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Chapter 18 (17) Wife takes you to the revolution

It is wrong to say that Li Zi is arrogant and unwilling to respect the corporals. In fact, Li Zicheng actually visited Hualu three times and urged a famous artist to join the team of rogues. Li Zicheng went out three times, and the person he personally invited was Liu Zongmin. Speaking of Liu Zongmin, he is an out-and-out middle-class man. His family has a hundred acres of fertile land and more than ten manors. He is dressed in noble clothes and eats gold and jade. What's more, his wife is as beautiful as a flower. She is the most beautiful woman in Shaanxi.Therefore, anyone could join the gangsters, but Liu Zongmin didn't have this reason.

This Liu Zongmin, just like Lu Junyi in Water Margin, is famous. So, how did Liu Zongmin get rich first? This is because Liu Zongmin is a blacksmith! In people's daily impressions, the work of blacksmithing, sweating profusely, working hard, the fire shining on the sky, the red stars in disorder and purple smoke, the chest warmed by the fire, and the back is cold when the wind blows. The Taoist proletarians have no possibility of getting rich, so why is Liu Zongmin so different? The first reason is that Liu Zongmin caught up with the good times. At this time, there was chaos and bandits everywhere. In Shaanxi area at that time, bandits ran all over the place, robbing money and women everywhere. For safety, every household had to bring their own swords, so the business of the blacksmith shop was quite booming. If blacksmiths don't make a fortune at this time, it's really a good policy of the imperial court.

The imperial court's policy is good, which is the external condition for getting rich, but if there is no decisive internal cause, then it doesn't matter. But this Liu Zongmin is the best at management, and he is more "internal", so he was able to seize the opportunity and become rich first. Liu Zongmin was able to make a fortune because he was proficient in business operations and created the first "cartel" on earth. What is a cartel? Cartel, translated into Shaanxi dialect, is an industry monopoly guild. That is to say, Liu Zongmin stipulated that in places he can reach, no one is allowed to operate a blacksmith business privately. Anyone who violates this market management regulation will have both legs broken with a sledgehammer, and he will never be polite to you.

Strengthening the management of the market has ensured that within 100 kilometers of Fangyuan, there is only a blacksmith shop like Liu Zongmin. So Liu Zongmin quickly seized the opportunity and changed his destiny. Li Zicheng found out that Liu Zongmin knew so much about business, and when he saw that Lie Xin was happy, he went to the door in person, came to Liu Zongmin, and said: "Old Liu, it's a pity that you are full of skills, and you just feel like a rich man in such a place. Feel it yourself." Ask with your chest, are you worthy of your parents for falling into this field?Are you worthy of the court?

Liu Zongmin was very surprised: "Old Li, what do you mean?" Li Zicheng waved his hand: Come with me, go up to the mountains to start a revolution, eat the most delicious food, drink the hottest soju, sleep with the most beautiful women, this is the life a man should live. Liu Zongmin was shocked when he heard this.Said: Wait until I get home and ask my wife what she means... When I went home and told my wife, I was scolded by my beautiful wife: You are crazy, you are an out-and-out middle class, you are the backbone of society, and you are a stabilizing social anchor, just like Li Zicheng. What's the trouble?It's his wife who ran away with someone, and that's why he got to where he is today. Did your wife run away with someone too?

Liu Zongmin resentfully rubbed his twisted and sore nose, and came out to tell Li Zicheng: "If my wife doesn't approve, let's talk about participating in the revolution later." The first time he came to the door, he didn't persuade Liu Zongmin to join the revolution. Li Zicheng failed very much, so he refused to give up and came to the door again. I didn't want to come to the door this time, but I was taught by Liu Zongmin's wife: Li Zicheng, you have this leisure time to kill and set fire, how good would it be to read two books?Look at the psychological handbook for adolescent girls, so you can live a more harmonious life. If you want to live with peace of mind, if you don’t understand the subtle psychology of women and lack sufficient research on women’s physiology, how can you do it?

When Li Zicheng heard it, he understood. No wonder Lao Liu lacked enthusiasm for participating in the revolution. The reason was that there was such a beautiful wife at home. So Li Zicheng came to the door for the third time. This time, at the same time as Li Zicheng, there were more than a dozen female soldiers in the camp of the refugee army. They were all beautiful and beautiful, and they all wore beautiful silver-white armor. Madam Liu was invited to watch the military parade in the camp.Liu Zongmin's wife has lived her whole life, how has she ever seen such a thing?Surprised, he got into the sedan chair in doubt, and followed him to the barracks.

Li Zicheng stayed at home with Liu Zongmin and drank enough. Li Zicheng said goodbye and went back to the camp. Liu Zongmin took his sedan chair and went to the camp to pick up his wife and go home.Unexpectedly, in the camp, his wife said: I am not going home anymore, now I have decided, I will break through your feudal family confinement, and formally participate in the revolution from now on... Liu Zongmin's wife voluntarily participated in the revolution, because the barracks is the most fun place in the world for girls. Men and women come in and out, and piles of money are moved and carried over. Beautiful girls in military uniforms and white horses, especially In the absence of war, female soldiers are the most desirable professions in the world.Which woman can bear this kind of temptation?

Other things, my wife... Liu Zongmin was in a hurry at the time: My wife, you participated in the revolution and left me alone at home, how boring... In this way, Liu Zongmin followed his wife's buttocks, also joined Li Zicheng's refugee army, and quickly became the second in command in the army. Later, Liu Zongmin's wife was captured during the sweeping of the countryside by the officers and soldiers, and sold to some local rich man. At this time, Liu Zongmin had grown up in the baptism of blood and fire, and there was no shortage of wives.
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