Chapter 6 Chapter Three

Qin Wuyang: (spreading his arms, measuring the thick pillar) Oh my god, this big pillar is thicker than the hundred-year-old locust tree at the head of our village!Where did His Royal Highness get such a thick and straight giant tree?It's terrible, it's terrible, Daxia Jing, following you, my little brother has opened his eyes! Gou Tu: Say you're a country bumpkin, but you're still not convinced.I think my country of Dayan has stretches of primeval forests, towering trees abound everywhere, and the crown prince is the crown prince of the country, who is under one person and above ten thousand people, not to mention one big tree like this, but a thousand trees like this Trees, 10,000 big trees, are also easy.

Qin Wuyang: Hey, you're also full of nouns, and you're turning (zhuai).What happened to the bumpkin?How many heroes and heroes were born in Tian Chou. (Pointing to Gou Tu) Look at that sword of yours, is it carried like that?It should be like this (demonstration for dog slaughter), like this!It's not just anyone who carries a sword on his back and becomes a knight.This is a sword, not a butcher's knife on your chopping board! Gou Tu: We are butchers, heroes come forth in large numbers.Haven't you heard what Mr. Gao said?The hero Zhu Haizhu who assisted Lord Xinling in rescuing Zhao had been slaughtering dogs before he left the mountain; the hero Nie Zheng who assassinated Xialei for Yan Zhongzi also hid himself in the butcher shop and did the trick of going in with white knives and coming out with red knives.

Gao Jianli: (has been wandering behind the stage with his hands behind his back, as if thinking, and now he stepped forward, with a very serious tone) Dear friends, do you still remember Mr. Tian's entrustment to us when he was dying? Qin and Tu: Sir, let us assist Jing Daxia to complete his plan to assassinate Qin. Gao Jianli: Where are you guys? (lowering his voice) Arguing about some trivial matters here, how can there be any chivalry?Sit down and meditate on Mr. Tian's teachings on chivalry. Qin and Tu: Good morning heroes! Gao Jianli: (cautiously) Did Jing Qing sleep well? Jing Ke: (painfully) Another sleepless night.Mr. Gao, what else can you do, hurry up and contribute to save me.

Gao Jianli: Jing Qing, in fact, you fell asleep a little bit. Jing Ke: I tossed and turned, distracted, I could even hear rats fighting, owls hooting, you talking in your sleep and farting. Gao Jianli: Jing Qing, at five o'clock, I got up to take a urinate, and I clearly heard loud snoring coming from your bedroom. Jing Ke: (excitedly) Did you really hear my snoring? Gao Jianli: It's absolutely true! Jing Ke: So I did fall asleep a little? Gao Jianli: At least for an hour! Jing Ke: (pointing to Qin and Tu) You also heard my snoring? Qin and Tu: I heard it. Your snoring woke us up from our dreams.

Jing Ke: (excitedly) I feel relieved after hearing what you said.I thought I wasn't asleep, but I was. Everyone: You did fall asleep. Jing Ke: (stretched his waist, kneels and sits in front of the idol of the King of Qin) Even if he was not asleep, he did not dare to slack off, let alone I slept for an hour——Mr. s story. Gao Jianli: (Talking while walking behind the stage, using Gou Tu as the virtual Duke Huan, Gou Tu and Qin Wuyang co-acting) Cao Mo, the hero Cao, is also a native of Lu.Follow Lu Zhuang Guild to join Duke Huan of Qi in Qi.Duke Zhuang and Duke Huan were on the high altar, and they were about to swear an agreement to cede the land. Cao Daxia flew up to the altar with a dagger in his hand, grabbed the sleeve of Duke Huan's robe with his left hand, and pressed the dagger on Duke Huan's neck with his right. Bullying my country of Lu for too long and too much.Today, in front of all the princes, please swear to the Tianmeng that you will return the land that was occupied by the Lu State, and promise not to invade the Lu State border again.

