Chapter 10 Section VII Vice Envoy

Behind the scenes: The prince's car has already set off! Gou Tu: What should I do? Qin Wuyang: Immediately inform the prince, saying that the hero has a headache due to severe insomnia, and the exercise plan has been cancelled! Gou Tu: I don’t have a headache in the morning, and I don’t have a headache in the evening, but it happens at this time that I have a headache... Gao Jianli: The sky is unpredictable and cloudy, and people are always sick... Qin Wuyang: So many owl heads don't work... Gao Jianli: The hero's illness is no longer insomnia, but a strange disease... Gou Tu: The fire is imminent, Mr. Gao, you can treat a dead horse like a living horse doctor, and give the hero two needles!

Gao Jianli: (sternly) What are you talking about!Daxia is a fine horse, but he suffers from a little illness.In my opinion, let's step back for now and let the hero be quiet for a while. Jing Ke: (slowly raising his head, to Yan Ji) I have a splitting headache, but you are indifferent. Yan Ji: (shaking her clothes) I am the King of Qin now, do you want me to sympathize with an assassin who is about to assassinate me? Jing Ke: Take off this black dress, you are Yan Ji. Yan Ji: You want me to wear this black dress. Jing Ke: Even in black, you are Yan Ji. Yan Ji: How many people in this world know who they are?

Jing Ke: That's right, am I a hero who is about to become famous all over the world, or a clown who is suffering from headaches? Yan Ji: You are Jing Ke who is about to become a hero but suddenly has a headache. Jing Ke: Heroes still get sick? Yan Ji: A hero is also a human being, so he will naturally get sick. Jing Ke: If there was no unforgettable night yesterday, I would think so; but now, I think a person with a headache is not worthy of being a hero.Only mortals have headaches, how can heroes have headaches? Yanji: But your head is really hurting. Jing Ke: Heroes have no right to headaches.

Yan Ji: Heroes also have a head, and having a head will naturally cause headaches. Jing Ke: Even a hero can have a headache, but how can a hero with a headache accomplish this great mission. Yan Ji: Are you afraid? Jing Ke: I know you will say that. Yan Ji: It's not that I want to say that, it's that people in the world would say that. Jing Ke: Heroes still don't have the right to headaches. Yan Ji: You have the right to have headaches, but you don't have the right to use headaches as an excuse not to complete your mission. Jing Ke: What would happen if I didn't have a headache and didn't complete this so-called mission?

Yan Ji: How dare you ask me to answer such a stupid question? Jing Ke: Of course I know the answer, but I need you to answer. Yan Ji: The spittle of the crowd will drown you. Jing Ke: They will say I am a coward. Yanji: Yes. Jing Ke: They will call me ungrateful. Yanji: Yes. Jing Ke: They will say that I have broken the rules of chivalry, they will say that I am a scum in chivalry. Yanji: Yes. Jing Ke: Who are they? Yan Ji: It seems that you don't just pretend to have a headache. Something is wrong with your head.Who are they?They are your friends, they are the prince, they are you, they are me, they are the people of the world, even if the King of Qin knows about it, he will look down on you.

Jing Ke: It seems that I must continue to perform this play. Yanji: Not necessarily. Jing Ke: Is there any other choice? Yanji: You die. Jing Ke: How did you die? Yan Ji: Runaway, ungrateful, killed by the prince. Jing Ke: What else? Yan Ji: Kill yourself by drinking a sword, committing suicide by taking poison, committing suicide by hitting a wall, or sinking yourself by diving, in short, find a way to kill yourself. Jing Ke: Then what? Yan Ji: It will last forever. Jing Ke: And if I die in the Qin Palace, I will live forever. Yanji: Does your head still hurt? Jing Ke: It seems to be lighter.

Yan Ji: Can the prince's car drive away? Jing Ke: Wait a minute.After all, I am a living person, and I am going to die before my eyes. Yan Ji: People are going to die. Jing Ke: How do you want me to die? Yanji: I hope you die a bad life. Jing Ke: Not a good death? Yan Ji: In the Qin Palace, let the soldiers chop into meat. Jing Ke: The prince said that you are someone close to the King of Qin and combing his hair; I think you stood behind him, stroking his neck with your soft hands, and the fragrance of your body made him fascinated. Fantastic... Yan Ji: Why do we need so much foreshadowing?The women in the Qin palace belonged to King Qin, so he could do whatever he wanted.

