Chapter 27 Chapter Twenty-Five

How did the biscuit seller in Lierne have a dispute with people from Gaokang Daguo, which led to a big war At this time, it was the season of harvesting grapes in early autumn, and the local shepherds guarded the grape groves to prevent starlings from eating their grapes. On this day, a sesame seed seller in Lierne drove more than a dozen animals loaded with sesame seed past the main road.They were going to the city. The shepherd politely asked them to sell some biscuits at the market price.Because, think about it, eating fresh biscuits with grapes for breakfast is really delicious in heaven, not to mention the varieties of grapes are "Xiaolizhong", "Tiger Skin Red", "Saimushuang", "Milk Green" , there is also "one pill", for people suffering from constipation, they pass stool like a stick of fire, often think it is fart, and they have already pulled a big puddle, so it is called laxative pill when harvesting grapes .

The sesame seed seller ignored their demands, and instead (increasedly) cursed them, saying that they were bastards, toothless, red-haired ghosts, mangy dogs, ugly monsters, bad things, black consciences, lazy people, gluttons, Drunk, braggart, worthless, bumpkin, beggar, parasite, bastard, stinky, imitating, fool, jerk, scumbag, pig, dumb, hippie, rascal, rascal, shit, eat human shit? .etc There was a lot of swearing, and they said how could they eat such good biscuits, and they should be content with steamed buns with bran and black bread. Affected by this insult, one of the shepherds, a young man named Forge, who was kind and upright, said calmly:

"When did you grow horns on your heads and become so arrogant? Didn't you often sell them to us in the past? Now you don't want to. This is not like a good neighbor. You use sesame seed cakes to buy our high-quality wheat We never treated you like this when we were in the United States. We wanted to give you grapes at the market price. Now rest assured, Holy Mother of God! You will regret it, and one day you will use us. We must always Pay it back, remember it!" At this moment Marl, the head of the bakery in Lierny, began to speak: "That's right, you're so proud today; you must have eaten too much rice last night. Come here, come here, and I'll make you some pancakes!"

Forge thought that Marquet was really going to give him pancakes, so he walked over obediently, and took out a small silver coin from his pocket.But Markai lashed his thigh viciously, and the black and blue marks were immediately revealed.After the beating, he wanted to run away, but Ferger called the murderer loudly, and at the same time took out a thick stick under his arm and threw it directly at him. It hit his right temple at the place where the cranial joints intersected. Malkai was beaten half to death and rolled off his horse. At this time, the farmers who were shelling walnuts nearby also rushed over with their long sticks, and beat the sesame seed cake seller as if they were threshing wheat.And the shepherds and shepherds, hearing Ferger's cry, also came with their stone-throwing slingshots, and pursued them with stone-balls like hailstorms.Finally, he finally caught up with them and took four or five dozen sesame seed cakes from them.However, he paid the market price, and also gave them a hundred walnuts and three baskets of white grapes.The sesame seed seller helped the badly wounded Marchai onto his horse, and yelled at the cattle herders, sheep herders, and farmers in Seyptian and Sinai, telling them to wait for revenge, and then went straight back to Lierne. I did not take the main road of Ba Lai ② again.

① It means growing from a calf to a bull. ② Ba Lai Yi is near Shi Nong. After the biscuit sellers left, the shepherds and shepherds ate the biscuits with the best grapes, and played the bagpipes for fun, laughing at the biscuit sellers, saying that they were unlucky because they used to sign the sign of the cross in the morning. Wrong hand.Then they carefully applied a kind of purple grape juice to Ferret's leg, and it didn't take long for it to heal.