Chapter 2 02 The trial of Nine Swords "Nian"

The interview took place at his home in Jiudao. Honestly, the first time I saw that place, I couldn't imagine this guy paying me, no, I should say I couldn't imagine him paying anyone. At that time, Jiu Dao was wearing obviously too big boxer pants and a white sweater in the style of a grandfather, and was watching a DVD in the living room, laughing and laughing while watching. Apart from a half-drunk cup of coffee, there were several high school girl uniforms from different schools piled up on the table, which gave me a bad first impression of him. After all, people who can collect high school girl school uniforms are all perverted.

I wasn't the only one who came to apply, there were three other applicants who watched a movie in the living room with Jiu Dao Dao. A boy with glasses who looked like a standard good student, a fat man in tights, and a middle-aged man who looked obscene. Including me who just graduated from college, that's four. "There are still ten minutes until the application time, so relax now!" Jiu Dao looked at his watch. I don't know what the movie is doing, but it should be a comedy because everyone is laughing. I couldn't concentrate on watching the movie, not because I was nervous, but because there was a man with no clothes on, his eyes were dull, he knelt on the floor and kept making strange noises of "Ola Ola Ola Ola", and kept reaching out from the seat where we were sitting. Fishing out cockroaches from under the sofa to eat made me feel very uncomfortable.

When the time came, Jiu Dao immediately turned off the movie, and the atmosphere changed immediately. Nine Knives gave each of the four of us a blank sheet of paper, and said with a sneer: "Actually, the interview has already started since you came in here. Now write down the content of the movie you just watched, and write as much as you remember. Peep at someone else's! The timer starts." what!Such an old joke! "How long can I write?" A guy with glasses said anxiously. "If I say stop, I will stop." Jiu Dao said very casually. It's dead now, I don't know anything, so I have to write a lot of Teacher Gan Lin on it.

In less than a minute, the impatient Jiu Dao shouted to stop. The glasses boy panted and handed in the paper, and there was a lot of writing on it. Just looking at it from a distance, I felt like I was finished.The big fat man and the obscene middle-aged man also wrote a little bit, but they didn't have as many glasses. Seeing the sweaty nose of the bespectacled boy and his expression of winning, I couldn't help but get angry. "It's not fair, I was the last one to come in, and there's not much to see." I argued. "..." Jiu Dao glared at me: "Then you have watched it for at least ten minutes, there must be something to write about."

"This weirdo has been kneeling on the floor and eating cockroaches, how can I concentrate on watching a movie?" I was very excited. The fat man immediately echoed: "That's right! You put an absolute limited edition commemorative special of AV actress Maria Takaki next to the TV. Only 1,000 copies of the luxury special are released in the world. How can I pay attention to what the movie is doing?" what!" I was taken aback. There were at least hundreds of movie DVDs in the cabinet next to the TV. How did this fat man find the AV special?This fat man is definitely not an idle waste!

It must be the waste of waste! The obscene middle-aged man was also angry. He coughed and complained: "I have yin and yang eyes. There are at least seven ghosts walking around in this house. You tell me how to pay attention to what the movie is doing?" Nine Knives smiled. Suddenly, having read a lot of manga, I instantly understood the real test content of Jiu Dao. "Of course, it doesn't matter what the movie is doing, what matters is the ability to observe the environment." Nine knives crumpled up the exam paper we just handed in, threw it away, and dropped it without even touching the side of the trash can ground.

We wait with bated breath. "To be more precise, I need an assistant who has a different point of view than ordinary people and is free-spirited, so he must not only focus on movies, but a master who discovers special interests in this space." Nine Knives Pushed Pushing the glasses, he thought he was handsome and said: "So, glasses boy, you are the first to be out!" The glasses boy suddenly stood up, and said in a daze, "Could it be! It's wrong to obey orders seriously!" Nine Knives snorted: "Since I was a child, the worst thing I've done is you, a guy with glasses who thinks he's good at everything! Get out! OUT!" He even dug out a booger and popped it into the glasses boy to sweat in the nostrils.

I personally think that the snorting movement of Jiu Da Dao is quite proficient, and it is obvious that I have been practicing it on a daily basis. "It's so unfair! It's so unfair! There are mistakes for good grades! There are mistakes for gifted students!" The glasses boy who is extremely weak against stress rushed out on the spot. "...There are only three of us left now." The obscene middle-aged man took a deep breath. "No, it's two." Pointing at the middle-aged man with nine knives, he said coldly, "You are also out." "Why! I am a special person with yin and yang eyes!" The middle-aged man roared.

"First, you look very obscene. When you go out and tell others that you are the inspiration assistant of Nine Swords, I can't accept it! Second, I am very afraid of ghosts, so I can't stand people with yin and yang eyes constantly Remind me that there are ghosts by my side!" Nine swords were righteous, pointing their fingers outside the door. The middle-aged man rushed out holding his head. From a distance, he could be heard crying: "Is it wrong to see ghosts? Is it wrong to see ghosts!" In an instant, there were only two people left. The atmosphere is really tense. Compared with the big fat guy who can find a needle in a haystack and see a limited edition porn, I just saw a weirdo lying on the floor eating cockroaches, which is nothing.

The final showdown was pretty bad for me. I saw the unpredictable nine knives took out two cups of boiled water and put them on the table. A piece of tea leaves floated on the boiled water, and I faintly felt that something was wrong. "When you can't touch the water with your hands, start your thoughts, and I will accept the results in a minute." He said. The big fat man shook me at the same time. What the hell!Isn't this a plagiarism of Manga Hunter's "Mizumi-style Mind Ability Test Method"! Plagiarism is fine, but the fictional plots in the comics can be used in real life, will it work?

