Chapter 35 Chapter Thirty-Three

How the ex-Minister Piccolo's schemed so terribly that he risked it After grabbing the biscuits, the Duke of Manuai, the Third Earl of Sparta, and Captain Merdai all came to Bi Keluoshou and said: "My lord, today we shall call you the most blessed and heroic king since Alexander of Macedon." Piccolosho said, "Excuse me, excuse me, put on your hat." "Thank you, Your Majesty," said the ministers, "this is our due gift. Our plan is as follows: "It is only necessary to send a general to lead a small number of troops to stay here. Since the terrain here is dangerous and there is a fortress set up by the king, we think it will be safe. My king and God, our army can be divided into two groups, all the way to Gaolang Gujie and His men wiped him out in one fell swoop, without effort. The old bitch is very rich, and will then have a lot of gold and silver; we did not call him a bitch, because noble kings are always penniless. Gather money This is a bitch's business.

"At that time, the other road will go straight to Onis①, Saint Donge②, Angoumoya③ and Gascony, and at the same time take Peligau④, Medoc⑤ and Ailana⑥. Our army is invincible , cities, fortresses, and forts are at your fingertips. As soon as you reach Bayon, Saint-Jean-de-Luz⑦ and Fontarabia⑧, you will seize all the ships and sail along the coast to Galicia ① and Portugal. Go ahead and sack all the ports of the sea until Lisbon. Then my victorious army will be heavily reinforced by the navy. For God's sake, Spain is incompetent, and will not surrender! When the king passes the Siberian Strait, There are two special stone pillars, which are even more magnificent than the Hercules stone pillars, and the strait was renamed Piccolo Shouhai, so that the king's name will be immortal. After crossing the Piccolo Shouhai, 'Red Beard' ④ will come to ask for surrender, Paying tribute as a slave? .”

"I spare his death," said Piccolosso. They continued: "He must ask to be baptized and convert to our religion. Then take the opportunity to conquer Tunisia, Hippos⑤, Algiers, Baumina⑥, Corania⑦, and simply include all of Barbary .Looking back, don’t let go of Majorca, Minorca⑧, Sardinia, Corsica, and other islands in the Ligurian Sea⑨, as well as the Balearic Islands⑩. Then follow the coast to the left , captured Gao ① Onis: the ancient province of France, which was incorporated into France in 1371. ② St. Easten: the ancient province of France. ③ Angoumoya: The ancient province of France, which was taken from England by King Charles V in 1373.

④ Beligaud, that is, Beligauer, the ancient province of France, was incorporated into France in 1589 when Henry IV. ⑤ Madoc: a place name in southern France, rich in wine. ⑥ Elana, that is, the province of Lande. ⑦ St. John de Lus: a port near Bayon, rich in sardines. ⑧ __________Fontal Rabia: The height of the Spanish city. ① Galicia: Spanish province name. ② Lisbon: the capital of Portugal. ③ The Strait of Siberia, namely the Strait of Seville, also known as the Radha Strait. ④ "Red Beard" refers to Kayle Ed Diyin, the leader of Barbary in Algiers. ⑤ Hippos, that is, Bizerte.

⑥ Baomina, that is, Baona, the name of the Algerian city, along the Mediterranean Sea. ⑦ Kelania, that is, Cyrenaia, is west of Egypt. ⑧ Majorca and Minorca are the names of Mediterranean islands. ⑨ Ligurian Sea: North of Corsica. 10 Balearic Islands: Islands east of Spain. Loudina (11), Provins (12) and Arobloge①, followed by Genoa, Florence, Lucca②, and the Roman regime also ended!Poor Monsieur the Pope was frightened to death. " "Honestly, I'm not going to kiss his shoes," said Piccolosso. "Italy, then Naples, Calabria, Apulia, and Sicily and Maltai. I'd love to go with those funny knights in Rhodes ⑤ Fighting against each other, it's good to see them kill the shit."

