Chapter 3 Chapter One

Gao Kangda's Pedigree and Ancient Family Lineage To know the genealogy and ancient lineage of Coconut's origin, I refer you to the great biography of Paiguguay, from which you can see in detail how the giant was born into this world. How to be their direct descendants.I beg you not to blame me for leaving this aside for the time being, although the narrative of the story, the more it is repeated, the more interesting it is for you. There are strong illustrations to be found in the works of , and in the works of Fragus, that there are stories, no doubt like mine, which become more fascinating the more they are repeated.

Since Noah built the ark④ to today, I wish everyone could clearly know their family background!I think that many emperors, kings, dukes, princes and popes in the world today came from ancestors who carried burdens and sold firewood. It is likely to be the direct descendants of the past monarchs and emperors. This is because the dynasties and countries have changed too much. You see: From the Assyrians to the Methians, from the Methians to the Persians, from the Persians to the Macedonians, from the Macedonians to the Romans, from the Romans to the Greeks, from the Greeks to the French. Let you understand me who is speaking now, I think I am a descendant of some rich king or nobleman in the past, because you have never seen anyone who likes to be an emperor or a rich man more than me, so that I can Eat and drink, do nothing, be free, and make my friends and all virtuous and learned people rich.For this, I am very calm, because in another world in the future, it will definitely be possible, and it will far exceed what can be imagined at present.So you also overcome hardships with the same or more optimistic thoughts, and if you can, drink two more drinks freely.

Now let's get down to business, and I tell you that by the blessing of heaven, the ancient genealogy of Gao Kangda is more complete than any other genealogy, except of course that of the Messiah, but I don't want to talk about him, and I can't talk about it, because the devil They (slanderers and hypocrites) will object.This genealogy was discovered by John Odo ③ in one of his meadows, not far past Oliva, Gua. ), the first chapter of the preface traces the family tree of the protagonist of this book in detail. ② The second and third volumes of Plato's Dialogues. ③ Fragus is the ancient Roman poet Horace. See the 36th and 5th lines of "The Art of Poetry": "Some never get tired of reading."

④ For the story, see Chapter Six of the Old Testament Genesis. ⑤ Assyria: An early slavery state in Mesopotamia in the third millennium BC. The capital was Assyria. It was a powerful country in the second half of the eighth century and the first half of the seventh century BC. ⑥ Mitai: An early slavery country from the seventh to sixth centuries BC, in the northwest of the Iranian plateau, it was under the jurisdiction of the Persian kingship in about 556 BC. ⑦ Persia and other tribes defeated Mettai in 559 BC. ⑧ Macedonia: An ancient country on the Balkan Peninsula. In the fourth century BC, the Persian Kingdom was destroyed and the Alexander Empire was established, which was later conquered by the Romans.

① French jurists in the 15th century believed that world domination was passed from the Greeks, that is, Byzantium, to the French, and this was where King François I's ambition to dominate came from. ② Messiah is the so-called Savior Jesus in the Bible. ③ John Odu may indeed be a real person. The melon arch is located on the grassland of San Mimo near the author's hometown, Shi Nong. Near the Arch of the Tower, on the road to Narsey.At that time Johann Odo was having a ditch dug, when suddenly the shovel of the digging came across a large bronze tomb, so huge that no one could reach the end, because the tomb stretched as far as the Viennese sluice. The place.They opened the tomb at a place marked by a goblet, around which was inscribed in Aetolian script: "Hic Bibitur." There they saw nine wine bottles lined up like the one in Gascony. The arrangement of baseballs is the same, and the wine bottle in the middle holds a gray book. It is thick and large, exquisite and beautiful, but it is already moldy, and the smell is stronger than roses, but it is not so good.

The family tree mentioned above is recorded in this book, all in cursive script of ancient Roman manuscripts, and it is not written on paper, nor on parchment or wax blocks, but on elm bark.It's just that the age is too long, and it's almost impossible to read three characters in succession. As for me (although I did not have the qualifications), I was still called.With the great help of spectacles, the method of reading dark texts taught by Aristotle was employed, as you can imagine, in the manner of the Pagnolia, that is to say, while drinking and reading Guye's amazing feat, he translated it.

At the end of the book there is a short essay titled "Poison-proof Song", the beginning of which has been gnawed away by rats, silverfish, or (don't let me lie) other vermin, and the rest I, out of respect for antiquity, Copy it all here. ① This river still needs to use the sluice to sail in the eighteenth century. ② Aetolia: An ancient federal state in southern Italy in the 15th century BC, which was later destroyed in Rome. ③ means: "Drink here." ④ Gascogne: the name of an ancient province in southern France. ⑤ Use nine wooden sticks that are thinner at the top and thicker at the bottom, with three in a row, a total of three rows, forming a square, and throwing the ball to knock them down.

⑥ Aristotle: French scholars called Aristotle at that time. Aristotle (384-322 BC) was a great philosopher of ancient Greece and a student of Plato.Aristotle talked about eye diseases in "Questions", but he didn't talk about how to observe dark words.