Chapter 36 Seven Dolomites' High Thoughts

At this time, a few people were singing, and the rest were talking, in no particular order, and there was only a mess of voices everywhere.Tholomyès spoke: "We shouldn't talk nonsense, and we shouldn't talk too fast," he cried. "Let's see if we're trying to show off our eloquence. Excessive chatter is a waste of energy, and there's nothing stupid about it. Flowing beer does not pile up foam. Gentlemen, don't be hasty. We eat and drink with style. Let us eat carefully and drink slowly. We don't have to hurry. Watch spring if it comes too soon and it burns, that is to say, nothing can germinate. Excessive heat can damage the blossoms of peaches and almonds. Excessive heat can kill the elegance and joy of feasting. Gentlemen, heart is not hot! La Rainier This is the opinion of both Halle and Talleyrand."

There was a deafening murmur of defiance from the crowd. "Daulomyers, be quiet!" said Blacheville. "Down with the autocratic devil!" Fameyi said. "Pombarda! Pompoms! Pumbosh!" "Sunday isn't over yet," Famey continued. "We didn't mess around." Li Shidori said. "Daulomyers," said Blacheville, "note my quiet demeanor." "In this respect, you can be regarded as Lord Marquis." This little catchphrase is like a stone thrown in a pond.The Marquis of Tranquil Hill was a well-known royalist at that time.The frogs were all silent.

"Friends," cried Tholomyères, in the voice of one who has regained his leadership, "be quiet. Don't be too alarmed by such a joke that falls from the sky. Anything that falls like this is not necessarily Exciting and admirable. Arguments are the dung left by the flying elves. Jokes are everywhere, and the elves fly to the sky after telling a joke. The condor leaves a pile of white filth on the rocks and still flies Freedom. I do not desecrate the lingo. I only pay considerable respect for its value. The most dignified, the most outstanding and the most lovable human beings, and perhaps non-humans, have spoken the lingo. Jesus Christ There is an argot about St. Peter. When Moses talked about Isaac, Aeschylus, and Polynices, Cleopatra also used argots when he talked about Octavian. Please also pay attention Well, Cleopatra's argot was spoken before the Actium War. Without it, no one would remember the city of Dorin, which is just a spoon in Greek. After I explain this, I will Come back to my words of advice. I repeat, my brethren, that even in witty remarks, wits, jests, and innuendos, do not be too zealous, do not be arrogant, and do not go too far. Hear me, gentlemen, and I am safe. Phiaraus' prudence and Caesar's baldness. Even in riddles, there should be limits. This is what is called in Latin 'Est modus in rebus.' Even in food, there should be moderation. Ladies, you like apples Don’t overeat dumplings. Even eating dumplings should be limited and artistic. Being greedy and chewing too much is like a snake swallowing an elephant. Stomach problems are always caused by gluttony. Malnutrition is God’s gift to educate the stomach. And you should remember this: every one of our desires, even love, has an appetite, not too full. In everything, the word 'final' should be written at the right time; In times of emergency, we should restrain ourselves, push the latch of food intake, imprison our delusions, and ask for punishment. He who knows how to control himself at the right time is a wise man. You may have some confidence in me, because I have studied a little law, as my examination results can attest, for I know the difference between a case and a case, and for I have done a treatise in Latin on "The Propriety of Munasius Demens regicide." Roman Criminal Law in the Period of Officials, because I am about to become a doctor, and it is said that I will never be a fool from then on. I advise you to abstain from sexual desire. Like Lix Dalommiers. When the time comes, make up your mind to retire, like Syrah or Origen, and then you are a happy man."

Beloved listened intently. "Felix!" she said, "what a beautiful name! I love it. It's Latin for 'prosperity.'" Tholomyère went on to say: "Citizens, gentlemen, gentlemen, friends! Do you want to abstain from bedtime, from childlike affections, without impulse? Nothing could be easier. Here's the cure: lemonade, excessive gymnastics, forced labour. , fatigue, dragging heavy things, not sleeping, keeping watch at night, drinking more nitrous beverages and white lotus soup, tasting warbler oil and verbena oil, strict diet, starving, followed by cold baths, using straw ropes to bind the body, Wear lead weights, rub your body with lead acetate, and use vinegar soup as a hot compress."

