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Chapter 38 Those words spoken by the owner of the bathhouse are heroic

Read library 0600 张立宪 2276Words 2018-03-20
Eighty-three episodes of Korean TV dramas - it's not too long, it's not too long after watching you. When I was in a writing class, I asked the students an old question, if you were living on a deserted island and could only watch the same movie continuously, which one would you choose?Unsurprisingly, some students mentioned boring European movies, maybe they wanted to make themselves sleepy and sleep until the end of time.As for me, of course I chose "The Story of McDull", because I hope that I will be imposing and have a sunny chest. Then I thought, what should I watch instead of the same TV series?

The answer can only be "The Man from the Bathhouse Owner's House". Eighty-three episodes of Korean TV dramas - it's not too long, it's not too long after watching you.It’s like when I was a child in the countryside to celebrate the new year, firecrackers were fried in the village, potatoes were stewed in a charcoal basin, dumplings were placed on the table, relatives crowded into the room, and no one cared about you. At this time All you have to do is to lie on the hot kang and rub back and forth, stepping on the old newspapers on the wall, stepping all over Homecoming.

In the past, I only admired the Japanese screenwriter Shinji Nojima, but now I know that the 60-year-old old lady Kim Soo-hyun is amazing, and it is a blessing for the audience in a country to have such a screenwriter.We also have "Empty Mirror" and "Poor Zhang Damin", and we also have poetry and affection in daily life, but after all, we can't do it like Kim Soo-hyun. Eagerly, showing their prejudices and enthusiasm wantonly. The elder sister-in-law Yingzi is a virtuous daughter-in-law, virtuousness comes from sobriety: "When I was eighteen years old, I also imagined that I could have the fragrance of lilies every day. Now, it would be nice to be able to wash away the smell of spicy cabbage." The eldest daughter believed She complained: "Why are the people in our country so strange? I'm really dissatisfied." Her answer was: "The people in our country are not satisfied with you either, so stay away." Finally, one of the three daughters got married, and her husband When asked if she felt lonely, she replied more bluntly: "It's good, it's like pulling a tooth!"

The old lady Jizi suddenly became angry when she saw the fat daughter Fuji's eating, and opened her mouth: "Eat less, what's wrong? Your mouth can't be idle for a while, and it will scold you!" But she also has When she was in a good temper, people asked her how she apologized to her grandfather—"It's like a big fly in summer, rubbing your hands together for days and nights." From episode to episode, just being mean to fat people, I learned so many aphorisms: "I look like a pregnant woman all year round, but have you ever given birth?" "As fat as a silkworm chrysalis, what's cute!" A woman, like the thatch cover of a big water tank, presses down and sinks, and pops up with a loose hand!" "Which brave person said you are fat?"

After watching these eighty-three episodes, if I didn't die laughing, I will definitely be crushed to death by others. After learning so many harsh words, who can resist it? Min Ki: Can I kiss you? Soo Kyung: No way. Minki: Just a moment. Soo Kyung: My kisses cost money. Min Ki: How much? Xiujing: One hundred thousand yuan. Min Ki: So expensive? Soo Kyung: That’s fine. Min Ki: I only have 10,000. Soo Kyung: Then kiss for 10,000 yuan. Just as Min Ki kissed him, Soo Kyung pushed him away. Min Ki: Mine is only worth three thousand. Soo Kyung: It’s already 10,000. Huiying: It seems that I may really die like this. Come and listen to my last words... After I die, can you plant a bouquet of white maiden flowers on my grave every year?It's a pity that the love has faded, but I can't blame you, and don't regret how you treated me before... Just find another one.

Xixiu (husband): Well, when will you die? Fudge: How is it?Is it delicious? Binglie (husband): Didn't you see I was stirring?Stirring with a spoon, but the spoon can't taste it, how do you know if it's good or not?You have been asking by the side if it is delicious. Ji Zi (Grandma): Don’t squint at me, or if you go to the market tomorrow morning, those flounder will call you big brother. Yingzi (sister-in-law): The man looks like a human, but there are thirty boa constrictors and ten hungry wolves coiled in his heart. Fu Ji: Let's dance emotionally like the second sister-in-law and the others.

Binglie: All right. Fudge: You should put your arms around my waist. Binglie: But, I don't know where your waist is. The second aunt Huiying said to Fu Ji: Don't you feel hot today? You wear a shawl in such a good weather, people think it's the first time you wear it. Soo Kyung: What more flowers do you want grandma, I am a flower myself. Fu Ji: Husband, if one day, the two of us suddenly want to divorce—I’m telling you something—how much property does our family have?How much property will you give me? Binglie: ... Fudge: What do you want to do for so long? Binglie: How much do you plan to ask for?

Fudge: Half, at least half. Binglie: I will give you everything, our family property is too small, how can half be enough? Fu Ji: I'm serious with you, why do you say it so easily? Binglie: I'll give you everything verbally, of course it's easy. Fauci: Then let's go to the property registration tomorrow. Binglie: ... Yoon Kyung: You should kiss me at this time. After Bing Lie announced his divorce, he walked out of the house happily in the morning, ecstatic, and ran into his grandpa head-on: Oh, grandpa... Grandpa looked in the direction of the third daughter's house: she came out.

Binglie: Cough, grandpa, then I'm going to work. Grandpa: Yes. (Bing Lie looks back at Fu Ji, and leaves proudly) Fu Ji: Dad, what did Bing Lie tell you? Grandpa: Nothing. Fudge: Really not? Grandpa: No. Fudge: Did he really say nothing? Grandpa: No, what's the matter? Fu Ji: Bing Lie wants to divorce your daughter! Grandpa: Then leave. Fu Ji: Dad, what are you talking about? Grandpa: Divorce is divorce, I still want to divorce! Fudge: Dad... Eun Kyung: Mom and Dad just like the eldest sister the most, and they never look down on me. Dad: That's not liking, it's letting go.Your eldest sister is like a cancer, no one in the family dares to touch her, so she has to go.

"What dog meat soup are you eating? Last time I ate dog meat soup with you. When I walked through the alley, all the dogs stared at me." Grandpa: Why are there so many flowers? Can flowers be eaten?Considering that there are still many people in South Korea who have no food to eat, it is a waste to buy flowers like this. Grandma: It’s better to spend more. There is only one engagement, so what if you don’t make it better. It’s not a waste to put so much. Grandpa: Turn off the radio! Hee Soo: Dad, the radio is off. Grandpa: No radio on?What is that screaming? Hee Soo: ... Fudge: I long to get my own husband back.

Binglie: Your husband is right here, and I didn't go anywhere. Fu Ji: You are not my husband Lian Binglie, except that the skin is Lian Binglie, the flesh has changed, everything has changed, I figured it out, you must have another woman now... Binglie: Huh? Fudge: Otherwise, you have no reason to be like this.You have changed, you have really changed, now you are more than three meters away from me, before you were three millimeters away from me... no, not even one millimeter, and you are tightly attached to my body... Soo Kyung: The engagement ring is also too small, far from what I expected.I thought it would at least give me a carat rating. Yoon Kyung: You are so nasty, I don't like men who want to show off too much. Haojun: I'm not disgusted by an unattractive woman like you. Yin Jing: What!I'm not attractive, so why do you like me? Ho Joon: Do you think you are attractive?You want me to say you're attractive?Then don't you also like meaty? !
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