Chapter 3 second round

Moments before and after time. Nod at home. Character Eldest Sister Second Sister Third Sister [Curtain opens: A rather lavish hall.The eldest sister and the second sister sat bored and bored. Sister, what is the emptiest thing in the world? Could it be that the second sister is lonely in the green hills, for whom are the flowers popular? Big sister is wrong!The breeze blows through Xiangshili, attracting colorful butterflies and golden bees! Could it be that the second sister is the loneliest white cloud in the sky, floating from west to east all day long? Big sister is wrong!Dancing with the gentlemen during the day, quietly kissing the stars at night!

I behold, alas!well! Our sisters are the most empty! Second sister we?It is neither two clouds in the sky, nor two clumps of lonely flowers in an empty valley! Wearing silk and satin from Suzhou and Hangzhou, wearing pearls on your head, bright day and night! Eldest sister silk and satin doesn't speak intimate words, treasure ah is cold and silent! Bingdi flowers don't bloom in spring, and the wind and snow are mercilessly entering winter in a blink of an eye! Second Sister and Eldest Sister, this guess is sure to be guessed. Let's talk, big sister, hurry up and talk to big sister!

Second sister, you, staring at the stars and praying secretly, I hope that the Cowherd will come to meet Vega! Sister, I don't ask about the stars in the sky, I only hope that the mandarin ducks on the ground will meet soon! Sister, don't blush and pretend to be serious, which beauty doesn't want to be a hero as soon as possible? It's a pity that the father loves cows and horses more, and doesn't care about the good things of his daughters! The second sister is sorry, father loves money and treasures more, and doesn't care about girls' good things! [Enter Third Sister, holding a tea set, and serving them.

The third sister, the elder sister, and the second sister, please use the tea. After you have used it, you can go to the back garden to relieve boredom. Sister, why don't you care if I'm bored or not? Second sister, let's relax, so you can be lazy and sleep until the sun is falling. Eldest Sister (seeing Third Sister bowing her head) Don't let you bow your head, secretly curse me! Second Sister (Seeing Third Sister looking up) Who are you?Dare to stare at each other and puff up your chest?Big The second sister will tear up your face sooner or later, remove your coquettishness, and only leave you poor!

[Enter first servant. Ladies and gentlemen, the auspicious wind blows the willows in front of the door, Could it be that the eldest sister is a beautiful hero who proposed marriage? Miss servant A, your intelligence is rare in the world! Second sister, tell me!Say it!How many gifts and servants did he bring with him? Big sisters, please keep your mouth shut first, those who propose will definitely admire my name for a long time! San girl, you clean up this place! Second sister, come and help me reshape my face! Good servant, go and tell my father, tell him to put on new clothes and welcome the jerk!

[Exit first servant.The eldest sister and the second sister hurried down.The third sister cleaned up the house. The third sister's parents are both dead and have no brothers, no relatives, no relatives! Other people's food is hard to swallow! Other people's clothes can't warm my heart! Although the headman is a righteous father, I have the same status as a servant! God gave me a handsome face, and the beauty of a bitter person attracts endless hatred! I have no time, and I dare not, to paint my eyebrows and apply powder. I don't have it, and I don't want it, and I don't want to wear brocade and red!

But, my sisters are suffering from jealousy, I smiled unintentionally, they all said I was coquettish! God, blow me away with a fresh breeze, and the snow-covered mountains are warmer than here, with more spring breeze! There, I picked up pine branches and lit a fire, cooked some snow and the water was sweet and clear! There, I will hold my head high and sing and howl, singing so that the clouds and clouds are smiling and the world is bright! Stop looking at the ugly faces of men and women here! No more dirty money counting here! No one treats me like a bull, I work hard on my own, my sweat has melted thousands of years of snow and ice!

[The eldest sister and the second sister come back, they all look at their shadows and feel sorry for themselves, making all kinds of coquettish gestures. The big sister Xiangfeng blew to the door of the house, blowing open every small pore on my body! Behold, the garments shine, His demeanor is like a nobleman, heroic and graceful? The body is exquisite! Proposer, be careful, don't open your eyes wide, be careful that my brilliance flashes so that your eyes hurt slightly! Come in, don't be afraid of being at a loss, forgetting to be polite, I will forgive you, my beauty, you gods will also be drunk like crazy!