"I'd like to see Loredo," said Piccolosso. "Don't worry, don't worry," they said together; "that's the return. From there first take Chandia⑦, Cyprus⑧, Rhodes and Cycrates⑨, and take Morea⑩ together. Morea It is already in our hands. Saint Theresan (11), God bless Jerusalem, how can the Sultan (12) compare with the power of the king!" "I'm going to build Solomon's Temple," Piccolosho said. "No, wait a little longer," they said, "don't be impatient. Do you remember what Octavian Augustus said? Festina lente(13). You must first take Asia Minor, Caria , Lycia, Bonphylia ①, Silesia ②, Lydia ③, Philikia ④, Mycia ⑤, Bithynia ⑥, Karachia ⑦, Sataria ⑧, Samaga Leah, Kastamena, Luca, Savasta, and as far as the Euphrates (11)."

"Will we see Babylon(12)(and Mount Sinai(13)?" Piccolo asked. "There's no need to look at it yet," they said. "Crossing the Sea of ​​Shirkan (14), riding through two Armenias (15) and three Arabs (16), isn't that busy enough?" "Oh," exclaimed Piccolo, "are we not mad? We poor people!" "What?" They were unconvinced. "What do we drink in those deserts? It is said that Julian Augustus and his army died of thirst there (17)." "We've arranged everything," they said. "Nine thousand and fourteen great ships have been brought to you from the Syrian sea to Jaffa with a load of unrivaled wine. There will be ready two hundred and twenty.

② Genoa, Florence, and Lucca are all in Italy. ③ Naples, Calabria, and Apulia (suspected to be Bayola), are all in southern Italy. ④ Sicily and Maltai are both in the Mediterranean Sea. ⑤ In 1530, Charles V placed the Knights of St. John of Jerusalem, who were expelled from Rhode Island in 1522, on the island of Maltai. ⑥ Visit the famous Church of Our Lady in Los Angeles. ⑦ Gandia: The name of an island in the Mediterranean Sea, located in the southeast of Greece. ⑧ Cyprus: The name of the Mediterranean island, south of Turkey. ⑨ Cycrates Islands: Islands in the eastern Mediterranean.

10 Morea: The southern region of Greece. ① Caria, Lycia, and Bonphylia are all in the south of Asia Minor. ② Silesia: The ancient place name of Asia Minor, with many mountains. ③ Lydia, between the Aegean Sea and Mycia. ④Philicia: that is, Philipia, in the middle of Asia Minor. ⑤ Mycia, in the northwest of Asia Minor. ⑥ Bithynia: An ancient place name in Asia Minor. ⑦ Karachia: the capital of Lydia. ⑧ Sataria: In Sataria Bay, Asia Minor. ⑨ Samagalia, Kastamina, and Luca are all names of ancient cities in Asia Minor. ⑩ Savasta: The name of the upper city on the border of Silesia.

(12) Babylon: The oldest city on the Euphrates River. ① Jaffa: The mouth of Syria, the most prosperous port in Asia Minor at that time. 10,000 camels and 1,600 elephants were hunted near Sikimasa during the occupation of Libya.What's more, we will intercept all the pilgrimage teams to Mecca, and the wine they bring is not enough for you to drink? " "Enough is enough," said Piccolosso, "but the wine is stale." "Now, don't be a little fish," they said, "a hero, a conqueror, an ambitious man who wants to conquer the world, and you can't be too comfortable! You and your army will arrive in safety Tiger River ④, we already have to thank God!"

