Chapter 132 Chapter Thirty-Six

Skeptic Philosopher Truyougang Continues to Answer Questions Panurge said: "You speak so well that you can explain it in any way. I think I have fallen into the dark well. Heraclitus said that the truth lies here. My eyes are dark and I can't understand anything. I feel all sluggish, and suspect that I've been fascinated. I'm going to change my word now. Please don't move, my faithful friend, and don't hide anything. Let's do it again and make it clear. I see that you don't Love the way I asked the question just now. By God, I'll say it again. can i get married "

Truyogang: "It seems to be possible." Banu Ri: "What if I don't tie the knot?" Truyogang: "There's nothing wrong with that." Banu Day: "Is there anything wrong?" Truyougang: "No, otherwise my vision is wrong." Banu Ri: "I think there are more than five hundred bad ones." Truyogang: "You count them one by one." Panuge: "I said roughly, and I said that the uncertain number is certain. I mean: a lot." Truyougang: "Tell me about it." Panurge: "Speak to all the devils, I can't live without women!"

Truyougang: "First drive the devil away." Banuge: "God is good, good! My Salmigondans say that no woman is a bachelor, and it is a savage life. Dido expressed his sorrow in the same way." Truyogang: "It seems to be." Banu Day: "God! I repeat. May I marry?" Truyougang: "It's okay when the opportunity arises." Banu Day: "Are you happy when you are married?" Truyogang: "That depends on the opportunity." Banuge: "If I meet a good person, as I hope, will I be happy?" Truyogang: "Maybe." Banuge: "Conversely, what if I meet bad people?"

Truyogang: "Excuse me, I dare not say." Banu Day: "Please tell me, please advise, what should I do?" Truyogang: "Do as you please." Banuge: "That's tantamount to not saying anything, what the hell." Truyougang: "Please don't mention ghosts." Panurge: "Okay, don't mention God and ghosts! I must ask you to teach me. What do you tell me to do?" Truyogang: "No instructions." Banu Day: "Why don't I get married?" Truyogang: "I haven't thought of it yet." ① This sentence is said by Democritus.

① See line 550 of the fourth volume of Virgil's "Init". Banu Day: "I'm not getting married, okay?" Truyogang: "Not sure." Banu Day: "If you don't get married, you won't be a tortoise." Truyogang: "I think so too." Panurge: "What if I get married?" Truyogang: "How to pretend?" Panurge: "I mean, if I were married." Truyogang: "I can't pretend." Banuge: "It's really shit coming out of my nose! My God! If I could curse at people casually, I would be a little more comfortable! But, be patient! I repeat, if I get married, will I be a turtle?"

Truyogang: "Very likely." Banuge: "If my wife were chaste and orderly, I wouldn't be a turtle, would I?" Truyogang: "You seem to be right." Banu Day: "Listen well." Truyogang: "I'm listening." Panuge: "Whether she is chaste and well-behaved? That's the only question left." Truyougang: "I doubt it." Banuge: "Have you seen her?" Truyogang: "No." Banuri: "Since I have never seen her, why do I doubt her?" Truyogang: "There is a reason." Banuge: "Do you know her?"

Truyogang: "I don't know." Banuge: "Servant, my little boy, come here, here is my hat, I give it to you, but be careful with the glasses, go to the backyard and make a wish for me for half an hour. When you are happy in the future, I will replace it for you." you promise. (To Truyogon) Well, who will call me a turtle? " Truyogang: "There is someone." Banuji: "God's belly! This man, I will give him a good beating!" Truyougang: "You can say that." Banuzhi: "When I go out, I need to tie her up with a chastity belt, and let the devil who has no white film in his eyes catch me away!"

Truyogang: "You can talk well." Banuzhi: "Isn't that very good? Let's talk about the important things." Truyougang: "I have no objection." Panurge: "Listen, since the blood won't come out from this side, I'll squeeze from the other side. Have you ever been married?" Truyougang: "I have been married, and I have not been married, both of them." Banu Day: "God bless! I am already tired and sweating, I swear by the death of God! Digestion in my stomach has stopped. My diaphragm, chest cavity, and abdomen are all standing up waiting for your words Into my head."

Truyogang: "I have no intention of stopping." Panuge: "Come! Let me ask you, my faithful friend, have you ever been married?" Truyougon: "It seems to be over." Banuge: "It's been done once in the past, hasn't it?" Truyogang: "Maybe." Banu Day: "Is it good for the first time?" Truyogang: "Probably good." Banuge: "How about the second time?" Truyogang: "Destined." Banuzhi: "How is it? To be clear, do you think it's good?" Truyougang: "It seems to be good." Panuge: "That's unreasonable! God, speak to Jesus on the back of St. Christopher. It is harder for you to say a word than to fart a dead donkey! This time, I must succeed. Faithful friend, We're going to shame the devil in hell and open up the sky. Have you ever been a turtle? I'm talking about you here and now, not on the field."

Truyogang: "No, unless it's fate." Banu Day: "The flesh of God! I want to give up! The blood of God! I can't ask anymore! The body of God! I can't hold on anymore! I can't catch him." Hearing his yelling, Gao Kangda stood up and said: "Praise be to God! The world has become more and more sophisticated since my first knowledge. Is it true? Today even the most learned and profound philosophers have joined the philosophical school of skeptics. May the good God be praised! From now on, catch a lion by the mane, a horse by the neck, a cow by the horns, a buffalo by the nose, a wolf by the tail, a sheep by the beard, and a calf by the leg. Birds, too, are easier to catch than philosophers from words. Good-bye, friends."

Gao Kangda finished speaking and left the hall.Paiguguay and the others wanted to take him home, but he did not allow them to. After Gao Kang left, Pangguai said to the guests: "Plato's Timeus always counted the guests at the beginning of the banquet; we do the opposite and count them after the banquet. One, two, three, and the fourth? Not our friend's turn. Is Bridvar gone?" Abby Simon said that he had been invited to his house, but he was not at home.A bailiff of the Meerlange Supreme Court called him away, saying that he would appear in person to explain his sentence to the Supreme Court. Therefore, he set off from home the day before, in order to arrive at the venue on the day of the trial, so as not to be absent and late. "I want to find out what it is about," said Paiguguet. "He has been a judge in Femberton for more than forty years, and has settled more than four thousand cases. Although two thousand three hundred and nine cases have been appealed by the accused The Supreme Court of Millange, but the results of the original trial were all approved, agreed, and approved, and the appeal was dismissed and not accepted. He has always been aboveboard, but now he is old, but he has to appear in court in person. Something must have happened. I am willing to do my best I can help him with cooking. I know that the world is becoming more and more dangerous now, and the upright people also need assistance. I will immediately find a way to prevent any accidents from happening." So the day's banquet ended.Paiguguay presented his guests with expensive gifts: rings, jewels, and vessels, all of gold or silver, and expressed his sincere thanks to them, before returning to the inner palace. ① means "please don't be careless". ② Timeus: A character in Plato's conversation collection of the same name. The story here can be found in the seventeenth line of Plato's "Timeus". ③ Millanger: The author's fictional place name.