Chapter 4 Section 1 Chengyi

Qin Wuyang: (with a modern and fashionable youth tone) What kind of place is this?Capital Theater?no!More than 2,300 years ago, this was the capital of Yan State. Dog Butcher: (Stop chopping meat, using a modern accent) You should say that more than 2,300 years ago, this was the most famous dog slaughterhouse in the capital city of Yan Kingdom. Gao Jianli: (Singing in a modern accent while hitting the ground) No relatives to be big officials, no brothers to be rich, no buddies to be big names, it's hard to be famous, so we have to spend our lives drunk and dreaming... Qin Wuyang: I said Lao Gao, you don't want to spend your life drunk and dreaming.Cheer up and act well. If you succeed in this play, you may become famous.

Gao Jianli: Why, is this part of the drama? Gou Tu: Entering the play! Gao Jianli: Where's Jing Ke?It was agreed to practice swordsmanship today, why hasn't he come yet? Qin Wuyang: Maybe it's another insomnia. Gao Jianli: Poor Brother Jing, he got this disease at such a young age. Qin Wuyang: I just don't understand, man, how could it be impossible to sleep? Gao Jianli: Who is as blessed as you? As soon as your head touches the pillow, you immediately snore like thunder. Gou Tu: He just asked the servant of Mr. Tian Guang's house to deliver a letter, saying that he was going to visit Meng Sun, a famous knight from Qi, and he could not come.

Qin Wuyang: He is always like this. Whenever he goes to a place, he brings a small mill of sesame oil and mung bean vermicelli to visit celebrities.Wherever there are celebrities, there is his presence.I think his insomnia is probably because he wants to be famous... Gao Jianli: Brother, it's not kind to speak like that!Everyone has the desire to be famous. (Pointing at Qin Wuyang with the index of his left hand) Don't you want to be famous? (The index of the right hand points to Gou Tu) Don't you want to be famous? Qin Wuyang: A gentleman loves money and gets it in a proper way; a chivalrous man who is famous should also be famous in a proper way, right? A (pretentious) person should have some dignity after all!

Gao Jianli: You are right, but, dear brother, a chivalrous man is a human being, and Brother Jing Ke is also a human being, and as a human being, we have weaknesses, and we cannot seek perfection and destruction.Do you know what annoys me the most? ——It is the kind of person who has seized the moral high ground and scolded others. He just stole a cow, and then turned around and scolded the chicken thief. Qin Wuyang: (embarrassed) That’s right, you can be forgiven for stealing a chicken and scolding a cow thief... Gao Jianli: Is a person who steals a chicken entitled to scold a person who steals a cow?Is there an essential difference between stealing a chicken and stealing a cow?If the cow is tied next to you when you steal the chicken, can you guarantee that you won't lead the cow?

Qin Wuyang: Mr. Gao, I'm a rough man, and I can't stand your circle. Gao Jianli: I mean, you can criticize a knight's swordsmanship, but you should not discuss his morality. Qin Wuyang: Then who should control the morality of knights?It's always a ridiculous thing to curry favor with celebrities with small milled sesame oil and mung bean vermicelli, right?Always an abomination, right?Always a shame, right? Gao Jianli: In fact, it is a pitiful thing. Gou Tu: The price of mung beans has skyrocketed recently, and the price of mung bean vermicelli has also skyrocketed. Qin Wuyang: It's none of your business, don't meddle in it!

Gao Jianli: Someone will take care of the moral issues of chivalrous men, even if no one takes care of them, there will be gods to take care of them.As for us, it is best to learn martial arts and discuss swordsmanship. Qin Wuyang: His brother's swordsmanship is still a little off.He went to visit Gai Daxia of Zhao State, and talked about books and swords, full of loopholes, Gai Daxia didn't bother to speak, glared at him, and our brother Jing ran away in despair. Gao Jianli: Brother Jing is still outstanding, otherwise Mr. Tian would not appreciate him. Qin Wuyang: Mr. Tian, ​​what a fool!In his whole life, he has never eradicated violence for the people, nor has he slain the king, nor has he stabbed a knife for a friend. How did he gain such a great reputation?Seems like a chivalrous leader?Anyone who wants to make a name for himself in Yanjing's chivalrous circles must visit his pier. (pressing the sword and squatting - straight waist, buttocks away from the calf) To be appreciated by such an old bastard, it is better to die in a bloody battle with him!

Gou Tu: Seeing how popular people are, right?Are you jealous?Jing Ke is our friend, he treats you well, Xiao Qin. Qin Wuyang: I'm not hot-eyed, let alone jealous, I'm dissatisfied, I'm cynical!Jing Ke is our friend, he is appreciated by the old man, we are happy for him, but also feel sorry for him.Didn't you hear what people said? "Tian's family is full of thieves and thieves."Even if he Tian Guang appreciates me, I still don't appreciate him!I don't want to be in the company of those who flirt with others and try to catch their reputation, am I right?Brother Jianli?

