Chapter 159 chapter Ten

How Paiguguay landed on the Isle of Peace to visit King St. Banigon We left the ugly inhabitants of Kinship Island with noses like plum blossoms, and sailed on the southwest wind. I didn't come to Heping Island until the sun went down.The Isle of Peace is a large, fertile and populous island, and the king there is named St. Banigon.St. Banigon led the Prince Taibao, princes and ministers to the pier to meet Paguguai in person, and took him to his palace.The queen led the princess and the noble lady of the palace to greet them at the palace gate.Banigon asked the queen and her entourage to kiss and hug Paguguai and others, which is a local custom to show politeness.So all of them kissed and hugged, and only Brother John was among the king's staff and was not found.

Banigon urged Pagnacur to stay until the next day.Paiguguet declined, saying that he did not want to miss the fine weather and smooth sailing, which sailors can only meet but cannot ask for, so they should try their best to make use of it, because such favorable weather is not something one wishes for.After Paguguet had said this, Banigon gave us twenty-five to thirty glasses of wine each before releasing us. After returning to the pier, Paiguguay noticed that Brother John was not there, and asked him where he was and why he didn't come back with everyone.Panurge didn't know how to answer, and planned to return to the palace to look for it. At this moment, Brother John ran back happily and shouted happily:

"Long live the venerable Panigon! Speak to the belly of God, whose kitchen is rich. That's where I come from: a mountain of food. I wish I could fill my stomach as much as possible." "My friend," said Paiguguet, "you have taken refuge in the kitchen." Friar John replied: "By the hen's body! I know the kitchen better than the feigned bowing of women, magny, magna, chiabrena, bowing here, greeting there, intimacy, hugging, hand kissing, lord, sire , Your Highness, welcome, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Rouen talk smells worse than dung! It's too much trouble, too wordy. My God! I don't say I'd rather give up drinking in a wine barrel You must also have your own name beside women. These cumbersome etiquettes and endless salutes are more annoying to me than the devil. St. Benedict really had a reason in the first place, you said to hug women, rush Talking in this dignified and sacred gown I am wearing, I had better not go, lest I run into what happened to the prince of Gales."

"My lord of Gales?" said Paiguguay, "I know him, and he is my dear friend." Brother John said: "Once, a relative who lived not far from him invited him to a grand and luxurious banquet. The nearby nobles, ladies, ladies, etc. were also invited to participate in the grand event. Dress them up, dress them up in gorgeous women's clothes, and dress them up as young ladies. Then, let these attendants dressed as young ladies go to the gate of the fortress to meet the prince. When the prince arrived, he kissed everyone solemnly. Later , the noble lady hiding in the corridor burst into laughter, and ordered the servants to take off their clothes. The kind prince saw that he was cheated, and couldn't help being ashamed and annoyed. He refused to kiss these naive ladies and young ladies again. Lie to him, God's belly! These women may also be dressed up by squires' squires, but they are more disguised.

① The original text cheli comes from the Hebrew word scheli, which means "peace".The Greek cheli (χειλεα, χειλη) means "lips" and "flattery, praise". ② The word "Panigon" comes from the Languedoc dialect and means "bread, biscuit" or "dwarf". ① He changed "God's body on top!" (Corps Dieul) into "Corpe de galline! Hen's body on top!" It means "salute, salute again". ③ The author once practiced in the Benedictine Order, and the monks saluted others, only nodding their heads. ④ Gails: The name of the fief, ten miles south of Tour.

"By God! dajurandi, why don't you go first to the master's rich kitchen? Why don't you first observe the sporks in action, the arrangement of the stoves, the degree of fat stewing, the hot and cold broth, and what kind of pastries are being prepared. , What kind of wine do you plan to serve? Beati immaculati in via②. This is the instruction from the scriptures." ① Latin: "Excuse me for blasphemy." The full text is da veniam jurandi. ② Latin: "Blessed is the man whose conduct is perfect." See "Old Testament? Psalms" 119th Section 1.