Chapter 47 3. Ministers stand aside and eunuchs have the final say

In addition, the Jinyiwei was set up, which was directly commanded by the emperor and was not under the jurisdiction of the government's judicial department.There is an official named Qian Zai.This buddy went to court, Zhu Yuanzhang asked, old money, why did you come last night?Qian Zai said to play cards, cards, and tractors.Who did you play with?Lao Zhao, Lao Sun, and Lao Li in our ministry played together, so what happened?While playing, I found that one card was missing, and I couldn't continue playing.Zhu Yuanzhang smiled slightly, and took out a card from his sleeve. Is this the card you threw yesterday?Qian Zai was startled when he saw it, his underwear was soaked through in mid-winter.That means who is one of the people who played cards with him?Jin Yiwei, special agent.You have to scold the emperor in the back, you bastard, well, let your blood splatter on the spot today.Song Lian, who wrote "Send Dongyang Horse to Shengsheng", is the Minister of the Ministry of Officials and the teacher of the prince.During the court, Zhu Yuanzhang asked him what were you doing last night?Drinking, family dinner, drinking.Who do you drink with?Who is sitting on your left and who is sitting on your right, Song Lian answered one by one, Zhu Yuanzhang is very happy, you didn't lie to me.He smiled and took out a picture. You see, this is your seating chart from yesterday.Right, look at this thing, this spy is so pervasive.Therefore, Jinyiwei is still a state institution after all, and Jinyiwei's commander is Zheng Sanpin, which is still a state institution, but it is not under the jurisdiction of the court, and the emperor directly commands it.

During Ming Chengzu's time, the East Factory was set up, Xianzong established the West Factory, Wuzong established the Expert Factory, and the East Factory and the West Factory were the Expert Factory, which were led by eunuchs.This is even more troublesome. Once the minister has something to do in the hands of the eunuch, it will be miserable.The Ming Dynasty was established by the Thief King Eight.Like Tang Taizong, Wei Zheng grabbed his clothes, grabbed his clothes, Tang Taizong said what are you doing?You wait, I'm going to kill you bumpkin.What did Tang Taizong do to him?threaten.Tang Taizong was already so angry with himself.But can he kill Wei Zheng?Of course not, the court law is in place, why do you kill the minister casually, what crime did he commit?He grabbed your clothes, which crime did he commit?There are laws in the imperial court, and you can't kill people casually, even if you scold ministers casually.If you scold the minister, the minister can argue.Why do you scold me?Where did you graduate from?Did you go to school?You said that to Zhu Yuanzhang, ouch, I never read it, I am a hooligan, who am I afraid of?Don't come here.Zhu Yuanzhang set up a court staff in the court, you talk back to the emperor, what if you don't agree with each other?Just pull and hit.There is a minister who also hates it, and wrote a book for the emperor, 17,000 characters. Don't you know that the emperor can't recognize so many characters?It's so thick, you can pull down a hundred boards!Just as he was typing, the emperor looked at the booklet, oh, what this kid said made some sense, he was called back, and he was smashed.You think that the eunuch beat you, but there is a chance to retaliate against you, so beat you hard.Of course, if you want money, it’s a different matter, so at that time, the ministers carried banknotes with them when they went to court, and when they saw that they were going to be punished, they hurriedly gave the money.If you want to give money, hit you with that empty board. The board is empty, and it sounds beeping. It’s okay. It will make your butt bruise a little, and then you will be fine when you go home.The most important thing is to hit the solid board, and the most ruthless is the board with a can of lead. Once the board is hit, the person will be finished.When receiving the rod, look at the prisoner's feet. If the prisoner's feet are separated, you will not die.Close your feet and stand down with the stick.And the emperor is also very particular when he sends orders. If the emperor wants to hate this minister, if he really beats him, he will be killed. Generally speaking, if he really beats him, he will be fine.When every emperor was in power, ministers were beaten to death, and they were rode outside the Meridian Gate.Zhu Yuanzhang, an old man, became more and more powerful in his later years. This guy may have menopause and has a dark mind.So before the minister went to court, the whole family cried with their heads in their arms. It was quite tragic that the strong man would never return.Then resign, do you dare?What do you mean?The Holy Son of Heaven is in court, you say quit, what do you mean, put down the stick.There is no other way but to cry. After crying, I have to go to court.Today I am not dead, I am back, this is the great luck and great fortune.Tomorrow is dark, very dark.

