Chapter 17 Lip fight in the third quarter

Lu Pheasant: Time is like an arrow, the years are ruthless, youth is dying, and beauty is dying.Liu Bang, Liu Bang, where are you staying tonight?Whose daughter is lying next to your pillow, to be your one-night bride? Lu Pheasant: (Still staring at the bronze mirror, coldly) If I guessed correctly, the person standing behind her is the world-renowned Poppy. Concubine Yu: (slightly flustered) Mrs. Lu is too proud. Lu Pheasant: (sarcastically and jealously) No wonder Ba Wang is so obedient to his wife, so gorgeous, not to mention a man, even a half-old woman like me is moved by it. Concubine Yu: (panicked) Ma'am exaggerated.

Lu Pheasant: (Sarcasm) I heard that the lady's boudoir is the only pet, and the overlord is always with her. Why do you walk alone on such a beautiful day?Could it be that the Overlord has a new love? Concubine Yu: (shamefully) Madam, why bother to be sarcastic and sarcastic?I came to see you, originally out of good intentions, why do you press so hard? Lu Pheasant: (sneering) Out of kindness?I really can't figure out what your kindness is. Is it the kindness of a cat who is full and playing with a mouse? Concubine Yu: (annoyed) No wonder people say that Lu Zhi is cruel and vicious, he really is a spicy character.

Lu Pheasant: (Laughs) In terms of youth and beauty, Pheasant is not as good as Yu; but in terms of experience in the world, you are still a young child.If you don't want to say it, let me guess your reason for coming! Yu Ji: Don't be too confident, madam. Lu Pheasant: (sneering) A woman has more men, just like a man has more women. Although I dare not say that things are like gods, but I can see things clearly——You came to see me because Xiang Yu led the army to chase after the King of Han, Mingyue Brightly shining on the empty bed, my wife couldn't bear the loneliness in the boudoir, so she came to play with me and chat to relieve my worries?

Yu Ji: (sneering) According to Madam's logic, the most knowledgeable people in the world are brothel girls and flower street boys? ! Lu Zhi: You are right.Women in brothels value profit; youths in Huajie know how to enjoy themselves.When conquering the world, pay attention to actual profit; conquering the world knows enjoyment.This is the way of ancient and modern emperors! Concubine Yu: (Laughs) Likes flock together, like a husband, like a wife. Lu Pheasant: (Laughs) People are divided into groups, and every wife must have a husband! Concubine Yu: I have long heard that Mrs. Lu is unruly and unrestrained, with a black heart and a poisonous hand, and is better than a man. When I saw her today, she really lived up to her reputation!

Lu Pheasant: Mrs. Yu's name is also like a thunderbolt. I saw her today, and she really is Xiaojiabiyu, a natural beauty. Concubine Yu: Are you not afraid that I will have you executed in a hurry? Lu Pheasant: Then you are not Concubine Yu, and I will not treat you with such an attitude! Yu Ji: What if I order someone to pull you out now? Yu Ji: Come on! The guard hurried up: what's your order, madam? Lu Pheasant: Your mistress told you to pull me out and kill me!Do you dare to do it? ! Guard: (looks at Yu Ji hesitantly) Madame... Yu Ji: It's okay, you can step back! Lu Pheasant: (Laughs) I knew long ago that you have a heart of a Bodhisattva, and you would not wantonly kill prisoners under your rank.The King of Han and the King of Xiang were once brothers, so why don't you and I be sisters?When I saw you today, I really fell in love with you a little bit.

Yu Ji: You are not worthy. Lu Pheasant: Am I not worthy?A few years from now, I may be the founding queen of the Han Dynasty. Yu Ji: (Laughs) Your husband is being chased by my husband like a stray dog! Lu Pheasant: Victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. The guard ran up with a food box, knelt down and reported: Ma'am!Your Majesty pursued and killed the Han army to Sui River, and the Han army died and wounded 100,000, and the corpses blocked the river! Yu Ji: Where's the king? Guard: Your Majesty is leading a team to pursue Liu Bang! Yu Ji: Got it. Guard: Your Majesty asked the messenger to bring a boneless roast chicken from Suishui Town and a bottle of Suishui Daqu, please enjoy it, Madam.