Gao Jianli: Brother Wuyang is full of youthful vigor and courage. Even if he is not appreciated by the old man, he will be famous sooner or later. Qin Wuyang: This Yanjing, who is bloated, fat, and plagued by many diseases, just bullies outsiders.You go to our place to inquire about it. When you mention the three words Qin Wuyang, you can refer to the white-haired old man and the yellow-mouthed child. Who doesn't know?Who doesn't know?When I was thirteen years old, in order to save a girl who was taken by a bully, I stabbed the lunatic to death with a sword in my hand, rescued the girl, returned it to her parents, and became a young knight...

Gou Tu: (chops the chopping board with a butcher knife) Hey, hey, Qin Wuyang, the day before yesterday you said that you were a sixteen-year-old hand-slasher who rescued a girl, why did you become thirteen just two days ago? Qin Wuyang: (Pause for a moment) The day before yesterday I was talking about false years! Gou Tu: Are you a little more imaginary? Qin Wuyang: Our place has such an algorithm. Gou Tu: You said the day before yesterday that the girl's parents were going to betroth her to you as a wife... Qin Wuyang: Although I, Qin Wuyang, was young and ignorant at the time, I was still well-educated, how could I take advantage of others' dangers!

Gou Tu: This is not really taking advantage of someone’s danger, it’s called grabbing grass and beating a rabbit—killing two birds with one stone. Qin Wuyang: What do you think of me?Do not repay favors, this is the basic principle of a chivalrous man.If I, Qin Wuyang, married that young girl, wouldn't I become a villain who lends money for profit? Gou Tu: But I heard people said that you still went to the girl's house to sleep for three nights, and then left without saying goodbye. Qin Wuyang: (turning into anger from embarrassment, he jumps up from the table and draws his sword) You dirty and innocent dog!I want to duel with you!

