Chapter 2 First round

Such a day in the old age, in the morning. The location is in the residence of Jin Sanguan, a land rich man, in the living room). figure Zhao Wang lotus beads Zhao Peng Wang Xing The number of housekeepers and servants of Huang's family, Jin Zhenfeng [Lanterns and festoons are hung in the hall, but there is no festive atmosphere: the lamps are broken, and the festoons are old. [Zhao Wang, holding a broom between his hands, bends over to search here and there. [Enter the lotus beads. Hezhu Zhaowang brother!Brother Zhao Wang! Is Zhao Wang sister Hezhu? Hezhu is not me!Besides me, who else calls you Zhao Wang "brother"?

Zhao Wang is not bad at all!All day long, East also calls Zhao Wang, West also calls Zhao Wang, only you call me Brother Zhao Wang!You are such a nice girl.That's right! Oh bead!The heart is as bitter as the shoulders!Aren't we all bitter people? Zhao Wang is right! Brother He Zhu Zhao Wang, what are you doing bent over? Zhao Wang me?Find a sesame! A lotus ball and a sesame seed?Brother Zhao Wang, why are you making trouble for yourself?Just a little silly! Zhao Wang, I'm not stupid: Who stares at Baozi's big eyes for no reason, looking for such a small gadget? Hezhu So, what's going on?

Zhao Wang Yes, the old man just ate a biscuit and dropped a sesame seed, told me to find it! Hezhu Mmm!Yuanwai is such a careful planner!You have been looking for it for a long time? Zhao Wang has time for a meal! He Zhu, don't forget, today is Yuanwai's birthday, there are so many things to do!How can you keep looking for sesame seeds here? Zhao Wang said: I can't find sesame seeds, my birthday is too late!Sister Hezhu, please think of an idea! Hezhu, well, please don't make a sound, I'll think about it for you. Zhao Wang (quiet for a while) Sister Hezhu, do you remember?

Look, Hezhu, just thought of something, but forgot!Ah... yes!You go out to buy a biscuit, eat it, leave a sesame seed, and return it to Yuanwai, isn’t that all right? Zhao Wang is right!Sister Hezhu, you are so smart! (Walking and stopping) But, my sesame seed can't be the same as the original one!The outsider recognized me and scolded me again! The lotus beads and sesame seeds are almost the same, and outsiders can't recognize them. Hello Zhao Wang!I will buy it! (stops before walking) Sister Hezhu, you helped me, how can I help you? Hezhu, I have a big business, I'm afraid you won't be able to help me.

Zhao Wang, talk, talk, maybe I can help! He Zhu, look, isn't today Yuanwai's birthday? Zhao Wang Yes, I have not forgotten. Mr. Zhao is not allowed to come and salute the member of Hezhu for his birthday? Zhao Wang is natural.Although Zhao Xianggong and the young lady had nothing to do, everyone knew that they were engaged long ago, so how could the son-in-law not pay homage to the old man's birthday? But He Zhu, the member called Xianggong to study hard here, and only provided him with two meals a day. Zhao Wang is not a good meal! Hezhu Yuanwai never made him a piece of clothing.Today is full of guests, Mr. Xiang is in tatters, how can he come out to salute?

Zhao Wang, this is what the lady told you, right? Lotus beads are not. Isn't Zhao Wang?By the way, Miss is too shy to speak.You should remind the lady first. Hezhu, yes, I tried to say: Miss, the scholar in the study is listless! Zhao Wang is so stupid! Hezhu's heart is warm! Zhao Wang's clothes are rotten! Hezhu, let me say that, guess what? Miss Zhao Wang was so moved that she wanted to cry? Hezhu crying?The lady laughed out loud!The head is shaking like a wave, and the mouth is curling like a scoop! What's the matter with Miss Zhao Wang? What's the matter with Hezhu?The lady looks down on the scholar a little bit!

Zhao Wang looked down upon?A scholar is talented, talented, honest, and loyal! look at miss... He Zhu (waves hands, whispers) You must never say that Miss is long... Zhao Wang, I am straight-hearted!In my opinion, a scholar looks like a big girl, but a young lady looks like a fat boy! Hezhu, stop talking!Scholars have beautiful features, but they are poor. Zhao Wang is not the fault of the scholar.Wasn't the Zhao family originally very respectable, that's why Yuan Wai gave the young lady to the scholar.Later, the Zhao family suffered misfortune, and there was only one scholar left, so he came here and read every day, with a loud voice, probably all good books.