Concubine Yu: Ask someone to report back to the king, return to the army quickly, and say that I am looking forward to his return. Concubine Yu opened the food box and took out two wine glasses, poured wine into the glasses, and said: Mrs. Lu, come, let's have a drink, and celebrate my husband's victory! Lu Pheasant: Your husband's victory is my husband's failure. Lu Pheasant is not a good man, and he will not drink this glass of wine! Yu Ji: Then toast to our love as a husband and wife! Lu Pheasant: I am full of jealousy for loving couples in the world, I will not drink this glass of wine!

Yu Ji: Then toast to our acquaintance tonight. Lu Zhi: Cheers to the acquaintance of two completely different women! Concubine Yu: Good wine!This wine tastes sweet to the heart, because this is a piece of love from my husband from hundreds of miles away! Lu Pheasant: It's a pity the journey is so long, the wine is already sour! Yu Ji: The wine is not sour, it's your heart that is sour first. Lu Pheasant: Only a short-sighted little woman would take sourness as sweetness! Concubine Yu: Only a jealous woman would treat sweetness as sour. Lu Pheasant: Sour is sweet, sweet is sour, sweetness is inherently sour, sour is inherently sweet, sour and sour, sweet and sweet, sour and sweet, sweet and sour, the taste of this glass of wine is not General!

Concubine Yu: My husband is hundreds of miles away. During the battle, he never forgets to send me delicious food and wine from Pegasus. Even if this wine is really sour, it tastes sweet in my mouth!Ma'am, has the King of Han ever treated you like this? Lu Pheasant: The King of Han thinks about the great affairs of the world, and never takes these small favors to heart! Concubine Yu: Do you think the love between husband and wife is a trivial matter? Lu Pheasant: Compared with the career of an emperor, everything is trivial! The guard rushed to report: Report to Madam!The king sent someone to bring a piece of brocade for his wife to wear on her body to keep out the cold!

Concubine Yu: Where is the king? Guard: Your Majesty has crossed Sui River and is chasing the King of Han. Concubine Yu: Tell the person coming, let the king return quickly, and just say that I am here to look forward to your prime minister! Concubine Yu: Ma'am, although you are pretentious, you didn't guess why I came tonight.I don't want to play tricks on you like a cat and a mouse, I found that if I were a cat, you would be a wolf!When I came to see you, I wanted to let you go back and persuade your Liu Bang to return to Hanzhong, keep his own place, and be his king of Hanzhong. Don't disturb the world because of his ambition alone.

