Chapter 19 Chapter Seventeen

How Gao Kangda greeted the Parisians; how to remove the big bell of Notre Dame After the group of them rested for a few days, Gao Kangda took a tour of the city.The inhabitants were amazed to see him, for Parisians are ignorant, utterly ignorant, and stupid by nature.Even a juggler, a wandering priest, a mule with a bell, or a street player attracts more people than a good preacher. They chased Gao Kangda everywhere, forcing him to rest on the bell tower of Notre Dame.When he got there, he saw people all around him, and he said aloud: "I think these guys want me to greet them and leave a proficiat as a souvenir. Reasonable, reasonable. I'll serve them a jug of wine, just kidding."

So he smiled and unbuttoned his gorgeous crotch, took out his dick, and pissed hard, killing 260,418 people in one fell swoop, not counting women and children . Some of them escaped the urination by relying on the flexibility of their feet and legs, and ran to the highest place in the university area②, sweating profusely, coughing and vomiting, cursing out of breath, some However angry, some thought it was amused: "This?.This?.This?.This?. This is a big joke, it's 'Paris'③!" Yes, it used to be called Lucas, as Strabaus once said in the fourth volume of his complete works, and he said, "Lucas" means white in Greek, and white refers to the local ladies. white legs.Since the new name was given, there was no one present who did not point to the patron saint of his parish and curse. Parisians are always chaotic, swearing, quarrelsome, and conceited, Johannius? In his book "De copiositate reverentiarum", De Barranco once stated that to explain the term "Parisian" in Greek is to be boastful.

After Gao Kang had done this, he saw the big clock in the clock tower and started to shake it.It would be nice, he thought, to hang them around his horse's neck for bells, as he shook them, for he was going to buy some Bury cheese and fresh mudfish to take back to his father.So, he took down the big clock and took it back to his apartment. Coincidentally, the pig raising president of St. Anthony's Society came to collect pig donations. The priest felt that the big clock could make people hear him from a long distance, and even the oil in the meat tank would tremble, so he wanted to secretly take the clock with him. Let's go, but I don't have the nerve to do it. This is not because I am afraid that the clock will be hot, but because it is too heavy.Of course this priest is not the one from Bauer, who is a good friend of mine.

① The word Proficiat originally refers to the gift given by the disciples to the new bishop after he takes office, and here it only refers to the gift in general. ② That is, Mount Saint-Genevievo. ③ "Paris" (parrys) means "joke", which is the same as "Paris". ④ Strabo: Ancient Greek geographer, born about 60 BC.What the author says here is false. ⑤ The Roman Emperor Julian once called Paris "Laccia", which also came from the Greek word "Lacex" (white).The name Stellabag gave Paris was Loukotokia. ① Latin: "On Worship", the author and works are all fabricated by the author of this book.

② Buri: An ancient place name in the east of Paris. ③ St. Anthony's Society had the privilege of allowing pigs to run around in the streets to find food for themselves, but later gave up raising pigs, on the condition that their priests came to collect pig donations regularly, and residents had to donate lard and ham.The other said that the priests of the St. Anthony's Society would treat pig diseases, and the residents thanked them by giving them lard and ham, which turned into a disguised form of fundraising. ④ There are two big bells in Notre Dame de Paris, one is called Mary, which weighs 12,000 kilograms, and the other is called Jacqueline, which weighs 7,500 kilograms.

⑤ Bauer: A place name in the southeast of Paris. The president of St. Anthony's Society in Bauer is the poet Anthony Du Sacks, a friend of the author of this book. He once called himself a pig breeder in a poem. The whole city of Paris is in turmoil. You know that people here are the easiest to make a fuss. Even foreign countries are amazed at the patience of the King of France. Seeing that the unrest is getting worse every day, he refuses to use a proper law to restrain them. one time.May God let me know how these conspiracies and divisions are created so that they can be exposed at the diocesan council!

I tell you that the place where the panic-stricken and terrified common people gather is in the Nele Building, which was once the center of Lucas's rule, but of course it is no longer.There they raised the question and pointed out the inconvenience of having the bell removed.After repeated discussions and debates, it was finally decided by syllogism to assign the oldest and most prestigious scholar of the seminary to meet Gao Kangda and explain to him that the absence of a clock would cause great inconvenience.Although some people in the university said that it would be more appropriate to send an eloquent orator than a theologian for this errand.But in the end, the theological master Jonotus de Braquemado was chosen.

① Building Naile: On the left bank of the Seine, the location is now the French Academy. The first edition in 1534 was Solpont, and in 1542 the author changed it to Building Neile. ② The original text of "Braqmado" means "short sword".It is said that the poet Wei Lun once bequeathed his "pure steel sword" (the poet Marlowe called it Brakmador) to a man named John Le Goni, and the name Jonotus may have degenerated from here.