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Chapter 36 Chapter Thirty-Six

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Aristotle glared at me, the dazzling phosphor discs were on every scar he had suffered from painful treatment, his muscles were bulging, and his limbs were erect. "Come on!" I jokingly put on a boxer's pose and said, "I'm a professional boxer now! Don't look down on me from now on." Aristotle slowly approached me, slowly opened his big mouth, and the sharp dinosaur-like teeth were shining brightly. "?" I didn't understand, but I was fully on guard against Aristotle's assault, but he just slowly opened his mouth, and then slowly took my jeans.

When I was about to ask the Lightning Stranger, my calf, which was slowly held by Aristotle, seemed to be about to explode. I screamed and jumped up! I kept yelling, rolled crazily on the ground with my calves writhing in my arms, and even burst into tears. "It hurts, right?" The Lightning Stranger covered his mouth and smiled, looking like I deserved to be bitten. "Woo..." I cried, I haven't cried like this for a long time, my calf meat seemed to be falling off the bone. Aristotle looked at me contemptuously, his phosphorescence slowly fading, and sat admiring my crying.

"Aristotle's bite is super painful, this is his superpower." The lightning geek gave a thumbs up and praised: "The harder you bite, the more painful it is! It's really not covered!" "What a terrible super power!" I cried, "It hurts, woo..." Flash Crouched in front of me, patting my calf, and I screamed, kicking his hand away. "Your calf will be fine, because Aristotle just sucked it lightly. You see, the jeans are not torn!" The Lightning Stranger chuckled, reached out and touched my calf again. smelly old man. "Go away!" I kicked and screamed, my calf was still on fire.

"Ha, Aristotle's bite force is divided into physical damage and chemical damage. Physical damage is nothing special, at most like a lion or a tiger, but chemical damage is terrible. , as long as his teeth lightly touch something alive, unless it is separated by metal, ordinary fabrics will not be able to block the phosphorescent chemical attack on the teeth!" The lightning geek happily explained: "If the teeth bite into the flesh , Phosphorescence even stuns you on the spot! The feces and urine are pouring out!" I barely calmed down, and the strange pain in my calf has gradually disappeared. I wiped away my tears and watched Aristotle's mocking eyes tremble.

"When I met Aristotle for the first time, a man and a dog fought over a delicious rabbit. Although I could tell at a glance that he was not an ordinary stupid dog, I still underestimated him too much. I only used a 10,000-volt electric fist to lightly tap on his head." The lightning geek laughed as he said, "In the end, he bit me back, and I passed out from the pain on the spot, but he was only affected by it." slightly injured and ate the rabbit." Oh my God, Stranger Lightning loses out to a dog with nothing special about his superpowers! "The phosphorescence on Aristotle's body can also reduce any external attacks. Although it is only weakened, it is very useful. It was not until the second duel that I discovered that I had to use a super current of 500,000 volts to do it." Knock him down!" Lightning Stranger patted me on the shoulder: "The electric current of half a million volts is no less than any of Sonic Man's big moves! And I bet that if Sonic Man didn't hurt the killer at the beginning, he would fall in The one on the ground will definitely not be this dog!"

My eyes widen. Even a dog is stronger than me? Aristotle snorted again, and looked at me arrogantly. He did have the qualifications. "Yes!" I turned over and yelled. "Huh?" The Lightning Stranger was puzzled. "I went to the cosmetics company to volunteer for those messy chemical experiments, and then I went to the radiation lesion center to take a picture, and I have been invincible since then!" I literally burst into tears. Lightning Stranger and Aristotle shook their heads in unison, then sighed together. "Old man, I have said so much, you still don't understand? Super power is not something that can be obtained through planning, because super power is not a thing, but a kind of destiny! Even Aristotle couldn't remember that he Which chemical agents were included in the experiment, even if the chemical agents are memorized, the sequence of being abused by different agents may also be the cause of cell disease. Even if the sequence, dosage, and length of abuse are memorized, after radiation exposure, You're still not going to be, because you're a man and Aristotle is a dog!" The Lightning Stranger said louder and louder, as if I were a fool who could never be taught.

I slumped and fell to the ground. After a long time, the ingredients to become a superman are not a secret at all, because there are no ingredients at all. God wants you to be Sonic Man, so you have to be. God wants a dog to step on my head, and I have no chance to resist. After working on it for a long time, everything is predestined according to the legend, the donor cannot be forced, a sum of money comes from outside the sky, and he is forced to win the lottery. These, I can accept. Only, God announced that I am not qualified to talk about this relationship, I do not accept it. "help me."

I sat up and stared at Aristotle. "Smelly dog, don't think I'm afraid of you." I stood up and assumed a fierce fighting posture. The Lightning Stranger scratched his head, and said with an expression of seeing a dead body, "I know what you're thinking, but you'll regret it." "Let's see who falls first." I deliberately threatened, and punched the air in front of Aristotle provocatively. Aristotle stood up, turned and walked outside the abandoned factory, and glanced at me to follow. "I don't care. It's the best weather to take a nap." The Lightning Stranger took out his sleeping bag and spread it on the ground.

I clenched my fist and walked out.
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