"I'd rather ask a woman for advice." Li Shidori said. "Women!" said Tholomyère, "be careful. Women are free-spirited, and trusting them is asking for trouble. Women are licentious. They hate snakes out of jealousy. Snakes and women live opposite each other." "Tholomyers!" cried Blacheville, "you are drunk!" "No!" said Tholomyer. "Well, have a good time," said Blashwell again. "I agree," replied Tholomyer. So, while filling the wine, he stood up: "Glory to the wine! Now, Dionysus, drink! Excuse me, ladies, it's in Spanish. And the evidence, ladies, is it. Every nation has such a cask. Allo of Castile Bo, 16 liters, Condaro 12 liters of Alicante, Almeud 25 liters of the Canary Islands, Kuadin 26 liters of the Balearic Islands, Puter of Tsar Peter Thirty liters. Long live the great Peter, and long live his greater Put. Ladies and gentlemen, let me offer a word of advice as a friend: You should do as you please, and make as many as you like. The nature of love is bumping. Love God doesn't need to squat in one place like an English maid with pimples on her knees. The gentle God of love is not born like this. I say it's still love when it's wrong. Ladies, I adore every one of you. Josephine, oh, Josephine, naughty girl, you'd be more charming if you didn't pout like that. You look as if someone sat on your face accidentally. As for Beloved, O nymph and muse of the woods! Blasheville walked by the creek in Gray-Bassow Street one day, Seeing a pretty girl with bare legs and tight white socks. The look suited him, and Blasheville was fascinated. The one he loved was Beloved. Oh, Beloved! You have Ionian lips. There used to be a Greek painter named Euphonion, who was nicknamed the Lip Painter. Only a Greek is worthy to paint your lips. Listen to me! Before you, No one is worthy of him. You, like Beauty, were born for apples, or, like Eve, for apples. Beauty begins with you. I just mentioned Eve, Eve was created by you. You are entitled to the certificate of 'inventing beauty'. Oh, darling, I don't call you you anymore. Because I am going from poetry to prose. You mentioned my name just now , you strike a chord with me, but no matter who we are, names should never be trusted. Names may not be true. My name is Felix, but I am not happy. Words are deceiving. Let us not accept them blindly Its meaning. It would be absurd to write to Liege to buy corks and Pau to buy leather gloves. Miss Dali, if I were you, I would be called a rose, a flower should have a fragrance, a woman should Wisdom. As for Fantine, I will not say anything, she is a creature of visions, dreams, thoughts, feelings, an elf with the figure of a fairy and the chasteness of a faithful woman; and to hide in fantasy, she sings, and prays, and looks at the sky, but not quite knowing what she is looking at, and not quite knowing what she is doing, she looks at the sky, and thinks she lives In a great garden, there are not so many flowers and birds in what you think are everywhere. O Fantine, you should know this: I, Tholomyère, am but an illusion, but this mind Ethereal yellow-haired girl, she didn't hear me! But she's full of brilliance, fun, youth,The soft morning light.Oh, Fantine, you are a girl worthy of the name of white chrysanthemum or pearl, you are a woman covered with jewels.Ladies, there is a second piece of advice: never marry. Marriage is like grafting wood. The effect may be good or bad. You don't have to ask for trouble.But oops!What am I talking about here?I lost my word.Girls are hopeless when it comes to spouses.Nothing we discerning ones can say is enough to prevent waistcoat-maker and shoe-maker girls from dreaming of beauties of wealth.Let it be, be it, but remember this, beauties: you have too much sugar.Oh, women, you have only one mistake: chewing candy.Oh, rodent female, your white teeth love sugar so much.Well, listen carefully to me, sugar is a kind of salt.All salt absorbs water.Sugar has the richest ability to absorb water among all kinds of salt.It passes through the blood vessels to extract the water in the blood, so the blood coagulates, and from coagulation to coagulation, it leads to tuberculosis and death.Therefore, diabetes often coexists with tuberculosis.Therefore, you can live longer without chewing sugar!Now I turn to the men.Gentlemen, occupy the women.You may as well occupy each other's lover without any scruples.Sex hunting, promiscuity, no friends in love.Wherever there is a beautiful woman, the competition is always open; there is no division of regions, everyone will fight to the death!A beautiful woman is the cause of a war, a beautiful woman is a blatant theft.All looting in history has been carried out on obscene clothing.Romulus captured the Sabine woman, William captured the Saxon woman, and Caesar captured the Roman woman.A man without a woman's love is always like a hungry eagle, soaring over the heads of other people's mistresses.As for me, I refer to all homeless wretches Bonaparte's Letter to the Italian Army: 'Soldiers, you have nothing.The enemy does. 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Tholomyer broke off. "Catch your breath, Tholomyers," said Blacheville. At the same time, Blasheville began to sing a sad song, and Li Shidoli and Famiyi chorused along with it. The kind of song was made up of lyrics from the workshop, and the rhyme seemed to be rich, but in fact there was no rhyme at all. ; meaning emptiness, like the sound of the wind and the shadow of a tree, is produced from the mist of the pipe, so it drifts away with the mist and disappears.Here is the stanza of the group's reply to Tholomyer's speech: gentlemen, That song did not appease Tholomyère's eloquence.He drank his glass, poured another, and began talking again.

"Down with the saints! Don't take anything I say to heart. Let's not be disciplined, let's not be restrained, and be cautious. I'm going to make a point for fun, let's revel! Let's make up our law lessons with debauchery and booze. .Eat, drink, digest. Let Justinian be the male, and let the wine bag and rice bag be the female. Joy fills the sky! Creator! May you live forever! The earth is a big diamond! I am happy. The birds are so strong, and there are grand events everywhere. Huang Yinger is an Eluvio that everyone can appreciate. Summer, I salute you. Oh, Luxembourg, Oh, the bamboo branch words of Madame Street and Observatory Road! Oh, the fascinated Qiuba! Oh, those guard children take Pretty servants for children's pleasure. If I had no Odeon's porch, I might like the prairies of America. My soul flies to the virgin lands of the forests and the vast plains. All is beautiful. The bluebottle flies in the daylight Flying and flying. The sun sneezes the hummingbird. Kiss me, Fantine."

He made a mistake and kissed Beloved.