Chapter 24 Section 9

"It turned out that I went to the Yarlung Zangbo Grand Canyon, and it took a lot of effort to sneak back." Lu Xu laughed and looked at Lao Deng. After returning to Taiwan, Lu Xuda couldn't find Lao Deng, and it took another two weeks for Lao Deng to call him and ask him if he had just returned to Taiwan and wanted to come out for a gathering.So I made an appointment at this chain steakhouse. Old Deng is lame.He'd just spent forty minutes telling a story about a poisonous scorpion in the Jordanian desert. Since both of them have set off, there is no need to hide it.Lu Xuda asked a lot of things that he had guessed the answer to, and Lao Deng also shared his experience incessantly.And, many "teammates share" that I met in the top floor of the small apartment before departure.

The woman known as the "Saint" is not so much a high-priced prostitute as she is a top-notch navigator who can take you to any corner of the world with only NT$100,000. As for where that corner is, the saint doesn't know, let alone you, everything depends on luck. Perhaps blood is also one of the conditions for transmission, and the saint only has the ability to navigate when she is menstruating.Every time the menstrual event comes, the saint will send a text message to the mobile phone number written on the calendar by the traveler. The traveler can decide whether to go again, but it is best for the traveler to receive the text message on the first or second day Start now, or you may miss the chance to start because the saint's menstruation is over.So usually pack it in advance.

Indeed, as Lu Xuda conjectured, the more menstrual blood volume, the stronger the teleportation ability. It is most absurd to hear of being teleported to the foot of the Himalayas, but there are also examples of being teleported to Qimei Island in Penghu. Needless to say, the danger of setting off, Lu Xuda has personally experienced it - if he hadn't quickly grabbed the vines on the tree, he would never have had the chance to experience hypothermia, hunger, hallucinations, and despair.So, there must have been many travelers who were transported to some super-dangerous zone, and they must have fully experienced the incredible pain and desperation, but they may not be able to come back alive to show off.

"Show off what?" "Show off how close we are to death." Lao Deng ate the bone-in steak with great relish. Haha, Lu Xuda smiled sincerely. Old Deng said that among the few people he met in the Saintess' living room last time, there was a man with dark skin that was about to smoke. His black body was roasted in Death Valley, Nevada, USA. As for the old man whose left eye was covered with a black eyepatch, his eye was caught by wild monkeys on the banks of the Congo River.Why did the monkey take his eyes away? There is a twists and turns and bizarre survival story in the middle.

A young man who lost two fingers nearly chopped off his own foot and ate it on the great tundra of Siberia.He claimed to have seen the legendary snowman in the snowstorm, but he did not rule out the hallucination caused by excessive hunger. The experience of a middle-aged man with a beard is particularly interesting. He once fell from mid-air into the Pacific Ocean on the third day of departure. Fortunately, he kept calm and took off all his equipment in the sea, and then spent two days carrying Shen Zai floated to a nearby small island, and it took seven weeks for the ship to pass by. The old man with Ray-Ban glasses on his chest has set off eleven times, and has been to strange places such as the Gobi Desert, K2, and Easter Island, but he was also teleported to a ladyboy bar in Queens, New York, and a carnival at the Oktoberfest live.

The Saintess uses the magical contraction force of the vagina to transmit the landing points of the travelers, which are randomly distributed on the surface of the earth. Human beings have a very wide footprint, but judging from the actual surface area, the penetration of civilization is still insufficient, and almost all of them can travel smoothly. to a no-man's land filled with despair. "Who is the saint? How can she have such superpowers?" Lu Xuda asked a question that everyone has asked. "No one knows." Lao Deng also answered the answer given by the senior who brought him "into the club".

"Doesn't the government know about it? Shouldn't they take care of people with superpowers like this? The government should send someone to arrest the saint..." General Lu Xu swallowed the words "arrested and studied". "This is a secret among many travelers, and self-restraint." Old Deng said nonchalantly: "Who is the saint or why she has this power is not the point, the point is: we need the saint." "I need her vagina." Lu Xu frowned. "It's okay to say that." Old Deng was noncommittal. The two savored the feast without life-threatening.

Don't talk much, eat a lot. "When will we set off next time?" Lao Deng slowly gnawed at the tough flesh sticking to his bones. "Let's go? How is that possible?" Lu Xuda slowly rolled up the noodles covered in tomato sauce with a fork. Please, come back to real life with difficulty, understand everything that needs to be appreciated, and reflect on what needs to be reflected on. Taipei is full of fish and meat, so why make fun of your own life again! Lu Xu swallowed the chewy noodles with disapproval. Old Deng showed a mysterious smile again.