Miss He Zhu said: she gets a headache when she hears "Zi Yue", and loses her temper when she hears "Shi Yun"!Let's think of an idea, get a neat dress, and ask the scholar to wear it to pay homage to his birthday. Zhao Wang talked for a long time, is this the matter?Easy! (undressing) Take this! Hezhu, forget it!Wearing this dress, do you still look like a scholar? [Zhao Peng hums and chirps on the ground. Lotus!The scholar is here!I'll run away, you asked Xiucai for clothes, I'll sew them for you. (get off quickly) Zhao Pengchun sleeps unconsciously, hears birds singing everywhere, and the sound of wind and rain at night——

Zhao Wang put on a ragged padded jacket! Zhao Peng (just saw it) Huh?It turned out to be Zhao Wang. Zhao Wang is me. (Salutes) My lord, what's the matter? Zhao Peng Me?I want to meet Yuanwai and ask him to buy me some books. Zhao Wang, I advise you, Xianggong, don't do that! In Zhao Peng, an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time!Buying books is important, we must not waste an inch of gold! Zhao Wang, look, isn't it Yuanwai's birthday today? (referring to lantern color) Zhao Peng (looks) Yes!Yes! Mr. Zhao Wang, pay homage to your birthday first, don't mention buying books!I'm worrying about how to find you a neat dress!

What is Zhao Peng worried about?These clothes are exactly the true colors of poor scholars!Youdao is a gentleman who worries about Dao but not poverty! (He shakes his sleeves and drops a rag) Don't pull Zhao Wang, another piece will fall!Hurry up, if you can't find a good dress, let me find someone to sew this one for you first. Zhao Peng wait for me to think about it! [Wang Xing runs in happily from outside holding the brocade box. Butler Zhao Wangwang, what are you holding? Wang Xing this?A gift list from Dongzhuang Huang Yuanwai.He will come to pay his respects in person later!

