Chapter 59 (1) The Genius Conception of the Amateur Emperor

Xiong Chengbi was blamed for his actions in Liaodong, and he was constrained everywhere.The main person holding him back is Zhang Heming, Shangshu of the Ministry of War. After Wang Huazhen's defeat, Zhang Heming was afraid that the court would hold him accountable, so he immediately asked to go to Liaodong. The court was overjoyed, and gave Zhang Heming an official promotion, a python robe and a jade belt, and a precious sword from Shangfang—the same as Xiong Chengbi's unicorn robe and four commemorative coins. In comparison, it is a world of difference. After Zhang Heming received the order, he drank wildly at home for 17 days before setting off. When he arrived at Shanhaiguan to get acquainted with the terrain, he reported to the higher authorities and asked to take sick leave on the grounds of illness.

The Ming Dynasty is extremely weird. It has always been particularly tolerant and humane to officials who tried their best to shirk their responsibilities and refused to engage in specific tasks.But for officials who are responsible, capable, and loyal to the country and the people, they are extremely cruel and cruel.Therefore, Zhang Heming's resignation report was quickly approved. Then the imperial court sent Xie Jingbang, the governor of Xuanfu, to go to Liaodong. But Xie Jingbang was a ruthless person. He wrote three memorials in a row, declaring: Who the hell will force me to go to Liaodong again, and I will never end with him.

According to Jie Jingbang's way of doing things, the Yi and other tribes should be justified.But in the era of anti-elimination, the imperial court especially cherished such good cadres who were mischievous and refused to work.So the court shook his head and sighed: Look at you, this old solution, if you don't want to go, don't go, why are you so angry? The old solution will not do it, so who to send? The ministers had no choice but to ask Ming Xizong for instructions. Ming Xizong was a famous carpenter emperor in the Ming Dynasty. He had unparalleled carpentry skills. The fountain in the palace was designed by him. Sell ​​out some handicrafts and ask the eunuchs to sell them in the market. Every time they are sold out at extremely high prices.

In short, Ming Xizong was just a master carpenter in the final analysis, and being an emperor should be regarded as his hobby. But this amateur emperor came up with a brilliant idea: vote. Ming Xizong said: Didn't it mean that no one is willing to go to Liaodong?This is easy to handle, all you court officials vote for each other, and whoever gets the most votes will have to go to Liaodong. The ministers were dizzy with joy, so they gathered in the Golden Luan Hall, and the first democratic election in the Ming Empire era was carried out lively. The result of the election was that the king of the court was elected in Jin.

At that time, Wang Zaijin became very angry. He yelled at the courtiers for nothing and framed him collectively. He also said that the voting obviously violated the procedure and was suspected of cheating, and demanded a new election. However, Wang Zaijin's proposal for re-election was rejected by Ming Xizong. In desperation, Wang Zaijin shed old tears, cursing and went to Liaodong. When the king left before the Jin Dynasty, the imperial military department posted a missing person notice on the back foot: Search notices: Here is a researcher at the deputy division level of the Ministry of War. His name is Yuan Chonghuan, a native of Dongguan, Guangdong. Teng County, Guangxi, was later transferred to the Ministry of War as a researcher at the deputy division level.It was lost before yesterday, and I can't find it anywhere. If you find it, please send it back to the Ministry of War and thank you if necessary.

After reading this notice, everyone realized that the Ministry of War was ashamed again. This time, a deputy director-level researcher was lost. Not mentioning the people in the capital, there was a lot of discussion about this matter, but it was said that when the king was on the road in Jin Dynasty, he suddenly saw a man in his early forties, riding a lame old horse, appearing back and forth from time to time, and recited a poem: After the battle, the pens in the literary field are collected, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is unknowingly encountered during the journey. The moon is bright and Yinhan is three thousand miles away, and the song breaks the twelfth floor of the golden wind.

Bamboo leaves add to the aspirations of heroes, and sweet-scented osmanthus flowers stick to the young man's head. Chang'e must know people's wishes, don't lock the toad palace and let me swim. After listening to the other party's poem, Wang Zaijin hurriedly said hello: Hello, where is my brother's family from? My hometown is Dongguan, a special zone for reform and opening up.The other party answered. Look at your lame horse, traveling north all the way, where are you going?Wang Zaijin asked again. Go to Liaodong.The other party answered. Liaodong?Wang Zaijin was shocked: Fuck man, Liaodong is a gate of hell. When I leave the gate, people turn into ghosts. When I enter the gate, ghosts become adults. Why would an innocent person like him go to that dirty place?

The other party chanted: A young man left a foreign country, drifting away for twenty years. Dare to be famous in the list, deeply ashamed to offer sacrifices to Wutian. As soon as he came out at this moment, Wang Zaijin suddenly realized: So you are Yuan Chonghuan, who was lost by the Ministry of War. Why, it's been so long, haven't you found your way home yet?