The big fat man had obviously read Manga Hunter and knew what the Mizumi-style test was, and his expression was very ugly. The so-called water-seeing-style thought ability test method, simply put, is that the practitioner pours his "mind ability" into a glass of plain water, and through the change of the state of the water, the ability characteristics of different practitioners can be known—— If there is more water, the practitioner's ability is "strengthening". If the taste of the water changes, it is "change system". If the leaves floating on the water shake, it is "operating system". Once the color of the water changes, it is the "release system". If there are impurities in the water, it is the "realization system". The issue is…… How can I have the ability to think!No matter how much this fat man likes to watch porn, it is impossible for him to read! I saw Jiu Dao turned and walked away, and said: "I'm going to pee, hurry up!" The fat man and I were back to back, and we both felt each other's cold sweat and rising body temperature. what to do? The only opponent left is this fat man. If you defeat him, you can get the job...I absolutely don't want to lose! "..." I caught a glimpse of the unfinished cup of coffee on the table, and my mind moved. I tiptoed to bring the coffee over, poured a little into the boiled water, and carefully put the coffee back. Then I closed my eyes and pretended to perform exercises on the glass of water, secretly praying that the fat man didn't find anything. There was the sound of flushing from the toilet, and Jiu Dao walked over in slippers. "Okay?" Nine knives stood in front of us. The big fat man was covered in sweat, gasped and said, "I tried my best, but nothing seemed to move." I pretended to be exhausted, and said, "I tried my best, it's really... so tiring!" Jiu Dao picked up the big fat man's glass of water, took a sip, and said lightly: "Indeed, nothing has changed. It can be seen that you have no other qualifications except being fat." Then he picked up the water in front of me, nodded before drinking it: "Wow, the color of the water has changed, it's a little brown, um, your thoughts are released." Jiu Dao took a sip and said, "It tastes a bit like coffee, and you also have the aptitude of the transformation department." At this moment, the big fat man laughed and said, "Wait a minute—this guy is cheating! He just poured a little of the coffee on the table into it while you were in the toilet! I found out hahahahahaha!" My face was hot and my ears must have been red. It was really unpredictable, Jiu Dao shook his head, showing a master-level expression. "This test is not a test of honesty, but a test of adaptability." Nine Knives said triumphantly: "It's easy to collect inspiration for other writers, just copy it from the Internet and cut the newspapers, BUT! If you want to be my right and left hand, it's not easy Lah! Usually I receive many secret reports from readers of all kinds, and there are also a few places I want to collect information that are very dangerous or rather weird, and ordinary villagers are not competent for it.” The fat man was dumbfounded, while my heart beat faster. Shaking eyebrows, the index finger of the nine knives tapped on the head: "If there is no cleverness, treachery or even two little dicks, I think... I'd better take my money." The answer was obvious, and the big fat man, who was flirtatious and honest, walked out of the door dejectedly, leaving only one sentence, "Sai your mother." "Great! YES! YES! YES!" Even though I don't really have two dicks, I was overjoyed to get the job and immediately yelled all over the house as if I really did have two dicks. When my voice was a little hoarse, the listless nine knives discussed with me my basic salary, as well as the algorithm of pay per piece - the price of each inspiration and material will vary according to the level of difficulty obtained, If it is an inspiration above five stars, there will be an additional bonus. I think this is quite reasonable. "If there is no problem, after we shake hands, it will be a cooperative relationship." Nine Knives held out their hands. "Okay! Of course no problem!" I was so happy that I was about to reach out...the doorbell rang. Jiu Dao stood up and opened the door, only to see a beautiful girl with a ponytail standing at the door of the apartment. A gust of pink wind blows in gently, making my whole body comfortable. "I'm sorry Dao Da, I overslept and am late, has the interview started yet?" The girl with the ponytail clasped her palms together and apologized repeatedly, her voice was pitiful and terribly sweet. The back of the nine knives looks quite demented, and I have a faint feeling that something is wrong. "That...you're admitted." Nine knives tightly held the ponytail girl's hand. "What?" The ponytail girl was surprised and delighted. "What!" I said with a bang. This writer turned out to be a beast in clothes! "She doesn't have to do the Mizumi test?" I suppressed my anger. "What? Isn't that something from the comics?" Jiu Dao frowned, looking mature and stable. "But she was so late!" I was so angry that my voice was shaking. "Being late... is also part of strength." Jiu Dao said illogical words without changing his face. "Thank you Dao Da!" The girl with ponytail happily spun around in circles and scattered flower petals. In this way, I gained and lost again, yelling and smashing my shoes all the way home. I swear that from now on, I will never read the novels of that rotten, crooked, and perverted man of Nine Swords again. The things written by that kind of evil-minded guy must also be full of negative energy, and it will make my stomach hurt after reading it!If you look at it, you will become a dead otaku!Watching the handjob will shoot blood! "I was being played for an idiot the whole fucking afternoon!" I beat the traffic light. But there is justice in this world after all. Later, Nine Knives' girlfriend felt quite upset when he recruited a young girl as an inspiration assistant, and forced Nine Knives to apologize to the positive girl with tears in his eyes.Nine Knives finally called me, hoping that I would come back. I really have no principles, so I agreed immediately. "Actually, I think that Zhengmei is also pretty good. She looks very talented. Daoda, why don't you hire two at a time. I can cooperate with Zhengmei and go to the mountains and seas to help you collect inspiration." I have a sore nose, thinking of the sweet smile of the ponytail girl that day. "It's best!" Nine Knives hung up the phone. Den den den. And just like that, I finally got this dream job. Next, I will use the money of nine knives to embark on the adventure of "My Father's Melting Mystery"!