Gou Tu: Let me use this butcher's knife to chop meat, and try your chivalrous sword. Gao Jianli: (jumps up, draws out his sword, and deflects the swords of the two of them) A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, my brother, why should swords confront each other? Gao Jianli: (to Gou Tu) Your brother's mouth is also a little bit sharp, you have to be measured when you speak, and you need to be skillful when criticizing. Brother Wuyang said a few years less, so what's the problem?In today's society, how many people's ages are true? Qin Wuyang: Qin Wuyang killed people with a sword at the age of thirteen. It is a household name in my place. Everyone knows it. If you don't believe me, go and investigate! Gou Tu: Am I full?Even if you say you killed someone at the age of three, what the hell are you doing to me?I just can't get enough of these lies.A chivalrous man draws his sword to help when he sees injustice; a gentleman hears a lie and exposes it to his face.I can't be a knight, but I want to be a gentleman. Gao Jianli: Brother Tu, for your bold words, you are already a knight. Gou Tu: Hey, how did so many righteous people and knights come out in a blink of an eye?Even I, who kills dogs and sells meat, turned out to be a knight? Gao Jianli: Zhilan blooms in the deep valley, and the hero hides in the butcher's workshop.This is the so-called "heroes don't ask about their origin". Gou Tu: I'd rather kill my dog ​​with peace of mind. If I also become a knight with a broken sword on my back and walk around the streets, then you won't even have a place to brag and drink. Gao Jianli: Brother Tu, a real hero doesn't need to carry a sword; just like a real great musician, he doesn't need to use his hands to build.The sword is in the mind, and the song is in the heart. Gou Tu: You both wear a sword and strike a sword. Does this mean that you are neither a real hero nor a real great musician? Gao Jianli: Swordsmanship and music are extremely profound. If you are not a genius, even if you spend your whole life, you will not be able to make it to the top.Gradually away from rough and untalented, as for these two items, it's just superficial.So this sword still needs to be worn, and this building still needs to be struck. Gou Tu: Then you can calm down, drink a few glasses of old wine, eat a few pieces of dog meat, hit the building, sing songs, and complain, it's good! Gao Jianli: What Brother Tu said is absolutely true. Qin Wuyang: (sarcastically) The hero is here. Jing Ke: (humming) The world is turbid and I am alone——The world is drunk and I am alone— Qin Wuyang: (Narrator) Insomniacs, do you want to wake up alone? Gou Tu: Brother Jing, have you seen that Qi hero? Jing Ke: An old man on the verge of dying...it's not worth wasting saliva on him... Qin Wuyang: Probably hit a snag, right?Think of Meng Sun, the hero of the Qi State, who is famous all over the world, and even His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is regarded as a guest of honor, entertaining him with a feast at the State Guesthouse.I guess Brother Jing was thrown out by the guards before he even entered the gate! Jing Ke: The sparrow knows the ambition of the swan! Gou Tu: Mr. Jing Ke, don't turn (zhuai), tell us about the demeanor of the hero of Qi, so that we can learn a lot. Gao Jianli: That's right, Brother Jing, let me tell you about the meeting.That Mengsun, in his early years, was a guest of Lord Mengchang's family and worshiped the famous Feng Huan, who didn't have a car and a clasp, as his teacher. Although he didn't make great achievements in history, he is also the only surviving senior in our chivalrous circle. Jing Ke: It's just a false name! Qin Wuyang: A person whom His Royal Highness respects, wouldn't be so unbearable, right? Jing Ke: The prince is just giving him face because of his dying years and coming from a long way. (The drunkenness disappears) Brother Jianli, in my opinion, a chivalrous man doesn't need real talent and learning, as long as he comes from a famous family, plus he is old and immortal, he will become a hero by then. Gou Tu: Being old and not dying is a thief. At this age, if you don’t stay at home, why come out to hang around?Don't say you are not angry, even I, a dog killer, can't stand it! Qin Wuyang: (angrily scolding Goutu) Don't interrupt! (Turning to Jing Ke, sarcastically) Brother Jing is walking on the same road, isn't it? Gao Jianli: (conciliatoryly) You two are brothers of your own family, so keep your words to avoid hurting your friendship. (Turning to Jing Ke) Brother Jing, brothers, although we are not as good as the heroes of the past, we still have something in our stomachs.In today's troubled times, as long as you are a true hero, there will always be a place for you.Learn the art of dragon slaying, goods and imperial family, let us wait patiently for the time to come.Brother Tu, cook two dog legs for us, warm up three old wines, let us drink and talk freely, and eat to our heart's content! Qin Wuyang: This is serious business. Shouting after the field: Tian Daxia arrives—— Tian Guang: Jing Qing, is Jing Qing there? Jing Ke: Mr. Tian, ​​Jing Ke is here. Tian Guang: OK, you are here. (Looking past Gao Jianli) Gao Jianli, Mr. Gao, you are here too. Gao Jianli: Late students dare not bear such an honorary title. Tian Guang: (staring at Qin Wuyang) Qin Wuyang, Mr. Qin. Qin Wuyang: (bends and bows) Mr. Tian...old senior...you're making me mad. Tian Guang: (focusing on Goutu) And you, brother Goutu, how is your business doing recently? Gou Tu: (flattered) Thanks to your old man, it’s okay.The three of them know that the boy is also a lover. He does this small business not to make money, but to make it easier for friends to get together... Tian Guang: Okay, okay, they are all chivalrous men!What are you doing standing there?Sit, all sit. Gao Jianli: I haven't seen you for a long time, but I look forward to the rain like seedlings.Today, Mr. condescends to come down to the Dog Butcher's Workshop, he must have a good opinion to teach us, and I am willing to listen to Mr. Jinyu's words. Tian Guang: (drinking, sighing) The tiger is too old to eat people! Gao Jianli: Mister is always strong and strong, although we are young, we cannot stop Mr. Jianfeng. Qin Wuyang: Sir, swordsmanship has reached the level of proficiency. Among thousands of troops, taking the head of a general is like searching for an ear. Tian Guang: (Laughs sadly a few times) What is old and vigorous, what is perfect, Xiao Gao, Xiao Qin, you are flattering me, I am not sure what to think! Gao Jianli: We also think so in our hearts.Besides, respecting the elderly is a beautiful tradition in our country of Yan. Qin Wuyang: