Chapter 114 Chapter Eighteen

How does Paguguay differ from the interpretation of Banurge's verses to the Ponzust seer Apisdemon and Panurge picked up the leaves, half-joyed, half-sorrowed, and returned to Paguguet.I am happy to return safely; I am annoyed that the road is rough, bumpy, and full of stones.They told the story of the journey and the situation of the soothsayer in detail to Pagoda, and finally took out the maple leaves, and let Pagoda read the verses on them. After seeing them one by one, Paguguai sighed and said to Banuge: "Now do you understand? The divination is exactly the same as what we have calculated from Virgil's book and dreams, that is, your wife will discredit you, call you a turtle, be nice to others, and be with others." Others raise children; in addition, they will steal your good things, beat you, skin you, and hurt a certain part of your body."

Banuzhi said: "Your understanding of hexagrams is as amateurish as a pig's understanding of spices. Please don't take offense when I say this, because I am indeed a little annoyed. My hexagrams are clearly the opposite of what you said. Please pay attention to my experience The words of the old woman are as follows: 'Until the broad beans come out of the skin, they will not sprout for us to see. If I do not marry, I will not be famous for my excellent character.' How many times have you said to me? An official position can make a Only when a person shows his abilities can people see how much he has in his belly. I think this sentence means that only when a person is handling things can people see how capable he is. Before a person is married, he is like a Like a broad bean wrapped in a skin, there is no way to know what his family will be like after marriage. This is the explanation of the first sentence. Otherwise, do you think that the honor and reputation of a gentleman follow the ass of a bad woman?

"Second sentence, my wife will have children (note that having children is the chief happiness of marriage), but not mine. God that body! You think I can believe it! My wife will have a fat, white Fat boy. I like him so much, I love him like crazy; he is my Ning Xiner. From now on, as long as I see him and hear his babbling childish words, the big troubles will not enter my mind.Good luck to that old woman!God, I really want to get her a life-long pension in Salmigondan, so that she doesn't have to run around like a schoolteacher, but can live like a stable theological master.Otherwise, do you want my wife to conceive me in the womb, conceive me, and bear me, so that people will say: "Banurges is the second of Bagus, who has been raised twice; born like Hippolytus." Twice; like Proteus, once with Thetis, and once with the mother of the philosopher Apollonius; like the two Baric children on the banks of the Simedus in Sicily? ? 'Do you want people to say that his wife is pregnant with him.Did the circular production of the ancient Micari ⑥ the return of interest and Democritus ⑦ appear in him again?No, no!Don't talk to me about this.

"The third sentence is: My wife is going to suck my honey. That's exactly what I want. You know, it refers to the stick between my legs. I can swear sweet and moist, When you use it and when you have it off-the-shelf, it’s never in vain. That little thing is always well prepared and on call. You describe this matter very implicitly, comparing it to stealing. I agree. This metaphor is very good, but it’s not Your ① Bagus was first born of Semileh, and then a second time from Jupiter's lap. ② Once Amazon, once Diana. ③ Thetis: The god of the sea in mythology. ④ See Philostratus' "The Life of Apollonius".

⑤ Narcissus Talia was pregnant from Jupiter, feared Juno, hid underground, and gave birth to a pair of sons on the banks of the Simedos River. ⑥ Mikali: Ancient Greek place name, in the Strait of Corinth. ⑦ Plutarch mentioned the Mikari people in Chapter 18 of "Greek Questions", saying that they demanded the interest paid to creditors. idea.Maybe you are too concerned about me, and you are concerned about another, opposite side.Scholars in the past have said that fear is precisely because of love, and there is no love without fear.But (according to my understanding), you probably also understand in your heart that stealing, in this place, is just as expressed by many ancient writers, referring to stealing jade and stealing incense, and Venus wanted this kind of thing secretly and secretly. conduct.Think about it, what is the reason for this?It is because this kind of sneaking behind the door, between the steps, covering with curtains, behind people's back, and doing things in the grass nest is better than those who are not afraid of anyone talking, in broad daylight, in the style of Cynic, or openly. Between the beds, in the golden silk tent, it is stately and upright, in the environment where the purple silk fan or the Indian lupine fan drives away the flies around, the woman picks her teeth with a piece of grass pulled from the straw mattress, what she did far more pleasing to the goddess of Cyprus.

"If not, do you think she sucks me like a man sucks an oyster out of its shell, or a Cilician woman (according to Dioscorides) bites an acorn with her mouth? Not at all. A person who steals does not suck but steals, does not suck but takes, coaxes, and deceives others like a magic trick. "The fourth sentence is: My wife peeled off my skin and kept breathing. Very well said! Your explanation is that she wants to beat me and hurt me. This is the explanation of the mason. May God bless you. I just ask Raise your soul from earthly thoughts, look up at the beauties of nature, and you will see for yourself what error you have made in twisting the predictions of the divine soothsayer.

"Even if it can be explained in this way, it is impossible to allow and admit that my wife is provoked by the enemy in hell to lie to me, insult me, make me a complete turtle, steal me, and insult me, not to mention this One thing, she can't do it, she can't do it. I have a solid basis for saying this, which is drawn from the pan-theology of the monastery. This is what the former Brother Artus Gourtan told me, It was a Monday morning, we were eating sausages, and it was raining, I remember it well. God bless him! "Earliest in the world, or a little later, women once united to skin men alive, because men tried to oppress them everywhere. So they made an appointment with each other, made a creed, and swore to abide by it. However, women always No use! Women are so weak! They start stripping, stripping, stripping, as Catullus says, only the part of a man that pleases them the most, which is the tantrum penis Well, it has been more than 6,000 years since now, but only one head has been stripped so far.

Jews get mad and trim their foreskins, preferring to be called circumcised 'marana' ②, also unwilling to ask women to strip like other countries.My wife has not abandoned this common creed, and if I hadn't already stripped it, she would have stripped it for me.I totally agree, however, not to peel off the whole, of course, my good prince. " "You haven't mentioned that laurel branch," said Ebisdemon, "that woman looked on, and screamed astonishingly, as we saw it burn without a sound; it's an ominous omen, you know. , is a very terrible symbol, as Propelseus ③, Tibrus ④, as well as the shrewd philosopher Porphyrius and Eustatius who commented on Homer, etc., have proved it.”

① Diogenes said: It is not a bad thing to have intercourse with one's own wife, which means openly. ② Goddess of Cyprus: Another name for Venus. ③ Silesia: the ancient place name of Asia Minor. ④ Dioscorides' "Biology" Volume IV Chapter 34, said that Silesian women picked acorn seeds with their mouths to make dyes. ① Catullus: Roman poet of the first century. ② The Spaniards called the Jews and Moors who converted to Catholicism "Marana". ③ Probelseus: Roman poet at the beginning of the first century. ④ Tibrus: Roman poet in the first century BC. Panurge said: "Yes, yes, thank you for mentioning them! As poets, they are all lunatics, and as philosophers, they are all fools. Their philosophy and their madness are almost the same. thing."