite and beautiful.

Gambian girls are the most beautiful before they are ravaged by gravity. "My sister rubs the spice for you," Jim insisted. "Whatever." I didn't object.I said I'm easy going. Little sister Jim sprinkled strange spices on my body. When the spices touched my already wet body, it became a paste, like soft soap. The little girl rubbed and pinched it like this, a bit like rubbing on my body. It looks like a club face, and the fragrance is very strong and has an aphrodisiac effect. I thought deeply if I got the agency right of this spice and returned to Taiwan, wouldn't I make a lot of money?

After the younger sister finished rubbing my back, she changed my front chest. This is not very good, many men's sensitive parts are in their breasts, and I am no exception (especially the bold left breast). If I don't get it right, I will get an erection. I quickly shortened my body and made sure the lower body After soaking in the water, I was relieved to ask my little sister to wipe it for me, so as not to embarrass myself after a while. The little girl’s half-smile made me panic. The hands holding the spice dough moved more and more slowly, and she even asked me to raise my hands so that she could clean my bird’s nest-like armpits. The situation was getting worse and worse. more and more critical.

"The mouth says no, but the body is very honest." This beautiful sentence that often appears in major A movies spontaneously popped up from the bottom of my heart.I quickly nodded and said yes, I am very clean, why don't I paint it for you. "No, no, only couples shower each other!" Jim hastily stopped. Yeah?what a shame! After taking a bath, when I went ashore to dry my body with a towel, I raised my legs and suddenly found several fat leeches hanging on my buttocks and backs of my thighs, at least a dozen or so, all of them sucked and smiled. Jim was not surprised when he saw this, he grinned and pulled out the leeches that were sucking on my buttocks and thighs, the action was so fast that I had no time to react.

I was taken aback because pulling the leech out like this seemed to hurt my skin, and I thought it would be sound and scientific to sprinkle salt and let the leech fall off by itself, but Jim's technique is very fast and must have been practiced. Come on, the leech was easily dealt with with little resistance. "&^^&$$^&(*)*(^%$..." Jim had a bunch of babbling words in his mouth, and then threw the leeches on the ground into the river one by one. The meaning of killing leeches. I noticed that several people besides me also had a few leeches on their buttocks. Obviously Jim didn't throw the leeches back into the river because they had a clever way to prevent leeches, such as applying a special ointment on their buttocks beforehand. leeches, so there must be other reasons, such as "leeches are man's best friend", "leeches are a conservation animal in Gambia", "leeches are certified ancestors of our tribe".

"Jim, why don't you stone the leeches to death instead of throwing them back into the river?" I asked bluntly. "The elf of this river is called Wusangbangge. It is a leech as thick as a big tree. These leeches are her children. If they are not eaten, they should be put back, otherwise Wusangbangge will be unhappy. ’ said Jim. Is it that exaggerated? Although I also wrote about many huge leeches lurking in the "I don't know where the river leads to" in the novel "Howling the Wolf", each of them is several meters long, and it is terrifying to show its teeth, and it can roll up the wooden boat and bite. broken.

My back suddenly felt cold, if there was a brother who was so sad, if she just bit my ass, my ass would be pulled up, then how should I poop in the future?Is someone willing to donate their ass to me? While thinking wildly, I thought of Hydra, the unique and super popular big devil in the story I wrote. Hydra has two meanings in translation. One is the nine-headed dragon. According to legend, it lives in the Red Flame Swamp. Every time a head is cut off, the monster will regenerate. Later, it was killed by the Greek hero Hercules. The method is to seal the wound with 3M instant glue every time a brain is cut off to prevent the monster's head from regenerating.The second means Hydra,

A small creature with a head like a water bud that lives in clear water, but a hydra is not a leech, but I have misunderstood the two as the same thing for a long time, and it was only when an enthusiastic reader sent me a letter to remind me that I suddenly realized. Although Hydra is not a leech, I have been misunderstood for a long time, and I just think of Hydra, a character who has never learned well. Since we are in love with each other, I can't help entertaining the old man well. "Can I keep one?" I asked, squatting on the ground. "Stay?" Jim was surprised: "No one here eats leeches, it's bad, it's not good." "Well, I want to keep him. Don't worry, I won't kill him casually." I vowed. So Jim helped me put a leech that hadn't been thrown back into the river in a small basin for scooping water, and I just took it back to the thatched hut to raise it. Jim was very puzzled from beginning to end, but he didn't object, after all, he had seen me perform my own witchcraft (next chapter) and respected my inexplicable practice. The Gambians believe that there must be logic in everything, and although some logic is undetectable, it exists after all. It is not easy for human beings to understand the ideas of all kinds of elves, let alone the absurd customs from Taiwan. I think the death tourist is also a very strange creature to them, but they don't have the heart to study us!