Bi Keluoshou said: "At this time, what are we doing to defeat that old drunkard Gao Langgujie?" "They are not idle," they said; "we will soon join them. They have taken Brittany, Normandy, Flanders, Heydt, Brabant, Altes Wa ⑥, Holland, Zeeland ⑦. They crossed the Rhine River on the belly of the Swiss and Langone soldiers ⑧, and divided part of the team to attack Luxembourg, Lorraine ⑨, Xiangbin, Savoy ⑩, until Lyon At Lyons, they joined forces with the king's army returning from the triumphant conquest of the Mediterranean, and together they overthrew Suabia (11), Württemberg, Pavel (12), Austria, Moravia, and Styria, and at Bosch Mya ② gather. Then join forces to attack Lubeck ③, Norway, the Kingdom of Sweden, Denmark, Gothic ④, Greenland ⑤, Esterland ⑥, and hit the Arctic Ocean. From there, turn around and occupy the Orkney Islands ⑦, attack Lower Scotland, England, Ireland. Then pass through the Sand Sea ⑧ by sea, cross Samat ⑨, defeat and conquer Prussia, Poland, Lithuania, Russia, Wallachia ⑩, Transylvania (11), and There's Hungary, Bulgaria, Turkey, heading straight for Constantinople." Piccolosho said: "Let's hurry up and join forces with them, because I want to be the emperor of Trebzon (12). Shouldn't we kill all those Turkish and returned dog heads?" "What's the use of not killing them all?" they said. "You give their property and land to those who have done great work for you." "As it should be," said Piccolosso; "that is what is right. I give you Carmania, Syria, and all Palestine." "Excellent! Your Majesty," they said together, "you are very generous. Thank you, thank you! May God bless you and prosper forever! " ② Sikimasa: a famous city in medieval Morocco. ③ Mecca: The Holy Land of Arabian Islam. At that time, there were as many as 100,000 pilgrims coming from Cairo every year, bringing 10,000 camels and 10,000 horses. ④ Tiger River, in present-day Turkey. ⑤ Normandy: Northwestern France. ⑥ Flanders, Highgate, Brabant, and Arteva are all low-lying areas along the North Sea. ⑦ Westland: Dutch province name. ⑧ Langene soldiers: originally referred to the German infantry, and later generally referred to all the rioting troops who robbed and committed murder. ⑨ Lorraine: An independent country in ancient times, now a province in northeastern France. ⑩ Xiangbin and Savoie are both the names of French provinces. ① Moravia and Stelia are all in Austria. ② Bohemia: Central Europe, between Austria and Hungary. ③ Rubeck: the name of a city in northwestern Germany. ④ Gothic: The southern region of Sweden, which was thought to be occupied by the Goths at the time. ⑤ Greenland: the largest island in North America. ⑥ Estelland: a business district in northwest Germany. ⑦ Orkney Islands, north of Scotland. ⑧ Sand Sea: the Baltic Sea. ⑨ Samat: Refers to eastern Europe. 10 Wallachia: In Romania. An old nobleman who was present at that time, named Esperan (14), a veteran of many experiences and battles, heard the conversation of these people and said: "I'm afraid these plans of yours will be like the joke about the milk jug, where the cobbler dreamed of making a fortune in a jug of milk, and the jug broke and he didn't even have food to eat. What on earth are you trying to do with all this begging? So busy running around, what is the end result?" Bi Ke Luoshou said: "The end is that after returning, I can rest peacefully." Love Furlong said: "In case you can't come back, don't forget that the journey is long and difficult. Wouldn't it be better not to take risks now and go home immediately?" "Oh my God," said Spartan three, "you are dreaming! Do you want us to hide by the fire, wear pearls with the ladies, and spin like Zeldabalus? Spend this life? Solomon said it well: 'Whoever does not take risks and dares will have no mule or horse in the end.'” Love Furlong went on to say: "Margus's answer is not bad: 'too risky and daring, and finally lost the mule and lost the horse.'②" Bi Keluoshou said: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this. I am only worried about the ghost army of Gaolanggujie. If we all go to Mesopotamia, they will take our back, what to do?" Merdai replied: "There is a way. You only need to send someone to send a small order to the Muscovites, and a good army of 450,000 soldiers will be mobilized in no time. If you send me as the commander of the army , I can kill a wooden comb① for a bunch of peddlers! I can bite, kick, hit, grab, kill, and I will even deny my account!" Piccolosho said: "Okay, okay, let's do it quickly! Those who support me come with me!" ① Saldabalus: A hero in a medieval story who later spins with women.One is said to be the fourth generation king of the ancient Asiria Kingdom in the 8th century BC, with a strong feminine atmosphere. ② In the 15th century, the book "Dialogues between Solomon and Margus" was very popular. These are the two sentences in it. ③ Mesopotamia: An ancient place name in Asia, east of the Euphrates River. ① He wanted to say: "Kill a peddler for a wooden comb." It means that you can kill someone for a trivial matter, and you will never spare your life.