Chapter 18 04 Earth-shaking human fireworks

"What am I doing..." I was talking to myself, pretending not to know what I was thinking. Seems a little hungry?I touched my belly, which was actually quite full. Although it is midnight, the mansion is so close to National Taiwan University, so there is still something to eat?right?right? Uneasy, and I didn't want to admit why I was uneasy, I spent a lot of time cycling back to the area of ​​the mansion to look for food, looking left and right while riding. At this time, there were almost no people on the street, only two or three real kittens, and the only snacks were vendors selling lo mei and large intestine noodles.

When I passed the Jinshitang on Tingzhou Road, I... I saw a familiar figure sitting on the stone steps. It was the aunt who claimed her 38th birthday today.Oh, it's really here! Looking at the watch in his hand, it was two forty-eight in the morning. When the wind blows, it is a bit cold.I rode to buy two bowls of large intestine noodles, and my heart was in a mess. I parked my motorcycle on the side of the road, walked towards the lonely back of my aunt with light steps. "..." I was stunned. Alone, at this time, the aunt is concentrating on flipping through the bag of nine knives novels.

Although Nine Knives is a super bad person, but in this world, there is a reader who is willing to sit on the dirty stone steps in the cold in the middle of the night when he thinks he has only one hour left in his life , so hard to read his novel... Nine Knives, he is really a lucky guy. Even I couldn't help being moved for him. "Auntie!" I greeted loudly. The aunt turned her head, was stunned for a moment, Qiao took a bite of her milk, and then showed crooked teeth: "Wang Dabing!" "Wang Daming! My name is Wang Daming... I haven't taken drugs yet." I giggled dryly, and handed over a bowl of large intestine noodles: "Auntie, come, it's so cold, eat large intestine noodles."

"Okay!" the aunt said happily, "I happened to be reviewing that Master Huang Jun was fighting against Lan Jinda. It's just right to go with a bowl of large intestine noodles!" We sat on the stone steps of Jinshitang, ate the last two bowls of large intestine noodles at the bottom of the pot, and chatted enthusiastically. The aunt said that since I separated from her at the entrance of the Thai restaurant, she has been sitting on the stone steps of Jinshitang, slowly reviewing the fifty-three books that have been published by Nine Knives by the dim light of the street lamp.She wants to seize the remaining time in her life and have the last spiritual rendezvous with her most beloved nine knives.

She wanted to see Ulala lying on the ground again, saying no to Miyamoto Musashi and admitting defeat. Watch again Akakawa and Kindaichi outside the elevator, the trigger is pulled, and the tearful farewell. Once again, Yuan Zai fought against the demons behind Ah Yi's back, crying and saying goodbye to the hero in the next life. Once again, Siying raced the wolf motorcycle, frantically chasing after A Tuo's leaving figure in Hsinchu. Watch the black toothpaste tie the seven red lines for Xiaomi again, saying that some things will not change in ten thousand years. Look at Shangguan carrying the King of Weili on his back again, step by step, step by step...

"Wang Daming, you have been with Dao Dao for so long, you know him well, right?" The aunt dug out the noodles. "You can say that." I scratched my head. "Then... is there really a mummy that loves to eat cockroaches in Dao Da's house?" "Yeah, I did raise one." I sighed. The aunt grinned, giggling and trembling all over her body, and her tits burst off the bra again: "I knew it was true, Dao Da really dares to raise anything, hehehe. Wang Daming, you are so lucky that you actually It’s really enviable to be able to be by Dao Da’s side as his dog.”

"...Yeah, it's my good fortune to be able to study with him." Although the aunt's blind respect for the nine knives is very touching, I only listened to half of it. I squeezed my hand involuntarily. "Auntie, about the self-explosion..." My eyes drifted, and I muttered, "How sure are you?" "I don't know how many times I have said this from novels to adulthood. There is such a big explosion in my life, and it will definitely be earth-shattering." Although ninety-nine percent of my heart does not believe such a thing. But, as long as that one percent anxiety happens.

As long as that 1% of super bluff is not so super bluff... "Auntie, have you ever thought...if you just sat here and exploded, then..." I realized that I was taking a deep breath: "Then the whole of Taipei, wouldn't it be blown to pieces?" "The energy of four or five atomic bombs, it's reasonable and reasonable, right?" Auntie frowned, Grandma Qiao. I looked at my watch.Three twenty-four. There are only twenty-three minutes left before the self-prophecy of the Big Bang. The aunt's body didn't change at all. There was no weird swelling, no burning smell, and my watch hands didn't feel weird magnetic twitching.Only the fact that the aunt's bra keeps crooked is closer to a supernatural phenomenon, and there is nothing to doubt about the rest.

