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Chapter 159 (1) The little bastard bullied me

After leaving Beijing, Li Zicheng chanted his whip and pointed to the west, and said with a smile: "The young and the young leave home and the boss returns. There are a lot of gold and silver treasures. I will take you home and return to Xi'an, Shaanxi. When you get there, I will take you to do it behind closed doors." emperor. Li Zicheng really got angry, and behind him were tens of thousands of ox carts, horse-drawn carts, and donkey carts, pulling full of gold, silver, treasures, and beautiful women.He was too rich, so he couldn't walk fast, and he was chased by Wu Sangui just after leaving the city, but the rogues didn't want to fight at all, they just dragged over a dozen cars, dragged the woman off the car, raised their little feet, and took a big knife The film was shot hard, and the women howled like ghosts, and rushed up to meet Wu Sangui's Guan Ning cavalry.

Wu Sangui, you have the guts to kill all these women? Wu Sangui couldn't kill people, so he could only dismount from his horse and hastily set up a temporary shelter to house these poor women, waiting for their families to claim them.From Lugou River to Gu'an, hundreds of miles away, there are hundreds of such temporary shelters. Inside the huts are crowded beautiful girls whose faces are pale with fright and who have split their minds. Abandoned gold, silver and jewels piled up as high as a hill. On the first day of the fifth year of Jiashen, which was Labor Day, Li Zicheng successfully arrived in Zhuozhou, 120 miles south of Beijing.

Feng Quan, the local leader of Zhuozhou, led the local young and middle-aged people out to greet him: Your Majesty, are you fucking okay?Let me take an arrow first.Unable to explain, swish an arrow and shoot at Li Zicheng. Li Zicheng roared immediately: "Grandma, how dare you bully me, how can I tolerate it? Send an order to wipe this Zhuozhou and me from the earth." The little dwarf Song Xiance saw something wrong: Your Majesty, I suggest that it is important to escape. It doesn't matter, Li Zicheng waved his hand: "It's only an hour's work, I don't feel happy if I don't kill all the old and young in Zhuozhou."

Wow, wow, the rogues rushed towards the city wall of Zhuozhou, carrying gold and silver treasures as shields. Hahaha, the townspeople on the city tower picked up stones and couldn't help but throw them down: this is called throwing bricks to attract jade. I throw the stone down, and you, the rogue, throw the jade up for me. In the blink of an eye, the fierce battle in the city of Zhuozhou has been going on all morning. Li Zicheng ordered someone to bring Chen Yuanyuan into his big tent, and the old man would teach him personally. After teaching him a while, the old man came out with his trousers in hand, and was surprised to find that there was a scene of massacres under the city of Zhuozhou.The rogues were driven to the city by their generals, but they had no intention of attacking the city at all. They just ran around like headless chickens holding gold and silver treasures. It doesn’t matter if the city wall is demolished, you have to throw stones down endlessly, and see how long it takes to throw all the misers hiding in Tibet to death.

This battle really cannot go on. Even if Li Zicheng couldn't swallow this breath, he had to ring the gong to withdraw his troops. Abandoning the dark corpses under the city of Zhuozhou, these people were still holding the gold and silver in their arms tightly when they were dying, and refused to let go.Li Zicheng looked at Guan Ning's cavalry chasing soldiers looming in the distance, and ordered the three armies to continue heading south. After walking for another day and night, I finally arrived at Baoding City. Along the way, the rogues were terrified. They ran desperately when they heard any movement, howling and crying. When they arrived in Baoding City, they were already thirsty, hungry, and lacking in people and horses. They walked staggeringly. shake.

In the past, as soon as the rogues entered the city, they smashed the doors and broke down the houses, rushed in and hacked and looted, but now they are all rich people, and they even hide night pearls in their tooth holes.Therefore, the rogues at this time yearn for peace more than any common people. Uncle, aunt, aunt, aunt, and Li Zicheng's soldiers lay in front of the gates of the residents of Baoding City, holding their heads against the door: "Please give me some water and something to eat." The people in the house were too scared to make a sound. The rogues are going crazy with hunger: Grandpa and aunt, we don’t eat you for nothing, we are rich, we are the first rich family, take silver and ingots to exchange your food and water, is it all right?

silver?The eyes of the residents of Baoding suddenly lit up: Really? real.The rogues took out a large piece of ingot, aunt, is this ingot enough for a steamed bun? The common people rushed out from the door, snatched the ingots, and threw a piece of dry bun outside the door. The entire city of Baoding turned into a vegetable market in an instant, with the sound of hawking and bargaining.Basically, an ingot can be exchanged for a dry bun, and a luminous pearl can be exchanged for half a bowl of water. The price is fair, so the Price Bureau of Baoding City did not intervene.
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