Isn't Zhao Wang the one who looks like a monkey? Wang Xingchang's elephant horse monkey?Check out what a gift this is!The Eight Immortals' birthday curtain is full-length, one side is a golden plaque of Songhe's age, eight altars of longevity wine, and ten pieces of colorful satin!Stand still and don't get scared! Zhao Wang, I don't like falling so much! Zhao Peng, Wang Xing, Wang Butler! Wang Xing!Zhao Xianggong, look, why didn't I see you! Zhao Peng, your eye sockets are too high!If you please report back, I want to buy some books.Immediately to buy, must buy! Wang Xingna, please ask Mr. Xiang to speak for himself.Yuanwai celebrates his birthday today, probably only accepting gifts, not taking money from outsiders, so I dare not speak up! (Put the brocade box on the table, go down) Mr. Zhao Wang, you are so honest!Look at his indifference! Zhao Peng, Zhao Wang, in the past, Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch, and later he went to the altar to be handsome!I sweep thousands of articles in my pen, but I don't want to fight!Hahaha! Mr. Zhao Wang, don't laugh!Let's go and sew clothes.I also have to buy a biscuit. [Jin Sanguan shouts from behind: "Wang Xing! Wang Xing!" Member Zhao Wang is here!move! (Exit the scholar) [Jin Sanguan enters. Jin Sanguan Wang Xing!Wang Xing! (look east and west) Wang Xing is here!come! (superior) Jin Sanguan, I celebrate my birthday today, you are not here to serve, where did you go to play? Grandpa Wang Xing, I am so busy, do I still have time to play? Jin Sanguan, look! (pointing to the tea set) If the teapot and bowl are not put away, what are they doing here?Waiting for the guests to keep looking at the teapot, can't you not make tea? Wang Xing is!yes!I'll ask someone to take it away! (shouting) Zhao Wang!Zhao Wang! (no answer) Hey!Where did Zhao Wang go to play? Jin Sanguan, don't you have hands? Wang Xing is!yes!I put it away! Jin Sanguan, wait!Go to the kitchen to have a look, and leave all the elbows, pork liver, pork belly, and pig intestines for me, don't make it cheap for the guests! Wang Xing is!yes!I'll go! Jin Sanguan, wait!Throw all the chickens into the backyard, don't let your relatives and friends see!As soon as they see a feather duster, they want to eat chicken, let alone my nine-pound yellow! Wang Xing (shouting loudly) Alas! What is your name, Jin Sanguan?scare me! Wang Xing has a distinguished guest today, I'd like to kill two fat hens! What kind of guest Jin Sanguan deserves to be entertained? Wang Xing (picking up the brocade box) Outsiders, please take a look! (hand) Jin Sanguan (look) ah?Such a thick gift? (Jumps) Aha, aha, hahaha...! Wang Xing (also jumping) ahahaha! Jin Sanguan (look again) ah?Huang Longgun, Huang Yuanwai?wrong!wrong!This is the wrong place! Wang Xing did not make a mistake, it was for Yuanwai! Jin Sanguan gave it to me?Aha, aha, hahahaha...! Wang Xing ah ha ha ha! Jin Sanguan Oh, that's not right!The more I think about it, the more wrong I am!The Huang and Jin families have always been at odds, so what evil does he have in mind? Wang Xing won't have bad intentions! How do you know Jin Sanguan?He is giving me a sweet treat first, and then cheating me hard! Wang Xing came to pay his respects sincerely!Yuanwai forgot, isn't his wife dead? Jin Sanguan's wife died, should I pay for it? Wang Xing I mean, I mean... What did Jin Sanguan say, go to work! Wang Xing is! (under the tea set) Jin Sanguan Hmm!Think about it!Huang Longgun, Huang Yuanwai, hides a knife in his smile, and his heart is worse than a fox!His father, and him, have been enemies with me for so many years!I sleep on the kang, he lives upstairs, everything is overwhelming me!The year before last, my wife went to sleep in the coffin, the Huang family pretended not to know, did not send a piece of burning paper, and even a yellow dog did not come to mourn!Why, suddenly gave a generous gift today, the brocade box alone is worth several pennies?Could it be that he took a fancy to my daughter Xiao Zhenfeng?If you want my little Jiaosheng, you have to accompany her, at least knock me two or three hectares!snort!Huang Longgon, you really know how to settle accounts!How can you, the needle point is against the wheat, Mr. Jin San will not be fooled by you!Wang Xing!Wang Xing! [Enter Wang Xing. Wang Xing is here! Jin Sanguan Wang Xing, I will eat you up and down! Wang Xing is an outsider, an outsider, where does this come from? Tell me, Jin Sanguan, how much money Huang Longgon gave you! Outsider Wang Xing, why did he give me money? Jin Sanguan, why did you suddenly mention that his wife died? Member Wang Xing, you are so smart and admirable!What I said will make you want to go so far. It's amazing. Come on, I can't hide the matter from you. Let me tell the truth!Huang Yuanwai, he has taken a fancy to our Miss Zhenfeng! How much did Jin Sanguan give