Second sister, your self-confidence exceeds self-knowledge, compare with me, whose eyes are brighter than Ye Mingzhu? Whose peach cheeks and pretty eyes will reveal light or deep affection in a smile? Sister, I will never compete with you for love and favor, but I'm sorry, my beauty will naturally make you bow down! Big sister, don't brag to me, don't worry, my victory will embarrass you! (Turning to Third Sister) What are you still doing here? Do you dare to compete for the matter of the son-in-law? Third sister!I'm used to your angry look, calm down, scare the suitors, good things never happen! (Down)

Big Second sister bah!Pooh! [Servants A and B lead the way up.The second daughter salutes. Is the chief proposer old or young? With how many gifts and servants? It is difficult to tell whether the first servant is old or young, and he is alone without servants. Boss, why do you live more and more confused? Is a poor man worthy of my welcome? Servant 1 It is not that I am bold to alarm you, the guest said, it is disrespectful if you do not receive him! The leader is disrespectful?Disrespectful?Who is so bold and arrogant? Go, go and tell him: you've offended me, you don't show mercy!

Big sister wait a minute!Dear father, don't get angry, wait for me to ask the matter slowly. Old servant!Is the guest ugly or handsome? First servant, his appearance is rare in the world! Second sister's father, you don't come out to meet me! The leader is not allowed to move without my order! Big sister and old servant, tell me quickly, how is he different?First servant his face, What's your face like? The servant armor is three points more green than the pine needles after the rain! The second sister's green leaves are just right for bonuses! First servant his eyes, How is the elder sister? There are two servant armors! The glazed giant pearls are shining all over the place! Second sister Oh!Bright eyes are heroes! First servant, his mouth, What's the eldest sister like? Servant A's mouth reaches all the way to his ears! Second sister, oh!Strange people with strange appearances have amazing abilities! Forget it, the leader is clearly a little frog, who came to die, and I told him not to survive. Big Second sister frog?frog?Dare to propose, third girl, little goblin!Come on!Come on! [Third sister rushes up. Big Second sister, you match a frog just like a goblin loves a goblin! Let the leader tell those who seek death to come in, and kill themselves, don't tell me I'm ruthless! [Exit first servant. Master servant B, if he dares to come, he must have the ability! The headman asked the male and female servants to rush to the front hall with guns and swords! Servant 2 listen below: The master summons everyone to come in, each armed with spears, knives and crossbows! [Enter servants. The servants were quiet everywhere in the daytime, and there were no bandits to attack. What's wrong with the owner? Tell us to use knives, sticks and crossbows! You eat food, we plant, You burn firewood, we provide, Our hands and feet are all working for you, and we even ask to draw swords and draw swords to kill you for you! cost us our lives, Bones, throw them in the wild mountains of eagles! (salute) see hero, Please order! The leader drew his bow and drew his sword, ready to kill the goblin! Servants, we know how to work, but we haven't learned how to catch goblins yet! The leader guarded me tightly and didn't make much noise! As soon as I raise my hand and say "frog", you will attack! [Servant Jia leads Frog up.The eldest sister and the second sister backed away in panic.The third sister remained calm. Frog held up a flower in the mountain, and Frog Lang came to the head man's house. Headman, your daughter should get married, please answer quickly which one is for me! Head man beep!beep!beep!What did you say that my daughter should get married, and no one should marry the little frog! I'm about to catch you and put an end to your evil, You come to seek death, don't blame me for poisoning my subordinates! Frog father-in-law, what are you talking about, who has seen the son-in-law killed when the joy comes? Who is the head man?Which is the son-in-law? The frog is you, me, and the two of us! The headman, the little demon, is too presumptuous, speaks outrageous words, dares to play tricks on me! Servants, servants, (hands up) frog!frog!frog! [The servants raise their swords and guns. Frog (holding up flowers) You have knives and guns, but I have flowers, where are you frogs!frog!frog!I am here!what!what! [The headman's hand can't fall down, and the servants can't move either. Headman?ah?ah?The little