Lu Pheasant: (Pours wine into the glass, drinks by himself) Sister, if I were you, I would let my husband chase after me, wipe out all the enemies, lay the foundation of the emperor, and enjoy wealth forever, instead of relying on the love of children His hind legs! Concubine Yu: Your Liu Bang is treacherous, treacherous, sensual and unfriendly, how can such a person be the emperor? Lu Pheasant: (sneering) Only in this way can he become emperor.Xiang Yu of yours is loyal, benevolent, courteous, open-hearted, and extremely brave, but he is a strange man at best, and he is still far away from the throne of the emperor, not to mention that he married a wife like you—a few years ago He could have established his capital in Xianyang and ruled the world, but it was a pity that he missed this golden opportunity.I think that Xiang Yu abandoned Guanzhong and made Pengcheng his capital, to some extent, he listened to his sister's idea, right? Concubine Yu: (deeply shocked, speechless for a moment) Even if Liu Bang became the emperor, even if you became the queen, I heard people say that Mrs. Qi, Mrs. Eight, and a group of wives have already been in Liu Bang's tent. He and you are only husband and wife. What's the point of being such a queen? Lu Pheasant: (Being seduced by others, but with a strong outside and a strong mind) Little girls only pursue the love of men and women, while big girls want to be immortal! Concubine Yu: Since you want to be famous forever, why do you want to have an affair with him? Lu Pheasant: Is this also worthy of your surprise?Sister, people's greatest weakness is incompleteness.Could it be that one day the king of Han conquered the world, and the overlord was completely defeated, and my sister's heart would be as peaceful as water? Yu Ji: Then let's be a loving couple where the man farms and the woman weaves. Lu Pheasant: (sneering) Do you understand that the arrow is on the string and has to be fired?Do you understand that riding on the back of a tiger is involuntary?However, if you become my prisoner at that time, I may let the King of Han make you a noble concubine. Yu Ji: Are you not afraid that I will let the Overlord kill you? Lu Pheasant: Overlord is merciful, this is his tragedy. Yu Ji: Just wait, maybe tomorrow morning, you will see Liu Bang's head. Lü Pheasant: Although the King of Han could not match the might of the Overlord for a while, his tent has taken in the world's most talented people, and his wings have been formed, so he will surely win the final victory.My beautiful sister, you are ready to work with your sister in Hanwang and share the wealth and honor!At that time, I will chop up Mrs. Qi into a pig. To you, I will naturally treat you preferentially and politely—because, if the beauty in Xiang Yu's tent is me instead of you, then Liu Bang will not be able to be the beauty even if he has great abilities. The emperor who ruled the world, in a sense, you are the number one hero of the future Han Kingdom.You are a stunner in a man's bed, and a fairy who will bring disaster to the country! Concubine Yu: (furiously) Bah!You shameless whore! Lu Zhi: Of course, if Xiang Yu is alive, I would rather let him replace Shen Shiqi.I want the queen's honor, and I will never give up the man's body. Lu Pheasant: (already drunk, sighs to the mirror) Hi!Time is like a dream, and life is easy to age. In a blink of an eye, I am thirty-eight years old. This bright red silk shows my haggard face even more.Sister, you may not know, back then, my sister was also a famous beauty in Pei County!That Liu Bang and I used to be like you and the overlord. We loved each other and couldn't be separated for a moment... But you can't have both, if you want to be an emperor, you have to give up your relationship with your children!Youth is perishable, and the emperor's career lasts forever! Concubine Yu: (at your own discretion) What you mean is that I ruined King Xiang's long-term foundation? Lu Zhi: You don't have to blame yourself too much.After all, King Xiang has tasted a thousand kinds of tenderness and all kinds of romance from you. After all, you are the most beautiful woman in the world!But you have to know that a man's body is born with competitive blood, and when he wakes up from your arms one day and sees that the great country is already in possession, he will hate you!He will even kill you with his own hands!If I were a man, I would kill you with my own hands too! Yu Ji: (drinking a glass of wine suddenly, shouting nervously) You will not succeed! The guards flew in and knelt down and said, "Report Madam, the king chased Liu Bang, and Liu Bang pushed his own children under the car three times in order to run away quickly... Lu Pheasant: (moved) My Yinger! Yu Ji: Then what? Guard: Your Majesty said that he saw the two children crying so pitifully, so he let them go. Yu Ji: Where's the king? Guard: Your Majesty misses his wife and is galloping back. Concubine Yu: Hurry up and tell the king not to think of me. He must catch Liu Bang and tear his body into pieces so as to avoid future troubles! Lu Pheasant: Sister, it's late!Your King Xiang rides a thousand-mile horse, while my King Han rides a chasing windmill. They are in the opposite direction, and they can't catch up! Concubine Yu: (challengingly) I don't know how Madam felt when she heard Liu Bang's trip to beasts? Lu Pheasant: I am proud of my King of Han, for the sake of the supreme throne, even my own children are willing to give up! Yu Ji: (pressing every step of the way) Then why do you still call Yinger painfully? Lu Zhi: (frankly) I am also a woman after all.Just like you are also a woman who wants Xiang Yu to be the emperor.Didn't you ask the guards to order King Xiang to tear Liu Bang into pieces? Lu Pheasant: (sitting across from Concubine Yu, pouring a glass of wine for herself and another for Concubine Yu) Sister, I have you in me, and I in you, we are sisters! Yu Ji: (holding up the glass) Cheers! Lu Zhi: For what? Concubine Yu: (Thinking for a moment, then suddenly pours the wine in the glass onto Lu Zhi's face) Let me wake up for you! Lu Pheasant: (also pours wine on Yu Ji's face) Because of you, I am confused!