Chapter 16 (15) Little Dwarf

Speaking of Song Xiance, Duan is a strange man in the world. What is so strange about him? Song Xiance, male surname, is 50 cm tall and 70 cm in diameter. It turned out to be a disabled person, medically called dwarfism, whose height only reached the knee socket of a normal person.And because he was too nutritious, he was capped at the top and bottom, so his body growth had to take an unconventional path, expanding forward, backward, left, and right, and ended up growing himself into the appearance of a big millstone. Sure enough, he is a strange person! Li Zicheng looked straight ahead.

Although Song Xiance is only 50 centimeters tall, he has a beard as long as 120 centimeters. With such a long beard, I don't have to worry about asking him to stay still.So Niu Jinxing grabbed his beard and forcibly pulled him here. It is said that when Song Xiance saw Li Zicheng, he didn't hesitate at all, knelt down and kowtowed with a plop, saying: Long live my emperor, long live, long live. Li Zicheng was surprised: Which one is my emperor? Song Xiance said with a smile: Your Majesty, my emperor is none other than you, Your Majesty. At that time, Li Zicheng took a step back, it was over, and here came another person who forced himself to achieve everything. What do you think is wrong with these people?Since you like the foundation of all things so much, why don't you want to achieve it yourself?Do you have to force Li Zicheng to do this job?Could it be that Li Zicheng is so easy to bully?

In grief and anger, Li Zicheng said angrily: Shorty Song, are you talking nonsense?What is the basis for calling me emperor? Song Xiance laughed and said: In ancient times, there was "The Picture of Fish and Dragons", also known as "The Sutra of Prophecy", which was written by Fuxi at the beginning of the creation of the world.This is the basis. Li Zicheng didn't understand: What is the Eighteen Sons?What is wrong with him, why is he so arrogant? Song Xiance explained: Eighteen sons are a plum, and the meaning of the master artifact is to own the world. After listening to Song Xiance's words, Li Zicheng thought about it for a long time, and said weakly: "Fudge, keep fooling...you can follow me and fool around from now on."

In such a blink of an eye, Song Xiance followed Li Zicheng to Ningwu Pass. But Ningwuguan is very difficult to attack, and the guard Zhou Yuji is extremely brave. Li Zicheng has millions of troops, and he will never be able to find his opponent. Li Zicheng himself was almost caught by the special agent team sent by Zhou Yuji. This battle really cannot go on. So Li Zicheng held an emergency military meeting. At the meeting, Li Zicheng said with great pride: "Daze dragons are stinging, and Central Plains deer are fat. Let's take advantage of this good weather. Let's shift our strategy. First go to Yunnan and Guizhou, detour to the southeast, return to the northwest, and enter the northeast... …

Li Zicheng's words fit the hearts of everyone present, they were all raised by their mothers and fathers, who is not afraid of Zhou Yujina's evil star?At that moment, all the people said in unison: Your Majesty is truly a hero.Only Song Xiance jumped onto the table with a bang: Your Majesty, you are crazy, you are already at this point, how can you retreat?The plan for the present is to take one step forward to achieve the foundation of everything, to be the lord of the world, and to take a step back and become a bandit who will never be able to recover. Your Majesty, you can decide for yourself.

Looking at this Song dwarf, Li Zicheng felt uneasy: I am not afraid of this Zhou Yuji, but who have I been afraid of in my life?It's really this Ningwu Pass...it can't be beaten. If you can't beat it, it's because your style of play is wrong.Song Xiance said loudly. Playing wrong?Looking at Song Xiance suspiciously, Li Zicheng said: Military division, what do you mean by that? Song Xiance said loudly: Your Majesty, where is your supervisor team? One sentence awakened the man in the dream, and Li Zicheng jumped up against the case: I will send an order to me that Ningwu Pass must be captured tomorrow, and anyone who is afraid of fighting, beheaded!