demon really has demon skills, I was so angry that I wanted to grit my teeth! (Shakes arm vigorously, but still can’t fall) (changes attitude) Oh, ah, decent frog boy, you like to play around, I will play you, if you come to propose marriage with good intentions, Ask the old man to let go of his hand first! The frog's unreasonable hand always wants to reach out to beat people, and the kind hand is willing to pull other people's hand! Give up your viciousness and murderous intentions, and I will let your raised arms fall calmly! Chief Frog, don't misunderstand me, my heart is kind, and my hands won't even kill a chicken! Frog, you have honey on your lips, but your heart is the home of vipers! Well, put your hands down first! Tell the truth, what I hate most is falsehood! The leader (puts down his hand, and the servants also withdraw their swords and guns) Dear Frog Man, listen to my sincere words: If you want cows, I will give you four or five; if you want horses, I will give you two snow-white horses! Please stop mentioning marriage proposals, think about it, how can my daughter match a frog? Frog doesn't want your cow or your horse, but only a flower in your house! My parents have gray hair every year. In order to take care of them, I must start a family early! Leader (and gradually getting tougher) You are young and do not distinguish between good and evil, the more I back down, the more arrogant you will be. Let me tell you, it wasn't you who laughed, my hands were so soft that I couldn't let go; it was because my arm suddenly went numb just now! Fortunately, the frog is numb and hard to fall, otherwise my body and head would be separated! Who doesn't know that you are the little emperor of this side, you can kill whoever you want? Since the leader knows that I am the little emperor, how can you, ugly little thing, be worthy of being a son-in-law? get out of here If you don't die, it's all because of my magnanimity! Frog, I am bigger than you, forgive your rudeness, and wait for your final answer! Head man go!go!Go to the pond and sing and you'll find a female frog with big eyes and big mouth! Frog, are these your last words? Headman no!Finally, there is a "kill"! Frog, your words are funny, so I just laugh haha! The leader will let you laugh, let you laugh, and never allow you to speak crazy words to confuse the crowd! Listen, frog, I want to laugh out loud, auspicious things should be laughed haha! (laughing wildly) Ha ha!Ha ha!Ha ha! [The room shakes.The headman covered his ears and swayed from side to side.The eldest sister and second sister also covered their ears and swayed, but the third sister did not move.The servants swayed from side to side quickly, like an earthquake. Headman, stop laughing! Hurry up and stop! my heart wanders, My eyes are dazzled! I promise, I promise, Caifeng married a frog! [Frog stops laughing, and everyone quiets down. Big head girl, big girl! You are old, you should get married first, you have a good heart, Know how to honor your parents! you go, you go, Happy to marry him! Eldest sister, father, I am well-matched and I would like to get married early. Before you remind me, I will ride a fast horse and gallop to my in-law's house! I can't put this big flower in a vase, but put it on the dung! Head girl, girl, help me, I'll give you gold and silver brocade, cows and horses! Sister, you love gold, silver, cows and horses, and I love you as beautiful as flowers! You are afraid of this green-faced little monster, but I have a protective talisman so I am not afraid of him! (Grabs the cup on the table and throws it at the frog. Runs down) Frog man, the leader, look at how honest I am, I am willing to marry my daughter, it is not false at all! How could the girl not nod her head, The loving heart of a father, don't allow me to force her! I will reward you with a bucket of gold and a bucket of silver, and go back to serve the old man well! The elder sister of the frog is difficult to be a poor housewife, and there are two skills in that side (referring to the second sister and the third sister). Frog man, the leader, listen to my words: Don't bully people so much as to bully others! If the frog says that you are good at deceiving people, your blood-drinking spear and knife are designed to kill bad people! If marriage proposal is difficult, I will cry, cry until the sunset glows! Headman, your strange laughter is harsh, I am not afraid of you crying! Naughty children are good at crying! Crying to the point of exhaustion, there is peace in the world! I'll give it a try, frog, to see if you're afraid, Let's see who's exhausted