you? Wang Xing said that after the matter is settled, he will have a share in the hearts of the people!I can't take it all alone, I must give half to other members! Jin Sanguan is talking nonsense! Wang Xing is!I was wrong, it’s not an equal share, it’s a 37% account, I want 30% and give 70% to the staff! Jin Sanguan sounds like a human saying! Wang Xing, then, from outside the staff, it seems that this relative can do it? Jin Sanguan, what do you think? Wang Xing's affairs are all decided by outsiders, so how dare I say anything!All I can see is this: that poor scholar, if you take a bite out of you, he has no future at all!Look at Huang Yuanwai again, the cattle and sheep are full of pens, mules and horses are in groups, and there are vast fields, it is worth hanging a thousand hectares card! I know everything about Jin Sanguan!It is precisely because he is the first householder in the county that I feel a little murmured in my heart! Wang Xing, please think: no matter how you say it, it will be good for you if he becomes the son-in-law of the member.For example, he and the county magistrate are brothers, and we will take care of him in future lawsuits. Jin Sanguan Hmm!Ok! Wang Xing, I know that Yuanwai is kind-hearted and soft-hearted, so I'm embarrassed to drive away that poor scholar, right? It's no problem for Jin Sanguan!I said throw him out, no one can stop him! Zhao Peng (Neibai) Zhao Wang, lead the way! Wang Xing, he is here! [Enter Zhao Wang. In addition to Zhao Wang, Zhao Xiucai came to pay homage to his birthday, and I will give you this sesame.Besides, I didn't change it into a smaller one! Jin Sanguan nonsense!Put it in a box! Zhao Wang is! (External) Please Zhao Xianggong! [Enter Zhao Peng. Zhao Peng's father-in-law is here, and his son-in-law pays respects. I wish my father-in-law a blessing like the East China Sea and a longer life than Nanshan! Who is Jin Sanguan kneeling down to? Zhao Peng's son-in-law Zhao Peng. Jin Sanguan is Zhao Peng, not a bunch of rags that can make noise?stand up! Zhao Peng, thank you father-in-law! (stand) Jin Sanguan stood aside and listened to my lesson! Zhao Wang (takes a chair) Xiucai, sit down.It is enough for me to stand here! Jin Sanguan Zhao Wang, you are bold!next stop!Zhao Peng, you are living here for nothing, you have no ambitions, and you have not improved your knowledge at all. What's the matter? Zhao Wang Xiucai studies all day long, and I can't understand a word! Jin Sanguan Zhao Wang, shut your mouth! Zhao Wang (muttering) I don't want to say anything fair, I'm so nervous! Jin Sanguan Zhao Peng, if this continues, I will eat up all my food, and you will not be able to make materials. You have to make up your mind! Wang Xing is right, it's time to go out and do some activities! Father-in-law Zhao Peng, I am homeless, where should I go? As for Jin Sanguan, you can figure it out for yourself! Zhao Peng Then, what about marriage? Jin Sanguan, I was about to ask you!My daughter is spoiled and spoiled. You don’t have an acre of land or a room. What do you do to support her?Don't count my estate!My share of the property was earned by my father's painstaking efforts throughout his life, and I can't let a nerd get it all out!If I hand over the property to you, I won't feel at ease lying in the coffin! Did Zhao Peng say that his father-in-law intended to regret the marriage? Jin Sanguan, what do you think? Zhao Peng has a marriage contract as proof, how can he go back on his word?People don't have faith, and they don't know why! Zhaowang County Yamen is the place to file complaints. Zhao Peng said wow!I will write thousands of words, and write the testimonials by citing scriptures! Wang Xing also depends on who the county magistrate is brothers with! Jin Sanguan wrote Wow!With two big families, are you still afraid of a lawsuit? Zhao Wangxiu is a scholar! Zhao Peng said wow!Today I am a scholar, and when I am named on the gold list, I will wear scarlet and golden flowers on my head, so majestic! Zhao Wang doesn't want anything else, come to be the champion! Zhao Peng said wow!Miss, you will become the first lady! Wang Xing's number one scholar is from the lower realm of Wenqu Star! Jin Sanguan wrote Wow!How can there be such a tattered Wenqu star! Wang Xingyuan can't quench his thirst, who knows when he will get lucky?Outsiders, don't delay the young lady's youth! Wang Xing, the third official of the Jin Dynasty, gave this poor man a penny and asked him to write a divorce letter! Wang Xing! Zhao Pengmo said that it was five slings of money, even ten thousand taels of gold, and I would not write down a divorce letter!Zhao Peng resigned.Outsiders, you have to think twice! (Down) Zhao Wang is a scholar! (also go outside) Jin Sanguan Zhao Wang!where are you going Zhao Wang, let me tell Miss. ` Where does Jin Zhenfeng's baby come from? Huang Yuanwai of Jin Sanguan Dongzhuang is interested in... Ah, come and see! (Picks up the brocade box) Jin Zhenfeng, oh, I've never seen such a thick gift! Jin Sanguan is right.He intends to... What is Jin Zhenfeng interested in? [Enter Wang Xing. Outside of Wang Xing, distinguished guests have arrived! Is Jin Sanguan and Huang Yuanwai?welcome! [Exit Wang Xing. Jin Sanguan lotus beads, Miss Dai hides behind. (To Jin Zhenfeng) Son, let's see for yourself! Hezhu, what about Zhao Xiucai? Jin Sanguan, little girl, stop talking and go to the back! Hezhu, this is really unheard of! [Lotus beads and Jin Zhenfeng go down. 