The old man is the pillar of the country. If we work hard for 30 years, it will be difficult to match him. Tian Guang: Jing Qing, what do you think? Jing Ke: Jing Ke lived in the country of Yan. Thanks to Mr. Wu’s love, he rewarded me with food and clothing, and gave me a place to live.I don't know that there is a king and a prince in Yan State, but I only know that there is a Mr. Yan State. Tian Guang: (to Gao and Qin) Did you hear that?This is what a warrior should say.A chivalrous man is tolerant; a chivalrous man is great.The so-called tolerance is great.Be high-spirited and bright, don't fall into the vulgar.Lingxu wine, generous elegy.Do not flatter the rich and powerful at the top, and do not deceive women and children at the bottom.If you receive a trickle of favor from others, you will repay it with a fountain.The virtue of reinventing others is immediately and completely forgotten.The swordsman has a will, and he is arrogant, killing people without making a sound.With the world in your sleeves, you can seize the country without fighting.A chivalrous person, anxious for public good and righteous, helps the poor and the poor, although he is heartbroken, he should not regret it. (The more he talks, the more excited he is, jumping up from his seat) A chivalrous man endures humiliation and bears heavy burdens, endures hardships and tastes courage, and despite hunger and cold, does not fall into the blue sky. ... Gao Jianli: Mr.'s words express the essence of Xia and Sword. Qin Wuyang: When the boy returns home, he will carve it on the wall and recite it from time to time. Tian Guang: (panting) I, Tian Guang, have the ambition to swallow clouds and dreams, and possess the skills of slaying dragons and fighting tigers. I have waited for forty years for this opportunity to carry forward my chivalrous swordsmanship. Today, the time has come, but I have already I have more than enough heart but not enough energy... Tian Guang: (Looking around at everyone) Are you all Jing Qing's friends? Everyone: Yes, we are close friends of Brother Jing. Tian Guang: Do you know how our chivalrous friends make friends?Everyone: Please enlighten me, sir. Tian Guang: Friends are people who live and die together. Everyone: I would like to follow the teachings of Mr. Tian Guang: Jing Qing's friend is also my friend.What I can say to Jing Qing, I can say to you.Can you keep a secret? Everyone: We are all tight-lipped people. Tian Guang: Jing Qing, His Royal Highness sent a car to take me to the palace today, turned away from the left and right, and said to me: "Sir, the two countries, Yan and Qin, swear not to stand side by side. The king of Qin will not die when he kills me. In three to five years, I will definitely launch an attack on my country Yan. May you pay attention to me." (Observing everyone's reaction) I said to His Royal Highness: "Your Highness, when a horse is in its prime, it can run thousands of miles in a day, and when it is old, it is a poor horse. First of all, I am such an old horse." The crown prince asked me: "Among the domestic knights, who is available?" (Looking at the crowd, Jing Ke lowered his eyebrows) I said to the crown prince: "Jing Ke is available! " Jing Ke: (straightly worshiping deeply) Thanks to Mr. Misfortune, I'm afraid that Jing Ke's talent and learning are shallow, and his swordsmanship is not good, so it will be difficult for him to take on the big responsibility. Tian Guang: As the saying goes: "A fence with three stakes, a hero with three gangs" Everyone: Willing to assist Jing Qing to fulfill the great trust of His Highness the Crown Prince. Tian Guang: At the time of parting, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said to me: "Sir, what you just said just now is a major national event. Please don't let it out." The Crown Prince said that he still doesn't trust me enough! Gao Jianli: For such an important matter, you should be very cautious, sir, you are suspicious. Tian Guang: What the prince said has a different meaning. Tian Guang: Jing Qing, do you know what the prince means? Jing Ke: Sir... Tian Guang: It’s okay to be straightforward. Jing Ke: The crown prince gave Mr. a chance to become famous for the rest of his life. Tian Guang: Those who know me are Jing Qing. (Looking up to the sky and sighing) It's a pity that I have no special skills, and I can't go to the Qin Palace to take the head of the King of Qin in person to thank His Royal Highness for his kindness.Jing Qing, after I die, go to the palace to meet the crown prince, accept the task, and express your will on my behalf.Jingqing, you have to know that throughout the ages, how many benevolent chivalrous men with extraordinary skills and great ambitions have been waiting for a good opportunity to make great achievements, but in the end they died of old age like mediocre people. Wild village shop.And how many poor and dirty villains have been pushed onto the stage of history, wearing flower crowns offered by flatterers on their heads, and brocades woven by shallow women with their vanity, performing ugly performances.Having the qualities of a hero and getting a chance to prove yourself is the favor of fate. Jing Qing, you have to be careful!You have to think carefully!Don't let down my white-haired head, Jing Qing! (Stretches out his right hand with the bronze nails, and grabs Jing Ke's arm violently) Just like I grabbed your arm, grab this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. In, caught in the bone!After I die, you take off this pair of nails and return them to Yan Ji.She is the favorite of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who goes in and out with her, and is inseparable.This set of nails was a gift she gave me three years ago.She asked me to use these nails to eat fish and meat, to nourish my body, and to prepare for a great event for the prince.But I didn't expect that in just three years, I would become old and suffer from osteoporosis, which made me unable to move. It's a pity, a pity, a pity, a pity. (Coughing violently, Gao Jianli, Qin Wuyang, and Gou Tu stepped forward to rub his chest and beat his back) And you, the three of you, have to judge the situation so that you can take care of yourself, take a ride with the wind, borrow a lucky light, and accomplish your chivalrous journey If you want to be famous, don't be like me, using an insufficient reason to achieve the reputation of this supporting role by killing yourself.Leaning against a locust tree and wearing a green jacket, bald and following the moonlight, everyone, please! Everyone: Sir... Jing Ke: (Takes off the nails from Tian Guang's hand, coldly) Mr. Seeking benevolence and getting benevolence, it is consummated!