Jing Ke: I'm talking about you, have you ever had a real affection for him? Yan Ji: It was a shepherd from my hometown who really moved me. He stood on the top of the mountain and sang loudly: I made a pledge of eternal love with my sister, and we will separate unless we do something... Jing Ke: Do you hate King Qin? Yanji: No. Jing Ke: He broke up your marriage. Yan Ji: A marriage that can be broken up is not considered a marriage. Jing Ke: Do you hate the prince? Yanji: No, he didn't do anything to me. Jing Ke: You said that he gave you to me as a gift. Yan Ji: Maybe, I should be grateful to him.

Jing Ke: So, you don't hate me? Yan Ji: You are a hero who is about to become famous all over the world! Jing Ke: Do you want to know who I am?I mean, do you want to know my history? Yan Ji: I didn't gag your mouth. Jing Ke: I once bullied the widow of my neighbor. Yanji: Good. Jing Ke: I also pushed a blind man into a well. Yanji: Good. Jing Ke: I have betrayed my friends and seduced their wives... In short, I have done all the bad things you can think of. Yan Ji: You are like a silkworm, constantly excreting feces, leaving a stomach full of silver threads, you are already close to infinite transparency.

Jing Ke: In order to atone for my sins, I carried a sword on my back and became a knight, risking my life to do some good deeds that can be praised by others. Yanji: I appreciate your reflection.A person who can tell the bad things he has done is at least half a gentleman. Jing Ke: Because I regard you as a relative, because I fell in love with you. Yan Ji: What you love is yourself. Jing Ke: I see myself from you. Yan Ji: So I became your mirror? Jing Ke: I am also your mirror. Yan Ji: Then let's take a picture with each other. Jing Ke: I saw a cowardly person. Yan Ji: Also a brave person.

Jing Ke: An ambiguous person. Yan Ji: She is also a bright person. Jing Ke: A villain. Yan Ji: Also a great man. Jing Ke: Together they are me? Yanji: Me too. Jing Ke: I am you, and you are me. Yan Ji: Actually, they are all ordinary people.Is your head still hurting? Jing Ke: It seems that the pain is gone, but there is still some numbness. Yan Ji: The prince said, I am the medicine for your illness. Jing Ke: I want to carry you into the bedroom. Yan Ji: As long as you think about it, this is the bedroom. Jing Ke: I still have one important matter to decide. Yan Ji: Choose a deputy envoy. Jing Ke: Smart! Yan Ji: Women love to play tricks. Jing Ke: Then, tell me, who should I choose as my deputy? Yanji: Me. Jing Ke: You? Yan Ji: Wearing men's clothing is a handsome boy. Jing Ke: Do you also want to live forever? Yan Ji: I'm afraid that you may suffer from insomnia on the way, and I'm even more afraid that you may have a headache at a critical moment. Jing Ke: It seems that you are the most suitable deputy envoy. Yan Ji: This is a big deal, please think twice. Jing Ke: I have made up my mind, so why hesitate. Yan Ji: You should have thought that I might inform the King of Qin. Jing Ke: Women love to watch dramas, and you won't let a good drama end early. Yan Ji: You should have thought that I might find an opportunity to kill you on the way, such as adding poison to your wine—— Jing Ke: His death is legendary. Yan Ji: I wiped your neck with a knife while you were sleeping. Jing Ke: Being killed by a woman in sleep is a love affair. Yan Ji: You should think that maybe I will find a chance to escape. Jing Ke: Then I will chase you by smelling your scent. Yanji: Do I have a smell? Jing Ke: You have a unique smell. Yan Ji: If you catch me up... Jing Ke: That's the story of Fan Li and Xi Shi. Yanji: What's next? Jing Ke: Men farm and women weave, and have children. Yanji: Does your head still hurt? Jing Ke: You seem to see through me. Yan Ji: You are my master! Jing Ke: (calling loudly) Prince Charming please drive away!