Gou Tu: (playing as Duke Huan) I swear to Tianmeng that I will agree to all your requests. Gao Jianli: After the matter was over, Cao Daxia threw the dagger in front of Duke Huan, jumped off the altar, sat facing north, drank wine and ate meat, without changing his face! Jing Ke: This is exactly what His Royal Highness wants us to do, and what we ourselves dream of, but—(Jing Ke leans forward) Calling loudly from behind the scenes: His Royal Highness will send a cow, a sheep tail, and a pig for the enjoyment of Hero Jing and all the knights—— Jing Ke: (frustrated) However, the Qin Palace is not Qi, and the King of Qin is not Duke Huan.Even if Jing Ke had ten times the bravery of Cao Mo, what chance would he have to coerce the King of Qin to swear to the Heavenly Alliance and sign the contract in public?Even if the king of Qin was forced by the situation and swore to sign a contract, Jing Ke would be chopped into meat sauce in an instant as soon as Jing Ke let go. !Alas, Cao Mo can't learn from it.

Loudly shouted from behind the scenes: His Royal Highness the Prince will bring in ten pieces of brocade, and ten altars of fine wine for Hero Jing and all the knights to enjoy—— Qin Wuyang: (quietly to Gou Tu) This man is really willing to spend money! Gou Tu: (whispered) You just follow the trend of eating and drinking spicy food. Gao Jianli: One hundred and sixty-seven years later, there was another story in the state of Wu where Zhuan Zhuan's hero assassinated King Liao of Wu for his son. Jing Ke: (sadly) Come on. Gao Jianli: (Qin Wuyang plays Zhuan Zhu, Gou Tu plays the king and the king's attendants. The two perform exaggeratedly following Gao Jianli's narration) Zhuan Zhuan is a hero, a native of Wu Guotang.In order to seize the throne, Prince Guang ambushed armored soldiers in the cave and invited the king to a banquet.On both sides of the avenue from the palace to Prince Guang's house, as well as on the courtyard and aisle of Prince Guang's house, the king's cronies were all standing there, each holding a long sword and staring at him.When the wine was half full, Prince Guang withdrew on excuses, and the hero hid the dagger in the belly of the fish, pretending to be the chef who served the food, and came before the king.The hero ripped open the fish maw, grabbed the dagger, and assassinated the king with lightning speed.The king's armed attendant rushed forward and stabbed the hero to death with his sword.The soldiers who had been ambushed by Prince Guang suddenly arrived and killed the king's cronies.Prince Guang became King of Wu, and made Zhuan Zhu's son Shangqing.

Jing Ke: Zhuanzhu can be learned, but unfortunately, none of Jing Ke's sons was named Shangqing. Qin Wuyang: Mister, you might as well adopt a talented person as your adopted son. Gou Tu: What crooked ways are you thinking? A loud call came from behind the scenes: His Royal Highness the Prince brought in three good horses and one tall cart for Hero Jing's use. Jing Ke: Please tell the story of Yu Rang, Mr. Gao. Gao Jianli: (Qin Wuyang plays Zhi Bo, Gou Tu plays Yu Rang, the two follow Gao Jianli to narrate and perform) Yu Rang is a hero of Yu, and he is also a member of Zhi Bo's disciples.In order to repay his kindness, he disguised himself twice and lurked in the latrine and under the grass bridge, intending to assassinate Zhao Xiangzi for Zhibo, but both were seen through.Zhao Xiangzi said: "Yurang, you have avenged Zhibo, and you have already won the name of a righteous man."But for my own safety, I cannot pardon you again.Yu Daxia said: You forgive me last time, and you have won yourself a good reputation for generosity.Today, I am damned.I just ask for your coat, let me strike it with a sword.One is to fulfill my wish to avenge Zhi Bo, and the other is to give you a more generous reputation.Zhao Xiangzi then took off his coat and sent people to Yu Rang. The hero drew his sword, jumped three times and struck him, and then committed suicide with his sword. name.

Jing Ke: Yu Rangkong has the name of a chivalrous man, but he is actually a clown, and he is not enough to learn. Gou Tu: I think this Hero Yu is a simple and honest person. Qin Wuyang: What simple and honest person?An idiot! Loudly shouted behind the scenes: The prince gave a priceless treasure for the hero Jing to enjoy alone—— Qin Wuyang: My mother, what kind of baby is this? Gou Tu: (twitching his nose) It smells so good! Jing Ke: (excitedly) Yan Ji—— Yan Ji: (politely) Sir. Jing Ke: (to the guards) Escort Yan Ji back to the womb of the crown prince. Yan Ji: The concubine is a gift from the crown prince to the husband. How can there be any reason to take back something given to others?From now on, you are my master. (Gives the guards to back down.)

