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How Gao Kangda stayed in his mother's womb for eleven months Gao Langgujie was an optimist at the time, he loved drinking, he was invincible in the world, and he also loved bacon.For this reason, he often prepares a large amount of ham and smoked ox tongue from Mayens and Bayon. When the cured meat is in season, he buys a large amount of sausages and beef with mustard, as well as dried fish roe and sausages. The sausages do not need cloth. Lenny's (because he is afraid that Italian sausages are poisonous), and Bigol's, Longone's, La Brenner's and Loueg's. After Gaolang Gujie became an adult, he married Jiajiameili, the princess of the Butterfly Kingdom. Jiajiameili was born beautiful and strong, and the married life was sweet and happy. Son, the gestation period is as long as eleven months.

Because, if the child in the womb is indeed a masterpiece, a person who will be famous for his great achievements, then the pregnancy period must be so long, and it may even be longer.Didn't Homer say that the child of Neptune and Narcissus was conceived at the end of the first year: twelve full months.Galius(11) said(13) in the third volume of his work(12) that such a long time is suitable for Neptune's divine power, and Neptune's son must be perfect.For the same reason Jupiter, on the night of his illicit affair with Alcmene, had extended the night to forty-eight hours; otherwise he could not have made a world cleansed of demons and tyrants in a shorter time. Here comes Hercules.

All the optimist scholars of the past have confirmed my statement and declared that it is not only possible but also legal for a woman to bear children in the eleventh month of her husband's death, as in: Diet and Diet by Hippocrates, Chapter Five of Book VII of the Complete Works of Plinius, The Tale of the Legacy Box by Protus, and the satirical play by Marcus Vallo Authoritative quotes from Aristotleus, Sun Solinus ⑤ "On the Birthday", Aristotle's "Zoology" VII chapters 3 and 4, Gelias In the sixteenth chapter of the third volume of the work, the famous line of Virgil ③ quoted by Servius ② in the "Pastoral Commentary":

① Mayens: The name of the city on the left bank of the Rhine, most famous for its cured ham in Westphalia. ② Bayun: the name of the capital of the Lower Pyrenees province in France, famous for its ham production. ③ Bruni: Italian city name. ④ Louis XII once invaded Italy for Milan (formerly part of the Lombard Empire), and the Italians hated it. Legend has it that they put poison in food to poison the enemy. ⑤ Bigol: The ancient place name of the Pyrenees province in France. ⑥ Long Gaonai: the ancient place name of St. Malo in France. ⑦ La Brenner: The area between the Ember River and the Cruz River in France is famous for its bacon.

⑧ Loueg: place name in southern France. ⑨ Neptune: Poseidon in Roman mythology, that is, Poseidon in Greek mythology. ⑩ Refers to Narcissus green. ① Hippocrates (born about 460-380 BC): a famous ancient Greek medical scientist and the founder of Western medicine. ② Plinius: Roman natural scientist, author of "Compendium of Natural History" in thirty-seven volumes, died in Mount Vesuvius in AD 79. ③ Protus (250-184 BC): Ancient Roman playwright. ④ Margus Verlo (116-27 BC): Ancient Roman writer. ⑤ Sun Solinus: Roman philologist and historian in the third century. ① It is the sixteenth line of the third chapter of "Attica Night".

② Servius: Roman philologist in the fourth century, author of "Commentary on Virgil's Poems". Matri longa decem, etc. There are thousands of other lunatics. This number, plus the arguments of jurists, is even more, such as ff. De suis et legit., l. Intestato, §fi., ⑤ Also in Autent., De restitut.et ea que parit in xj mense⑥.There are also "Code of Gallus" fabricated by many people, see ff.De lib.et posthu., etl.septimo ff.De stat.homi⑧, and others, but I dare not say it for the time being.In short, with the above-mentioned laws, widows can do whatever they want without any scruples within two months after the death of their husbands.

My good friends, please pay attention, if you meet one among such women who is worth taking off your pants, don't let it go, just bring it to me.Because if the stomach grows in the third month, the child will still belong to the deceased, not to mention that once the conception is known, then one can be bolder. Anyway, the stomach is already full, so just ride the wind and waves with confidence! ——Take Julia, the daughter of Emperor Octavian, as an example. She made friends with her lover only after she found out that she was pregnant, just like a ship. Only then did the pilots board the ship.If anyone blames them for being so presumptuous during pregnancy (even cattle can't stand a male mating after conception), they can answer that it is precisely because they are cattle and they are women that they should enjoy what they think It's a nice, jolly little entitlement.This is how Populia, recorded by Macrobius in Book II of On Saturn, answered others in this way.

If the devil does not want them to conceive, he should put a plug in and seal their openings. ③ Virgil (71 BC-19 BC): Ancient Roman poet, author of "Pastoral", "Pastoral Poetry" and epic poem "Init". ④ Latin, the full sentence is: "Ten months of long time have made mother tired and suffering." . ⑤ The author used the notation that jurists quoted Roman regulations at that time. For the "Law of Intestate Legal Heirs", see Section 13, Section 13, Chapter 8, Volume 30 of "Compilation of Doctrines". ⑥ For "Women Birth and Raise Children Eleven Months After the Death of Their Husbands and the Subordination Law of Children", see Volume 39 of "Xue Xue Zhuan".

⑦ Gallus: Roman Emperor (251-53). ⑧ "School Collection": "Law of Inheritance of Property Rights of Intestate Children" and "Article 7 of Personal Regulations".In addition, Article 12 of Chapter Fifty-seventh of the first volume of "Compilation of Doctrines" also reads: According to Hippocrates' judgment, childbirth in the seventh month after conception is legal. ⑨ Octavian (before 63-after 14): Roman emperor. ① Macrobius: Roman philosopher, linguist and politician in the fifth century, who was a Roman consul. ② "On Saturn": The main work of Max Robius, divided into seven chapters according to the seven-day movement of Saturn, discusses the author's philosophical views in a dialogue.