Chapter 116 Chapter Twenty

How Nazd Kabo gestures with Banuj Nazdkarb was notified and arrived the next day.As soon as he had arrived, Banurge brought over a fattened calf, half a pig, two casks of wine, a load of wheat, and thirty francs for pocket money.Then Panurge brought him before Paguguai, and in the presence of the princes there, made this sign to him: First he yawned deeply, and when he yawned, he used his right thumb to make a Greek letter T outside his mouth, several times in a row.Then, looking up at the sky, he turned around like a goat in a miscarriage, coughing and sighing deeply.Sighing, he let Nazdkarb see that he had no crotch, and pulled out his dick from under the shirt with one hand, letting it bump and rattle between his legs.He bent down, bent his left knee, and crossed his arms across his chest.

Nazdkarb looked at him curiously, then raised his left hand, made the nails of the thumb and index finger touch together, and bent the other fingers towards the palm of the hand. "I see what the sign means," said Paiguguay. "He means marriage, and he points to the number thirty, which is the Pythagorean way. It means that you are going to be married." Banuzhi said to Nazdkabo, "Thank you, my little butler, my deacon, my chief steward, my leader, and my police officer." Nazdkarb raised his left hand even higher, with all five fingers stretched out straight, keeping them as far apart as possible.

Pangguai said: "This clearly tells us that the five fingers mean that you must get married. Not only is engagement, marriage, and marriage, but also living together without waiting for marriage. Pythagoras used the number 'five' ' to represent marriage, marriage, and marriage, using 'three' as the first odd number to form a single, and 'two' as the first even number as if it were a couple. In the past, in Rome, five candles were always lit at weddings No matter how rich the family is, it must not be too much; no matter how poor the family is, it must not be less.

Also, in the past, foreigners enshrined five gods, or a god who could bestow five kinds of favors on married people, such as: Jupiter, the god of marriage, Juno, the god of celebration, Venus, the god of beauty, and eloquence. With Pido, god of eloquence, and Diana, who blessed childbirth. " Panurge cried out: "Ah, good Nazdkabo! I will give him a farm near Sinai and a windmill in Mirbale." Then the mute sneezed viciously, trembling all over, and turned to the left. "My God!" exclaimed Paiguguet, "My God! What's the matter? It must be bad for you. He said that your marriage is unlucky, the main culprit.This sneeze (according to Terpsson's explanation) is the birth of Socrates, if it is born from the right, it can boldly follow the established idea, auspicious, progress, success, and complete certainty; , is the exact opposite ⑤. "

Banuge said: "You always think things are going to be bad. There is no good time. It's Davos reincarnated. As I said, at most, he is just a liar." ① Pido: Greek goddess of eloquence, usually considered the daughter of Venus. ② Sinai: The name of the town in Shinong County. ③ Mirbale: Mirbeau fiefdom near Poitiers. ④ See Plutarch's "On the Birth of Socrates", Chapter 11, Line 58. ⑤ This is what the Greeks said, and the Romans were the opposite. See Volume II of Cicero's "On Divination". ⑥ Davos: A slave in the works of the Roman poet Terence.

"But Cicero said something similar in the second book of his Discourse on Divination," said Paiguguet, "but I don't remember what it was." Banuzhi turned to Nazdekabo, and made another gesture: he turned his eyelids upwards, his jaw swung from side to side, and half of his tongue was sticking out of his mouth.Then, stretch out your left hand, leaving only the middle finger upright, and put it on the crotch.The right hand is clenched into a fist, with only the thumb sticking out, and placed back under the right armpit, and then placed on the buttocks where the Arabs call "Al-Qatim".Suddenly, he changed his hands. He used his right hand to look like his left hand and put it on his crotch; his left hand looked like his right hand and put it on "Al-Katim".This was done nine times in a row.After doing it nine times, he lowered his eyelids and returned to their original shape; his jaw and tongue also returned to their original positions, and he squinted at Nazdkabo again, shaking his lips like a monkey eating, It is also like a rabbit eating green wheat.

At this time, Nazdkarb raised his outstretched right hand upwards, bent the first joint of the thumb and placed it on the third joint of the middle finger and ring finger, and held it tightly, leaving the index finger and little finger forward Stretch out, place it on Panuge's navel like two legs apart, and move back and forth with your thumb.In this way, use that hand to move from below to above Banuzhi's belly, stomach, chest, and neck.Then he raised his hand up to his chin, put his thumb in his mouth, stroked his nose, and lifted his eyes up, as if trying to gouge them out with his thumb.

Panurge was annoyed and tried to get rid of the mute.But Nazdkarb did not let go, and continued to play with his eyes, forehead and the brim of his hat with his thumb.Finally, Banurge cried out: "God, you madman, if you don't let go, I'm going to beat you up! If you make me angry again, I'll hit your dog in the face with this hand!" Friar John said, "He's deaf and can't hear you, chap. You'd better make a gesture in his face." Banuge said: "What the hell is this master Ali Baolong? He's turned my eyes almost into black butter. My God, dajurandi! I'm going to give your nose an old punch, Plus double torreya.”

Banuzhi imitated the sound of farting in his mouth and got rid of him.Seeing that Panurge was about to leave, the mute ran over to stop him, and made this gesture to him: put your right hand on your knee, stretch it as far as you can, clenched your fist, and put your thumb between your index and middle fingers; Then rub the elbow on the right with the left hand, slowly raise the right hand higher than the elbow, then lower it suddenly, the same as before; Banouge was very angry, and raised his fist to hit the mute, but he did not hit in the presence of Paguguet.Grandeur said: "If gesturing makes you mad, it should make you mad when it happens!

That's completely true.The mute prophecy is that you will marry, be a cuckold, be beaten, and be stolen. " Banurge said: "I accept the marriage he said; I will not accept the rest. I ask you to believe that there is no one in the world who is as good as me in terms of women and horses." ① Chapter 40, Section 84 of the second volume of "On Divination". ② "Sacrum, sacrum." ① Ali Baolong: A pseudo-erudite master in the fifteenth century. ② Latin: "Excuse me for cursing!"