The Qing Dynasty was not so dark.What is so interesting about the emperor of the Qing Dynasty?He hates who let the eunuch come to your house to scold you, and block the door to scold you.Rebuke by decree is the emperor's oral order. I come to scold you by decree. Think about the eunuch, he dares to scold him for anything, and you will toss about all your little things.When the minister heard this, the eunuch reprimanded him according to the order, so he quickly stuffed money, otherwise he blocked the door and scolded, it was too ugly.You rush to stuff the money, and he scolds you indifferently.Pay attention next time, you are wrong, right?and left.If you don't give money, then it will be good for you.Some poor officials couldn't afford the money and were scolded by the eunuch, who hanged himself as soon as the eunuch left.Because what the ancients valued most was this, the double name festival, and the one who was scolded, hanged himself, and he only had that turn.The emperors of the Qing Dynasty did not beat people directly.Scolding the dead is even more powerful.

There is nothing like controlling a person's mind.How severe is Zhu Yuanzhang's literary prison?There was a man named Xu Kui who gave him a lecture: "Under the light of the sky, a sage is born to set an example for the world." These words are disgusting to the point of embarrassment.In broad daylight, a saint like you was born to set an example for the world.Zhu Yuanzhang took a look: the rotten Confucian dared to insult me ​​like this, peeling off the real grass.The people around said, did not see how he insulted you?Why make him a specimen?Yes, what does light mean?Didn't he say I have no hair?Didn't he say that I was a monk?What is it?As far as ancient Chinese is concerned, what happened to the thief?Homophony, look at today's Peking opera, "Speaking of thieves and bandits' heart and lung explosion", he also sang that.This buddy is flattering the emperor. He took pictures of the wrong place and made them into specimens.Then if you want to scold the emperor, why don't you make a picture of you?

In order to strictly control the thoughts of the world, the imperial examinations in the Ming Dynasty only made propositions from the Four Books and Five Classics.The Four Books "University", "The Doctrine of the Mean", and "Mencius" must be based on Zhu Xi's "Four Books Chapters and Sentences".Only Zhu Xi's annotations can be used, and others are useless. The five classics "Poetry", "Li", "Yi", and "Spring and Autumn" are tested on these nine books.These nine books are "every word is golden and jade, every sentence is pearls", but with these nine books, can you include the world, the universe, and everything in the world?Then I read these nine books.So at that time, the Ming Dynasty said that the people in the imperial examinations said, "Wagging their tails and shaking their heads, they are the disciples of the holy sect. Do you know what kind of articles "Three Tongs" and "Four History" are?" Which dynasty emperors Tang Zong and Song Zu were?I care about him!Tang Zong and Song Zu didn't take the exam.What is Li Bai doing?do not know.Anyway, as long as it is the Four Books and Five Classics, I will memorize it, and I don't care about anything else.At that time, the most printed books were the college entrance examination composition essays, and there were even miniature copies, which were similar to the miniature copies we copy now, and then we carried them into the examination room in our pockets.The exam is based on the Four Books and Five Classics, and it is not allowed to express personal opinions and speak for the sages.