〔Wang Xing, the Yellow diverter, enters.A group of servants of the Huang family are carrying gifts. Jin Sanguan and Huang Yuanwai, it's really unbearable!Hahaha! Huang Yuanwai's old father-in-law, please come, and the younger son-in-law pays respects! Zhao Wang is so happy! Slow down, Jin Sanguan!slow down!Huang Yuanwai hasn't sent a matchmaker to propose marriage, so how can he match his son-in-law? Mr. Huang's son-in-law came to propose marriage by himself, wouldn't he be more affectionate?Look at the old father-in-law: my face is fat!My clothes are so golden!My hat is so bright!My boots, two by one, four by two!Jin Sanguan Huang Yuanwai, your family property is bigger than mine, when I think of my daughter’s dowry, I feel a little uneasy: I can’t afford to give you too much, and it’s outrageous to have less! Old father-in-law Huang Yuanwai, please don't be uneasy, I don't want lamps or wax, we are one family from now on, today, whoever brings up the dowry is a bastard!If you plow the land, I will produce cows, or else I will be a big horse monkey!I'll live in your room, you go live in that tall building!When our two families get married, the magistrates and magistrates have to come to recognize their relatives!I have gold, you have silver, together they become the richest person!I prayed for my birthday and recognized my relatives, so I guarantee that this is a first-class marriage! (Kneel down and kowtow) Jin Sanguan returned the salute, and returned the salute.My son-in-law, please rise up! Huang Yuanwai (stands up) Butler Liu! Butler Liu is here!What are the orders from the staff? Huang Yuanwai rewarded the male and female servants here, each with a big money and five hangings! Wang Xing thanked my aunt for the reward! Zhao Wang has no bones! Wang Xing (pulls the sleeve of Jin Sanguan): Outsiders, you have to be rewarded! Jin Sanguan?This, um, must, must be rewarded? As soon as Zhao Wang got the reward, he stuttered! Huang Yuanwai's old father-in-law, I don't allow my servant to accept the reward, please don't be distracted! Jin Sanguan, then I will follow the truth, free of reward!Wang Xing, led Huang Yuanwai to the flower hall to watch tea, brewing good tea for 200 yuan a pack! Wang Xing is!Huang Yuanwai, please! [Wang Xing, Huang Yuanwai, servant and others. Zhao Wang, you are sweating on your head, wipe it off! Jin Sanguan bastard, get off!Zhenfeng, come out! [Enter lotus beads and Jin Zhenfeng. Jin Sanguan, do you see clearly? Jin Zhenfeng is so embarrassing, how can I watch so much! I can see clearly the lotus beads!Two fanned ears. Jin Sanguan's ears are ingots! He Zhu has a pair of bitch eyes! Jin Sanguan Dan Fengyan!Zhenfeng, say it yourself! Jin Zhenfeng, I see, I see, how exquisite and beautiful his clothes, shoes and hats are! Miss Zhao Wang, you don't marry clothes, shoes and hats! Jin Sanguan Zhao Wang, get out! Thank you Zhao Wang!Standing here, I feel weak! (Down) Jin Sanguan, is this the rule of your marriage? Jin Zhenfeng depends entirely on her father! Jin Sanguan is a filial child!Go and receive the female relatives well.If the gift is heavy, you will be entertained with wine and food; if the gift is light, you will be greeted with tea! Jin Zhenfeng obeyed! Lotus bead! [Lotus beads and Jin Zhenfeng go down. Jin Sanguan oops, I was thinking of Hwang Ryong Gon by mistake!I said he was amazing, but he was honest! (Picks up the brocade box) Will the powerful person give me a lot of things? Won't!A powerful person may say: If you plow the land, will I produce cattle?Won't!This is a good marriage, a good marriage!But..., um, I have to test him again, and I will ask him what kind of bride price he will give right away.He doesn't want a dowry, I can't want a bride price!Asking my daughter to go for nothing, it's not that cheap!He is willing to buy two pairs of gold bracelets weighing one catty and ten gold rings inlaid with precious stones, and the daughter will belong to him; if he refuses, blow it!Huang Longgun, no matter how smart you are, you can't beat me!Hahaha!Hurry is not as fast, go here!Exactly: If you want to live a long life, you must have a clear calculation!You can't figure it out, you have to lose a piece of meat if you don't die! (Down) (screen)