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Chapter 55 (17) Your whole family has hidden diseases

But it is said that Wang Huazhen went on the road and brought his confidant Sun Degong with him, but the general Zu Dashou fell behind and unified the army. At this time, Zu Dashou was accompanied by a young general. This person was Wu Sangui's father, Wu Xiang, who also claimed in front of Emperor Chongzhen that he could capture Li Zicheng with three thousand generals. But at this time, Wu Xiang was still young, and he had just joined the Ming army not long ago, and his main job was to run around beside Zu Dashou, serving tea and water.And Zu Dashou's official position is not big, so he is just a small general at this time.

Walking on the road, Zu Dashou called Wu Xiang over and asked, "Xiao Wu, tell me, is the governor's strategy of dividing the troops right or wrong?" Wu Xiang said: "The young one is the one who serves the night pot for you, the general. I don't dare to talk too much about important national affairs." Zu Dashou said: Xiao Wu, you fucking, don't pretend to be with me, I will ask you the truth now. Wu Xiang looked left and right, and then said: To be honest, Sir General, I don't believe you can't see it, this Wang Huazhen is tired of her own life, and is thinking about bringing us all into the city of death.

Zu Dashou said: "Bold, do you dare to doubt the wisdom of the governor?" Wu Xiang laughed and said: If Wang Huazhen is also wise, then the wild boar skin would be a god. Zu Dashou said: "Actually... I think so too. Now we follow this shit Wang Huazhen. We will definitely die. Wild boar skin is best at mobile warfare. It pays attention to concentrating superior forces and annihilating the enemy one by one. To divide the troops, isn't this clearly courting death? Wu Xiang said: "Then what can we do?"We are the people who eat food, the Lord wants us to die, if we don't die, people will be very unhappy.

Zu Dashou thought for a while: Xiao Wu, do you have a wife yet? Wu Xiang looked at Zu Dashou: I dare not hide it, not only a wife, but also a son. Zu Dashou said: "It's a pity, it's a pity... but a man is a man, why not have three wives and four concubines... Wu Xiang said: Sir General, you are not going to introduce a girlfriend to me, are you? Zu Dashou said: You are right, I just want to introduce you to a girlfriend. Wu Xiang was overjoyed: there is such a good thing, General Zu Shen, you are not lying to me, are you? Zu Dashou said angrily: "Damn it, when did I ever play a joke on you?"

Wu Xiang: ...but, but... Zu Dashou: But what? Wu Xiang: I would like to report to my lord, the villain really doesn't want to marry an ugly woman with a pockmarked face. Zu Dashou: ...Where did such a pockmarked ugly woman come from? Wu Xiang: If it wasn't an ugly woman with a pockmarked face, why didn't you say that you married her, Sir General? Zu Dashou: ...fuck your mother Xiao Wu...I can't marry. Wu Xiang: Why?Could it be that the ancestral ginseng general you have a hidden disease? Zu Dashou: You are the only one with fucking hidden diseases, your whole family has hidden diseases!

Wu Xiang: But what is going on? Zu Dashou: ...Let me tell you the truth, Xiao Wu, I think you are very shrewd and clear-headed, and you have good martial arts, so I want to introduce my younger sister to you. Wu Xiang let out a wow: Uncle, it turned out to be... Zu Dashou hastily stopped him, "Don't, don't be so close, look at your character, my sister will agree or not when the time comes, and you're still talking." Wu Xiang blinked: "Uncle, I understand. For your sister, when I meet the wild boar skin gang, I must be smart. Zu Dashou: You are smart!
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