Chapter 9 1975
mud cicada
Restore the elasticity of the land.
One day the mud cicada climbed to the ground,
With a strong earthy smell.
It is not an unearthed cultural relic,
But as dignified as a figurine,
Through amber glasses,
Contemptuously looked at the dragonfly:
"Your wild dancers,
What is innovation?
In the years of my birth,
I've seen this type of flight before.
"I was born on the top of a tall tree,
Are willing to go deep into the soil,
You have betrayed the earth,
Blindly pursue the floating clouds in the sky.
"Hmph, don't listen to the teachings of your ancestors,
Sooner or later, you will regret it all your life! "
The mud cicada angrily crawls to a quiet place,
Suddenly stopped still.
how?It has a small slit in its head,
showing another face,
Silently imitating the dragonfly,
Stretch out your wings, flatten them...
Deputy God's Proposal
Bureau of Reclamation
to solve
Christians
eating problem
not enough food
because of low production
Low yield because——
saline land
Deputy God and Director
hosted
first meeting
——Renovation of saline-alkali land
laugh!proposal
filled all warehouses
piled up at the station
waste paper
old lady
I can't even breathe...
the bell rang
three years later
meeting starts on time
deputy god chief natural
read first
Own proposal:
"Retrofit
to solve the root problem
To engage in technology!
I see if it's ok
in the ditch
sprinkle some rice
attract ants
Then
water them, drown them
formic acid
will dissolve in water
neutralization
But be careful not to sprinkle too much
too sour
Will corrode iron plows. "
"Oh, it will be
Second Genesis! "
virgin mary first
cheer
So, thunderous applause
caused
a heavy rain
Deputy Director of God
not proud
he smiled
show modesty
then announced
Topics for the next meeting:
"Given the
The hell will be
mass production
is it necessary
Expansion hell? "
The King's Radiant Moon of 'Strive to Grow'
Gazing at the lights of the capital
The king of "hard work"
sitting in the middle of the hall
He and the civil and military ministers
Combat situation is being studied:
cavalry blocked in mountains
seriously injured
"Hmph, the horse is in the deep mountain valley
How can we go on a rampage
The enemy is relying on the mountain
Nature is very rampant
If you don't adapt to local conditions
unimaginable victory
Well, order all the cavalry
Immediately switch to riding a goat. "
two
the thinning moon
Listening to the noise of the palace
The king of "hard work"
sit in the middle of the lobby
He and the civil and military ministers
trying to come up with ideas
The cavalry could not escape
Most have surrendered
"Well, it's all about the goats
two horns grow on the head
turn your head when retreating
leave space behind
It seems that the most critical issue
It is to strengthen the fortification behind
Well, when you need to retreat
You can ride a Gadfly instead. "
three
dying moon
Dodged an overturned vehicle
The king of "hard work"
sitting in the middle of the road
his civil and military ministers
have each fled to the Gentiles
leave the wronged king
Weeping and yelling there:
"Oh! take me away, please,
I didn't ignore Chao Gang! "
"I hope you don't care about Chao Gang
Think of goats, gadflies.
let us hapless cavalry
wiped out by the enemy
Well, you can go ride a field mouse
Can hide anywhere. "
Ivan's On the Unusual Warmth of the North
In front of the Great Clock Tower in North Park
Several carpenters are surrounding Justice Ivan
No, it's not a sentencing
The venerable Ivan has no majesty
his hands are going around his huge belly
Show carpenters how to draw lines
(Internal reference: The treasury allocates materials to build a gallows
Send corruption and fraud to heaven)
The justice is so tired
Life trembles in overlapping fat
Hard pencils are much heavier than goose feathers
The duke also doesn't pay for the justice's upgrade.
The carpenters around seem a little moved
I was so moved that I looked at the clock again and again.
Wait until they actually see the justice's design
blue eyes in surprise
The Justice's design has a feature
Each piece of material is marked in half
Make gallows according to this design
The total height will not exceed 1.23 meters
A carpenter has an inflamed gallbladder
Just thought of reminding Justice Ivan
"Your gallows can only hang rabbits,
Or move it to the track and field as a hurdle. "
The judge naturally disagreed
Keep saying that carpenters are simple minded
"Still wood can be long or short,
Can't the living be improvised?
"For overly tall prisoners,
You can persuade him to shorten it as much as possible.
If that is still inseparable from the earth,
You could also please saw him in half. "
(Defamation: The justice is expected to hit the closet sofa
Come to decorate the appearance of the married son)