Chapter 151 (13) Drinking tea is best not to wash your feet

At this time, Dorgon was in Shanhaiguan, inviting local fathers and villagers to a grand tea tasting party. This is tea, folks, I am the most experienced old man.Dorgon said: "To drink tea, you need a big bowl, a large bowl, put a big bowl of tea in it, and put it in a cool place. After half an hour has passed, take it up and pour it down in one gulp, so that the tea stains will flow smoothly." It dripped down from the corner of your mouth, and it was about to flow to your open belly, and then with your hand, hey, your chest hair that stood up like steel needles was smoothed out.This way of drinking tea is the most typical petty bourgeoisie, the most romantic, and the most emotional. I wonder if you folks think so?

But... no, all the villagers were startled: Lord, when will you go out to drive out Thief Li, I'm afraid Marshal Wu can't support it alone. No hurry, no hurry, Dorgon said: "Fellow folks, let's go on to talk about tea tasting. The most important thing about this tea tasting is the atmosphere. At least there must be a horse shed next to it. The smell of horse manure must definitely be there." , if it is missing, it will spoil the scenery, and you can’t wear shoes. Make sure that your feet have not been wet for at least three months, and the smell must be strong enough...

At this time, a soldier of Wu Sangui was covered in blood, with two dangling feather arrows stuck in his back, and was held up by someone: "My lord, Wu Shuai asks you to send troops quickly, the bandits are too powerful to hold back." up. No hurry, no hurry, you sit down and have a cup of tea first, let's talk about tea tasting, this tea... Dorgon was chatting nonsense with great interest, and the soldier screamed: Dorgon, you How dare you break the contract? Dorgon was furious: Bold, how dare you slander this king, you go out and inquire, this king has lived for so many years, has he ever broken a promise?It's too outrageous, how did Wu Sangui educate you?Don't you even know how to respect leaders?

The soldier said: "In this case, why don't the prince send troops quickly." Isn't this... Dorgon said: "Isn't this the contract between our two families? There is still a supplementary clause that hasn't been signed yet. You take it and ask Lao Wu to sign it quickly. Don't delay, lest you regret it later." Several personal soldiers entered the siege and finally found Wu Sangui. When Wu Sangui heard this, he was stunned: What, Dorgon asked me to shave my hair? That's right, the soldier told Wu Sangui: Dorgon said, you've gone up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire, but the oil pan didn't jump, so now he has prepared another extra-large oil pan for you to hurry up Jump.

This...Wu Sangui rubbed his nose, watched the black and endless rogues swarming up like ants, and asked: If I don't agree to this clause, will things turn around? If you don't agree, there is absolutely no turning point. If I agree, it will be like jumping into a big oil pan, and the taste of frying and frying will probably not be very pleasant. But no matter how difficult it is to love, you have to resist. Who told you to surrender to Li Zicheng in the first place?This is Shangdao Mountain. Who made you rebel against Li Zicheng again?This is going under fire. The mountain of knives is up, and the sea of ​​fire is down. Facing the last big boiling oil pan, what are you still hesitating about?

For example, a woman, in order to survive, had to agree to the first man to provide special services.Then you agreed to the second man, and when the third man came again and strongly demanded to continue to provide special services, then you remembered that you should set up a chastity memorial archway, wouldn't it be too late? Then don't set up a chastity archway. Let's go, let's go, let whoever falls in love with you, or what else can you do? Wu Sangui agreed. The Qing soldiers were dispatched immediately.