I tried to let out a breath of air, and patted my stiff face with both palms. Damn, I'm too good at fantasizing, how can a self-nuclear explosion really happen?According to Wikipedia, scientists have speculated on the three major mysterious explosions in history, ranging from meteorites to aliens to earthquakes to black lightning that looks like nonsense, but there is no human body explosion! Haha, haha, what's more, even if the aunt is really capable of self-nuclear explosion, how can it be the turn of a pariah like me to rescue such a super crisis?Wake up, Wang Daming! "Haha, if you don't mind, can I sit here with you until it turns into a human fireworks?"

"Okay!" The aunt threw away the empty bowl after eating, and continued to read the novel. Unexpectedly, the empty bowl that was still stained with large intestine noodles flew out of the aunt's hand and hit a tall passerby.I screamed inwardly that it was not good, and got up quickly to apologize for the aunt. At this time, the tall passer-by glared at the aunt who littered the trash, and cursed a series of words that I couldn't understand.Only then did I see clearly that this tall passer-by with blond hair and blue eyes was a backpacker from a foreign country. "!#$#%^%^&***^%&$%^#$%$!" The backpacker screamed, of course he was cursing.

"!###￥￥#%!#%#%￥#￥￥￥%^&&*()^#%#￥#!!!" The aunt was not to be outdone, even though she was at fault, she cursed back fiercely. The backpacker stared at the aunt in disbelief. After a long while, he continued to curse. Two people, you scolded me and scolded me, and scolded me very much. From embarrassment, I gradually became a completely clueless bystander as the scolding continued to heat up. Suddenly, I found that my hands were shaking, as violent as ten times in one night. "Pause, auntie... Excuse me." I raised my trembling hand and forced a smile: "Which language are you speaking now?" "Didn't I say that I can speak twenty-four languages? Of course there is Icelandic in it!" the aunt said angrily. Icelandic? ! I was so scared that I took three steps back. "Why do you understand when it's so cold? Then you can... um... what twenty-three kinds of words?" My teeth chattered, and I was a little dizzy. "Do I still tell you on purpose that I know Icelandic? I can also speak Ecuadorian, Haitian, Finnish, Dowayo, Sanskrit, Malagasy, Mozambican Yari, Maori, Albanian Macedonian, Macedonian..." The aunt wrung her fingers, showing off a bunch of incredible language names. I didn't hear many weird names of the language, and I already had symptoms of severe heart palpitations and breathing disorders. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no This aunt, maybe it's really... A group of nuclear bombs that can speak 24 languages! "What's wrong?" The aunt tilted her head and her breasts. "Auntie—Auntie! You must stop autonuclear!" I was yelling! "Why! Don't you really want to see it!" The aunt also yelled cooperatively. "No! No!" I yelled out of my wits: "This explosion, even nine knives will be blown inside! You can't read the novel when you explode, but others want it! My God, aunt! A few minutes! You must stop yourself from exploding!" The aunt's expression was like a thunderbolt. "I didn't expect that I would be involved in the knife competition!" The aunt's expression was dull. "Da Dao is dead! Everyone is dead!" I collapsed instantly: "It's dead!" "Isn't Dao Dao able to activate the anti-nuclear shield by himself?" the aunt asked blankly. "No way!" I screamed, "There's no such thing!" "How about domineering? Doesn't Dao Da have the domineering look of a king?" "No!" "Wang Daming." The aunt was stunned like a blank piece of paper that she forgot to put in the printer: "I don't want to die with a knife." "Die! Dao Da Dao is dead! I am dead too! Everyone is dead!" I yelled hysterically: "Taipei is about to explode! You pretend to be innocent and read novels here! Read novels! " The aunt lost her ability to speak, she just opened her mouth desperately, performing facial expressions distorted to the extreme. Seeing the two out of control collapsing in such a way, the backpacker from Iceland quickened his pace and flashed. Desperate, I sat on the ground slumped. Even if the high-speed rail suddenly opens an additional midnight escape express, I will not have time to get out of the scope of the nuclear explosion. It's dead, it's really dead now. If you don't know that you will be killed tonight, you will be shot and ascended to heaven in your sleep. Being confused is also a kind of happiness.But now, the closest person in Taipei to the nuclear bomb is me! Ba—— Death was like an oversized trumpet that suddenly blared behind my ears, and the marquee of life appeared before my eyes. How many times have you seen the marquee of life? Countless. After becoming the inspiration assistant of Nine Knives, it seems that I often review my useless life in this way. The most recent one was... "!" I got an electric shock all over my body, grabbed my aunt's hand and rushed onto the motorcycle. "..." The aunt hadn't recovered yet, she was very dull. "Get in the car! Hold on tight!" I started the accelerator and urged hard. The locomotive rushed forward quickly, slid out of Tingzhou Road, and rushed to the oversized Roosevelt Road. I looked at my watch, it was three thirty-nine in the morning! "Auntie!" I yelled back, rushing through the red light that had just turned on without hesitation. "..." The aunt was super empty, as if she didn't hear it. "To save Dao Da! You don't mind dying a little further