Articles are all stereotyped, stereotyped, eight parts.Breaking the topic, accepting the topic, starting the lecture, starting, starting the stock, middle stock, back stock, and closing stock, all these eight parts.Then you have to reverse and positive, one virtual and one real, one deep and one shallow, parallelism and duality, which is completely a word game.It can be said that the highest level of writing skills in ancient China is stereotyped writing.But there is no content, nothing new.So your ten-year cold window is just these nine books.They are all speaking on behalf of sages, and they are all in the same stereotyped style. How can anyone be too strong?And how many words are there in total for these nine books?What do you think the Four Books and Five Classics were written on when they were first born?How many words can there be on the bamboo slips? "Laozi" is only five thousand characters long, which is about the same as a paper today.How many characters can there be in the Four Books, Five Classics and Nine Books?One shirt is enough.Do you see this in a museum?The shirt used for cheating is full of copies.So in the Qing Dynasty, candidates had to strip naked when entering the examination room, and went in wearing the same clothes as the examination room, as if they were entering a bathhouse.He is afraid that you will be entrained.

Just a few words, so many exams over the past few hundred years, from the boy's exam for scholar, exam for juren, exam for Jinshi, so many exams, all the questions are from here.The words in the Four Books and Five Classics are almost used.How about it?This examiner is so smart, he can answer the questions.It is to put together two sentences from the Four Books and Five Classics for you.The Master said: Stand at thirty, don't be confused at forty, and know the destiny at fifty.Now, let me dismantle this sentence for you, the Master said: Thirty makes forty.Let's do the question, why did Confucius say thirty and set up forty.This Confucius didn’t say that. He said that at thirty, there is a comma, and at forty, there is no confusion.Don't worry about it, there is no punctuation in ancient Chinese. When you read a book, you stand at thirty, and at the bottom is forty.you write.Or Zi said and stand forty.When you do the question, you have to say why Confucius said that he stood forty, and what is going on.To what extent are some examiners more godlike?Are there no punctuation marks in ancient Chinese?There is a circle between sentences, just like the period in modern Chinese.When the examiner comes up with the test questions, he uses this circle to come up with the questions.This is the topic of my exam today, please write an article for me.There is definitely this in the Four Books and Five Classics, and it is full of it. Let this be used as a fuss and let everyone take the exam.As a result, how godlike is the buddy who took the first place in the test?Don't you have a question first?In this stereotyped essay, you don't have to solve the problem first, you have to solve the problem in one sentence, and that buddy is absolutely perfect. "Before the sage speaks, there is nothing." If the sage does not speak, there will be nothing.Wow, this article is amazing, this is a great talent.We know that Kang Youwei, the sage of Kang Youwei, is literary and elegant.But why did the old man fail the exam?It was later than Liang Qichao's Zhongju.During the national formal examination, the emperor's personal examination may be very serious.How can I judge who is first and who is second in the small exam below? I am too lazy to read the paper, so I just throw it away.This one is far and number one.You have been in the cold for ten years, and the ink is a little heavy today. When you throw it away, it hits the examiner's feet, and it's over.As for Kang Shengren, because his calligraphy is not good.What should this character be written in?Pavilion style.Just like the word printed on the computer today, it must be written that way, every memorial must be written that way, every stroke and every stroke must be written neatly.Kang Youwei probably just didn't like to write this kind of pavilion style.Gong Zizhen couldn't write either, so Gong Zizhen didn't get a Jinshi either.Gong Zizhen was very angry, and finally asked everyone in their family to practice this, even their old mother, who poured the urinal.In the end, everyone in their family, except himself, practiced the pavilion style.He said look at our family's all-round Jinshi, even the old lady can pour the urinal.

Because Kang Youwei couldn't write the style of the pavilion well, every time the examiner looked at his paper, he couldn't pass it, so why don't you come to take the exam?Why did you win in the end?The examiner threw his paper and went out to use the bathroom.It may have been a little longer, just when the servant came in to tidy up the house, and the servant probably couldn't read.Seeing a paper on the ground, the servant didn't know what it was, so he picked it up and put it on the table, pressed the paperweight, and the servant went out.When the examiner came back, the two didn't meet each other.I took a look, oops, I threw this paper away just now, why did it stay here again? This is God’s will, let me take a look.Good article, it's a good one.It was a mistake, so if you become an official like this, do you dare to have any dissatisfaction with the royal family?This constrains the minds of scholars.Gu Yanwu believes that this thing is more harmful and terrifying than burning books and burying scholars.