first, say good things. (crying) Wow!Wow!Wow! [The world is spinning, and everyone is spinning around on the spot. Headman Frog Lang!Frog man! Hold back your tears!Stop wow now! Heaven and earth have moved, Houses are coming down! stop crying!stop crying! Crying is scarier than laughing! [Frog stops crying, everyone quiets down. The second girl in the head!Second Miss! Hurry up and help! step forward quickly, Take his flowers! I will half the best fields, I'll give you half the fat ox and the horse, give it to you, As long as you are willing to marry him! You eat well, dress well, You will forget his ugliness and humbleness! When you feel uncomfortable, Riding a horse to live in my mother's house! The second sister is a little more beautiful than the eldest sister. If she were azalea, I would be a camellia! Since the elder sister refuses to go, How did my father force me to marry a frog? Even if I am willing to bow my head and obey my father's order, how can you boast that your dignity must be under the red sun: the head man's beloved daughter and little frog, how can you boast of your majesty? Everyone will point and point behind you, and treat you as a little joke after drinking and tea! The head girl is knowledgeable, and the girl has a big vision! Second sister frog, frog, give up being greedy, I will never marry you! I don't bother to hit you, I don't bother to scold you, If you know good and bad, Frog, hurry up and jump back home! (Down) Headman, look!look!It's not that I'm stubborn, it's because the girl doesn't like Little Toad! Let's go back!Let's go back! I will send four servants to take you home with food and oil, Take half a year's worth of salt and tea! The frog doesn't want your food, or your tea, I must, must, today Hand out the flowers in your hands! You are afraid of my laugh, and you are also afraid of my cry, which annoys me, I will haha, wow, do both! Third sister Frog Man, don't cry, don't laugh haha! I would like to go with you, Please pass me the flowers in your hands! Heads shut up!Without me, let's see who dares to find his in-laws by himself! Your life is bitter, Chopping firewood and grinding noodles is very useful. I would rather give up a few cows, You will never be allowed to marry early! Frog is a free flower, if she wants to get married, she will get married! The eldest sister is tricky and the second sister is bad, Please keep two little night forks! Third sister, I love that you have a beautiful face, and you are as beautiful as a flower without fake makeup! I love you more for your good personality, and you are not ashamed to marry into a poor family. offer my heart, offer my flowers, Let's go home hand in hand, My good old parents are so happy! (present flowers) let's go! Third sister go!Walk!I would like to go with you! This is my prison, not my home! Your kind words touch my heart, and I long to be free from oppression regardless of rich or poor! Although my family is cold and miserable, Frog is not lacking in love!let's go! Third sister go!Walk!I would like to go with you, home is where there is love! Headman stop!you go!you go! I won't give you a seed, a hair, let's see what you use to satisfy your hunger, See what you have for winter and summer! Frog's hands are our heirlooms, The third sister farms, chops firewood, and folds flowers! Frogs, our hot sweat has dripped the soil, The third sister collects both food and hemp! frog Third sister, you only know that you love gold, gold has a price, love is priceless! Qingshan allowed us to open up wasteland! We work side by side, and the beads of sweat are bigger than pearls! We know how to raise cattle, we know how to raise horses, we work tirelessly, we are not even afraid of gods! (go out) Headman stop!I allow you to start a family, as long as you don't say strange things: what road construction leads to Beijing, No distinction between rich and poor, no oppression! frog Third sister, we are happy to say that everyone is willing to listen, who can stop the people from telling the truth? (go again) Headman stop!stop!If you dare to take another step, my poisonous crossbow will be fired at once! Frog, have you forgotten that I can cry and I can laugh?Wow!Ha ha! [The leader and others cannot move. frog Goodbye, third sister, goodbye! Walking out of this dark and dirty little imperial court, the sun is red and the wind is breezy! (Down) Boss wow!Wow! My heart is broken!The lungs exploded! Let go of the little frog today, Who is afraid to see me? Chase!Chase!Chase! Catch up with them with swords and guns! [Voice of a frog outside: "Wow! Haha!" The headman glared, but couldn't move.