away!" I opened my throat to prevent my voice from being diluted in the wind: "We have to gamble!" "..." Auntie was still in a serious confusion. "Auntie! Auntie!" "..." No, maybe it's not pure confusion, but a certain device in the aunt's body has been activated? ! hateful!Be sure to catch up! I speeded up and ran through another dangerous red light, and a few taxi horns sounded behind me. There is a thing called adrenal glands. Adrenals don't need to be left for tomorrow! "Get out of the way! Get out of the way!" I yelled, and ran another red light that was dangerously deep and uncomplaining. There are few cars in the middle of the night, but every car is driving much faster than usual, and there are some drunk driving bastards mixed in.Relying on the courage to die only three minutes earlier, I kept breaking through every red light in front of me. It was not as smooth as I imagined... I encountered several green lights in a row that usually don't appear often, and I was so anxious that I directly peed on my pants, looking into the distance in the wind, looking for the red lights that were full of dangers. My heart prays: Please!be sure!must!You can also ride a motorcycle! Passing through red lights one after another, my aunt hugged me tighter and tighter. The sound of horns I collected along the way is absolutely over a hundred, the chances of almost killing others and being killed by others are countless, I can hear the deafening heartbeat in my throat, and the wet crotch is blown so cool by the wind. Cool and wet, wet and cool. "Thirteenth!" I yelled, glancing at my watch. Three forty-six minutes and seventeen seconds in the morning. oh oh oh oh oh my god I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die Why is it a green light again! I don't want a green light! "I haven't solved the mystery of my father's dissolution!" I roared, the gas pedal was so tight that I almost twisted it off: "My life! My life!" Far away, the fourteenth traffic light finally appeared. Squinting his eyes, the fourteenth traffic light approached at a fast speed. I was honking the horn, the corners of my eyes were blown out by the night wind several tears... "..." My aunt hugged my hands, suddenly feeling a sense of loneliness: "Wang Dabing." "Auntie!" I yelled, wringing all the strength out of my body like wringing out a towel. "Goodbye, heroes of the next life!" In an instant, the red light was behind my car's taillights. Red light, turn green. The feeling of being tightly hugged around the waist disappeared. Auntie is gone. Undoubtedly turned into a strange thing. By what force and to which well-known or unknown place was this strange incident sent? Don't ask, it's scary. I collapsed and put the car back on the side of the road, and fell down. Looking at the watch, I saved the countdown because there were only three seconds left. I stared blankly at the big road full of hatred for me, panting and covered in cold sweat. And nothing happened? Just when I stopped thinking, there was a sudden shaking, which woke me up from my toes to the head of my penis. The earthquake was quite strong. I saw the street lamps shaking from side to side, and my buttocks sitting on the asphalt road also felt numb vibrations.There was a loud bang like thunder in the distance, and I turned my head to see that a water tower on the upper floor of a residential building fell down and landed on an empty taxi underneath, causing the car to be reincarnated. I hope it will be a Mercedes-Benz in its next life. The earthquake lasted at least thirty seconds before it stopped reluctantly. ...Is it the aunt's self-destruction power? who knows. I shuddered home on my motorcycle, maybe in penance, this time I didn't even stop for a green light. On the way I was reminded of the movie "Benjamin's Fantastic Journey". That last line before the end of that movie hit me. Some people just love sitting by the river. Some people are struck by lightning all the time. Some people like music. Some people are artists. Some people are proficient with buttons. Some people are familiar with Shakespeare. Some people are good mothers. And some people are born dancers. Everyone has something he is destined to do. indeed. Some people are born to explode. And me? "I have a lot to do in the future... Before solving the mystery of my father being dissolved, I have to help Jiu Dao go to Nantou to find an inspiration the day after tomorrow... Go back to sleep, go back to sleep..." I was very tired, but I didn't forget that the corners of my mouth were slightly raised. Although no one will know, it is impossible for anyone to know, and no one will believe it if it is said.But, hey, tonight I was the unsung hero who saved Taipei in a low-key way. Looked up. I looked at the Big Dipper across the night sky, as if I saw that crooked bra. "Auntie at this moment, you must have a happy Qiao Nai in heaven." postscript News Special! At 3:47 this morning, the entire Taiwan region turned over. Even the outer islands of Penghu could feel a magnitude 3 earthquake. The Central Meteorological Bureau stated that the earthquake was about 5.Eight, the maximum earthquake intensity was six in Hualien.Level 5, equivalent to the energy of four atomic bombs released together, fortunately the epicenter is in the open sea, and the depth is 47.Four kilometers, the damage will not be too large, but the public must be aware that there will still be some aftershocks in the next twelve months, please be extra careful. The full text is over, the adventure is not over