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Chapter 27 (6) If you don’t drink, you look down on me

It is said that in the Kanto area, the people are simple and straightforward, and their favorite thing to do is to sneak attack at night and kill them all.In short, the relationship between people is relatively simple, it is a life-and-death relationship. Among the many bloodthirsty maniacs, there is a man named Cannibal Fan. The name is very distinctive, but his native language pronunciation is very rhythmic. Cannibal Fan means Nikan Wai Lan. This cannibal, speaking of his loyalty to the Ming Dynasty, would be the first to report any barbarian tribe quietly rising outside the pass. Recently, he heard news that it was the Aixinjueluo family in the east When the family wanted to hold an illegal assembly, they immediately ran to report to Li Ziliang without touching the ground.

The Aixinjueluo family of the Jurchen clan is relatively prosperous, and Li Chengliang has always been worried. Now that he has such a good opportunity, of course he will not miss it. Immediately mobilize soldiers and kill Gule City. When Li Chengliang's soldiers were dispatched, the wild boar skin was already running like flying, and ran to Gule City to report to his family. Those who participated in this illegal assembly in Gule City included Yezhupi's grandfather, father, and relatives. Yezhupi was already 25 years old this year. When he saw his family, he said eagerly: "Report, I there is bad news...

drink wine!people say. Li Chengliang led the Ming army to fight over!cried Boarskin. Drinking, anyone who dares not to drink will look down on me!people say. Why don't you talk, the wild boar is in a hurry: Didn't I tell you that Li Chengliang's Ming army will come soon... But he, Li Chengliang, is the Ming army. Are we not the Ming army?Everyone said: Since ancient times, the Kanto has been the inalienable territory of the Ming Dynasty. We are all land defenders of the Ming Dynasty. We guarded the frontier for the country. We have worked hard. This broken country still treats us as fucking criminals... drink, drink drink.

While drinking, the sergeant guarding the city suddenly reported that the old friend, the cannibal, had come and wanted to come in and have a drink with everyone. All come are guests, come in, everyone drinks when there is wine. Just let the cannibals come in, old friends meet, they are very affectionate, everyone drank lively, and only ate until they were full, and then climbed onto the bed and slept soundly. I was sleeping soundly when I heard a trumpet that shook the world, and then there were blazing flames everywhere, accompanied by the deafening shouts of killing, and I saw countless murderous Ming troops, as if they had descended from the sky, and seemed to have drilled out of the ground. Like lightning, the sharp blade slashed towards the heads of Aixinjueluo's family.

Everyone was surprised, and laughed and said: drink, drink, if you don't drink, you look down on me...the head flew out, and the head was already in a different place.
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