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Don't laugh, this is the official history of the Qing Dynasty Longxing Liaodong

Don't laugh, this is the official history of the Qing Dynasty Longxing Liaodong

雾满拦江

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Where to start? Perhaps the history of the Qing Dynasty began with a mysterious and terrifying tomb robbery. When: November 1641. Tomb robbers: Wang Qiaonian, Governor of Shaanxi, Professor Bian Dazhi, Magistrate of Mizhi County, Shaanxi. Tools: lantern torches, hoes, spades, knives, guns, swords and halberds, axes, hammers and forks. What happened: It is said that as soon as Shaanxi governor Wang Qiaonian took office, he discovered a serious problem: The Ming Dynasty is coming to an end! Sooner or later, the Ming Dynasty will definitely come to an end. Is there any empire in this world that cannot be finished?Especially in this Ming Dynasty, there were Manchus knocking on the pass frequently outside, hundreds of officials in the court were intriguing, and Li Zicheng led the refugee army to attack the city and plunder the land.

But Wang Qiaonian was a local official anyway, and the leaders at all levels placed great expectations on him, hoping that his elder brother could figure out a way to keep the precarious Ming Dynasty, so that everyone could continue to eat and drink. But what trick is there to achieve this effect? After serious thinking, Wang Qiaonian's mind suddenly brightened: I see, the Ming Dynasty is coming to an end, that's because of Li Zicheng's tossing, and Li Zicheng's tossing into such an achievement must be due to the good Fengshui of the old Li's family. If the feng shui of Lao Li's house is broken...

Thinking of this question, Wang Qiaonian hurriedly sent someone to inquire: Does anyone know where the ancestral grave of Li Zicheng's family is? Ordinarily this is a very simple question, but Shaanxi is Li Zicheng's hometown, which belongs to the authentic red zone. In this situation, who would get tired of living and tell Wang Qiaonian about it? So the result of Wang Qiaonian's inquiry was just three words: I don't know. Do you really not know, or are you afraid to say it? Wang Qiaonian thought to himself that nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there is a person with a heart, the way out is determined by the way of thinking, and there are always more ways than difficulties. He pretended to leave this matter alone and went to the masses every day to visit the poor and ask the poor.After many visits and inquiries, he finally discovered a relative of Li Zicheng. This relative did not follow Li Zicheng to start a revolution, but worked as a clerk in the Shaanxi government office. The job was easy, a cup of tea, a cigarette, and a newspaper. After looking for a long time, the family has an acre of land, two cows, a wife and children on a hot kang, and the small life is comfortable and comfortable.

After discovering this person, Wang Qiaonian secretly ordered his subordinates to quietly call Li Zicheng's civil servant relatives over to talk about work when they got off work. At night, in a small dark room behind the government office, there was a terrible howl. Someone is playing hide and seek! When it was dawn, I saw Wang Qiaonian coming out in good spirits, and gathered all the masters and staff members of the government office, three classes of government servants, servants, maids and nannies, and soldiers' followers. There were three to five hundred people, each carrying a shovel and a pickaxe, He set off in a mighty way.

The target is the chaotic hillside near Lijia Village, 200 miles away from Mizhi County. On the chaotic hillside, there are sixteen tombs of the same size, arranged in a circle, surrounding a large tomb in the middle. This is the ancestral tomb of Li Zicheng's family. According to the information Wang Qiaonian got when he played hide-and-seek with Li Zicheng's relatives last night, there is an iron lamp in the ancestral tomb of Li's family, and this lamp is still lit underground. developed. Is this really the case? Dig it out and see! With an order, the shovels and picks were put together and excavated around Li Zicheng's ancestral grave. At the beginning, all the diggings were loess, and there was nothing rare, but as they dug, everyone suddenly screamed in fright.

A terrible hole was dug out of the grave, and countless ants drilled out of the hole. These ants are indescribably weird, the size of a thumb, green in color, and glowing with a miserable blue fluorescence. He rushed forward fiercely. No one is allowed to escape, kill these strange things for me! Wang Qiaonian ordered. Everyone had the courage to take a shovel and pick to hit the strange ant, only to hear the constant sound of bang bang bang, and sparks splashed everywhere. Was photographed into the dirt. Although the ants were ferocious, fortunately Wang Qiaonian brought more people than the ants. After a valiant struggle, the ants were slapped fiercely by everyone, and finally they couldn't stand it anymore and fled in all directions.

What a horrible monster, keep digging. Finally, when they dug into the tomb, they saw a tomb with a coffin in it. It had been buried underground for an unknown number of years, but it was not decayed.Wang Qiaonian ordered the soldiers to split open the coffin with an axe, and saw a skeleton lying inside the coffin.It's really strange, when other people are buried face up when they die, this man is lying face down in the coffin, what's the matter. This skeleton is not only strange in posture, but also extremely abnormal in color. The bones of other people are all white. Are they calcium, so osteoporosis requires calcium supplementation? This is what they are talking about.But this man, his bones are blue-black with black texture, and the color is not normal, but there is actually an inch-long yellow hair growing on this bone. It is said to be yellow hair, but it is as sharp as a steel needle. people.

The most bizarre thing is that there is a hole in the back of the head of this yellow-haired corpse, which is as big as a copper coin. The edge of the hole is smooth, and it is clear that something often goes in and out of this hole for a long time. The holes on the skull were ground round and smooth. But what is that? This thing is out! A head protruded from the hole. It was clearly the head of a snake, but there were scaled horns on the head. The horn obviously just grew out and looked very fresh. The little snake just showed its sharp horns, and this The different snake has no eyes yet, and there is only a faint outline in the place of the eyes, so it cannot see people, but it can feel the heat of the sun.

The warmth of the sun made this strange snake whose eyes had not yet grown very excited. I saw the snake's body spin, and it flew up in mid-air, reaching a height of more than ten feet.The different snake flew up in the air, opened its mouth, and made a chirping sound of devouring. It turned out that it was devouring the sun, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, and gathering the essence of the sun and the moon. This snake is now only seven or eight inches long. When its scales and horns mature and its eyes grow out, it will become a dragon. At that time, Li Zicheng will definitely enjoy immortal blessings on the dragon chair, and rule the world for generations.

After devouring the sunlight for a while, the strange snake flew back when it was full, and got into the hole in the skull to continue training.But Wang Qiaonian is here, how can this snake continue to roam free? kill!Wang Qiaonian shouted. With an order, everyone rushed forward, with hammers, axes, knives and shovels, and greeted the strange snake without any explanation. Poor that snake, it suffered from not having eyes, but it was spoofed by this group of murderers. Beat to death. So Wang Qiaonian ordered someone to wax the snake to make a specimen, and put the weird skull together in a letter box. He wrote a memorial and reported the matter to the court in detail.

Wang Qiaonian said in the memorial: The feng shui of the rebel Li Zicheng's family has been broken. From now on, the Ming Dynasty of the old Zhu's family can rest easy, continue to enjoy the blessings forever, and rule the rivers and lakes. Your Majesty, please feel free... But Wang Qiaonian forgot that if he could dig the ancestral grave of Li Zicheng's family, Li Zicheng would also be able to dig the ancestral grave of the Zhu family of Ming Dynasty. Li Zicheng could not become emperor, but the old Zhu family also had no chance.
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