Chapter 5 letter

I love every letter of the alphabet.At night, the night is dark, and the only thing that is alive is the little red dot of the TV switch indicator light.At this moment, the vowels and consonants danced to the lilting farndola of a Charlie Turner tune: "Venice, a wonderful city, with my sweet memories..." They held hands and walked from the side of the room. Jump from one end to the other, come to the bed and circle around, dance along the window, meander around the wall, coil around to the door, and start all over again. E S A R I N T U L O M D PC F B V H G J Q Z Y X K W This seemingly disorganized happy team, their arrangement and combination are not put together randomly, but cleverly configured.It is not so much the twenty-six letters as it is a ranking list, each letter is ranked according to their usage rate in French.Therefore, E takes the lead in dancing, and W follows closely at the end, afraid of leaving the team. B was angry, very unhappy to be sent next to V, and the pronunciation of the two of them was always confused.The proud J is surprised that it is often used as the beginning of a sentence in many places, but now it is ranked so low.The fat G elongated his face, and his position would be blown by H, making him very angry.T and U, who are often inseparable from Meng and Meng, are not forced to separate and enjoy the joy of being together.All these permutations and combinations have a valid reason: to make communication less difficult for all those who are willing to try to communicate directly with me.

This set of methods is very primitive.People read the letters to me in the order of E, S, A... until I blinked my eyes, indicating that it was that letter, and the other party memorized the letter.The next letter is also carried out in this way.If you make no mistakes, you can quickly spell out a complete word, and then some sentences and fragments can gradually be understood.However, this is just a set of methods, just the way it works, a manual for explanation.Next, in the actual situation that will happen, some people will be afraid, and some people will be very rational.Faced with this set of text codes, everyone reacts differently, just as everyone translates my ideas in different ways.People who like to play crossword puzzles, and those who like to play typesetting games can spell out words in a relatively short time.Women are also more accustomed to this style of communication than men.Some people, by practice, are so good at this method that they don't even need to touch the sacrosanct notebook and write down all my words on a blank page while looking at the alphabetical order transcribed in it. , as if writing down the oracle of the priestess of the temple of Apollo.

However, I am thinking that if an archaeological anthropologist looked at this notebook in 3000 AD, they would see all kinds of words mixed on the same page, such sentences as: "the physiotherapist is pregnant", "especially Thigh", "It's Arthur Humber", and sentences like "The French are as bad as pigs".Some unconnected words were scribbled in the notes, which were incomprehensible, rambling, words were not spelled correctly, a few letters were missing, or the syllables were not connected.I really don't know what conclusion they will draw after reading it.

Excited visitors can quickly get out of control.They throw out the twenty-six letters very quickly in a monotonous flat voice, read a few letters at random, and seeing that the response they get is a nonsensical sentence, they can't help crying. Get up: "What an idiot I am!" But in the end, it turns out to be easier because I don't have to deal with it, and they end up carrying all the conversations on their shoulders, asking their own questions, and answering them themselves.I'm especially afraid of people who keep their words to themselves.I asked them, "Are you okay?" They said, "Okay." Then immediately threw the responsibility of serving to me.Talking to them, letters become cover fire, and you have to ask two or three questions first, so that you don't stand there awkwardly with each other.And those who have the patience to pay attention to details are less likely to make mistakes.They carefully marked out each letter, and before the sentence ended, they would not speculate on the mystery of the sentence, nor would they add a small word according to their own meaning.They use their heads as a guarantee that they will not add gnon after champi, mique after lato, or nable automatically after intermi or inoute.The slowness of this conversation, which can easily become impatient, at least avoids the misunderstandings that impulsive people often get bogged down in without checking their instincts.However, I can also appreciate the poetic flavor of communicating in this way, just like one day, I said that I want glasses (lunette), but the other party asked me, what do I want the moon (lune) for...