Gao Jianli: (steps forward and salutes) I have heard of Yan Ji's reputation for a long time, but seeing her today is like seeing a heavenly man! Yan Ji: Are you Mr. Gao? Gao Jianli: Gao Jianli. Qin Wuyang: (knees up in front of Yan Ji) Qin Wuyang sees Yan Ji. Gou Tu: (knees up to Yan Ji) I also see Yan Ji. Yan Ji: This concubine already belongs to Jing Qing, you are all brothers of Jing Qing, so don't be so polite in the future. Jing Ke: (Hiding his inner excitement) Mr. Gao, after Yurang, what's the story? Gao Jianli: Forty years after Yurang, there was another story about Nie Zheng and Nie Hero in Weiyi.

Jing Ke: Come on. Yan Ji: (Standing forward, to Jing Ke) Master, Mr. Gao's mouth is dry, can the concubine tell you this story? Jing Ke: (surprised) You?How dare you work hard to open Chrysostom? Yan Ji: (sneering) The prince often gets angry during my narration, like a fighting rooster. Jing Ke: Jing Ke washes his ears and listens respectfully to your singing of swallows and warblers. Yan Ji: (jumps up, with high spirits) Nie Zheng, Nie the hero, is also a native of Wei.When he was young, he killed someone because of an accident (Qin Wuyang signaled the dog slaughter, meaning that this matter was the same as his own experience), and avoided disaster with his mother and sister in Qi State, hiding in the butcher's workshop, and killing dogs as a profession. Gou Tu: (whispering to Qin Wuyang) Did you hear that? Yan Ji: Yan Zhongzi, an aristocrat from Puyang, traveled all the way to Qi with a hundred taels of gold to celebrate the birthday of Hero Nie’s mother, with the intention of inviting Hero Nie out of the mountain.The hero said: "The old mother is in the hall, and the elder sister is waiting for the words. I dare not allow anyone in this body."A few years later, my sister married and my mother passed away.Hero Nie went to Puyang, met Yan Zhongzi, and said: "Nie Zheng is a fugitive criminal. He hides in the market and kills dogs for a living. Sir, you are a minister. You can lower your status. It is so honorable to come here to celebrate the birthday of the political mother." Righteousness, Nie Zheng has no teeth and dare not forget it.Now that my mother has passed away, my sister has a place to belong to, and this body is free, so I can die for my husband.Please tell me who you hate, Nie Zheng spared his life to do it for you.Yan Zhongzi said: "The person Zhongzi hates is Xialei, the prime minister of Korea. Xialei is both the prime minister and the uncle of the king of Han. He is very powerful and hot. I have prepared hundreds of strong men on horseback to assist you in accomplishing things." Hero Nie declined the orders of the chariots and riders, and went to Han alone with his sword.When the hero is tired, Fang sits in the house, surrounded by armored guards.The hero flies up the steps and assassinates the hero.The left and right soldiers were in chaos.The hero showed his might and killed dozens of people in an instant.Then the eyes were disfigured, and the intestines were cut out to die! Qin Wuyang: Brave Hero Nie, Brave Hero Nie! Dog Tu: Added luster to my slaughter team! Yan Ji: The King of Han will hang the body of the hero in the city, and anyone who can recognize it will be rewarded with a thousand gold.The hero's elder sister, named Nie Rong, heard the news and rushed to Han City, laying down her corpse and crying.Said: The one who is tired of killing heroes is Nie Zhengye from Shenjing Village, Zhicheng City, State of Wei.The city people asked: "This man assassinated Han Xiang. He committed a heinous crime. Madam came to recognize each other. Aren't you afraid of harming yourself?"Nie Rong said solemnly: "My younger brother's eyes were disfigured because he was afraid that people would recognize him and hurt me. How dare I give up my whole body and bury my younger brother's fame!" ?After saying that, he shouted three times to the sky, and died beside the hero's corpse. Qin Wuyang: The husband of a girl! Gou Tu: She also became famous following her younger brother. Jing Ke: After Nie Zheng, are there any chivalrous men who have been listed in history? Yan Ji: (sneeringly) That might be Jing Qing. Jing Ke: (sadly) Unexpectedly, it is a woman who ended the hundreds of years of knight-errant stories! Yan Ji: (meaningfully) Maybe it was a woman who started a new round of knight-errant stories. Gao Jianli: (focusing on Yanji) I really doubt that there is a young knight hidden in this flower crown dress. Yan Ji: (kneeling down, lowering her face and bowing her head) The concubine talks too much, which is against the etiquette of women. I hope the master and all the knights will forgive me.