Chapter 136 (18) The head massages and takes a bath

I heard that the concubine has become Liu Zongmin's physical secretary and has drawn a clear line with him, Wu Sangui. At that time, Wu Sangui sat on the ground with his buttocks. Father Wu Xiang's head was caught, and there may be a reason to justify it, saying that it was Li Zicheng's coercion to him.But what should I say about Chen Yuanyuan? It was obvious that Li Zicheng was playing with him. If Wu Sangui entered Beijing, he would definitely be dragged out on the spot to have his head clamped.According to the working style of Li Zicheng and Liu Zongmin, when Wu Sangui's head was pinched, Chen Yuanyuan must be in charge of statistics, measuring Wu Sangui's pulse and heart rate, and calculating the brain flow that burst out when the skull was pinched.Because this is most conducive to saving Chen Yuanyuan while saving Wu Sangui.

Then again, Wu Sangui had no feelings for Li Zicheng at first. The reason why he chose to surrender was because his father Wu Xiang and his concubine Chen Yuanyuan were still in Beijing.The Chinese value the word loyalty the most. He was forced to give up his loyalty to Daming, which had already caused serious psychological harm to him. accept. Now that his reputation of being loyal to Daming has been lost, Li Zicheng crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and made him such a fool. It's useless to be a villain. With a clang, the disheartened Wu Sangui pulled out his waist knife, and sighed: I am quite a man, and I cannot be loyal to the country at the top and filial to my parents at the bottom. Why do you think I am alive?Goodbye.I will kill myself with a knife.

The family generals rushed up in disorder, pushed Wu Sangui to the ground, and grabbed the waist knife: "Boss, don't do it, absolutely don't do it." Why not?Wu Sangui said in despair: If I'm not dead, why should I live? The generals said: Boss, our army is strong and strong. If there is a fight, we may not lose to Li Zicheng. Boss, why are you so pessimistic? Wu Sangui looked at them: If you want to fight, I'm afraid it will hurt you. All the generals chanted the slogan: Don't be afraid of life, don't be afraid of death, follow the boss wholeheartedly. Seeing that everyone was still following him to death, Wu Sangui felt certain, and made up his mind: well, let's go back to Shanhaiguan.

So Wu Sangui's men marched mightily towards Shanhaiguan Pass to kill again. But in front of Shanhaiguan, Tang Tong, Wu Sangui's old brother, was standing.Ever since he sent Wu Sangui to Beijing that day, he has not left at the same spot, thinking of Wu Sangui all the time in his heart: Brother Sangui, are you okay?You know I'm thinking about your mother... Suddenly, I saw dust rising in the distance, and Wu Sangui really came back. Tang Tong was overjoyed: Brother Sangui, you miss me so much. Wu Sangui said with a smile: "I want to kill me too, so I will slash through with a knife."

Tang Tongteng jumped away: "Brother Sangui, what are you doing? What's wrong with you? Tell me... turn around and return in a hurry, gather your team and come out again, and fight with Wu Sangui. Stop asking: What's the matter Sangui, what's the matter, can't you tell me? Wu Sangui couldn't say it, it was too embarrassing, he just chased Tang Tong madly, and vowed not to stop until he took off his head. Tang Tong was in a hurry: Sangui, look at your violent temper, you should calm down first, and wait for you to apologize to me when I come back. Turning his horse around, Tang Tong's tribe was basically cut down by Wu Sangui, leaving only eight people, who fled back to the capital in a panic.

After returning home, Tang Tong hurriedly issued a report, but Li Zicheng’s Dashun Dynasty didn’t even have a rudimentary government, but bureaucracy had become fashionable. Tang Tong’s report was thrown into the waste paper pile and no one paid attention to it, so Wu Sangui reversed the matter again. , Li Zicheng had no idea. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Wu Sangui held a military parade at Shanhaiguan. There are 50,000 Liao soldiers participating in this military parade, which is called 150,000, which means that each soldier has to walk three times during the military parade. All the gentry and elders in Shanhaiguan were invited to participate in the military parade and were asked to sit on the rostrum.

Wu Sangui sat in the middle of the rostrum, the one on his left was Governor Li, and the one on his right was Chen Beidao.These two people are local officials sent by Dashun, and Li Zicheng's confidantes, so they are invited to participate in the military parade. The first ones to appear were the female soldiers of the guard of honor, all beautiful girls, generally tall, generally short, generally fat, generally thin, all dressed in military uniforms, silver-white armor, heroic and graceful, when passing the rostrum, the female soldiers were singing and singing. In the same language, they shouted neatly: Hello, Chief, Hello, Chief, Massage and take a bath, Chief.

Wu Sangui smiled kindly and waved to the female soldiers: Let's take a bath together, wash together. After hearing this, Governor Chen and Chen Beidao were out of breath with joy. After the female soldiers came the Firearms Battalion, all shotguns and blunderbusses. At this time Wu Sangui turned his head and asked the elders and gentry sitting beside him: What do you think of my army? The elders and squires shook their heads and said, "It's really a heavenly soldier." Wu Sangui was very proud, and asked again: "With such a powerful army, can you kill Li thief?"

All the fathers and squires suddenly changed their faces and dared not say anything.Governor Li was surprised when he heard it, and asked: "Old Wu, you are talking about Thief Li, who is it?" Wu Sangui turned his head and looked at Governor Li with a sad look: Idiot, is there any need to ask this question?Thief Li is of course referring to Li Zicheng. Governor Chen's face darkened: "Old Wu, I know you have grievances in your heart, but don't forget that you are a leader. You should pay more attention when you speak, so as not to mislead the masses and cause bad influence."

At this time, the most elite cavalry came over. This cavalry can be said to be invincible in the world. Even if it is a powerful Qing soldier, they can only run away when they encounter it.This is Wu Sangui's brainchild, and it is also his most proud military achievement. Seeing him smile, he asked the country gentry and elders: Do you think such an army can kill Li thief? Governor Li is in a hurry: Sangui, don't be like this, don't get angry and go the wrong way, the way of life is just one step when it is critical... Wu Sangui stood up: Someone came, and someone picked off Lao Li's head and hung it on the flagpole to sacrifice the flag.There is also Lao Chen next to him. Lao Chen performed well, so just cut off his two ears. The execution team remembers to return his ears to others, and they are not allowed to resell human organs without permission.

In an instant, Lao Li and Lao Chen were dragged down, and they struggled desperately, trying to save Wu Sangui for the last time: Lao Wu, Lao Wu, you have to turn back as soon as possible, as enemies of the people, there will never be a good end. In an instant, Governor Li's head was hung on the flagpole, and Chen Beidao held his ears in both hands, and returned to Beijing crying. Then Wu Sangui stood up and asked his father and squire for the third time: You said, can my army kill Li thief? All the elders and gentlemen raised their thumbs up: Wu Sangui, a good man, with blood, that is, loyalty and filial piety, the day the teacher leaves, he will return with a reputation.